Alex Rodriguez Flirting with Blondes, Trying to Score Digits in the 8th Inning of the Yankees Game 1 Loss to Detroit
Alex Rodriguez hasn’t been getting it done at the plate in the postseason – 3-for-23, zero homers, zero RBI, 12 strikeouts, one DNP – so nobody should be surprised that he’s trying his luck with the ladies instead … in the middle of a postseason game.
After getting yanked for a pinch hitter in the 8th inning of a Game 1 loss to the Tigers, the New York Post alleges that A-Rod sent two blondes a note asking for their digits.
Instead of rooting on his teammates as they struggled to stay alive during the tense game at Yankee Stadium, A-Rod, 37, had a ball boy toss the young women a baseball inscribed with a message asking for their numbers.
“The girls, who had already caught two balls, seemed bemused at first and tried to hand the ball to another fan, but other fans noticed the note on it and yelled at them to read it.
“The note asked them to write their phone numbers on the ball and throw it back,’’ the witness said.
“One of the girls, with darker blond hair, wrote . . . on the ball and threw it back at A-Rod, who gave her a big smile.”
Well done, A-Fraud. He’s totally that guy … you know, the rich, entitled guy who gets handed his Final Exam test score of an F, laughs it off, and then leans over to the hot chick seated next to him and asks her if she has plans for the nothing. What does A-Rod care about postseason success? The guy has Scrooge McDuck money, and he’s got five more years of it coming his way.
We know A-Rod has a type (Torrie Wilson, the former wrestler, and Cameron Diaz, the actress, are two blondes he has recently dated), and Guyism thinks it may have found the blonde A-Rod was chasing.
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October 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Guyism creeps me out to no end.
October 16th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
He must have been distracted by their huuuge guns and v shaped backs
October 16th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
What does she bench?
October 16th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Cameron Diaz,
So hideous.
October 16th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
?
October 16th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Guh, Cameron Diaz is the WORST.
October 16th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
It meant he gave her tickets and airfare to game three in Detroit. “The nothing” = baseball.
October 16th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Well done, A-Fraud. He’s totally that guy … you know, the rich, entitled guy who gets handed his Final Exam test score of an F, laughs it off, and then leans over to the hot chick seated next to him and asks her if she has plans for the nothing. What does A-Rod care about postseason success? The guy has Scrooge McDuck money, and he’s got five more years of it coming his way.
Damn. Was it your wife he was hitting on?
October 16th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
for the nothing.
?
Soccer term. Have Duffy explain it to you.
October 16th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
May be the worst possible taste in women for a wealthy straight man.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
for a wealthy straight man.
the what now?
October 16th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
It’s not really entitlement if it works though right?
/Once pulled this move with an eraser during an exam
//She did not have lats and menstruated so it does not count
October 16th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
why should the fans get pissed at a-rod, most were leaving the stadium at that time anyway
October 16th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Who are we kidding? A-Rod and the Yanks are a match made in Heaven. Does anyone give 2 shits that A-Rod (the highest and most overpaid player in baseball history) has basically become a joke or that its the Yanks that have to suck up 115 million over the next 5 years for this post-PED shithead? You reap what you fucking sow. Reap it.
Cry. Me. A. Fucking. River.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
She must be doing some work to get the gigs she does in Hollywood. Not sure what her appeal is.
Not sure if I would dig chicks with bigger guns than me.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Cameron Diaz “The Mask” edition is fantastic. Anything else is a dud.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
You sure he’s not trying to throw people off the gay-scent?
October 16th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
much like the tiger’s offense, detroit’s ladies typically score 4.5.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
i was on hold with c-store company and the low-quality recording said ‘stop in for a cup of steamy….’
steamy sounded like…?
October 16th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
steaming?
October 16th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
That’s racist.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Is that gay? Am I not supposed to do that to myself? Because I got to be honest with you God, I had no idea that sort of thing was frowned upon.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Baseball fan chick is more attractive that the other two.
/team slightly upturned nose brunette
October 16th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
So, when he can’t seal the deal in this area, does Eric Chavez get a call?
October 16th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
yes spencer. isnt that hilarious?
/semen
October 16th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
I’ve worked in alot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
/Constanza’d
That’s a classic scene.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
THey must have used up all the spackle in Hoolywood for that movie
/craters on her face, you see.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Breaking News………….
Eagles fire Embattled D-Coord Juan Castillo
You see, cause he’s one that ran backwards for 22 yds on consecutive plays in OT and fumbling the ball throughout the season.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I will do nothing of the sort.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Wow, the blonde is horrific. A-Rod is officially the worst, and the brunette has that weird boxer’s chin. Must be from Boston:
http://s4.guyism.com/up/2012/10/Yankee-fans-1-640×533.jpg
October 16th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
He knows he’s not scoring any runs in this series so he’s going to score somewhere.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Reap it Murphy, you son of a bitch.
/Young Guns’d
October 16th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Derek Jeter is already making plans for a skankfest on some tropical island where the fruit baskets are plucked right from the trees and the wine flows like the salmon of Capastrano.
October 16th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Maybe he wanted them to come over and watch Gossip Girl with him.
/ Centaur portraits for everyone!
October 16th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
He could do better
October 16th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
A-Rod, 37, had a ball boy toss the young women a baseball inscribed with a message asking for their numbers
Maybe he wanted them to come over and watch Gossip Girl with him.
/ Centaur portraits for everyone!
can’t believe i have to be the one….
this was clearly to get closer to the ball boy
October 16th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
Cowboy Mike, what exactly do you find creepy about Guyism?
October 16th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
The money thing is such a tired argument. Really…who would turn down that money? He was offered that money from an owner of a team…twice!
October 16th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
The chick in the bottom pic looks like Venus from adult film fame….
October 16th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
I was thinking she looked like Phoenix Marie…of adult film fame, especially now that she’s a brunette.