Radio Caller Wants to Move Deer Crossing Signs So the Deer Will Cross Elsewhere
The idea that some people actually think deer cross at designated deer crossing signs is bizarre, but believable when you realize how many stupid people inhabit this world. About a year ago there was a letter to the editor suggesting deer crossing signs be moved to less trafficked areas.
A lot of deer get hit by cars west of Crown Point on U.S. 231. There are too many cars to have the deer crossing here. The deer crossing sign needs to be moved to a road with less traffic.
There are plenty of pictures of newspaper clippings with similar suggestions. Now, we have our first radio show caller who has the brilliant idea to relocate the deer crossings. How many of these are real people asking dumb questions? We may never know for sure, but the odds that these idiots are out there are as good as seeing a deer near a deer crossing sign.

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October 14th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
when they aren’t calling radio shows with suggestions to move the deer crossing signs, they are calling WFAN with trade ideas for the Mets.
October 14th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I could go for some venison.
October 14th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
These calls are ponderous man, fucking PONDEROUS
October 14th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Not to be “that guy”, but this is fake. A lot of radio shows do this. This lady probably works in the sales department. She started giggling half way through. Still a funny call though, and I don’t doubt for a minute there are people that stupid out there.
October 15th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Tell me CRM didn’t get fooled by this age-old radio bit (I’ve listened to far too much radio in my pathetic life)
October 15th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Reminds me of a good story my roommates tell. Guy comes up to them at a gas station (while they’re still in cam after hunting) and asks how long a deer would last on the side of the road before the meat went rancid. My buddies tell him it wouldn’t take long but a fresh kill, if harvested properly, could be salvaged. Dude thanks them, and later passes them at a stoplight with a dead deer strapped to the front of his car that they guessed had been out for two days.