Roundup: Bus Driver Uppercuts Rowdy Female Passenger, Joe Biden Debate GIFs & More Beano Cook Tributes
Blake Lively … Joe Biden GIFs are must-see … Fox Soccer has added Grant Wahl … these Paul Ryan weightlifting photos from Dec. 2011 are funny … “Low black male retention causes concern” at UNC … Reddit vs. Gawker … “Mom threatens to eat Rock Hill High teacher’s face” … nobody rocks sweat pants like the citizens of Philadelphia … a graph of drug war failure … “Flamin’ Hot Cheetos inspire fanatic loyalty among kids” … Mara vs. Marra (for Giants fans) … “4 Milwaukee police officers charged in strip-search case” …
Who are the fastest teams in college football? [Pistols Firing]
I can’t get enough of the Beano Cook tributes. [Tampa Bay Times]
Here’s another Beano Cook column. [ESPN]
Orioles 2, Yankees 1 in 13 innings. Game Five is tonight. [Post]
Fantastic long read about soccer in Argentina, and how crazy fans are. [Outside]
Florida’s trip to Vanderbilt this week resulted in the Commodores 1st sellout in four years. [Tennessean]
The NCAA is investigating the relationship between LeBron James’ agent and Texas guard Myck Kabongo. [Yahoo Sports]
Interesting story on “star” running backs. They don’t last long anymore. [Post-Gazette]
With Justin Verlander on the hill, Oakland never had a chance. Tigers 6, Athletics 0. [Detroit News]
Top 10 college basketball James Young picks Kentucky. No surprise. [Kentucky Sports Radio]
Rajon Rondo is cocky about his fashion sense. [Boston Common]
Arizona State 51, Colorado 17. The Buffaloes are terrible. [Republic]
NHL makes extremely poor decision to try and silence Kings reporter … who leaves for the OC Register. [Jewels from the Crown]
Why were the Ravens nose tackles getting worked so badly in KC? [Sun]
Boston College feeling “disrespected” by the Seminoles nearly has an Onion feel to it. [Sentinel]
Matt Cassel has a concussion and won’t start against Tampa Bay. Brady Quinn will. [KC Star]
Bus driver hits rowdy girl with a violent uppercut at the :35 mark. Happened in Ohio.
Twins falling asleep while eating. My son has done this. It is a joy to watch. Also, funny. [via Herbie]
Terrible video here of a punk student sucker-punching a teacher. The teacher is OK.
- Tennnesse High School Soccer Team Wins State Title on 54-Yard Free Kick in Overtime [Video]
- Michael Jordan Turned the Ball Over Twice in a Row in a Crucial Playoff Game Loss – Just Like LeBron James! [Video]
- Tony Parker Denied Service at Memphis Restaurant (It Was Too Busy)
- LeBron James and Paul George Slapped Hands After Exchanging Spectacular Baskets to End the 3rd Quarter [Video]
- Paul George’s Vicious Dunk on Birdman Was Not Rated PG [Video]
- jdeeser5 on Tennnesse High School Soccer Team Wins State Title on 54-Yard Free Kick in Overtime [Video]
- Liquor on Michael Jordan Turned the Ball Over Twice in a Row in a Crucial Playoff Game Loss - Just Like LeBron James! [Video]
- jdeeser5 on Michael Jordan Turned the Ball Over Twice in a Row in a Crucial Playoff Game Loss - Just Like LeBron James! [Video]
- Smallie Bigs on Tony Parker Denied Service at Memphis Restaurant (It Was Too Busy)
- Liquor on Michael Jordan Turned the Ball Over Twice in a Row in a Crucial Playoff Game Loss - Just Like LeBron James! [Video]
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October 12th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
When the rest of the Justin Verlanders invade, we must sacrifice all supermodels to them lest we perish.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
That is a SPECTACULAR picture of Blake Lively. Well done, EIC. Well done.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
And I’ll include my comment from the Beano Cook thread:
I nearly fucking lost it at the end when he said, “don’t take me until the season ends, I want to know who’s number one.”
Well, I hope they gave the old coot the DVR and let him hit fast forward.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Actually they were taken recently. But they’re still funny in a sense of “Hey, bro, sweet chicken legs. How about you put down the dumbbells and give up the bicep curls in favor of some calf raises and squats?”
October 12th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Well, PUBLISHED recently, not taken. Regardless, comment still stands.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Damn. Woman on the bus got jacked up.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
i had to do a double take to see if it really was JMac putting that picture up there. It’s weird opening the post and not seeing the tranny impersonator of the roundup girl.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
I have an important announcement: Too Cute Baby Sloths is on tomorrow on Animal Planet at 1:00 PM EDT. Set your DVR’s now.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
He pitched really really well. But don’t think he was at his best and it wasn’t one of the greatest playoff pitching performances ever.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
Man that girl on the bus was out of control
what’s the deal with black people always saying “Nigga”
goodness
October 12th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
“Rajon Rondo is cocky about his fashion sense”
Does he wear smedium retro t-shirts under a suit jacket?
October 12th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Nice. Great way to start off the weekend. You know what’s not a great way? taking Troy -1 vs WKU last nite. Damn.
Joltin Joe doing work. Does someone know the number of times he referred to Paul Ryan as “friend”. Was kinda odd he kept doing that. Guy’s been in the Senate since 1972. 40 freakin yrs!
/needs term limits
October 12th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
a graph of drug war failure …
SHUT. IT. DOWN.
Damn. Woman on the bus got jacked up.
Some people think just cause you’re a woman you can say and do whatever the fuck you want. “She want to be a man, I’m gonna treat her like a man.” Fucking hilarious quote. And I love all the bus riding renegades who don’t want to get involved until AFTER shit gets real.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
/needs term limits
“Been screaming that for years!” – everyone
October 12th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
Holy shit. That’s what you call an uppercut. I sincerely hope Hernia weighs in with which Punch Out! character that most resembled.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
What’s the opposite of a silver lining? A rusty lining? Glad you were able to pick out something to complain about there
October 12th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
That bus driver was as mean as mean ol’ Joe Biden was at poor Paul Ryan.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
This might be the best of the Too Cute. I want one!
October 12th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
i had to do a double take to see if it really was JMac putting that picture up there.
Honestly, I didn’t even check to make sure. I thought if it was CRM, he was using that pic as a way of saying, “SEE? You CAN find attractive pics of ladies!” But in the end, I figured Blake Lively is TBL’s muse, so he wouldn’t let anybody else post a pic of her in a Roundup.
I chose…wisely.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
Thugs in the alley video are animals. Keep em away from the rest of society.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
I’ve not heard the “ever” argument, but it is one of the best performances I’ve seen from him this season. A top 10er for his career. He was masterful and never even in trouble. The leadoff guy got on once. He never had to rear back for that 98-99-100 fastball. The changeup was outstanding and the regular (95-96 lol) fastball was almost always perfectly located. That was domination. Absolute domination.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
I was on WKU -1 and ASU -22. That was nice. What wasn’t nice was that I was on PIT -6 and Tulsa >20 (1st half points) too.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
term limits are stupid. we need a smarter, more informed electorate.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
My only issue is that I haven’t met many women I couldn’t physically overpower if necessary. Couldn’t you just bear hug off the bus?
/she struck first
//still can’t hit her, right?
///impact sound was fantastic
October 12th, 2012 at 8:32 AM
Shit, the bullpen didn’t even move. Not once. Those dudes were asleep.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Jim Nantz: Debate Advisor
October 12th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Classic. Make an example of one or a few, and the rest fall in line. I like his no-nonsense approach.
You’re Batman.
/Constanza’d
October 12th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
is there another tshirt look under the sport jacket?
October 12th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
every time he said it, ryan took a sip of water. it was a very odd dynamic.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
I have. Local idiots though. He was the man last night. Hope he does that against the Yanks in Game 3. What will the rotation be? Fister Scherzer Verlander Sanchez?
October 12th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
We need both.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Feel like Admiral Ackbar is all over this post, but wasn’t the pittsburgh video in the roundup 24 hours ago?
October 12th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Even if she was out of control, that bus driver is a complete moron to hit her with that uppercut. “If she gonna talk act like a man I’m gonna hit her like a man” is not going to persuade a jury, good sir.
/ Chris Brown was impressed.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Blake Livley looks phenommenal in that pic, BTW. Nice work on a Friday, Jmac
October 12th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
That uppercut video led to many MK comparisons.
And four DS lead to four Game 5s. Awesome
October 12th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
i think it’s more important to re-align congressional districts into competitive districts and eliminate “safe districts” that allow representatives to go virtually uncontested term after term. here’s looking at you Pelosi and Boehner.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Ah, local sports talk.
That rotation sounds right to me, yes. Especially Fister and Scherzer in G1 and G2. But I’ve not seen the schedule.
You sure about the Yankees? O’s might get to CC tonight, who knows?
October 12th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Nope.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
That line swung 4 pts in the opposite direction in 3 days. on Wed, line was WKU -3, by last nite it was Troy -1 (Bovada.lv). Must have been some big money on Troy to move the line that way. I was on the wrong side of luck
October 12th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
like em both but gimme gawker.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Fucking Mark Souder up there in Indiana District 3. It’s a good thing he got busted for cheating on his wife and resigned in disgrace, but no one in the media gave a shit about that because he’s ugly (he looks like a chipmunk with Downs) and didn’t send pics of his dick like Anthony Weiner.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
I kept waiting for Ryan to say “I’m not your friend, buddy.”
October 12th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Anything is possible. But if they could manage only nine runs in the first four games, I’m not terribly optimistic that they’ll get to the Yankees’ best pitcher.
6-2 Yankees.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
curls for the girls.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Only NDub reads CRM’s posts.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
did every DS series go 5 games? That’s pretty cool. yankees tonight, but i have plans, ugh
October 12th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
I wish I could get off my fat ass and do some PX90.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
She was first threatening, the she hit him. Add to that, she was doing this to someone who was operating a city bus, he’ll get off for self defense. She has her own charges to worry about.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
CC’s full of choke and captain crunch but the Yankees will somehow win. That’s just how it goes. Go Orioles though.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
/team term limits
October 12th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Hate ya, Rex
October 12th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Jayce – did you see the link I sent you about the dash cams? People seem to have them to help cut down on fraudulent insurance claims by the “injured”. Consider this case solved.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
I was up north a couple yrs ago at a great golf course in Maine (Sunday River) with my Dad and was playing a pretty decent round by my standards… 45 thru 9. So we got held up at the turn and I pull my phone out of my bag and see a text saying “did you see the blake lively leaked pics?!” from a friend. So I HAD to check them out right away and I was blown away. Had no idea she had a body like that. Suffice to say, I shot a 55 on the back 9 as I was rattled and just couldn’t get her out of my head
October 12th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Do those plans involve drinking? Friday nite, going to the local bar, drinking a bit, playing Buzztime trivia and watching some games.
/reinforces previous post
/Team Lazy
October 12th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
I’ve been roped into dinner and a movie with a ladyfriend. I might try to negotiate my way out of it in favor of these Game 5s.
“How about we go to the bar and eat chicken tenders or a hamburger and friends with some beers?”
October 12th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Trying to duck out of here at 4 to get home, throw on some Orioles gear, and meet peaps for happy hour by the 5ET first pitch.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Eerily similar to my late night dining experiences with buddies in college
October 12th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Well, I definitely won’t say it exactly like that. Shit, I need more coffee.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
On the “self-defense” argument: I wouldn’t think he could make that argument, even with her hitting first.
Then again, with “stand your ground” laws now in, I have no clue anymore.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Virginia is notorious for this. It’s why Eric Cantor is in office.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
term limits are stupid. we need a smarter, more informed electorate.
Term limits are a more realistic goal. Yes, I’m being cynical.
/team term limits
Holy shit. PurdueMatt and I are in LOCK STEP on this one. PROGRESS!!!!
/brohugs
October 12th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
howabout we get naked and not watch shitty baseball.
/now realizes how ridiculous i sound when i say id take golf over sex
//golf’s way better than baseball tho, so i guess apples to crabapples
October 12th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Go O’s!
/sadly, Yankees win 4-1 tonight
//team term limits
October 12th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
whatever happens, this O’s/Yankees series has been the most entertaining, stressfull stretch of sporting events for me since the 2002 Terps hoops championship. good times…
/not whatever happens
//fuck the yanks
is there another tshirt look under the sport jacket?
white t-shirt, v-neck
October 12th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
It’s not often one can enjoy happy hour while watching baseball playoffs… on a Friday. Get on it, dude.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
This game’s on at 5, FYI
October 12th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Or, how about we go to the bar, eat, drink, watch two big-time playoff baseball games, then go back and get naked?
October 12th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
2002 Terps hoops championship
April 1, 2002, greatest day of my life to date. Hopefully today ends up in the top 5.
/team under 30, no wife, no kids
October 12th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
We are living in a good age my friends. 20 years ago we could never count on any leaked phone pics of the likes of Kelly Lebrock.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Somebody posted this video last night in Game 4 thread. Very Round-Up relavent. Apparently the Russian dash cam thing is due to all these grubbers trying to fake incidents.
A great dive at :43, a guy takes on a tractor trailer later on, and then it finishes with gusto with some Beau Duke impersonations.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
/now realizes how ridiculous i sound when i say id take golf over sex
I would choose golf most of the time too. I just turned 40 though.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
exactly. at least a senator has a whole state that votes on them, congressmen/women rely on the easy electorate to guarantee a win. those are the ones who don’t have a gut check to their policies and they always skew to the left or right and away from moderate.
/brody 2014….?
October 12th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
any roundup pic of Lively should automagically link to her cell phone nudes
October 12th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
I’ve been roped into dinner and a movie with a ladyfriend. I might try to negotiate my way out of it in favor of these Game 5s.
look, if you can’t successfully pull off getting her to watch game 5 AND get laid, you’re approach is all wrong or she isn’t the one for you and this will simply expedite that realization.
either way, there will certainly be some c-teamers at the sports pub ready and willing to celebrate a game 5 in multiple ways.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
I know, it’s pretty great. Even know the Orioles’ (and to some extent, the Yankees’) offenses have been atrocious, this is one of the most intense postseason baseball series in quite some time.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
sure the intense baseball action won’t wear her out?
/im sorry, im just being an asshole
//team kelly lebrock
October 12th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
M83 was a fun show last night. French or not, they’re OK in my book now.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
i think it’s more important to re-align congressional districts into competitive districts and eliminate “safe districts” that allow representatives to go virtually uncontested term after term. here’s looking at you Pelosi and Boehner.
Alsoagree with this.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Or, how about we go to the bar, eat, drink, watch two big-time playoff baseball games, then go back and get naked?
yes! this is not north korea for fuck’s sake.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Term limits without campaign finance reform is worthless.
Unless that bus driver is enforcing some crazy strict ethics laws, anyway.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
scripty – that was me.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
I will be driving to Columbia, MD for a wedding and getting there around 5-5:30 tonight, hopefully find a local watering hole to catch some of the game at. A CC meltdown tonight would be faaaantastic.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
/Biden referred to Paul Ryan as “friend”
//I kept waiting for Ryan to say “I’m not your friend, buddy.”
I’m not your buddy, PAL!
October 12th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I’m 30, just got married, and the Terps national championship win/Ravens Super Bowl in the same “sports year” is still a top five experience. I was a freshmen in college when that happened and I walked about like a fucking BOSS for six months after that run.
Its funny — you get older and you realize just how difficult it is to win a major sports championship. It’s so damn hard. Everything from luck to talent to injuries plays a major role. I wish I had savored that SB a little more, and the NT too especially with Maryland’s recent struggles.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
i got high as fuck and watched 2001 a space odyssey last night. god damn is that movie fucking awesome.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Is that you Abu Nazir?
October 12th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
/Calls Saul
October 12th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Saw this concept on Twitter last night, but couldn’t find it again. I expanded on the idea a bit.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
2001 is my most overrated movie of all time.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Ha sorry Heelyeah I didnt mean to steal your thunder. I watched that video a few more times. I’m infatuated with it. I love me a good shenanigan.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
i’m not so sure CC even has to choke for the yanks to lose tonight. there are only 1-2 guys in the oriole’s lineup right now who look like they’ve picked up a bat before.
adam jones and chris davis should have been taken batting practice until the sun came up this morning.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
But, but, what about the part where the computer becomes self aware????
October 12th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
yea, but you think joe flacco’s good.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
This will be an interesting read for soccer fans who are deep into twitter. Duncan Jenkins harassed ans threatened by Liverpool’s director of communications, former SI and ESPN writer Jen Chang.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
haha no worries, thats why i posted it. enjoy to your insurance scamming hearts content.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
/Biden referred to Paul Ryan as “friend”
//I kept waiting for Ryan to say “I’m not your friend, buddy.”
I’m not your buddy, PAL!
Whatever you say, Chief.
October 12th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
I’m sorry we’re looking for “Star Wars.”
October 12th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
This mentality is fascinating to me. I enjoy watching sports, but it’s all over for me as soon as the game itself is done. I don’t come from a big sports town and it makes me a little jealous sometimes when I see people freak out about their teams’ successes. Then again, when they’re wallowing after a loss I want to tell them the world isn’t ending.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Elite. I think he’s elite. Among legends. The gods, even.
The movie is a narrative mess. I get why its praised and understand it was revolutionary at the time. But its just not a very good movie. Tree of Life had a lot in common with 2001, IMO.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
i’m not so sure CC even has to choke for the yanks to lose tonight.
Sadly, this. When your 2-7 hitters haven’t shown the ability to identify a breaking ball for a week, you don’t need Cy Young to beat them.
/Been a great, unexpected ride but sucks to blow a great opportunity
//Either way Tigers should cruise to WS
October 12th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
I think most people who love the movie would agree with this though.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Normally I’m pretty balanced about sports vs. life in general, but OSU-Miami game 2/1/03 was the best day of my life pre-family for sure. The win and that the bartender lost my tab of several hundred dollars after buying the bar a round of drinks.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
i can’t disagree…i like it for pretty much all the reasons other than the story.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Really sucks the O’s/Yanks game is at 5p. That’s 2p here in Az and I’m gonna have to catch it on radio.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
i underrate blake lively. good god she is hot.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Enjoy listening to Chris Berman.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Watching 2001 for the “narrative” is like watching Downton Abby for kung fu and explosions. Missing the point
October 12th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
You better be ordering a Shirly Temple young lady.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Elite. I think he’s elite. Among legends. The gods, even.
this is funny. i went out in baltimore last weekend and instead of hitting on lovely and willing b-team women i found myself arguing with every local drunk about how not-elite joe flacco is.
ther general case example for comparison was phillip rivers, who not one ravens fan would admit is better than joe flacco.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
I will never understand how David Spade could have bagged her. Never.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
CC will be fine. He would need to experience a meltdown of 2011/2012 Red Sox proportions in order to give up more than 1 run against that putrid O’s offense. His problem is that with the Yankees lineup, 1 run may be all the Orioles need.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
That guy nailed her? Unpossible
October 12th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
/Biden referred to Paul Ryan as “friend”
//I kept waiting for Ryan to say “I’m not your friend, buddy.”
I’m not your buddy, PAL!
Whatever you say, Chief.
SO CLOSE. We were looking for “ok, whatever you say, boss.”
October 12th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
“The Democrats needed someone to go out there and clown for liberals, and if there’s one thing this guy knows, it’s clowning.”
That pretty much sums up Biden’s performance perfectly.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
That picture is the best I’ve ever seen her look, she might be a bit of a two-face, but her 2nd face is still pretty damn good.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Suisham nailed that 53 yard field goal last night.
/needed 54 yards.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
FYI, in case people weren’t aware….
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October 12th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
NDUB – Just take her to the Varsity. She’ll be thrilled!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
NDUB – Just take her to the Varsity. She’ll be thrilled!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
can someone please explain to me why the fuck the MLB.TV playoff package uses those dumb fucking camera angles? i’m sure this has been discussed time and time again on here, and that i’m drawing attention to my own stupidity for paying $24.99, but i need some clarification.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
I will never understand how David Spade could have bagged her. Never.
I sure wish I was funny, or at least able to throw objects very hard and accurate.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
I’d like to remind everybody that Charles Carsten Fatbathia is a piece of shit who ruined the 2007 ALCS with his chokey game 5 meltdown at home that let the BoSox come back and win. Good job, good effort you ass.
/was there with my dad
October 12th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Only H2O for me, sir!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Then take her home and give her a nice dutch oven. What’llyahave?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
That pretty much sums up Biden’s performance perfectly.
Didn’t gaffe, though. That was important. And he got the base excited again. Ryan looked good. Followed the ‘do no harm’ model.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
I agree with this. Like the example of him clowning Ryan with the 2 letters begging him for stimulus money because the stimulus has created so many jobs.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Meanwhile, Mr. CJ gets as much brown liquor as he wants
October 12th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
This is a great story that got lost above.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Also can’t forget…
Game 2 2008 NLDS – Brett Myers had a 13 pitch walk against him. Two batters later, Victorino hits a grandslam on him. He only pitched 2 2/3 IP
Game 1 2009 WS – Chase Utley 2 homers off Sabathia.
Sabathia has proven to be quite fraudy a few times in the post season.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
STOP!
Tito ball baby. TITO!
It’s pretty bad when your teams big offseason move will be to hire some jabroni who sits in the fucking dugout.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
yes, you’ve found me. I am Abu Nazir. i’m a fan of him for his pro-choice and his pro gay marriage stance.
Hillary/Brody 2016!!!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
yes, you’ve found me. I am Abu Nazir. i’m a fan of him for his pro-choice and his pro gay marriage stance.
Hillary/Brody 2016!!!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
I’ll write in Mrs. Brody in 2016 and jack it on the ballot
October 12th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
“Flamin’ Hot Cheetos inspire fanatic loyalty among kids
Kids at school DEVOUR these as if there’s no tomorrow. I mean, they’re ok but my goodness. We may fund a small part of Cheeto’s production
October 12th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Up next from MikeNYC, an analysis of the Yankees’ stunning victory last night.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
C Davis is actually having a good series it’s Jones,Wieters and Reynolds who’ve been shit. And I work til 10 tonight. Fucking game should be on at 8:30
October 12th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Better resume: David Spade or Pauly Shore?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
I’d need to know if Shore porked Carla Gugino during Son-In-Law filming
October 12th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
“The Democrats needed someone to go out there and clown for liberals, and if there’s one thing this guy knows, it’s clowning.”
Let’s replace clown with petulant effing child and it will be more accurate.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Thank goodness Shulman/Hershiser will be on the call
October 12th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
waaah, waaahhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhh. Why is Joe so mean?!?!!?!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
because he’s Joe Dirt
October 12th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
She went on Letterman once and told him that he was her first crush. The girl got a thing for “comedians”. In quote cause I’m guessing she confused Spade with being funny.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Rex Fact: I’ve been made aware that I’m eskimo brothers with Shore. Somehow I know two completely unconnected women who have slept with him. Mind boggling, really.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Geez, what did Clown ever do to you?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
I hope whoever wrote the joke about overseas meaning Lake Superior is looking for work today
October 12th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Now we can include the 2012 Rangers!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Lincecum got sprayed in the eye with champagne by Barry Zito and said “Now I know what chicks feel like”
October 12th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Got tangled in important work stuff and missed the 2001 talk. Agree on that movie awesome, with the narrative not the reason to see the movie.
If you want a better narrative from Kubrick, then watch Clockwork Orange.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Better resume: David Spade or Pauly Shore?
Spade by miles.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
What joke’s this?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
How far is it to get to Yankee Stadium from Baltimore? There’s tickets for $20 plus tax. ROAD TRIP!!!!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Never been there and have no intentions any time soon.
/wait… do they have TVs there?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
That’s awesome. I was just
trolling like Payasokidding with my initial comment. It just seems like something that would be true.October 12th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Trying to figure out if that is a humblebrag or not.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Guys, I’m catching up on Homeland. Watched five episodes this week. Cool show and I look forward to being caught up in a week or so and can join in the ongoing conversation.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
NDub I gotta say you’re going about this wrong. Go the opposite route, make her dinner and then watch TV at home. She’ll think you’re being nice when in reality you’re in control of the remote and programming.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Spade’s
Pauly Shore
October 12th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
2001′s story is brilliant. Its execution is terrible.
Maybe that trippy consciousness thing worked in the 60s. But it didnt age well.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Ah man, how they guy got a gig on MTV all of those yrs, I’ll never know. Heard back then that his his old man was an MTV executive or something along those lines. Check it out buddy.
/back when MTV played videos
//do they even make music videos today?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
God the Steelers suck. Can anyone stay healthy?
On a related note, Mike Mayock should be on the call of every football game ever. He’s so good at it.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Wow, Pauly Shore likes the porn stars
October 12th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
the thteelerth are thimply killing the theahawkth with thlaths after motioning wallath into the thlot.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Did you see his last at bat yesterday? that was the worst piece of hitting in the playoffs by any team. Atrocious.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Some people don’t like him. I don’t get it. He can talk a bit too much sometimes, but I like the way he breaks down the game. And he does one thing I ask of for all sportscasters beside Charles Barkley. He doesn’t try to be funny.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Better resume: David Spade or Pauly Shore?
career resume Spade. Pauly Shore probably had the pick of the litter of females for a few years so for women he beats Spade. He had some jedi mind shit going on the females of America from like 90-94. It’s one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of our lifetime.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Spade’s
Pauly Shore
I think Spade’s the winner, though I can get behind Pauly on the Tiffani Thiessen
Still can get it
October 12th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
I think that’s leaving off a bunch of Pauly’s. He was nailing evrything that came to LA before they were famous.
/John Stamos or James Cann?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Can you explain this to me like I’m a dumbass so I can understand what you’re talking about? (I am a dumbass)
October 12th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
It’s funny how I’m allowed to look at Spade’s list but my work blocks Shore’s list even though it’s the same website.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Its incredible that Pauly Shore was able to fuck anyone, ever, let alone attractive women.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
david thpade hath a thtrong lower thection with elite change of direction thkillth.
/mike mayock breakth down the d-litht thelebritieth for the draft
October 12th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Mike Mayock should be on the call of every football game ever. He’s so good at it
Thought he did a good job as well. Took time to explain things but wasn’t talking down to the “stupid” fan. Thank you PIT for crumbling like paper mache
/get better soon
October 12th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
ENCINO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
That’s a huge overstatement. Good story with terrible execution is “In Time.” 2001 has a cult following today because it holds up. It’s inspiration on film is incredible. From the director’s style (the bone to spaceship match cut was iconic) to the visuals (single-shot tracking, parallel lines) to the actual story (Alien, Blade Runner, Terminator, T2, The Matrix, etc. etc. etc. ) to the soundtrack (it’s still played in commercials today!).
/boner
October 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
BIODOME!!!!!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Not at all. Just an illustration of his reach. Odds are I’m not the only one on TBL.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Gotta be honest: I’m seeing Gary Johnson on MSNBC and he’s making A LOT OF SENSE on most of his issues.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Pauly Shore hosted the MTV Spring Break for a number of years back when it was a thing. This alone puts him in rarified air for banging chicks.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Is there a fuckyeahgaryjohnson tumblr?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
I think that’s leaving off a bunch of Pauly’s. He was nailing evrything that came to LA before they were famous.
Budding porn stars?
I think Spade’s the winner, though I can get behind Pauly on the Tiffani Thiessen
They were in that one movie together. /off to Google.
I was wrong. That was Son-in-Law and Carla Guginiononoaa Italian whatever.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
i really can’t disagree more. i think it’s aged incredibly well simply because the technology wasn’t the main focus. HAL wasn’t anymore a piece of technology as frankenstein’s monster. the themes are human struggle…the juxtaposition of clinical human and reckless machine and the corollary between the reliance on technology and the neutering of human potential.
the execution was flawless. the tension and atmosphere kubrick created was unbelievable.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
“Go ahead! THROW YOUR VOTE AWAAAYYYYYY”
October 12th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Spade’s
Pauly Shore
Wow – Spade’s is Hall of Fame level. Shore’s is AA.
Half of Shore’s look like Trannies. I was not expecting that mess.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
so…business as usual?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
I could only imagine the tail Dan Cortese must have been pulling back in those days.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
There are certainly some iconic scenes and its well constructed from a visual standpoint. But movies are supposed to tell a story, and it failed in that task. Which is incredible considering the source material. Like Tree of Life, I tried really hard to like it and just couldn’t.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
And that’s exactly why he will never win. You know who else made a lot of sense, Huntsman. He lasted about a week and a half. John McCain pre-2007 made a lot of sense too. Unfortunately, in order to win nominations people have to cater to extremes on both sides.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Pauly Shore>>>>>Jesse Camp
October 12th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
/high five spencer!!!!!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
For all the fuss people make over Mayock’s speech impediment….I really don’t notice it. Maybe when he first started doing games I did, but not really anymore.
I think Mayock is the best NFL color analyst going right now.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Trying to figure out if that is a humblebrag or not.
Not at all. Just an illustration of his reach. Odds are I’m not the only one on TBL.
So, Rex has fucked porn stars.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Gotta be honest: I’m seeing Gary Johnson on MSNBC and he’s making A LOT OF SENSE on most of his issues.
“Go ahead! THROW YOUR VOTE AWAAAYYYYYY”
Eh, if the guy gets high single digits or even cracks doubles, it’ll speak to a growing dissatisfaction.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Pauly Shore was also a stand-up comedien for a much longer period than Spade. Stand-ups get insane ass.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
SON-IN-LAW!!!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
I’d be surprised if he gets 2 percent of the vote.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Negative.
1,000 x This. One I know banged him after a comedy club gig and the other was either via that or Spring Break.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
I think Shore’s mom also owned a pretty well known comedy club in LA. He grew up in LA, so he probably had been running game on unsuspecting newly arrived midwestern poon for awhile before we even knew his name.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
youre supposed to fill in the story for yourself. both the author and kubrick said that it’s supposed to be up for interpretation…and considering the ample space kubrick allows, he manages to pack one hell of a metaphorical punch in there if you’re willing to take the leap.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Did they cost $650?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Spade was always floating around Back Bay Boston during that shitty Grown Ups 2 sequel. Beyond douchey, always being overheard at bars that there were too many people around.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
david spade wins because he fucked nicky whelan.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
And that’s exactly why he will never win. You know who else made a lot of sense, Huntsman. He lasted about a week and a half. John McCain pre-2007 made a lot of sense too. Unfortunately, in order to win nominations people have to cater to extremes on both sides.
I think if an indy candidate actually got a notable Dem or Rep to be their VP, it might get them more traction.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
I was skimming through Spade’s IMDB page. He was in PCU. You know who directed PCU and High School High? The guy who played Ellis in Die Hard.
/Hans! Put away the gun – whattamI some method actor?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
huntsman wouldve been an ok candidate if he wasn’t a delta force mormon.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Glorious –
The only part of the directions he was missing was:
Hit the Settings icon. Then hit General. Then hit About. Scroll to the bottom to find Advertising. Turn it “On” from “Off”.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
!!!
October 12th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
She owned the club, LA’s Comedy Store.
If you haven’t seen Pauly Shore is Dead, I seem to recall it being amusing.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
so he probably had been running game on unsuspecting newly arrived midwestern poon for awhile before we even knew his name.
Budding porn stars.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Spade also knocked up that chick who won the Playboy Audition on Stern, real real hot chick
October 12th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
People remember that competition between him and that other that hosts FX’s movies and such? David Holmes. Homes was such a class act and knew what he was doing. They took Camp cause he was the flavor of the day. What a douche he was.
Speaking of FX and DVD on TV…….Jennifer Lothrop.
She gets it ALL DAY.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Meh, the fatties here love them some sweatpants. And lets not forget all the whores and wanna be whores that love them some PINK sweatpants. Listen honey, just because it says PINK on the ass, doesn’t mean it’s meant for public consumption.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
if there was room to agree more, i would…but i can’t because i agree too much already.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
I like movies with room for interpretation but there has to be some semblance of structure to work from, and for me, 2001 lacked that. It’s the same problem I had with the Sopranos finale — I dont want to choose my own adventure. Have some balls and present your vision of how it resolved, don’t cop out and leave the viewers perched on the fence. I realize what Kubrick did isn’t quite the same thing, but to me, he didn’t deliver enough of a cohesive narrative to lead viewers down a path. It was “look at these trippy visuals and just think, man.”
As much as I thought the final off-island season of Lost was a giant failure, at least they presented their vision.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
/high five
I never knew her name. But that girl can get it.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Speaking of which, did TBLObama ever fuck Ava Devine?
October 12th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Rex, had did the two ladies let you know about Shore?
I picture it happening after the fact as you lie in bed smoking a cig and the girl turns to you and says “by the way Rex, you are only the 2nd most famous guy I’ve slept with”
October 12th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Thanks, Scouser
October 12th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Who ya got?
Nikki Cox and Bobcat Goldthwait/Jay Mohr/Keving Fucking Connolly
David Spade and The Field
/pounds the under
October 12th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
It’s the same problem I had with the Sopranos finale
Tony is dead. It’s not even debatable.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
David Spade dated the girl from Hall Pass? Wow, had no idea.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I feel like Rondo might be my new favorite player
October 12th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
it absolutely is. And thats the problem.
October 12th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
he dead.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
That girl had some BAD plastic surgery
October 12th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Kubrick films will be forever debated.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
As Eddie Vedder sings, “it’s evolution, baby.”
October 12th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Nikki Cox
Her prime burned brightly and quickly.
Nikki Cox today.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
And that’s why he’s a GOAT.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Yep. He was shot right as Meadow walks in the restaurant.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
I think one awesomely came up during a drinking game of “Never Have I Ever” and the other coming up a year or two later when my best friend, aware of the other story, called me re: this new chick he was dating and said, “Dude, you’re not going to fucking believe this…”.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
He looks at fashion the way he looks at basketball: See the big picture. Study the situation. Win the game.
Rajon gets it
October 12th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Nikki Cox, the horror, look away. She was prime fapping material in the late 90s
October 12th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Thanks.
Awhile ago someone posted a really good ad-blocker, anti tracking program for MAC that somehow got deleted during my last upgrade. Anyone remember what it was?
Going to AZ next week for 9 days of desert golf. Can’t wait!
/golftalk?
October 12th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
/Donatella thinks she looks great!
October 12th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Yes, he is NDub. His use of light and color astounds me every time I watch a movie of his.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Day-Um!!! Looks like she was punched in the mouth…a few times. Sad
October 12th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Did Jay Mohr ruin that too? She used to look great.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Nikki Cox was so hot but then she got gross plastic surgery and AIDS.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Pauly Shore nailed her first. I remember Artie flipping out.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
I blame Bobcat.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Do Pauly Shore and David Spade have 10 foot dongs? Do they get these girls before they get famous? I’m just trying to understand how guys like that slay that much gash.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
As Eddie Vedder sings, “it’s evolution, baby.”
Use of a non-Ten album, non-Ticketmaster Pearl Jam reference?
/swoon
//no homo
///nttawwt
October 12th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
http://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/first-trailer-for-kathryn-bigelows-best-picture-nominee-zero-dark-thirty.php
New trailer for Zero Dark Thirty. Boss.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Thanks! Been waiting for this for a while now after that teaser put out several weeks ago.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Perhaps you give too much credit to the fairer sex.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
heldover – Yield was a really good album. “Brain of J” is fucking boss.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
That’s actually a very good point. Women are scandalous.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Who are the female equivalents of Pauly Shore and David Spade?
October 12th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
No Code they were in the brutal non TicketMaster locations. By Yield they were making some inroads.
/Team Ticket Tron.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Good question. I don’t think there is one. Men are shallow. I don’t think it’s a stereotype. That’s why guys stay away from fat, ugly, female celebs.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
I would think Kirstie Alley and Kathy Griffin but that may be a little too harsh.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Who are the female equivalents of Pauly Shore and David Spade?
Pauly Shore is funny, generally disdained by guys for his schtick but loved by ladies. So we’d need somebody that women hate and men love that do things way outta their league. They have some IT factor but generally aren’t overly talented.
Spade is a non-threatening clown that gets tail b/c of famous friends and ability to make people laugh.
Let me think about this.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Kathy Griffin and Molly Shannon?
October 12th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Jessica Simpson and Kristen Wiig
October 12th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Kathy Griffin and Sarah Silverman. Those are the equivalents.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
No, that doesn’t work. Only valid comparison would be an unattractive female celeb consistently pulling in some pretty boy hollywood actors. That simply doesn’t exist.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Jennifer Love Hewitt for Shore.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton
October 12th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Are these wild guesses or are there reputations for slaying penis among these ladies similar to Shore or Spade?
October 12th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I think somebody nailed it with the Sarah Silverman bit for Spade.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
How about Sarah Jessica Parker. Robert Downey in the 80′s and then Ferris after that. That has to be a leader in the clubhouse.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Come on now, Kim isn’t ugly. People confuse hatred of her “work” with her prettiness.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Jennifer Love Hewitt for Shore.
I WILL NOT HAVE YOU BESMIRCHING THE GOOD NAME OF JLH!!!!!
October 12th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Pauly Shore at least worked out. He’d show up to Spring Break with a tie and no shirt.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Jenny McCarthy = Pauly Shore. They were both creations of MTV and at their peak in the 90s.
Janeane Garofalo = David Spade. Never the main player, but always on the screen.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Lady gaga has the most potential to lead in this category. But I don’t think she goes for well known hollywood actors.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
This is why you can’t find the female equivalent.
And, I agree….JLH can get it.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Fat Jennifer Love Hewitt
October 12th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
BITE YOUR TONGUE!
October 12th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Penny Marshall
October 12th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
I dont think Kim is ugly, I was going with the “not overly talented” angle.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
E News would have me believe that Kirstie Alley and Kathy Griffin are female “lotharios.”
October 12th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Lady Gaga and Madonna may be close for non-comedians.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Brigitte Nielsen
October 12th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
She is just someone who hasn’t aged well, and that is being polite. She could get it back in her prime, especially when Aaaaarnald was hitting it.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I wouldn’t exactly classify Spade as having no talent. He had his moments. Shore is a good interview at least.
October 12th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Where’s the editor button. JLH is incredible and whoever said it should be put in timeout
October 12th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
+1 promisering
/She gives them to everyone she date
//Then sends her mom to breakup withthe dude and get teh ring
October 12th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
If the promise ring is for marriage, hey, I don’t need one. I’ll “settle” for a six-month fling before she runs off with Bob Ballaban.
October 12th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
The singular version of this is equally true.
October 12th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Like to see this happen more often. Especially on the SF Muni system.
October 12th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Which courses you playing?
October 12th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Best days of my life…
1. Daughter being born and being healthy
2. One night stand after a self-imposed 5 year break from women after bailing from a toxic relationship.
3. Huskies beat Michigan in Rose Bowl, share championship.
4. Seahawks win NFC title.
5. Divorce was official day!
Worst days
5. The day I got out of my toxic relationship/the means in which I did it.
4. Mariners lose to Yankees after 116 wins.
3. Huskies lose to WSU in 1982/Huskies lose to USC 1984 (83?)
2. Sseahawks leave to Anaheim/ Sonics leave to OKC.
1. Super Bowl XL
October 12th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Wekopa, Greyhawk, & Karstan for sure, I have cards for them. Maybe Eagle Mountain.
October 12th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
JEALOUS!!!
awesome youre getting on greyhawk.
October 12th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Actually least favorite of those mentioned. Much favor Wekopa. Basically if you dropped me in the middle of either GH course you pretty much can’t tell them apart. Not the case at Wekopa. But GH has the ambiance going for sure. + Rock N Roll driving range!
October 12th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
GH has the golf celeb watching too. if you see peter kostis there, please steal his toupee for me.
October 12th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Played behind Aaron Badely (sp) last November at Wekopa. Amazing to watch. Ran into Ryan Moore there too. You every been there? Maybe meet me out there in the winter?
October 12th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Did anyone else think the Mara vs. Marra link was going to contain pictures of Kate and Rooney and get disappointed when there wasn’t?