NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion Preview Picks and Cheerleaders
Last week: Jason 6-7, Stephen 8-4 (We were drunk and never made a pick on Chicago-Jacksonville)
Overall: Jason 39-34-3, Stephen 33-37-3
Cincinnati (-3) @ Cleveland
Jason: Joe Haden is back. All of Cleveland’s problems are solved. (Browns)
Stephen: This is where I joke about the battle of Ohio. (Bengals)
Indianapolis (+3) @ New York Jets
Jason: The quarterbacks with the two lowest completion percentages face off. See? Sanchez has something in common with Luck. (Jets)
Stephen: I’ll be chanting “Tebow” from a bar all day. Let’s see if it works. (Colts)
Kansas City (+4.5) @ Tampa Bay
Jason: The Brady Quinn era begins in Kansas City. Otherwise known as “when does college basketball start?” (Chiefs)
Stephen: Wait, I was 8-4 last week? Somebody spot me for next year’s super contest. (Bucs)
Oakland (+9.5) @ Atlanta
Jason: Matt Ryan only managed to score 2 points in a playoff game. I know this because the “analysts” on ESPN keep reminding me on Sunday morning. (Falcons)
Stephen: Technically, Matt Ryan didn’t score any points if his team scored 2. (Falcons)
Dallas (+4) @ Baltimore
Jason: I wish all these people saying that Ray Lewis is done would say it to his face. Just make sure you are within 2 yards so he can still get to you, tough guys. (Cowboys)
Stephen: You guys watch The League last night? (Ravens)
St. Louis (+4) @ Miami
Jason: The “Jeff Fisher picked us, not you” Bowl. (Dolphins)
Stephen: RIP Danny Amendola and RIP my fantasy team. (Dolphins)
New England (-4) @ Seattle
Jason: After Seattle’s corners shut down Wes Welker, Bill will stick it in his face. (Seahawks)
Stephen: Let’s just hope FOX shoots that video again, but with Frank Caliendo! (Patriots)
Buffalo (+5) @ Arizona
Jason: Teams that give up more than 550 yards in consecutive games are 1-0 against the spread all-time since 1950. (Bills)
Stephen: Go Bills. (Bills)
Minnesota (+1.5) @ Washington
Jason: I feel sorry for Vikings fans for suffering through that one year in the last thirty where they lost at least 12 games. (Vikings)
Stephen: Yeah, that sounds rough. (Vikings)
New York Giants (+4.5) @ San Francisco
Jason: The Giants will need some fumbled punts in this one. (49ers)
Stephen: The Giants will play the Niners tough, lose and then beat them in the playoffs. It is what it is, my man. (Giants)
Green Bay (+3) @ Houston
Jason: The battle of two teams that won a Championship in 1961 (Houston)
Stephen: Good game. Good match up. (Texans)
Denver (+1.5) @ San Diego
Jason: Been waiting all year to pound the line when Norv Turner matches wits with Peyton Manning. (Broncos)
Stephen: Forget the line, we’re pounding the under. (Chargers)
[UPDATE: Philadelphia and Detroit also play this week. Jason will take the Eagles -3.5. Stephen is, wait for it, involved in some sort of wedding thing this weekend.]
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October 12th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Well done Stephen, yes to all of them, especially Redskins
October 12th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
From which no winner emerges.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Wow Tennessee…just wow.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Jason: Been waiting all year to pound the line when Norv Turner matches wits with Peyton Manning. (Broncos)
Stephen: Forget the line, we’re pounding the under. (Chargers)
Forget pounding the line and the under. I’m pounding that Titans cheerleader.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
#1 and #3.
I think their defense is good, but they aren’t exactly shutting down teams that have been clicking and firing on all cylinders.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
You must be drunk again, b/c you guys missed the Eagles-Lions game. Not like it matters.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Still no idea what One Direction is.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Yes on all the cheerleaders except the Niners one, which is a repeat from earlier this week.
Bradshaw was dissing Brees the other day, then goes and appears in a Gangnam Style video. Way to undercut any observations you might proffer, Mr. Can’t Spell Cat If You Give Him The ‘C’ And The ‘T’.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
I went to the Titans cheerleader website to get more info and, oh, my, there are some unfortunate photoshopping skills on display. Some of the girls didn’t look human.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
My pants just got tight.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
You must be drunk again, b/c you guys missed the Eagles-Lions game. Not like it matters.
These guys are working hard to give you this.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
the Titans girl and the bottom 49er’s girl need to scissor. for money.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
I know, right!! Terry Bradshaw is so hawt!!!!!!
October 12th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
My Roomba just looked at me and said, “There’s no way I’m cleaning up that mess.”.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
i don’t get the sudden dislike for drew brees with this record. where was the hate when he was racking up yards last year, or the couple years prior when he almost broke the record?
October 12th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
Do they make a wet/dry Roomba?
October 12th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
This was terrific.
Also, I like how “we” are just putting “Cheerleaders” in the title.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Mole, One Direction is the latest piece of shit boy band that girls lose their fucking mind over.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
I think it’s just a flash-mob takedown of Breesus, the way everyone on TBL went all hater on Vez the other day.
/ ; -)
October 12th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Yes.
/he still ain’t budgin’
October 12th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
this is the stuff i miss when work gets in the way of my commenting
October 12th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
If it’s a San Francisco bottom, it can’t be a girl.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
I’ve always hated Brees since I found out he’s a pyramid scheme spokesman. Across the board hate anyone who schills for those companies, they are the lowest of the low.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
/moves to Nashville
October 12th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Some nice buttons I see.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
Also, why would a Panthers fan be standing up for Brees in that video?
/ Head explodes
October 12th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
You must be drunk again, b/c you guys missed the Eagles-Lions game. Not like it matters.
I’m in charge of figuring out our records. Stephen is in charge of cheerleaders and putting the schedule in. I’ve added my pic of Eagles -3.5, which is probably dumb since the favorite has managed to win but not cover like every game involving the Eagles this year. Probably a 1 point Philadelphia win.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
So he takes after his mom?
October 12th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Stephen deserves a wage increase.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Those are the best pair of Titans i’ve seen in a while
October 12th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Amway is a scam.
/Tex
October 12th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
the way everyone on TBL went all hater on Vez the other day.
this is the stuff i miss when work gets in the way of my commenting
I was here for all that and didn’t fully understand. Something about the Chicago get together and twitter and whatnot. It was a torrid tale.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
yeah, and that’s fine. that’s clear and established hate, just like my hate for steelers players based on the fact they wear the black and yellow and all members of the jets organization.
i’m just wondering why all of a sudden people talk about him like he covered up child molestations when the subject of the TD record comes up. “it’s not a big deal, juts play the game!” if it’s not a big deal, then why waste your breath complaining about it?
October 12th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
/sportsgal
October 12th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Stephen is in charge of cheerleaders
Stephen deserves a wage increase.
Hold on, Hoss. He’s going to need more of these to make up for making Gangnam a world wide craze from his bully pulpit here at TBL.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
did he do some barn sex’ing to Rolo or something?
October 12th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
/fixed for sluttiness and trashiness
October 12th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
skins cheerleader only one not busted
October 12th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
did he do some barn sex’ing to Rolo or something?
yes to barn sexn, no to rolo
October 12th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
The Titans chick has crazy eyes. Was that Ndub’s “list” behind One Direction in that Pepsi commercial?
October 12th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Probably because nobody gives a shit about NFL records like these.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
In my pants-tightened excitement, I forgot about that.
Motion withdrawn.
/ Chagrin’d
October 12th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
chicago’s got the freaky get togethers
don’t know who else from NJ is left on here, but there would be no sex barn’n around here if there was a get together.
October 12th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
thoroughly enjoying gambling on nfl so far. my september was a bust because i lost so much so quickly with cfb i never made an NFL wager
October 12th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Stephen i want more of #2 please. those tits look fantastic, but are they real
/don’t give a shit really, love fake tits
October 12th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
but there would be no sex barn’n around here if there was a get together.
someone’s got a small silo
October 12th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
I’m still diggin’ on that pic of Stan Van Gundy doing his Weekend at Bernie’s impersonation, but what happened to the Paulina cleavage photo?
October 12th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Eagles are frauds, but more than likely they will win by 2 points in this game.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
great to see all the blake lively fans this morning. she’s been in my top 5 for awhile. if those tits are real, she is the perfect woman
October 12th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
yeah, so why care and get angry? it was a 2 minute moment.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
She isn’t all that great
October 12th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
bradshaw has started doing radio spots with local radio…he is horrible, just goes on and on w/o saying anything and repeating himself. the hosts have a reponsibility to control the interview, but i think they enjoyed letting him crash and burn
October 12th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
looks good on some, not on all.
one that already have large b and go up a size or two always look nice if well done.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Because ESPN, NFL Network ,etc prolonged it. Seemed like they wanted some Cal Ripken Jr. moment to make everyone forget about the shittiness and chaos of the ref fiasco. I don’t remember growing up hearing tales of the Unitas TD streak like DiMagio’s or Gehrig’s. Hell, even the Patriots topping the Dolphins regular win streak didn’t get pub like this.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
Goddamn it, y’all are gonna get golfercraig all angried up.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Not that great?!
October 12th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
/moves to Nashville
//life instantly becomes better
October 12th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
That Titans cheerleader looks like Rebecca Gayheart.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
I still have yet to watch a Gangnam Style video. Kinda proud of that.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
ditto chief. but it’s tearing me up inside
October 12th, 2012 at 5:33 PM
what heaven must be like.
October 12th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
Wait, Vez is Joe Bush, aka The Artist Formerly Known as Walking Underwear? So confused….
October 12th, 2012 at 6:13 PM
Jeezus mullet youre slow on the uptake. We follow each other on twitter, my commenter handle leads to a portfolio and i was involved in some recent drama regarding the use of my name
Cmon boy