“Wedding Bouquet Touchdown Pass” is Exactly What it Sounds Like [Video]

During a recent game between the Ravenna (Ohio) Ravens and the Field (Ohio) Falcons, quarterback Tate Bennett of Ravenna threw a short-field Hail Mary late in the game for the winning touchdown. Since he was turned around and being tackled, all he could do was throw the ball over his head like a wedding bouquet. It was party bouquet toss and part horseshoe up the butt, but it worked.

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9 Responses to ““Wedding Bouquet Touchdown Pass” is Exactly What it Sounds Like [Video]”

RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 2:39 PM

part horseshoe up the butt

“horseshoe” is appropriately used and I will allow.

/milk steak to go

KC Resident Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 2:40 PM

Huskerdawg died?

/where has he been, btw.

ohheelyeah Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 2:41 PM

It was party bouquet toss part Body Armor and part horseshoe up the butt, but it worked.

3/3′s

KC Resident Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 2:42 PM

a short-field Hail Mary

We all have gotten into this before. I can’t remember the consensus we came up with.

mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 2:57 PM

Huskerdawg died?
/where has he been, btw.

yeah, it was a tragic death…tragic as in funny if you didn’t know the person, but downright embarassing if you did. he was cheefing reefer in a hooka bar afterhours and playing hackysack with the owner and 17 other Frenchies that hangb there every. motherfucking. day.

anywho, Frenchie #8 got a little agressive with his hackysackery and drilled the sack right at HuskerDawg’s face. it hit him square in the left eye. he had blurry vision for about a week and owed it to a scratched cornea. he was using some homeopathic remedy he bought from Frenchie #12 as eyedrops…called Tears of a Barner or some shit like that. anyway, turns out the eyedropper wasn’t sterile when Tears of a Barner was bottled and HuskerDawg contracted an infection that effed up his inner ear and caused him to stumble around a lot when he tried walking without the support of his Rascal. long story short…he walked right off a cliff.

/RIP

#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 3:00 PM