Gene Chizik’s Wife: Auburn Fans Should Use Social Media to Rally Against Satan & the SEC or Something
Auburn is 1-4, two seasons removed from capturing all of the Tostitos. Things are looking bleak for the Tigers with three ranked teams remaining on the schedule, including a trip to Tuscaloosa to take on #1 Alabama. So coach Gene Chizik’s wife, Jonna Chizik took to Facebook to
Jonna Chizik’s Facebook page (via Out Kick the Coverage):
“I have given quite a lot of prayerful consideration to your desire to help and make a difference this season and I do have a thought. As you know, Social media can be a very powerful tool.
Recent examples of its power can be cited by googling
how it played a primary role in the Occupy Wall Street protests, the uprising in Egypt, the Konya 2012 movement, and the various flash mobs that randomly occur all over the world to name just a few examples.Therefore, my humble suggestion is to create a VERY POWERFUL “ALL IN” movement of your own.
We have fans all over the US and I think it is time that they RISE UP and snatch back what satan, himself, has stolen.
We serve a God who recovers ALL that “has been stolen” from us and there are times that He requires the efforts of His people to accomplish this truth.
Just think about the effect it will have first for the players and their families who sacrifice daily but how it will impact the fan base as a whole.
During the season of 2010 the fans came together each Friday afternoon to send our boys off with a reverse tiger walk and the effect of just that alone was palpable enough that it carried over onto the field each and every Saturday.
I encourage you to think outside the box and create something that will show the rest of the world WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO and why when we refer to ourselves as FAMILY that we mean it.
I look forward to see what you come up with.
Blessings, Jonna Chizik
P.S. feel free to share all of this as you feel led!
WAR EAGLE”
Occupy Wall Street, Konya, flash mobs… Social media can bring back all that has been stolen from us. Like the time everyone did a reverse tiger walk. It’s not too late to make a BCS game, right? She later clarified this long, rambling statement with a shorter one.
when I refered to what satan has stolen from us as a whole I NEVER meant or even vaugely was refering to wins and/or losses on a football field. To be clear, I honestly believe that God doesn’t care who wins a football game but I do know that we serve a GOD big enough to do as He pleases.
So God probably doesn’t give a shit who wins football games, but if He wanted to, he totally could. Thanks to social media. More like WAR TWITTER.

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October 11th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
She ought to get with Malzahn’s wife and get a tv show.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Religion does funny things to people.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
AHHH CHILDREN OF THE CORN!!! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!
October 11th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Great coach. Keep up the good work G Chizzles.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
with Boob and his wife leading the way, I genuinely feel sad for those three children.
/huskerdawg
//RIP
October 11th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Lions and Browns fans would like to call bullshit.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
tho beelzebub has made a living pounding the under.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Yep.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
I hate Christian cliches.
Having said that, I’ll defend Mrs Chizik against all comers. She obviously isn’t blessed with a precise way with words, but its clear to me she wants to use her somewhat public position as a coach’s wife to testify her faith and have others do the same. For her best intentions, she gets the likes of that fuck Clay Travis making fun of her. It’s undeserved. And has nothing to do with football.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
I’ll be there.
/drunj
//rowl tahd
October 11th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Rick Ross forgives, Jesus don’t
October 11th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Steve – why did you cut out the last half of the shorter, follow-up statement?
/fixed
October 11th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Randy Travis > Clay Travis
October 11th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Hey Mullet. I’ll be at the Iron Bowl this year too. TBL Bama going down.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
I forgot to take the little Swiss army knife off my keychain before going to the Obama rally and they threw it away…make this right, lord
October 11th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
So did Sandusky.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Randy Travis > Travis > Clay Travis
October 11th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
I swear she writes the status updates for 20% of my FB friends.
/clicks Like in 5 seconds to save child from cancer and/or satan
October 11th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
GOD STOLE MY OTHER ARGYLE SOCK.
/only explanation
//fuck you angry old testament god…your younger hippie brother’s so much cooler than you
October 11th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Clay Travis is the last person to be making fun of anyone.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Spence these are the socks I’m wearing today.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Big supporter of Clay Travis. Can’t speak on his knowledge of college football as I don’t follow it. But I am very aware of SEC fans considering where I live. He does an excellent job mocking a group of people that should be mocked mercilessly.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
I’m quoted in Clay Travis book unfortunately. But at least I’m making fun of his Adidas sandals too.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
HELL YES
Make sure and use the hastag #joebush when you talk about it though
October 11th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
holy cankles, fatman.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Did you just insult the calves of doom?
October 11th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
pot socks. awesome.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
they better be made of hemp too.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Yeah, what’s this about?
October 11th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Maybe you should go ahead and disassociate yourself from Penn State.
Also, could you send me some for the girlfriend? She wears bizarre socks everyday as they’re the only thing she can do to individualize her attire.
October 11th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
I hate Christian cliches.
Having said that, I’ll defend Mrs Chizik against all comers. She obviously isn’t blessed with a precise way with words, but its clear to me she wants to use her somewhat public position as a coach’s wife to testify her faith and have others do the same. For her best intentions, she gets the likes of that fuck Clay Travis making fun of her. It’s undeserved. And has nothing to do with football.
GTFO with that shit. These fucking nuts need to stop. If they really believed, they’d just shut up and be happy, but they don’t believe, that’s why they’re so scared and always testifying to the lord. If you repeat a lie enough times, you may actually believe it, so it’s been a few thousand years, is it working yet?
October 11th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Minka Kelly called…
/Payaso’d
October 11th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
lace garters (with or without stockings), bro. the scrubs might hide them, but you’ll both know it’s there. trust. me. on. this.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Sadly the company that makes these just went out of business, was a tiny NYC boutique that only made designer socks. Pretty much made socks specifically for the reason you stated with your gf. I just got these and another pair with wiener dogs on them, I think I have around ten or so pairs from them, it is nice to wear weird socks with stuffy work attire.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
That must be one comfortable couch…because it’s ugly as shit.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
I wish. But they’re mad comfortable, notice the halos, the name of the line is “Hail Mary.” Birthday present from my mom.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Also, Jonna is a lunatic.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
CJ just ran away screaming
October 11th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
/sniff
i wish my mom loved me as much as my mom loves you.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Oh it’s hideous. It’s a chaise actually, and yes it is insanely comfortable, but it’s the couch in my office that the dog sleeps on and that’s about it.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Intriguing, but now I only picture her standing there in thigh-highs, lace garters, and those goddamned Dansko clogs.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Some days I love the South, other days not so much.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
You bring your dog to work?
October 11th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
I know!! HAWT!!1!
October 11th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Oh nah, the office in my house.
Where I get such important work done as watching cartoons and playing Civ.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
SPENCE!!!
October 11th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
GTFO with that shit. These fucking nuts need to stop. If they really believed, they’d just shut up and be happy, but they don’t believe, that’s why they’re so scared and always testifying to the lord. If you repeat a lie enough times, you may actually believe it, so it’s been a few thousand years, is it working yet?
wow. who’s the other commenter who really has an ax to grind with catholicism? i don’t disagree with jdiddy but neither am i compelled to gratuitously hammer them
October 11th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Of course those are designed by a guy named Blake.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Some days I love the South, other days not so much.
you may know more about current politics than anyone here…any reason to watch ryan/biden other than drinking games or Zinger Watches?
October 11th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
aw yea…navy and red, they knew i was comin.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
You make as much sense as Jonna Chizik.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
I don’t get it. What exactly did Nick Saban steal from Rocky Top?
October 11th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
ritty…tell your boy golfmygirl to get some mp64′s up on his ebay page already.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Rise up is the official marketing slogan of Falcons. I think we have a lawsuit in our hands.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
That could be soused, it could be me. It could be any other commenter not easily snowjobbed by the man behind the curtain.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
i think we do…
October 11th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
And here I thought their official slogan was “Dirty Turds.”
October 11th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
I haven’t checked his page in a while. Has it been lacking? You might just email him.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
prolly me. i wouldnt call myself a militant atheist…im more black ops atheist.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
That could be soused, it could be me. It could be any other commenter not easily snowjobbed by the man behind the curtain.
oh yeah. so, good work by jdiddy?
October 11th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
if i complained about it “lacking” id kick my own ass…once i get the funds, he’s getting an order.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Ehh. It’s probably not going to have much of an effect. People vote for the top of the ticket. Still, it has the potential to be entertaining.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Y’all need to make that a combo TBL Alabama and TBL Florida meetup and have it at the Flora-Bama.
/ Bushwhackers for all!
October 11th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
agreed.
tho ill tune in just to watch old man biden make ryan go outside and cut a switch.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Needs more references to Notre Dame.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
i’m more of an entomological atheist
also funny
October 11th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
How’s Jonna pronounced, John-a?
October 11th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
The fuck??? I wonder how much the Falcons pay their marketing department. I could’ve easily stolen that slogan for them myself. It’s everywhere. All the billboards and radio commercials. Can’t escape it. They even got Samuel L. Jackson to do a tv commercial for them.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
jonna…jonna…jonna need to help geno get a new job, amirite?
/short sleeved dress shirt high five
October 11th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
/ Bushwhackers for all!
ouch!
/van down by the river
October 11th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
I’m still loving the MP 59′s btw.
I’ve got $400 in pro shop money to spend as well. Probably going with a new driver. I hit the Ping Anser the other day…hated it.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Flora-Bama. Ahhh, college.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Then it’s official — God is a Browns fan.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
FUCK YEA.
sucks about the anser tho…ive heard nothing but good things. frankly tho, i think they fucked up with an adjustable driver. their g-series is fucking great. the 913′s with real diamana’s in there are VERY interesting…
October 11th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
and im sure you are…tho the ping i20′s really have my attention these days. god damnit…CHOICES.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Since they rebuilt it after one of the mid-2000s hurricanes, it’s like a fuckin’ amusement park. Surprised they don’t have rides and carnys.
Still a pretty cool place, especially the bra beam.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Yeah the Anser was wipey. I hit my current driver every other hole and was murdering it. Then I’d hit the Anser, feel like I made a good swing, and it wouldn’t so much fade as it would wander off to the right. Couldn’t figure it out.
I think I’m gonna hit the Cleveland Classic next. Just because. What I really need to do is get over to Dallas soon and get fitted.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
i fully support this. they’re great to begin with…even better at $200 with a fuckin miazaki.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
I have a G15 driver with a Aldila Serrano shaft…. love that mommadoinker.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Yep. I got my Dad a gift card to get a fitting at Cool Clubs in Dallas. Waiting to hear about that experience before I venture over there. I want to get fitted at a place with no ties to a certain manufacturer so they can just say, here hit this head, with this shaft, and this grip.
G15 not bad. I think they have the G25′s coming out early next year.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
That’s a typo right? She meant the Kony 2012 movement right? The one that was proven to be mostly horseshit, right?
October 11th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
we swung through when I was there in August. smelled like throw-up and red-bull. had one drink and left, I wasn’t all that impressed.
I sold my TM Burner driver a couple years ago in disgust because I couldn’t hit it for shit, so I was only 3W the past year and a half. my dad hooked me up with a RBZ about 3 weeks ago and I LOVE it. so easy to make contact with, now I am pissed I didn’t try one earlier.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
now, i don’t wanna sound like a hater, but my g10 was very similar to every g5 i hit, which was very similar to every g15 i hit which was very similar to every g20 i demo’d…what im saying is i think they’ve been rerelasing the same driver for like a decade now.
/doesnt care because they’re no frills damn good
October 11th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Yeah, the Flora-Bama is about on the same scale as the War Eagle Supper Club. It’s gonna be dirty. You have to be in the right state of mind for it.
“Rocketballz? Rocketballz.”
So sayeth my buddy after every good drive.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
And yes, I agree. The new releases of a lot of series clubs are all marketing.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
a) how do you keep yourself from strangling him.
-OR-
b) so like, once every other round?
October 11th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
but the Supper Club holds a special place in my heart. my GF was using a Super Club coozie last weekend when the Hogs beat up on Auburn. coincidence? I think not.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
a) It would be hard for strangers to play with us. When we’re in a cart together, we’re blasting Call Me Maybe, etc.
b) But generally yes, like once a round.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
bwahahahahah!!!
October 11th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Jordan-Hare is like Barnhill East or something. Might as well change the Supper Club to the WPS Supper Club once every other year.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Yeah, music on the course totally changed the game for me.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
dude, music can make or break a round. only metal and classical music for me…jazz and other syncopated shit destroys my rhyhtm before i even put on my shoes.
all my best rounds are when i have iron maiden’s “run to the hills” stuck in my head.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
So outdated. All the cool golfers blast Gangnam Style these days.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
I know what you mean. In tournaments I’ve had to pull my phone out of my bag and pull up a decent song for a second just to get the shit out of my head. I have no idea where it comes from sometimes but Celine Dion, what the hell are you doing in my brain?
I generally play better with my Texas Country mix or my Lithium-esque Spotify mix.
October 11th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Nah. Call Me Maybe has already reached that point where it wasn’t funny anymore but is now kind of funnily ironic, especially on the #1 tee box.
October 11th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Who the fuck is Clay Travis?
/serious no idea