Father Kicks Kid in the Head With Soccer Ball [Video]

All, Soccer, Video Stephen Douglas October 11th. 2012, 10:58am

If you’re going to kick a soccer ball at a soccer goal, why would you have your small child stand in front of the soccer goal? If ever a child has earned the right to take some practice cuts with a Whiffle Ball bat bear his father’s belt line, it is this child.

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47 Responses to “Father Kicks Kid in the Head With Soccer Ball [Video]”

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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Oh honey. Clashing shades of purple? No, no.
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spencer096 Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
kid’s gotta learn not to puss out, yo.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Oh honey. Clashing shades of purple? No, no.
don’t worry lady, I’ve got your $650 right here.
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KC Resident Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Former college soccer players are the worst. I don’t get why he put his son in goal, but I really don’t get why Pele here uploaded the video up to youtube.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
try not to see the guy fiddle with his weenie in second 26.
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I'm a Horse Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Let he who hasn’t accidentally hit their kid in the head with a ball cast the first stone.
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ohheelyeah Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
sweet v-neck t shirt, bro. and tell your wife those two shades of purple(?) look terrible on her.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
hey, you know how there’s a Football Life on Steve McNair next week? Do you think they interviewed Jason McIntyre regarding his ongoing search for the real killers?
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ohheelyeah Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
try not to see the guy fiddle with his weenie in second 26.
sometimes dickjustments need to made
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angry Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Dong pics, call me maybe, gangnam, dashboard videos, death videos and now kids being kicked in the head. This site never ceases to evolve.
/ video was funny
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spencer096 Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
hey, you know how there’s a Football Life on Steve McNair next week? Do you think they interviewed Jason McIntyre regarding his ongoing search for the real killers?
good news…no, TBL didn’t find mcnair’s killer, but he shot 78!
/oj’d
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KC Resident Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Let he who hasn’t accidentally hit their kid in the head with a ball cast the first stone.
/withdraws comment #4.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Hey, my brothers used to do that to me.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Let he who hasn’t accidentally hit their kid in the head with a ball cast the first stone.
My worst offense has been inadvertently kneeing the guy across the room, while trying to hasten to one spot and back to where he was, with him hot in pursuit and me unawares.
Also, my kid has nearly survived 4 years now. It’s impressive that he’s alive.
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ohheelyeah Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Former college soccer players are the worst. I don’t get why he put his son in goal, but I really don’t get why Pele here uploaded the video up to youtube.
really? i personally dont get why he fucking SENT that ball. i mean dude, you couldve hit it soooo much softer.
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MaddMatt Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Fake. Why are you easily amused TBL?
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ResiNatedCon Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Team Ass
She can get it
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Also, my kid has nearly survived 4 years now. It’s impressive that he’s alive.
Agreed. I would’ve killed myself if you were my father, kid’s just a coward I guess.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
really? i personally dont get why he fucking SENT that ball. i mean dude, you couldve hit it soooo much softer.
If you want to end up on TBL, you send the fucking ball, bro.
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#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Let he who hasn’t accidentally hit their kid in the head with a ball cast the first stone.
sheeeet, if the ball is soft enough, i do it on purpose
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#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Let he who hasn’t accidentally hit their kid in the head with a ball cast the first stone.
sheeeet, if the ball is soft enough, i do it on purpose
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#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
cool
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spencer096 Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
If you want to end up on TBL, you send the fucking ball, bro.
POUND THE FUCKING UNDER. crucial.
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I'm a Horse Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
My worst offense has been inadvertently kneeing the guy across the room, while trying to hasten to one spot and back to where he was, with him hot in pursuit and me unawares.
Also, my kid has nearly survived 4 years now. It’s impressive that he’s alive.
If my kid isn’t the poster child for the affects of toddler concussions when he gets older I’ll have survived parenting. Man do they hit their heads a lot.
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#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
My worst offense has been inadvertently kneeing the guy across the room, while trying to hasten to one spot and back to where he was, with him hot in pursuit and me unawares.
i still haven’t topped dropping a six month old when i fell down the stairs trying to carry her and accumulated dishes
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Caribou Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Father of the Year
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#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
and you know where you can read about it
what’s the numbers for tonight’s game?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
My worst offense has been inadvertently kneeing the guy across the room, while trying to hasten to one spot and back to where he was, with him hot in pursuit and me unawares.
Yeah I’ve hipchecked a child in the head and sent them down hard before. If you’re coming across the tracks you best watch out for the train, bitch.
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NDub Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Props to the kid for saving that goal. Tim Howard-esque.
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NDub Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
try not to see the guy fiddle with his weenie in second 26.
It makes it even funnier when you realize the hand he scratched his weiner with is the one he pats the little guy on the back with a half-second later.
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HawkEye Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
If my kid isn’t the poster child for the affects of toddler concussions when he gets older I’ll have survived parenting. Man do they hit their heads a lot.
Tell me about it. The Younger has had more stitches and staples in his head that I have in my body
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spencer096 Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
my 13 and 16 year old cousins and i had one handed boxing fights (i had a pair of shitty, cheap frankling boxing gloves) when i was 10 years old. i, being the youngest, got the left handed one…held my own against my 13 yo cuz, but my 16 yo cousin used to beat the living shit out of me. i had to have sustained multiple concussions.
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Caribou Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Let he who hasn’t accidentally hit their kid in the head with a ball cast the first stone.
I will say that when my boy was 6 yrs old we were wrestling on the living room floor and I was on my back with my knees bent towards my chest. He ran towards and I pushed him off, and in the direction of the coffee table. He had a knot grow out of his head, square-shaped (I’m telling you the truth) about 3/4-1″ in height. I about vomited right there. I felt horrible. His teachers prob thought we abused him.
I looked at it and said out loud, “What a goose-egg!” He cries back loudly, “Oh my God, what’s a goose-egg!”.
/still feels about that
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#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
i had to have sustained multiple concussions.
now that we know just how little it takes to qualify as a concussion, damn. well, at least pot can turn the brown spots blue!
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Caribou Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
The wife in the video…..
Gawd, I hate those funky-ass rain boots these girls wear today. Girls on campus wear them ALL the time, as if they don’t wear them, they’ll be ridiculed. If this was 10 yrs ago, none of these girls would be caught dead in them. Same goes for Uggs
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#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
my stepson,when he was 3 or so fell down half of a mall staircase. it was frightening, and his forehead egg was massive. that’s funny, but funnier is how fast the mall admin got to us and made sure he was ok and had the paramedics on the scene. the concern for our litigious options was touching
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#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
bou, if the girl is fine, they can wear just about anything and it’s ok
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Caribou Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
bou, if the girl is fine, they can wear just about anything and it’s ok
That’s the problem. The majority are not fine. Same goes for this skinny jeans culture. If you are more than a Size 2, please don’t put ass in these jeans, though your calves may be skinny, the upper floor is magnified 20 times.
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s1rweeze Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
USA Today exec guy: “I want that entire top banner filled with kids getting kicked in the head, god dammit!!!”
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#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
lolweeze
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Der Kaiser Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
All jokes aside, this guy is a douchebag. It’s one thing if they were playing around and the kid got accidentally hurt. But he told the kid to stand in goal and kicked the ball at the net real hard. What did he expect?
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Dawgfather Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
The mom is a bigger dumbass, that’s what moms are for, to protect their child and tell their husband when they are too drunk to play with their kid…
/guy has herps
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
I bitch about stuff but I’ll never bitch about videos/gifs of people getting hit with things. Especially kids.
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T-Bone: Bear Pounder Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
I did something similar to my nephews years ago. I basically stood about 35-40 yards out and lofted chip shots into the net. They had plenty of time to run to the other side before it landed. Well, the youngest decided to just freeze one time and stay there. Nailed him right in the head. He starts balling and his older brother laughs. Had to run up and say “great save!” which made him think he did something cool and stopped crying. It was horrible watching that ball in the air and him sitting there frozen taking it off the dome.
I won’t try it with my 3 week old daughter ever.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
T-Bone: Bear Pounder
/coop’d
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Theaton6 Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Had to run up and say “great save!” which made him think he did something cool and stopped crying.
My buddy and I were doing the same thing with my little brother, who was 6 years old at the time, only with hockey, and luckily a tennis ball. taking one timers from 40 ft out with giving him enough time to move. I got ahold of one from a little closer in and he didn’t stand a chance, took it right in the forehead. My buddy and I looked at each other for a second and the only thing we could do was “Yeah! what a save! you’re gonna be an amazing goalie!”
/never gonna do that with my kid.
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#pettycowards Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
teaching them frisbee is not easy

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Father Kicks Kid in the Head With Soccer Ball [Video]

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