Brandon Belt Was Smacked on Butt By Female Fan [GIF]

All, Baseball Ty Duffy October 11th. 2012, 3:26pm

Here’s a Reds fan testing out the opposition. It was there. Why not? I guess that’s the thought process. [GIF via Guyism]

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17 Responses to “Brandon Belt Was Smacked on Butt By Female Fan [GIF]”

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captain_spalding Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
It’s Cincinnati, she’s looking for a wallet or Skoal.
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Patrick Division Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Weak effort on her part. Coop would have had his entire arm down that guy’s pants.
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Dawgfather Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Imagine if say Misty May dove into the stands and a dude grabbed her ass. Kicked out, lawsuits, jail, public uproar to follow…
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Babar 2.0 Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
I didn’t realize Guyism bought the rights to MLB broadcasts. They must be bigger than I thought (which was /nhoh).
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Imagine if say Misty May dove into the stands and a dude grabbed her ass. Kicked out, lawsuits, jail, public uproar to follow…
eh… men were a little tough on women the first couple thousand years of human existence… i’ll let this double standard slide a little bit.
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Worms82 Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Imagine if say Misty May dove into the stands and a dude grabbed her ass. Kicked out, lawsuits, jail, public uproar to follow…
While this is true, I’m not sure what you’re after here. Should this woman be sued, punched, kicked out or jailed? Or should Misty May, in your hypothetical just laugh it off?
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captain_spalding Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Or should Misty May, in your hypothetical just laugh it off?
Well Belt has full pants on and probably some sort of under armor underwear, while May is a few inches from wearing a thong.
Bit of a difference.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
Well Belt has full pants on and probably some sort of under armor underwear, while May is a few inches from wearing a thong.
Bit of a difference.
not really. if this happened to jennie finch in softball pants/shorts there would be uproar. and i’m okay with it.
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Worms82 Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
if this happened to jennie finch in softball pants/shorts there would be uproar. and i’m okay with it.
But what if she had just made a great play and it was done by a fan of her team, in a “ata girl!” kind of way?
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
if this happened to jennie finch in softball pants/shorts there would be uproar. and i’m okay with it.
They would just send Bustos to crush whoever it was.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
They would just send Bustos to crush whoever it was.
ha!
But what if she had just made a great play and it was done by a fan of her team, in a “ata girl!” kind of way?
a male fan? no way. i’m not even sure a coach/manager would get away with slapping a female player on the but after a good play without repercussions.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
WHAT A CATCH I CANT WAIT TO SEE IT ON GUYISM
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Nada Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
That’s nothing. When Pat the Bat would dive into the stands, he’d always cop a feel off the ladies.
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Nada Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
When 11-0 West Virginia loses to 1-10 Kansas in the regular-season finale, the Decided Schematic Advantage will waddle over to the student newspaper and punch the editor in the face, then eat all the Skittles on his desk.
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Nada Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Jebus, two days in a row I post in the wronfg thread, and I can’t even blame NyQuil today.
I think it’s the fear that has gripped me since SPencer went on the warpath against me earlier today.
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A.P. Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
I think it’s the fear that has gripped me since SPencer went on the warpath against me earlier today.
did he get on his footstool to look you in the eye
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got_em_looking Says:
October 11th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Imagine if say Misty May dove into the stands and a dude grabbed her ass. Kicked out, lawsuits, jail, public uproar to follow…
The question is are we allowed to apply common sense to this or not? Assuming we are:
If a woman pats a man on the butt there’s very little reason make much of it, if a man cops a feel there is a much larger danger in not expressing as a society that this is behavior we will not tolerate since on the average escalation is a more of a concern when the man is getting grabby.
The point here is that men and women are quite different in their tendencies, motivations and needs for protection such that protecting women from men is a much higher societal priority than protecting men from women whether we find it politically incorrect or not.
Another way to approach this is to consider your reaction when your 18 year old son falls into the stands vs. your 18 year old daughter. No one wants anyone touched however…
Consistency is simply the bane of small minds.

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Brandon Belt Was Smacked on Butt By Female Fan [GIF]

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