Comments on: Dikembe Mutombo Made Jalen Rose Handle “Adult Situations” For Him When Rose Was a Rookie

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 21:40:44 +0000

We plan on hazing the new intern, too.

Last week when I asked you this, you told me “nope”. Make up my mind, whydontcha?

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 21:29:36 +0000

“Ladies, come to Dikembe.”

As a pickup line, this is on par with the following as trash talk:

“I am coming for you, sir.”

“Oh, no, it is I who is coming for you.”

By: AssaultWithAConcreteDildo

AssaultWithAConcreteDildo — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 21:23:07 +0000

My only contribution to this is that a friend of my witnessed, circa 1990, Dikembe walking into a bar and motion “Ladies, come to Dikembe.” She’s not a basketball fan or Simmons reader so I tend to take her at her word.

By: $650

$650 — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:51:31 +0000

Mount Mutombo

/Literally

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:49:06 +0000

Does that mean Regis is gay?

Also, the answer to this is yes.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:48:02 +0000

Sex Mutumbo

Didn’t he co-star with Beat Takeshi in some yakuza shoot-’em-ups?

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:47:36 +0000

Absolutely anyone could do an impression of Mutombo and it’d make me laugh every time. See also: Trent Tucker

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:45:36 +0000

Baltimore beat writers going apeshit over Tony Romo allegedly hanging up on them during a conf call.
/patiently waits for ESPN non-story breaking news

Media musings! Media musings!

By: starkweather

starkweather — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:45:21 +0000

Tony Romo allegedly hanging up on them during a conf call.

It’s even worse than that. He seemed a little miffed about some questions from some other reporters a couple of weeks ago but claimed he wasn’t. My only tip on this journalistic masterpiece? Follow the money

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:44:44 +0000

What the fuck Nada?

Sorry, the NyQuil cocktail from last night still hasn't worn off.Reggis = Reggiegofer = gofermam = mama ("mam" is acceptable, though; ain't you from The South?)

Dudes can’t have babies.

Ain't you never seen Junior?

By: Urinal Mint

Urinal Mint — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:43:18 +0000

Baltimore beat writers going apeshit over Tony Romo allegedly hanging up on them during a conf call.

/patiently waits for ESPN non-story breaking news

By: starkweather

starkweather — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:41:17 +0000

Are adult situations when people sex each other?

No, it’s when a coach criticizes a reporter

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:39:12 +0000

If only Reggis Bush had a Jalen Rose-like rookie gofer to make “adult situation” runs to the drugstore, his insect-like baby mam

So, what you’re saying here is if Reggis (I’m assuming you meant “Regis”, as in Regis Philbin) had a gofer (I’m assuming you meant “gopher”, as in the beast of the field) that looked like Jalen Rose, he would’ve made said gopher run to the drugstore to get items that would pertain to adult situations so that a baby mam (I’m assuming you meant “man”, as in a dude) wouldn’t be rubbing there hands in anticipation of child support. A baby man-dude. Dudes can’t have babies. What the fuck Nada? Does that mean Regis is gay? The fuck?

By: scripty

scripty — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:38:58 +0000

Who Wants to Sex Mutumbo?

That’s a good one. The day they release a new Month in GIF is like Xmas.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:36:40 +0000

Who Wants to Sex Mutumbo?

By: Jason McIntyre

Jason McIntyre — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:36:22 +0000

We plan on hazing the new intern, too. Might just try to find a kid in NYC so CRM/Duffy/Hernia can put him to use.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:34:08 +0000

Tony Reali wants his wardrobe back, Jacoby.

Also, should’ve rehosted the video and slapped a watermark on there to piss them off.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:32:37 +0000

Are adult situations when people sex each other?

At TBLAD, we refer to it as “SIL-ing.”

/ Rollo, in memoriam

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:31:45 +0000

Dikembe Mutombo purportedly made him do late night CVS runs for him when there was “an adult situation.”

If only Reggis Bush had a Jalen Rose-like rookie gofer to make “adult situation” runs to the drugstore, his insect-like baby mam wouldn’t be rubbing her hands in glee at the thought of the imminent monthly five-figure lifetime payments.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:31:24 +0000

Yeah I would like some more info on this as well. I’m not going to watch the video so some of the better quotes from it would be nice. Although I guess it’s possible “an adult situation” is the best quote from the whole video in which case nevermind.

The video does not add much clarity…only that there was an early morning flight involved.