Bryce Harper Has Red Eyes Today
Bryce Harper, who plays hard and hustles and doesn’t care about anything but winning, is wearing special contact lenses that make his eyes glow red like he is infected with the rage from 28 Days Later.
Update: There is a method to the madness. According to the Washington Post, the red contacts help him deal with the hot Mexican Washington sun.
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October 10th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Scary.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Is it not sunny in DC today? Where’s the 2 feet of eye black?
October 10th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Cool. Mabe you’ll pick some up as a groomsmans gift at one of the numerous weddings you’ll attend in the next few months CRM.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
After that 4-strikeout Game 2, he’d better try something.
Get with the program, youngblood.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Give me…a keg…..of root beer
October 10th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
What’s awesome is that the real eyeblack that is a stick is the only kind that works. The stuff that Tebow wears, the stickers with Ignorant Antiscience verses on them? Proven to be ineffective.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Proven to be ineffective.
science is lame.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Where’d you see that?
October 10th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Science.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
I heard the jury’s still out on science
October 10th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
What the fuck is Guyism
October 10th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
What the fuck is Guyism
I’ve seen that word before somewhere. Always though it was some jackass trying to come up with another lame way to say what happens when a dude blows his load.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Man, fuck smart people and their overly wordy report titles
October 10th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
When you space-dock a tranny.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Hopefully he reports back with what color they make his gold Truck Nutz look.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Hard pressed to dispute that data set
October 10th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
He’s got clown corneas, bro.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
It is always a good day when “Teen Wolf” is mentioned.
October 10th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
damn good for nothing mexican sun
October 10th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Damn they got shelled today