Roundup: Orioles Get First Division Series Playoff Win in 15 Years, “Shark Tank” Might Have Cost the Mavs Deron Williams & Lady Gaga Vomited Onstage [Video]

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Nicole Scherzinger … “Danny DeVito-Rhea Perlman split” … only in Colorado: Bull Testicle-Flavored Beer … “Michael Jackson’s Burial Was Delayed Because Janet Wanted Her Burial-Plot Deposit Back” … $800k in meth seized in New York … man gets 15 years in jail, then punches his lawyer in the face … cab driver finds bag with $221,000 in his cab, returns it … young soccer coach murdered in NYC … “Hiker who left note on Sierra Nevada peak in 1972 is found” … here’s a profile of Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer … this story about teen crushes is very well done …

Fantastic story on the Patriots no-huddle offense. Features Oregon, too. [Globe]

Orioles 3, Yankees 2. It is Baltimore’s first postseason win since 1997. [Sun]

Greg Schiano’s son, a high school sophomore, was ejected from a game and faces a suspension for cursing at a football official. [Tampa Bay Times]

Tough loss for Oregon State: Beavers’ QB Sean Mannion is out with a knee injury for at least two weeks. [Oregonian]

Cedric Benson’s foot injury is of the Lisfranc variety, and he’s out 6-8 weeks, maybe the season. [JS Online]

Red River Rivalry: Texas and Oklahoma each have suffered a loss, so the game doesn’t have any National Title implications. [Oklahoman]

Mark Cuban was shooting an episode of “Shark Tank” and missed a recruiting meeting with Deron Williams, and the point guard says that is one reason he picked the Nets over the Mavericks. [NYT]

“In many ways, the Knight Commission has tilted at windmills. While the NCAA eventually embraced the commission’s call for higher academic standards and greater financial transparency, problems in big-time college sports remain. Only the dollar figures have escalated. And on the heels of football-driven scandals at Ohio State, Miami, Penn State and even Harvard, it’s clear that priorities have been equally out of whack at Chapel Hill, where Friday earned his law degree.” [Wash Post]

Georgia Tech has fired defensive coordinator Al Groh. [AJC]

A non-Sabermetric look at Cabrera vs. Trout for MVP. [Good Guy at Sports]

Sick Jerry Sandusky releases dumb statement hours before he is to be sentenced. [Yahoo Sports]

Cardinals romp Nationals, 12-4, even NLDS series at one. [Post-Dispatch]

Anyone who can turn a $1 wager into six figures deserves a hearty applause. [WagerMinds]

Lady Gaga vomited on stage in Barcelona.

Kevin Sumlin sure was fired up to beat Ole Miss last weekend.

The Ohio State band paid homage to video games, and this is tremendous. [via Hot Clicks]

Keggy the Keg is a cool mascot.

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162 Responses to “Roundup: Orioles Get First Division Series Playoff Win in 15 Years, “Shark Tank” Might Have Cost the Mavs Deron Williams & Lady Gaga Vomited Onstage [Video]”

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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Keggy the Keg is a cool mascot.
thought youd prefer scroty the tea bag over keggy the keg.
/sexy ambulance
//uncalled for shots first thing in the am
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Human Vacuum Cleaner Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
It is Baltimore’s first Division Series win since
1997.
/assuming that was just some serious trolling
//either that or Friday night didn’t happen
///Go O’s
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Jason McIntyre Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Wild Card wins count as wins? Oh.
Fixed. Thanks.
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TarheelJTK Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Greg Schiano’s son, a high school sophomore, was ejected from a game and faces a suspension for cursing at a football official.
Seems a little severe for just cursing at a ref. So Florida has strict rules about cursing at a ref but everything else in the state is fair game.
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arkbadger Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Kevin Sumlin sure was fired up to beat Ole Miss last weekend.
typical aTm, celebrating like they won the BCSCG after beating an ole piss team that has lost 16 straight conference games.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Nicole Scherzinger
she is hideous.
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QueeferSutherland Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Orioles 3, Yankees 2. It is Baltimore’s first postseason win since 1997.
That was a great game last night. Hell, Sunday was a great game too, just super anticlimatic.
Gotta give TBS some props for their great production work during the Orioles-Yankees series. Tons of camera shots, on-field cameras to capture the crowd energy and different perspectives, multiple HD angles of the Ichiro play last night, accurate strike zone readings, running pitch count. Just well done overall.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
“Michael Jackson’s Burial Was Delayed Because Janet Wanted Her Burial-Plot Deposit Back
”
He wasn’t the only crazy one in that family.
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
dear lord everyone hates aTm round here…cmon naw, they’re not that bad. better than mizzou, that’s for sure.
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A.P. Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Hvc, friday night wasnt the division series
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
young soccer coach murdered in NYC
Shut it Down!
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Jason McIntyre Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Nicole Scherzinger
she is hideous.
Ryan Gosling, nice to have you reading and commenting!
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Cardinals romp Nationals, 12-4, even NLDS series at one.
When everyone is healthy, the Cards’ lineup can rake like few others. Glad the Nats are heading home for three straight games.
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QueeferSutherland Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Shit, Scherzinger looks incredible in that picture.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
“Danny DeVito-Rhea Perlman split”
Rhea can get it, plus she’s tall.
/Spence
//and apparently jck49erfan
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Ryan Gosling, nice to have you reading and commenting!
i’m happy to grace everyone with my shirtless presence today.
Shit, Scherzinger looks incredible in that picture.
she looks like a 60 year old woman in need of a new facelift.
one of the worst pics of her i have ever seen. nice job, TBL
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Human Vacuum Cleaner Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Hvc, friday night wasnt the division series
I am aware. The original headline was “First playoff win in 15 years”
/thanks for the fix
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Ryan Gosling, nice to have you reading and commenting!
Shit, Scherzinger looks incredible in that picture.
not gonna lie, she aint doing much for me. can’t put my finger on it…i think it’s cuz there’s something in that pic that makes it look like she’s holding in a dump.
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illformula Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
they’re not that bad. better than mizzou, that’s for sure.
that’s not saying much.
Go O’s! taking 2 or 3 in NYC isn’t going to be easy.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Fantastic story on the Patriots no-huddle offense. Features Oregon, too.
really great read. i look forward to when Belichick is done coaching and he really opens up about all this kind of stuff in greater detail.
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Liquor Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
The Ohio State band paid homage to video games
That was pretty decent.
Always amazed at the love for TBDBITL (?), crowds would stay after games to watch them play. Game is over and I’m pushing through people trying to go home and they standing there for a band. Beats me.
/pay the band members
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QueeferSutherland Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
she looks like a 60 year old woman in need of a new facelift.
Plz send pics of 60 year olds with that body. kthxbye
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reggie_dunlap Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Rhea can get it, plus she’s tall.
Considering she is all of 5’0″. I remember watching Taxi’s first episode and DeVito was yelling at everyone from his office perched over everyone. At the end he comes out of the office, walks down the stairs and he was at Judd Hirsch’s armpit in height.
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
that’s not saying much.
sure it is…theyve done much better than expected in the SEC. “not saying much” is talking about the big ten’s bowl prospects.
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Human Vacuum Cleaner Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Gotta give TBS some props for their great production work during the Orioles-Yankees series.
The production work has been great. The 3 guys in the booth? Not so much.
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arkbadger Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
dear lord everyone hates aTm round here…cmon naw, they’re not that bad. better than mizzou, that’s for sure.
based on former SWC alignments, no way. size has a lot to do with it as well, not many Mizzou fans outside of the state from what I can tell, but there are aTm alumni everywhere around here, and they love to tell you about it*.
*it, being humping dogs.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Way to go Orioles. And the Jets win that game with Tebow in the 4th Quarter.
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Der Kaiser Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVq-K4rHOlI
Pretty funny video of Nicole busting Conan for staring at her chest.
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Caribou Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Georgia Tech has fired defensive coordinator Al Groh.
Forgot about his 1-year stint with the NYJ. Is that when Parcells left and it got handed to him? I believe they actually did well that season but missed out at the end of the season on making the playoffs.
Playoffs??? Don’t talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me?
/Mora’d
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Always amazed at the love for TBDBITL (?), crowds would stay after games to watch them play. Game is over and I’m pushing through people trying to go home and they standing there for a band. Beats me.
/pay the band members
they’re really fucking good. i dont really know a whole lot about marching bands, but i do know it’s hard as fuck to get all those horns in tune, let alone do some choreographed walking while playing that shit. impressive nerdery.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Plz send pics of 60 year olds with that body. kthxbye
never said her body looked hideous. just her face.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
That was pretty decent.
Always amazed at the love for TBDBITL
I had a great view of the show and didn’t think it as anything stellar, until they got to the horse. I think it’s because we’re spoiled by seeing their new show for each home game. I enjoyed the 80′s One Hit Wonders show the previous home game more. This seems to have gotten more traction due to hitting #1 on reddit. Nerds.
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Caribou Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Pretty funny video of Nicole busting Conan for staring at her chest.
She can get it. Conan had the right idea, just didn’t execute it correctly.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Always amazed at the love for TBDBITL (?), crowds would stay after games to watch them play. Game is over and I’m pushing through people trying to go home and they standing there for a band. Beats me.
It’s Ohio State. They aren’t in a rush to get back home to their families.
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illformula Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
big ten’s bowl prospects.
tOSU looks pretty good… and for the record, i think aTm has looked fairly good in the SEC. Mizzu? not so much.
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Human Vacuum Cleaner Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
taking 2 or 3 in NYC isn’t going to be easy.
It isn’t going to be easy but we have done it 3 times already this season.
/assures that we will get blown out in games 3 & 4
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Liquor Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
It’s Ohio State. They aren’t in a rush to get back home to their families.
Ohhh, sorry, we were looking for mobile home. Not in a rush to get back to their mobile home.
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QueeferSutherland Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
tOSU looks pretty good
Methinks they can’t go to a bowl with the probation and all.
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tonystarkssowhatchasayhuh Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Shit, Scherzinger looks incredible in that picture.
are those b00bies real? they look too circular and perfectly spherical to be legit.
you see, there are as many women as there are men on this planet. and every woman has two b00bs, for the most part. so therefore, there’s twice as many b00bs as there are men. we’re outnumbered, and it’s overwhelming. we’re powerless. we have to accept it
/ team b00bs
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Ohhh, sorry, we were looking for mobile home. Not in a rush to get back to their mobile home.
well no shit, sherlock…that’s why we parked it so close to the stadium.
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Der Kaiser Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
It’s Ohio State. They aren’t in a rush to get back home to their families.
I feel people can throw these types of zingers at any fan base at any sport. It’s universal. It’s like when something weird happens and people rush to make the “Only in (insert state name here)” jokes. Shit, I bet you can make these jokes about Ivy leagues too. I bet people who go to Princeton say things like Harvard grads are poor or some lame shit like that.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Considering she is all of 5’0″. I remember watching Taxi’s first episode and DeVito was yelling at everyone from his office perched over everyone. At the end he comes out of the office, walks down the stairs and he was at Judd Hirsch’s armpit in height.
Agree to disagree.
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Caribou Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Kevin Sumlin sure was fired up to beat Ole Miss last weekend.
Love TXAM this year getting/giving pts this year. Anytime you have an OFF that will score pts no matter the score, got to run with it. Just like OKST last year.
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
der kaiser…im an ohio state fan and they’re kinda right. there’s a lotta retards in the buckeye fanbase. lot. of. retards.
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Jimmy Chitwood Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Shark Tank
I don’t watch many reality shows, but this one is pretty good, IMO.
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Caribou Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
tOSU looks pretty good… and for the record, i think aTm has looked fairly good in the SEC. Mizzu? not so much.
Still trying to figure out how Mizzou got that win vs AZST. Mizzou is not built for SEC, at least right now, that may change in a few yrs, but they’re gonna take their lumps this year.
I’m with stonystark.
/Team Bewbs
//Case in point
///Bring back the English tarts
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Shark Tank
I don’t watch many reality shows, but this one is pretty good, IMO.
do they use real sharks?
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arkbadger Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
tOSU looks pretty good… and for the record, i think aTm has looked fairly good in the SEC. Mizzu? not so much.
let’s not start sucking aTm’s dick quite yet. they are 2-1 in conference with a win over the worst Arkansas team in 20 years and a win over a team that hasn’t won a conference game in 2 years. fuck aTm.
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TarheelJTK Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
i look forward to when Belichick is done coaching and he really opens up about all this kind of stuff in greater detail.
One of the networks/ESPN should pay out big money to get him as an analyst. When he actually opens up about football there are few that can compete with him in terms of knowledge and ability to explain that knowledge.
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illformula Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
arkansas is a #1 example of why preseason rankings/polls suck. they are fucking awful and i believe ranked as high as #8 this year.
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s1rweeze Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
I don’t watch many reality shows, but this one is pretty good, IMO.
Has anyone watched The Onion’s “Sex House” on YouTube? It’s friggin brilliant
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
i look forward to when Belichick is done coaching and he really opens up about all this kind of stuff in greater detail.
One of the networks/ESPN should pay out big money to get him as an analyst. When he actually opens up about football there are few that can compete with him in terms of knowledge and ability to explain that knowledge.
id be blown away if he takes a TV gig…tho id love to see him tear dungy apart on NBC like sean salisbury used to tear john clayton apart.
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ButtersBC Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
arkansas is a #1 example of why preseason rankings/polls suck
But they don’t really mean anything so I don’t get the anger with them…plus it benefits the sport to have #2 vs #9 or whatever in the first couple weeks for marketing purposes
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s1rweeze Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Florida cockroach-eater dies after winning contest
MIAMI — Edward Archbold was willing to do anything to win an exotic python — even eating bugs both crunchy and slimy.
His competitive spirit ended in tragedy.
After downing more than 20 giant creepy-crawlies, Archbold vomited, collapsed and died. The grand prize has been put aside in his name and will be given to his estate.
Friday night’s contest at a Deerfield Beach, Fla., reptile store started with a party atmosphere, with food and drink — besides the bugs. The insect-eating began with an eye on the prize: a female Ivory Ball python that sells for $700.
Florida! Fuck yeah!
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
arkansas is a #1 example of why preseason rankings/polls suck. they are fucking awful and i believe ranked as high as #8 this year.
the worst i can still remember is tennessee somewhere between like 2004-2007. they started off no. 5 and went like 3-9 or something. just a joke.
michigan started off in the top 10 this year, but at least they look halfway decent. and their two losses were against two badass defenses too. arky’s just john l smith’d.
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ButtersBC Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Has anyone watched The Onion’s “Sex House” on YouTube? It’s friggin brilliant
Watched the first but keep forgetting to go back for the rest of the series…Frank is a legend
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tonystarkssowhatchasayhuh Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
i really like that hispanic/indian look she’s working (just checked and she’s actually filipino/hawaiian/russian. i was close, right? LOL)
http://jaipals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Nicole-Scherzinger.jpg
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Liquor Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Ole Miss was #4 one year. SEC hype machine doin work.
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johndewar Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Greg Schiano’s son, a high school sophomore, was ejected from a game and faces a suspension for cursing at a football official. [Tampa Bay Times]
To be fair, the kid spent his formative years in New Jersey, where you can learn to curse simply by driving in the state during rush hour.
/my commute sucked today
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
id be blown away if he takes a TV gig…tho id love to see him tear dungy apart on NBC like sean salisbury used to tear john clayton apart.
Would love this.
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MP III Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
nice tranny roundup. surgeon did a nice job concealing her crank.
effing texans. that game should have been a lot worse. they were toying with the jets.
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arkbadger Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
arkansas is a #1 example of why preseason rankings/polls suck. they are fucking awful and i believe ranked as high as #8 this year.
while I agree completely, using Arkansas isn’t the best example. just ask the Saints what happens when you lose your head coach. not saying Arkansas would have been tons better, or beaten Bama or aTm, but they sure as fuck wouldn’t be out there getting embarrassed in those 2 games.
now Auburn, yeah, they are fucking 45 degrees of terrible.
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s1rweeze Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Watched the first but keep forgetting to go back for the rest of the series…Frank is a legend
“It was at that point that I regretted cheating on my wife on a television show with a teenaged version.”
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s1rweeze Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
*virgin
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ImJustSayin Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Don’t want to start a reging political discussion this morning but just curious if the lefties on this Board are still as confident? Can President Big Bird still do it?
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Razor Shines Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
A non-Sabermetric look at Cabrera vs. Trout for MVP.
I’d be curious what a “OMG TRIPLE CROWN AND PLAYOFFS” type would think of this .
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ButtersBC Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Don’t want to start a reging political discussion this morning
Lies make Baby Jesus cry
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Historys Greatest Monster Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
That picture of Steve Nash at the top of the page is frightening. He has Madonna’s arms.
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Der Kaiser Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Don’t want to start a reging political discussion this morning but just curious if the lefties on this Board are still as confident? Can President Big Bird still do it?
Right, because the ideal way to not start a raging political food fight is to call one of the candidate a big bird.
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Der Kaiser Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Please don’t discuss politics. Just for one day.
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ImJustSayin Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Lies make Baby Jesus cry
Now that’s funny
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geoffreyvs hired a PR firm to get his son's coach fired; now I'm running for Senate! Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Nicole Scherzinger
Yum, in a trampy-tasting way. But still, damn.
Red River Rivalry: Texas and Oklahoma each have suffered a loss, so the game doesn’t have any National Title implications.
Dumbest name change of a rivalry for P.C. reasons? Has to be this one or maybe Missouri-Kansas.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Haven’t read any comments but I presume Queefer is starting a non engaged politics debate.
Seeing Neil Young & Crazy Horse (w/ Los Lobos) tonight. Aw yeah son.
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TarheelJTK Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
id be blown away if he takes a TV gig…tho id love to see him tear dungy apart on NBC like sean salisbury used to tear john clayton apart.
I can picture the smirk on Belichick’s face after he tore apart Dungy.
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Liquor Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
We are discussing preseason overrated SEC teams NOT POLITICS.
UGA is overrated every year, trying to find one specific year is a fruitless endeavor. Richt is Norv Turner, likeable guy, wins a fair amount of games, never wins a big game.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Lies make Baby Jesus cry
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Fixer Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Saw Los Lobos at The Bottom Line in NYC in the late 70′s, early 80′s. Great show.
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Breesus Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
I have the feeling today’s gonna be a “The Jets Lost. PANIC! OUTRAGE!” kind of day across the media and not a “The Texans won and are only undefeated team in the AFC” kind of day. Or maybe it’s just me.
/the narrative ALWAYS wins
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Don’t want to start a reging political discussion this morning
Queefer pull a JoeBush/Vezina/Whatever name change?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I have the feeling today’s gonna be a “The Jets Lost. PANIC! OUTRAGE!” kind of day across the media and not a “The Texans won and are only undefeated team in the AFC” kind of day. Or maybe it’s just me.
/the narrative ALWAYS wins
The lead on ESPN
Arian Foster and the Texans ran their record to 5-0, but Monday wasn’t all smiles.
GOD WHY AREN’T THEY TALKING ABOUT THE TEXANS?
/personality
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Don’t want to start a reging political discussion this morning
Then be a sweetheart and turn you computer off.
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agoodfella Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Nicole Scherzinger
If you took the DNA of every non Caucasian race, but it in a blender, poured it into a test tube, gave it a boob job and then took it to Stripper / Hooker finishing school, that’s pretty much spot on what the outcome would look like.
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ImJustSayin Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Then be a sweetheart and turn you computer off.
I’m sorry. It’s like a car crash that I just can’t look away from. Have Queefer and Kaiser gone into hiding? Moved to Canada? Moved to Sesame Street? I demand answers!
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NinoBrown Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Nick Swisher was “livid” because two Marlyand State Troopers asked for his and Jeter’s autograph during 9th inning of Game 1 of ALDS.
I know its incorrect protocol and everything but….people want Nick Swisher’s autograph?
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Fantastic story on the Patriots no-huddle offense. Features Oregon, too. [Globe]
Bedard’s writing style makes me cringe. It reminds me of a college freshman who thinks he is the next great wordsmith, but the content of that piece is excellent. He’s the one writer who is a d-bag to everyone that I follow, because he usually has pretty good info.
Peter King or Whitlock? Not a chance.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
If you took the DNA of every non Caucasian race, but it in a blender, poured it into a test tube, then Nicole Scherzinger would drink it
/assumes she’s a slut
//has no idea who she is
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Would have been better with Kardashian. Damn.
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Chelsea Chris Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
A non-Sabermetric look at Cabrera vs. Trout for MVP. [Good Guy at Sports]
Complete horseshit.
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Caribou Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
would have been tons better, or beaten Bama or aTm, but they sure as fuck wouldn’t be out there getting embarrassed in those 2 games.
now Auburn, yeah, they are fucking 45 degrees of terrible.
Like ARK +7.5 this past weekend. Arkbadger, sorry, but the coach definitely makes the difference in ARK case. Petrino had those guys primed and ready, I have no doubt your season would be 180 degrees. John L. Smith, is well, John L. Smith. He’s like that lovable ‘ol grandfather that smiles and jokes with you but you have no idea what he’s talking about.
/Crazy
//you’re also right on AUB, they’re terible
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heldover Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
If you took the DNA of every non Caucasian race, but it in a blender, poured it into a test tube, gave it a boob job and then took it to Stripper / Hooker finishing school, that’s pretty much spot on what the outcome would look like.
And I would have sex that outcome.
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Razor Shines Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Complete horseshit.
Yeah, because, GO TIGERS!
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s1rweeze Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I have the feeling today’s gonna be a “The Jets Lost. PANIC! OUTRAGE!” kind of day across the media and not a “The Texans won and are only undefeated team in the AFC” kind of day. Or maybe it’s just me.
/the narrative ALWAYS wins
ESPN.com, CBSSports.com and Yahoo Sports are all leading with the Texans being undefeated over any Jets stuff. Which narrative are you talking about, “theirs” or yours?
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heldover Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
I’m sorry. It’s like a car crash that I just can’t look away from. Have Queefer and Kaiser gone into hiding? Moved to Canada? Moved to Sesame Street? I demand answers!
Hey, hey, hey, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?
/Belding’d
//we agreed on no “stuff” this morning
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Then be a sweetheart and turn you computer off.
SHUT IT DOWN!
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Chelsea Chris Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Complete horseshit.
Yeah, because, GO TIGERS!
Yeah, because, the arguments are stupid.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
. But, just so we’re clear here, 4 points is not a difference of 4 hits per 100 at-bats. It’s a difference of 4 hits for every 1,000 at-bats.
Fucking christ. If the reader doesn’t understand place value, they probably won’t understand any sort of reasoning anyway.
It actually seemed like a fairly decent argument, but he completely lost me at that.
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KC Resident Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
dear lord everyone hates aTm round here…cmon naw, they’re not that bad. better than mizzou, that’s for sure.
That is like the lowest bar you could ever set to clear.
Dumbest name change of a rivalry for P.C. reasons? Has to be this one or maybe Missouri-Kansas.
Border Showdown just rolls of the tongue. As always, East Coast Lew Perkins can go fuck himself. Fucking coward.
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Caribou Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Saw Los Lobos at The Bottom Line in NYC in the late 70′s, early 80′s. Great show.
Could have seen them in ’87 if I had not been sitting in traffic on a bus along route US22 in downtown Pittsburgh on the way to the U2 concert.
/wish I had seen them open
//also missed Little Steven opening act.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Don’t want to start a reging political discussion this morning but just curious if the lefties on this Board are still as confident?
THE PATRIOTS LOST TO THE CARDINALS THEIR SEASON IS OVER
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Scalia Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Yeah, because, the arguments are stupid.
False.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Could have seen them in ’87
Half the people here had peer through the walls of their mother’s vagina to see 1987
/old guy’d
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Geeezeus Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Haven’t read any comments
I haven’t either, hoping today is a Brazzers type day rather than politics again.
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
my dad’s a huge los lobos fan.
/all i got
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heldover Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
THE PATRIOTS LOST TO THE CARDINALS THEIR SEASON IS OVER
WHO THEN LOST TO THE RAMS, HERETOFOR THE RAMS COULD BEAT THE PATS RIGHT NOW.
/stay on target!
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s1rweeze Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
I haven’t either, hoping today is a Brazzers type day rather than politics again.
What’s Natasha Nice been up to?
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ButtersBC Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
/stay on target!
This site suffers from lack of a commenter going by Porkins
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Clayton Cargill Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
ESPN.com, CBSSports.com and Yahoo Sports are all leading with the Texans being undefeated over any Jets stuff. Which narrative are you talking about, “theirs” or yours?
nobody’s talking about the Saints today, which is unfair to Drew Brees and the record he set. Everybody’s all Jets, Jets, Jets. Not a peep about the Texans being 5-0 anywhere.
/except those outlets you mentioned
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heldover Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
I haven’t either, hoping today is a Brazzers type day rather than politics again.
Watch out for one of the commentors here, though…he likes to point out everything wrong with the pornstars and hype the amateur stuff.
/team jayden james
//well, team curvy gals with big cans
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Jimmy Chitwood Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
This board is much livelier when politics is discussed, especially during the middle of a presidential campaign.
/there, i said it
//sits back and waits to be blasted
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YYSA Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
If you took the DNA of every non Caucasian race, but it in a blender, poured it into a test tube, gave it a boob job and then took it to Stripper / Hooker finishing school, that’s pretty much spot on what the outcome would look like.
I don’t know. Looks like a typical sortarican.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
my dad’s a huge los lobos fan.
/all i got
I’m hoping he pays “Ohio” tonight so I can applaud at “four dead in Ohio” and moritfy my girlfriend.
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Caribou Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Half the people here had peer through the walls of their mother’s vagina to see 1987
/old guy’d
That’s damn funny, I chuckled out loud in my cubicle.
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spencer096 Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
I’m hoping he pays “Ohio” tonight so I can applaud at “four dead in Ohio” and moritfy my girlfriend.
i lolled.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
It’s really hard to make a good case for Cabrera as MVP over Trout. It has to revolve around playoffs etc
However… unless you are on record as saying BEFORE the season that team success is most important in MVP voting, you are just trying to fit a narrative for whatever reason.
Also… if you are a fan of the team the player is on, you have no credibility anyway on the matter, so I’m dismissing all those arguments, unless you link to where you said “WAR doesn’t matter, playoffs and counting stats do”
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
/team jayden james
//well, team curvy gals with big cans
Agreed.
Great for pornstars, not great in real life, because boy oh boy does that bodystyle age the fastest and hardest.
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Clayton Cargill Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Half the people here had peer through the walls of their mother’s vagina to see 1987
/old guy’d
I once went to a Jan and Dean concert.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
sits back and waits to be blasted
/no coop?
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sousedbergin Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Plz send pics of 60 year olds with that body. kthxbye
65 or so.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
because boy oh boy does that bodystyle age the fastest and hardest.
Thank god Kate Upton can afford the most recent advances in cosmetic surgery.
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Scalia Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
It has to revolve around playoffs etc
I understand the importance of making the playoffs (even though individual award not a team one), but that argument is really hard in this instance when you consider the Angles had more wins and played a tougher schedule.
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YYSA Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Watch out for one of the commentors here, though
If by one of the commenters you mean ‘all’ the commenters being disgusted by that one guy (was it you?not sure) that still beats off to Gianna Michaels and other broken down horse buggies, then yes.
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agoodfella Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Fantastic story on the Patriots no-huddle offense.
/imagining when RG3 gets a couple seasons under his belt + Belichick type offense.
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Razor Shines Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I understand the importance of making the playoffs (even though individual award not a team one), but that argument is really hard in this instance when you consider the Angles had more wins and played a tougher schedule.
Right. The whole point of that post was that you have to look at what Cabrera and Trout did. Not Josh Hamilton, Justin Verlander, etc.
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s1rweeze Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Watch out for one of the commentors here, though…he likes to point out everything wrong with the pornstars and hype the amateur stuff.
I just think the HD era hasn’t been kind to certain people. News anchors, porn stars, Mick Jagger, etc.
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s1rweeze Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
If by one of the commenters you mean ‘all’ the commenters being disgusted by that one guy (was it you?not sure) that still beats off to Gianna Michaels and other broken down horse buggies, then yes.
I should just change my name to Amateur Porn Guy and get it over with
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ButtersBC Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
I just think the HD era hasn’t been kind to certain people
Brad Nessler looks like a damn Oompa Loompa
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Walking Underwear Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
snickerdoodles are a good all-around cookie, no argument i’m guessing
steve stone back to wsox booth
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AllWhoYonder Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
I’ve got Bieber Phever.
Kanter says Tweezer’s next.
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ButtersBC Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
steve stone back to wsox booth
He should be doing play-by-play, his excellence isn’t allowed to show itself with the Hawkaroo sucking all the oxygen out of the booth
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YYSA Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Whats the protocol on dead pornstars? Is their material off limits now? or if you murmur something while self gratifying does it just need to be in the past tense?
Asking for a friend.
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heldover Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
nobody’s talking about the Saints today, which is unfair to Drew Brees and the record he set.
Hey, it’s Tuesday. Folks dismissed it on Monday. I’m over it (in terms of what should be covered/talked about). Houston is 5-0. They’re the top dogs in the league. They OUGHT TO BE getting the props and credit.
If by one of the commenters you mean ‘all’ the commenters being disgusted by that one guy (was it you?not sure) that still beats off to Gianna Michaels and other broken down horse buggies, then yes.
Yeah, that’s me. And I fucking LOL’d extensively at the “horse buggies” comment. Like I said then, her vageen may be worn out, but the lady REALLY digs her sex with the guys AND the gals.
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Walking Underwear Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
because of the internet, there are no dead pornstars yysa
/team loni sanders
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Fixer Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
My first concert was Alice Cooper in 1974 at the Civic Arena in Pittsburgh, 1974. Great show, then came ZZ Top opening for Rush, and then came a host of others.
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GloriousMullet Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
STP’s Purple album motherfuckers
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YYSA Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Yeah, that’s me. And I fucking LOL’d extensively at the “horse buggies” comment. Like I said then, her vageen may be worn out, but the lady REALLY digs her sex with the guys AND the gals.
It was her appearance in Piranha that killed it for me.
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sousedbergin Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Whats the protocol on dead pornstars? Is their material off limits now? or if you murmur something while self gratifying does it just need to be in the past tense?
If they died because of sex (aids, champagne enema overdose) you can still indulge, if they died of something unrelated that’s fine too as long as you make alms to Dionysus.
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brian billick Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
How the hell do you work 12 hours a day as a cabbie in Vegas and only make $350 a week? What is his base salary, $1 an hour? I call bullshit. He should be making 400-500 a week in tips alone.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Whats the protocol on dead pornstars? Is their material off limits now? or if you murmur something while self gratifying does it just need to be in the past tense?
Asking for a frien
I saw off limits.
I can’t even watch Mr. Marcus videos anymore because of the syphilis outbreak. What an asshole.
My first concert was Alice Cooper in 1974 at the Civic Arena in Pittsburgh, 1974. Great show, then came ZZ Top opening for Rush, and then came a host of others.
Nice.
Young and co. are playing at Petersen Events Center, kind of figured they would have been playing Consol but whatever. Rush played Consol on 9/11 but I couldn’t go, ruined that holiday for me forever.
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heldover Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
If they died because of sex (aids, champagne enema overdose) you can still indulge, if they died of something unrelated that’s fine too as long as you make alms to Dionysus.
I defer to your genius on the subject.
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YYSA Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
/team loni sanders
a quick google search did not turn up that this old lady is dead. dead inside sure. But she is still alive according to the interwebs.
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Walking Underwear Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Florida cockroach-eater dies after winning contest
MIAMI — Edward Archbold was willing to do anything to win an exotic python — even eating bugs both crunchy and slimy.
His competitive spirit ended in tragedy.
After downing more than 20 giant creepy-crawlies, Archbold vomited, collapsed and died. The grand prize has been put aside in his name and will be given to his estate.
Friday night’s contest at a Deerfield Beach, Fla., reptile store started with a party atmosphere, with food and drink — besides the bugs. The insect-eating began with an eye on the prize: a female Ivory Ball python that sells for $700.
Florida! Fuck yeah!
i have a few party platforms, and i’m consistent
;
love for stangers with candy, beyonce and blake lively and heather graham and underdogs
if you are the best team, then you should be the champion
also, bugs are the solution to starvation. eat them, love them. great source of protein
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YYSA Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
How the hell do you work 12 hours a day as a cabbie in Vegas and only make $350 a week? What is his base salary, $1 an hour? I call bullshit. He should be making 400-500 a week in tips alone.
Cash tips go in pocket.
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Der Kaiser Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Speaking of porn, I’ve been on a quest to find more videos of this one chick. She was in the very first porn video I’ve ever watched. It was video made in late 90′s. It was a Sin city production and this white chick had short hair. Anyone know who I’m talking about?
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Nada Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Cardinals romp Nationals
Was not aware that verb could be used in that manner, but whatever.
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s1rweeze Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
The next SimCity looks friggin sweet
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Nada Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Lady Gaga vomited on stage
Thereby showing affinity with most of the listening audience.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
I’ve been on a quest to find more videos of this one chick. She was in the very first porn video I’ve ever watched.
Some walks down memory lane are best taken alone.
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Nada Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
So Florida has strict rules about cursing at a ref but everything else in the state is fair game.
Yeah, it’s not like he cut the ref’s throat or anything.
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Walking Underwear Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
ohhh yeah. it’s marty feldman’s first eye!
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YYSA Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
The next SimCity looks friggin sweet
I wonder if it will play on a tablet. Because if thats the case I am doomed.
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Walking Underwear Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Lady Gaga vomited on stage
Thereby showing affinity with most of the listening audience.
i’d be pissed if i was her guy. that body was all that was keeping her face passable
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Fixer Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Best concert ever for me was Zep at the Garden in 79. Kiss was also good with the original line up in 77-78.
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Nada Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
The guy who punched his lawyer (who was defending him on charges that he choked his girlfriend):
“I was upset because the solicitor was trying to incriminate me like I’m some bad guy.”
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Nada Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
i look forward to when Belichick is done coaching and he really opens up
Hellichick is the Calvin Coolidge of coaches. Looking forward to the day someone tells him they made a bet they could get him to say more than two words, and he replies, “You lose.”
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
It was a Sin city production and this white chick had short hair.
that’s like asking to find particular zebra with certain stripes in a herd of zebras.
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Nada Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Playoffs??? Don’t talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me?
/Mora’d
Diddly-poo!
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Nada Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
just ask the Saints what happens when you lose your head coach
He takes your defense with him?
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Nada Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Queefer pull a JoeBush/Vezina/Whatever name change?
Vez’s Wholesale Warehouse o’ Names, on the South SIde just off the Dan Ryan Freeway.
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Walking Underwear Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Vez’s Wholesale Warehouse o’ Names, on the South SIde just off the Dan Ryan Freeway.
no way dude. notebook in safe
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
I’m hoping he pays “Ohio” tonight so I can applaud at “four dead in Ohio” and moritfy my girlfriend.
2nd Pink Floyd show at Ohio Stadium, they played the riff from Ohio during “Run Like Hell.” I cheered…
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You People Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
First concert was Sergio Mendes and Brasil 66 — in 1966. I was 13 and these ladies dominated my every waking moment, and even a few when I was asleep. http://goo.gl/9ip
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You People Says:
October 9th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Sorry, link should be http://goo.gl/9ipA