Comments on: Pat Shurmur: First NFL Coach Fired? He’s the Runaway Favorite

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:25:14 +0000

Still waiting for Lynn Dickey: A Football Life
Tommy Kramer: A Football Life would be so amazing.
Art Schlichter: A Football Life. I’m betting they won’t roll the dice on that one.

Tony Mandarich: A Football Life. You won’t see a bigger bust anywhere else in sports television.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:05:51 +0000

Mmmm, coconut oil

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:56:36 +0000

Mine is presently strung out on caffeinated water, “Water Joe”.

thankfully, mine was only strung out on Cinnamon Dolce Latte from the Starbucks on the way into work. some of her fellow residents had an energy drink in hand whenever possible though.

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:55:27 +0000

while they don’t recommend it for medical reasons, I know residents consume gallons of that shit.

Mine is presently strung out on caffeinated water, “Water Joe”.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:52:49 +0000

5 Hour Energy has one of those campaigns now.

Shit. I think I’m confusing the two campaigns. Fuckity fuck. I’m still not apologizing though… fuck em both.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:52:44 +0000

I haven’t had a Red Bull in over ten years. I used to drink them during all night treks to the mountains to ski and they just turned me into a jittery mess in the morning.

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:51:41 +0000

“Doctors recommending Red Bull (not true at all).

while they don’t recommend it for medical reasons, I know residents consume gallons of that shit.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:50:53 +0000

and so Red Bull started their bullshit “Doctor-recommended” ad campaign. Horrible human beings.

5 Hour Energy has one of those campaigns now. I can tell you for a fact that no Doctor would recommend taking one of those extra strength ones. That shit is horrible for you.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:50:41 +0000

unless they do go winless… which is entirely possible and that’s never a good thing to associate with a team.

“Hey remember that 2-14 Jets team that went winless?”

“Nah. I do remember how numbers work though.”

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:49:46 +0000

And I still don’t have wings.

Did we say wings? Ooohhhh, oopsie, we meant to say “Red Bull gives you Parkinson’s Disease”

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:49:28 +0000

Who wants to start a class action lawsuit against Red Bull? Pretty sure that stuff is pure poison and they just wasted our time.

suing for time lost? so, your time is worth what per hour?

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:48:45 +0000

Vlad, I have a neighbor that is a 71 year old retired Hematologist. He drinks 4 to 6 Red Bulls a day. When I asked him if he drinks coffee he said, “No, it makes my stomach sour.”.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:48:17 +0000

What’s Rex’s contract situation like? Can’t imagine he goes this year unless they end up 4-12, think Jason’s right there.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:47:54 +0000

I don’t think Rex will get fired mid-season though, because there are too many excuses right now. Wouldn’t be shocked if he’s gone come January though.

midseason, no, unless they do go winless… which is entirely possible and that’s never a good thing to associate with a team.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:47:50 +0000

More of a letdown than Michael Shamburgler.

He’s actually more famous than BBoB even, if I could tell you who he really is you’d be shocked.

/McTibble

Who wants to start a class action lawsuit against Red Bull?

Doctors recommend if you are drinking Red Bull ANYWAY, may as well use the low-calorie version of the poison… and so Red Bull started their bullshit “Doctor-recommended” ad campaign. Horrible human beings.

By: chocolatedunker

chocolatedunker — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:46:56 +0000

rexy ryan

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:46:34 +0000

Still waiting for Lynn Dickey: A Football Life
Tommy Kramer: A Football Life would be so amazing.

Art Schlichter: A Football Life. I’m betting they won’t roll the dice on that one.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:46:21 +0000

And I still don’t have wings. False advertisement.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:45:47 +0000

Who wants to start a class action lawsuit against Red Bull? Pretty sure that stuff is pure poison and they just wasted our time.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 17:45:10 +0000

Mission aborted.

Good. Fuck Red Bull.