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By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:56:39 +0000

The dumbest bar trivia anger I had

My sister put together a team to compete in a charity fundraiser trivia contest. On the question, “What were the first words spoken on the Moon?” her team answered “The Eagle has landed.” The emcee refused to accept it and insisted it was “That’s one small step …”
Funny thing is, they were both wrong.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:48:56 +0000

BART THE FINK IS SEASON SEVEN YOU STUPID FUCK

THEY DON’T HAVE FUCKING NAMES CUNTARD WHAT YOUR GOING TO PUT DOWN SOME FUCKING AUSTIM PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY DRAWING OR A LENGTHY DESCRIPTIVE VIDEO SCRIPT FOR THE BLIND? IS THERE GOING TO BE A POLICE SKETCH ARTIST TO TAKE DOWN ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING ANSWERS? FUUUUUUCK.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:44:54 +0000

NRA4EVER

Goddammit, that’s from the 138th show

I’m getting rusty, as well. I originally put NRA4LIFE, but that didn’t sound right so I google.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:41:22 +0000

Coincidence?

Fire made it better.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:40:23 +0000

The dumbest bar trivia anger I had involved the guy asking which bowl became the Hawaii Bowl and he accepted the Oahu Bowl even though it was the fucking Aloha Bowl

/Eye begins twitching again

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:40:19 +0000

Limited to the first 11 seasons

BART THE FINK IS SEASON SEVEN YOU STUPID FUCK

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:39:00 +0000

At Krusty’s funeral when Mel says “And all the other Sideshows” the camera pans past several people, those are the only ones I can think of.

Limited to the first 11 seasons, need a perfect score to win generally, top 3 teams get a box of donuts. Winning team has reserved seating for the next months which is huge because 300 plus people cram into the place.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:37:08 +0000

I got furious with a trivia guy once for asking “who is the only character to feature with five fingers on The Simpsons” and I wrote down Bart and Lisa because they have five fingers in Lady Bouvier’s Lover, even though he was looking for God. Dude wouldn’t give me the point.

That bar later burned down.

Coincidence?

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:34:42 +0000

Shit is it Phil? Motherfuck. He was never on screen he died in the canon.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:33:32 +0000

I would have put down Sideshow Cecil and argued for the point

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:32:26 +0000

You forgot SIdeshow Paul you FUCKING RETARD!
/we will keep your resume on file
//let you know if we have an opening
///only a 13 hour drive or whatever

Pretty sure there are more.

At Krusty’s funeral when Mel says “And all the other Sideshows” the camera pans past several people, those are the only ones I can think of.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:31:35 +0000

NRA4EVER

Goddammit, that’s from the 138th show…I need to be unemployed again so I can waste hours on end rewatching the show, ever since the syndicated episodes all became newer ones my grasp on the details has waned

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:30:48 +0000

2. Sideshow Mel, Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Raheem, Sideshow Luke Perry

You forgot SIdeshow Paul you FUCKING RETARD!

/we will keep your resume on file
//let you know if we have an opening
///only a 13 hour drive or whatever

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:30:29 +0000

When Maggie gets scanned in the opening credits, how much does the register show she’s worth?

NRA4EVER.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:29:04 +0000

When Maggie gets scanned in the opening credits, how much does the register show she’s worth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR9xoDSz5mA

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:28:16 +0000

When Maggie gets scanned in the opening credits, how much does the register show she’s worth?

$300-something in the original credits (at least that’s what I think they said in the 138th Episode Spectacular) but I think in the clearer HD ones now it has a higher amount

By: heldover

heldover — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:27:36 +0000

The Revenge of Abe Lincoln
The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:27:25 +0000

Reminds me of the time one guy’s chute failed to open at W.Va. Bridge Day one year. According to one newspaper report, “he hit with a loud crack.”

/Pours one out for the Bungee category

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:27:14 +0000

Note to self: Never challenge Moleman to a Simpsons trivia contest for cash

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:26:18 +0000

OK, here’s one I’ve never gotten a straight answer on:

When Maggie gets scanned in the opening credits, how much does the register show she’s worth?