Comments on: State Troopers Assigned to Yankee Dugout Asked for Autographs During the Ninth Inning

By: Brian Farrell

Brian Farrell — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 08:51:17 +0000

These two little butt nuggets (Jeter & Swisher) need to gain some perspective – they are payed OBSCENE amounts of money to play a FREAKIN GAME that they love to play – we should all be so lucky. Get a grip, a-holes…

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 23:58:39 +0000

COY Award.

/Caption of the Year

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:44:28 +0000

I don’t read the comments on Reddit. I just open the posts with an imgur file included.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:43:42 +0000

i don’t read the comments or the posts.

that’s because you can’t read.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:41:47 +0000

i don’t read the comments or the posts.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:40:25 +0000

GOD DAMNIT PL Stabbin beat me to it
And kaiserwilhelmreems beat PL Stabbin to it. And I beat kaiserwilhelmreems by putting it in the post.
Yeah, but no one reads the posts.

Or the comments. Rellegedly.

By: Nada

Nada — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:35:27 +0000

GOD DAMNIT PL Stabbin beat me to it
And kaiserwilhelmreems beat PL Stabbin to it. And I beat kaiserwilhelmreems by putting it in the post.

Yeah, but no one reads the posts.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:32:15 +0000

GOD DAMNIT PL Stabbin beat me to it

And kaiserwilhelmreems beat PL Stabbin to it. And I beat kaiserwilhelmreems by putting it in the post.

By: Nada

Nada — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:30:19 +0000

GOD DAMNIT PL Stabbin beat me to it because I was tied up doing a tasteless Horatio joke over in the throat-cutting post.

Also, chickenfucker.

By: Nada

Nada — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:28:28 +0000

State Troopers Assigned to Yankee Dugout Asked for Autographs During the Ninth Inning

Hopefully they also got a gift basket from The Captain as well.

By: gfunk supreme

gfunk supreme — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:28:16 +0000

super troopers assigned to yankee dugout asked for autographs right meow.
That movie came out 11 years ago and I’m still not sick of it.

Yeah that was the second funniest thing I’ve read here all day (after MLB ratings being shitty in 1880).

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:27:05 +0000

Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer?

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:24:12 +0000

“What’s up, horny bitches. Now, I could have bought $100 worth of pudding, but I had to go all the way home, and get $240 worth of pudding.”

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:23:50 +0000

super troopers assigned to yankee dugout asked for autographs right meow.

That movie came out 11 years ago and I’m still not sick of it.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:17:37 +0000

He should have given them a gift basket and called it a day.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:17:27 +0000

super troopers assigned to yankee dugout asked for autographs right meow.

By: TimmyTheEnchanter

TimmyTheEnchanter — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:16:20 +0000

It’s just too bad the New York media shrivels up like Costanza when in the Captain’s presence,

Ian O’Connor is my personal favorite. Would wash Jeter’s balls if only he asked him.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:14:57 +0000

what they don’t tell you is one of the officers told Jeter he’d rather have one of his gift baskets, wink wink

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:10:29 +0000

Mr. November should have just coldly and calmly cut their throats. Then sent a gift basket to the wives.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:08:02 +0000

Fantastic caption Hernia