Marcus Camby Hurt, Rasheed Wallace Out of Shape, Knicks Awesome
I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich New York Knicks squad. Preseason games haven’t even started yet and the New York newspapers are already going in on the old ball club because of a few little injuries. Let’s see how the New York Daily News is handling Marcus Camby’s first injury of the year:
The Knicks’ new senior-citizen bench brigade has absorbed its first blow of the season and the victim will come as no surprise.
Marcus Camby, who was signed to a three-year deal over the summer despite a long history of injuries, including when he played at the Garden earlier in his NBA career, has been KO’d from the first two preseason games by a strained left calf. The injury occurred in only the fourth practice of training camp and was revealed in an MRI.
The injury came as a surprise to Camby. In fact, it was almost as big a surprise to Camby as his contract.
Perhaps because of his history of injuries and long career, Camby privately told teammates when he arrived for training camp that he was surprised he received a three-year deal worth $13.1 million.
That is awesome. Now let’s see the New York Post is handling Camby’s injury.
Marcus Camby has picked up where he left off during his first Knicks stint.
Fears this graybeard team would be susceptible to health woes already are being realized as the Knicks announced Camby will miss seven to 10 days with a left calf strain after an MRI exam.
So we have the “Senior-Citizen Bench Brigade and the “Graybeard Team.” Good job everyone. At least Camby is the only one having trouble in camp, right? Ha! More form the Post:
In addition, Amar’e Stoudemire missed practice yesterday with a sore ankle after being held out of Friday’s scrimmage. To boot, Rasheed Wallace has not been cleared to scrimmage, deemed not in good enough shape.
That’s right, Rasheed Wallace is not in shape. This is surprising since Wallace was just logging 17 minutes a game in the playoffs for the Celtics… in 2010.
It is unknown whether Wallace will scrimmage before the Washington game. The 38-year-old has been on the side doing core exercises. The Knicks are treating him like fine china following a two-year absence.
“He’s not ready yet,’’ said Woodson, who hasn’t guaranteed Wallace a roster spot. “It’s conditioning. He’s just not there where you want him to be. He’ll get there eventually. We’re doing things to get him in shape. It’s not always running up and down the floor to get in shape. Other things you can do as well.”
I am just as shocked as you are. Before you go, take a look at that picture up there. That is Rasheed Wallace, his super long shorts, Kurt Thomas and Marcus Camby. They are a combined 118 years old.
[New York Post, New York Daily News]
Previously: Rasheed Wallace Provides Veteran Guidance By Teaching Iman Shumpert How to Shoot Left-Handed 3-Pointers
Previously: New York Knicks: Oldest Team in NBA History

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October 8th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Well, atleast that clubhouse cancer Lin is gone.
October 8th, 2012 at 12:27 PM
those are goucho pants, dummy.
October 8th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
god dammit that’s a lot of words for the 13th best team in the NBA
October 8th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich
Well done Stephen.
October 8th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
The NBA. It’s fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntastic
October 8th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
cultural phenomenon on par with baggy shorts that was introduced by the Fab Five….hurry…give him a 30 for 30 doc
October 8th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
I had a pair of these in the 80s when they were called Jams.
October 8th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Are we sure that Isiah didn’t put this team together?
October 8th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Signal flare for CJ and her short man lust: Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman have separated.
October 8th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
An NBA post in October. About the Knicks. Awesome.
October 8th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
I think its the best way to kick off team by team previews
October 8th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
i guess DeVito figured that if David Cross could get Amber Tamblyn he could do better than Rhea Pearlman.
October 8th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
An NBA post in October. About the Knicks. Awesome.
I didn’t bother reading the post and wasn’t going to click to get in her. I’m glad I did. I had no idea DeVito was fucking Mac’s wife in real life.
/Didn’t click any other links.
October 8th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Devito was in a movie with a skinny actress whose name i cant remember but she in the movie discovers orgasms and he’s one of those ugly guys who knows how to make women purr but he blows it bc he’s so insecure about his looks
Or something
October 8th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
When the media is snarling
And the fat guys and flying
It’s another Knicks’ year!
October 8th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Devito was in a movie with a skinny actress whose name i cant remember but she in the movie discovers orgasms and he’s one of those ugly guys who knows how to make women purr but he blows it bc he’s so insecure about his looks
Or something
You could write for IMDB, Joe.
October 8th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
I no longer believe in love anymore
October 8th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Hey butters…i have a way of thinking everything relates to me. So what was the deal with the #joebush hashtag on the TBLChicago tweets?
October 8th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
A three-year contract? This blows my mind.
October 8th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
You mean there are injuries in training camp????? The horror!!!!
October 8th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
No one knows, it just all happened so fast and before we knew it a worldwide phenomenon was born
October 8th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
A three-year contract? This blows my mind.
The Knicks are currently scouting Gary Matthews Jr.
October 8th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
I think the Knicks would be interested in Grady Sizemore. He’s available at 5 years, $9m per season.
October 8th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman have separated.
Did they have kids? They gotta be horrendous.
October 8th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Thanks for clarifying butters.
Kc how do you know i dont write for this imdb?
October 8th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
hard to say, but guests have heard strange noises coming from beneath the stairs so it’s possible.
October 8th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
I knew there was something I forgot at Wal-Mart. Dang it.
October 8th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
http://deadspin.com/5949642/heres-the-ohio-state-marching-bands-shout-out-to-video-games
On the off-chance some of you don’t follow Deadspin, or haven’t seen if this was dropped earlier… but tOSU band is freaking awesome. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, and the crowd goes crazy.
October 8th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
my english teacher in HS was the mascot for Minnesota in the late 80′s early 90′s. when they played tOSU, the band and tOUS mascot started a fight between the bands. tOSU mascot took the buckeye, or whatever stick he has, and cracked my english teacher over the head. i haven’t looked at a band or mascot the same way knowing their propensity for violence.
October 8th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
The Exploding Escalade Inevitable, especially when he starts partying with Billy Joel.
October 8th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
October 8th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Take it from someone who was there, it was badass. OSU’s director of band retired last year. The guy that took over was his assistant for several years. Evidently, he was just waiting to get the gig. The dude has put together unreal halftime shows. OSU’s band (TBDBITL) was always popular, but NO ONE leaves at halftime now. And Saturday’s show with the video game tribute and the kicking horse was awesome.