Houston Texans at New York Jets: Embrace the Ugly, Be Prepared to Laugh
Everytime Mark Sanchez drops back to pass, he’ll be looking at these targets: Clyde Gates, Lex Hilliard, Konrad Reuland, Jason Hill and Jeremy Kerley. Who are they? Got me. Only one of them was on the preseason roster. Kerley was the team’s No. 3 WR in the season opener. How are those guys – whoever they are – supposed to get separation against the 3rd best pass defense in the NFL? They better hurry, too – the Jets’ offensive line has not protected Sanchez well since the season opener, and the Texans have 13 sacks through four games.
The Jets are done, finished, kaput. My only Jets’ chatter the rest of the way will be evaluating their free agents, targeting draft picks, and tossing out replacement ideas for inept GM Mike Tannenbaum, a guy I’ve been railing against since April.
The Times went after Tannenbaum today:
Of the 65 players on the Jets’ roster as of Friday, 26 were acquired through the draft, the ninth-lowest percentage in the N.F.L., according to the Elias Sports Bureau.
…
In Ryan’s four drafts, the Jets have made 21 picks — tied with New Orleans for fewest in the N.F.L. Nineteen of the league’s 32 teams drafted a Pro Bowl player in that time, with three (Packers, Patriots, Steelers) taking multiple, but the Jets are not one of them. None of their players acquired for picks have been so honored, either.
So. GM ideas, anyone?
Oh, right, MNF … I’m thinking 41-13 Texans, but I’ll be happy with Houston winning by 10 or more. This could be such a bloodbath*, I’ll switch over to baseball before halftime (and then Revolution at 10).
And no, I don’t think Sanchez should be pulled after the Jets get steamrolled … give him a shot on the road against the Colts before you go to Tebow. I predicted that in the preseason, and I’ll stick with it.
[For what it's worth, the esteemed Jason Lisk relayed his pick tonight: Jets 16, Texans 13. I don't think he was kidding.]
Related: Jets 2012 Season Preview
Related: Tim Tebow is Not the Answer For the Jets, Replacing Mike Tannenbaum at GM is
Related: When the Jets Miss the Playoffs in 2012, New York GM Mike Tannebaum Will Be the Scapegoat and Lose His Job
* Naturally, my over-confidence in the Texans means the Jets find a way to show up, the Jets get a freakish score or two, and Houston plays its worst game of the season. Gosh, I hope this doesn’t happen.
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October 8th, 2012 at 8:10 PM
houston 1,546 nyj -7
October 8th, 2012 at 8:11 PM
So. GM ideas, anyone?
Scott Pioli will be looking for work come January.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:13 PM
houston 1,546 nyj -7
Played at the Space Jam Dome.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:15 PM
TBL! TBL!
October 8th, 2012 at 8:16 PM
Let’s go Texans by 7.5. No longer in contention for fat stacks fucking green BAY!, but I’ll still settle for skinny stacks. Minus the “S”. A single stack. Not really a stack. Fuck it. You know what I mean. Go Texans. God Dammit.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:21 PM
So this is the escape clause? “everything written above means they will lose, and lose badly. BUT, there is a chance they can win”. Possible outcome qualifiers/hedges are the worst.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:25 PM
eric mangini.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:26 PM
Sanchez’s head is knocked off in the first quarter. Then, fittingly, during the 666th Monday Night football game, Tebow breaks his leg, and God-willing (or maybe Satan willing), we don’t have to hear about that fucking asshole till next season.
/Agnostic
//Too much of a pussy to be a full blown atheist…
October 8th, 2012 at 8:31 PM
Needs more Tebow. And I’m being serious, with that list of receivers just run the veer offense.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:37 PM
TEBOW!!!!!
October 8th, 2012 at 8:40 PM
Need 21 points from the Texans D to win.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:40 PM
Lisk to make the grocery list and do the shopping
/two kids in the cart, one riding on the outside, one running out of sight
October 8th, 2012 at 8:41 PM
no hedge. would rather have fantasy & -9 cover than a meaningless win in a season that is completely shot. seriously.
win every other game but this one.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:42 PM
Owen Daniels already shredding the Jets “D”.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:43 PM
Andre johnson is a pussy
October 8th, 2012 at 8:44 PM
big 3rd down! heck, if the Texans scored 3 defensive TDs to win 21-0, i’d be thrilled.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
Local boy naperville central
October 8th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
Haha. Houston just toying with the Jets
October 8th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
Wow. Schaub faked the entire defense.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Everyones local
October 8th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Cromartie sucks
October 8th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
damn, Gina.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:48 PM
I guess I can appreciate that.
/team Panthers
//shoots self
October 8th, 2012 at 8:50 PM
How many jets dead
October 8th, 2012 at 8:51 PM
That makes it all better.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
False start. It’s not like the Jets even care anymore.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
How many jets dead
over/under 2.5 ?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
Holy shit, these guys couldn’t have started any worse. I mean this is rough to watch.
Jason – do the casual football fans in the NJ/NY area just follow whichever team is playing better?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
BRING IN GREG MCELROY!!!!!
October 8th, 2012 at 8:53 PM
I see orioles pitching is back to letting yankees on base while not getting outs. No worries…a-rod will gag.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Tiger Woods apologized to Ryder Cup rookies for poor play at Medinah
Did he plow their wives afterwards?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Looks like Cushing is maintaining his “prescribed” meds routine.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:53 PM
I might watch 90210 during commercials.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Jim….gabe carimi
October 8th, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Does anyone know how expensive lasik surgery is?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Might?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Will Jets fans cheer if/when Sanchez gets hurt?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Most are Giants fans, so yes.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Did i miss the afternoon baseball post?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
I dont think one was written, vez
October 8th, 2012 at 8:56 PM
Dembones…is sanchez a gladiator?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:57 PM
Jason – do the casual football fans in the NJ/NY area just follow whichever team is playing better?
McIntyre has always been a Jets fan.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:57 PM
Jets made a defensive stop!
/wanking
October 8th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
1-800-doctorb
The extra “B” is for bargain!
October 8th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
Say what?!?! Ap?
Houston is going to play down to the competition huh?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
somewhat surprised they got a 3 and out there.
October 8th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
I think football wise in the metro area, its pretty split. Not many casual football fans there. Its definitely not like baseball where the bandwagon is constantly adding new passengers
October 8th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
is sanchez a gladiator?
Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:59 PM
re-watching the end of season two of the walking dead. much better than this so-called football game…
October 8th, 2012 at 8:59 PM
I believe he likes movies about gladiators. Does that count?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:59 PM
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
October 8th, 2012 at 8:59 PM
what a “slide” by Ichiro! 1-0 yanks still in the top of 1st
October 8th, 2012 at 9:00 PM
not that I’m aware of. you pick a team early, stick with it. mine: Knicks, Jets, Yankees.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Ap a local place is advertising 500 off so its at least 501
October 8th, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Argo looks like a great movie. Affleck is a great director and has improved as an actor. He has admitted that during his time with J-Lo, he made many bad career choices
October 8th, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Do Tebow and Sanchez have their own change room or do they wait until everyone else is dressed?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Thomas wouldn’t have dropped that
October 8th, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Drop
October 8th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
He has admitted that during his time with J-Lo, he made many bad career choices
I pretty sure most of us would have. I know I wood.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
That looked like a good pass to me on 3rd down. What was that receiver doing?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
1st round bust.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
so close, Timmy, so close
October 8th, 2012 at 9:03 PM
I would only have made good decisions when with jlo….doink decisions
October 8th, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Is Quinton Coples still in the league?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:04 PM
Ok, who took the NYJ +9.5 ?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Former dolphin, enough said that was Clyde gates, soprano brought him in
October 8th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Bet the Jets had been waiting for Tebow’s first throw for weeks. hoping the D wouldn’t expect it. Then, Hill dropped it. have to grab that
October 8th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Luckily Matt Schaub is playing, otherwise this would be a blowout.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Hey, cromartie did something other than be ignorant of birth control!
October 8th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Ok, who took the NYJ +9.5 ?
Hopefully nobody that actually wanted to win money.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Wow. Houston went from unstoppable to terrible in two possessions.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
Cromartie pick the equivalent of a bad punt.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
That was a Hillbilly toss. Throw to Posey dumbass.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
figured that out long ago. however, I don’t keep tabs on the goings on of the NY sports.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:08 PM
The Orioles suck. I could hit Andy Petite.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:09 PM
That wasnt PI, stupid ref
October 8th, 2012 at 9:09 PM
Jets new offensive scheme is ground breaking with constant hail marys for pass interference flags and punting on second down.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:09 PM
Clyde Gates? Circus catch!
who is Clyde Gates?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:09 PM
Meth, how did it go this weekend? I had a nice hit last nite with the Saints, got me +65 this weekend
October 8th, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Al Green > Shonn Greene
October 8th, 2012 at 9:11 PM
Sanchez!
October 8th, 2012 at 9:11 PM
Mark sanchez is flawed but he will hit open receivers. ryan fitzpatrick overthrows open receivers when they will go untouched into the end zone
October 8th, 2012 at 9:11 PM
TebOH ill just sit back down
October 8th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Former Fin. That TD is what I need. I’ve got Schaub in fantasy, I need the passing yards and nos. rolling to win my game tonite
October 8th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Could have been picked if the DB turned around sooner.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
The dude the Fins cut on Hard Knocks.
Tebow ignited the offense. He deserves all the credit for that TD.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
If it werent for the browns and jags, the bills could get the #1 pick!
/i quit
October 8th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Meth, how did it go this weekend?
Packers fucked me on an 11 team $225 win, but I broke even last night with a 3 team card, and Texans are the last team I need on a separate 3 team card.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Vlad going to comment like Skip Bayless all night. You should commit to the role
October 8th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
I had a nice hit last nite with the Saints
That actually was my final clincher on that 3 team card last night, too.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Anyone catch Dexter this weekend? This show is getting realllllllllly good.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
arian foster, break em off somethin
October 8th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Meth, I hope you hit it. I’m waiting for the college games in the middle of the week to get me rolling again.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:15 PM
jets defense had a bigger gash than a used up porn star on that run play.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:15 PM
I’m thinking over 250 comments … 400 if it is a close game
October 8th, 2012 at 9:16 PM
yeah, it’s getting the swagger back, i’m worried about the ukranians though.
i was wondering why dexter didn’t just strip jamie’s boyfriend and leave him outside a school. that would have solved that problem.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
It’s easy to comment when your sitting on the floor with an iPad and autocorrect lol
October 8th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
I just read the column Skip Bayless wrote for ESPN.com today. LOL. “My year of living Tebow”, “i’m the only objective person when it comes to Tebow”. I bust J-Mac for trolling but Bayless is the biggest troll and is actually serious. Jason likes to screw with us. Bayless believes everything he ever says.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
what a waste for the texans. i didn’t think the texans would just assume they could score 33 just by putting 11 on the field against the jets, but that’s what it feels like.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Rex looks pissed because he has to wear that pink hat
October 8th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Tebow ignited the offense. He deserves all the credit for that TD.
Teach the controversy!
October 8th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Wait, a team plays with heart? What is this concept?
/bills
October 8th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
I need that drama to get squashed, real quick. He’s making Dexter his bitch, and we know how that usually ends.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:22 PM
If they dont use tebow on 4th and inches, just fold up for the rest of the year
October 8th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
which is why i was hoping for something a bit different than just leaving him at the park bench. i got a bad feeling when dexter found out he planted kiddie porn on that guys computer for revenge.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:24 PM
Ha, the kiddie porn should be of concern to Dex. I’m more concerned about the stuff they showed in the next episode trailer…
October 8th, 2012 at 9:24 PM
Good job, rex
October 8th, 2012 at 9:24 PM
Colored me schocked
October 8th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
Im done with fucking breast cancer and the pink
How bout brown for colon cancer?
Blue for testicular cancer?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
I support cancer.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
if you didn’t see the Ichiro play … Mike just got a GIF and it is posted
October 8th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
TE trips and falls and misses the catch. Is that all Sanchez throws is 7 yd outs?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
i can’t remember what that was. remind me?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
Sanchez.. I feel for him..guys tripping over air
October 8th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
i agree on the grounds that all the attention dedicated to two cancers overshadows the worst, like pancreatic cancer, which needs more research.
but pink sells hats…
October 8th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
Quinn and Bautisa fuck each other.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
that’s right, i nearly forgot, Bautista was in the gimp outfit
October 8th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
Remember Victor swiping the bracelet off trunk girl’s arm while he is fleeing the scene? looks like it was on his wrist when he got deep-sixed, and the bracelet has a tracking function
October 8th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
I’m gonna say this and hope I don’t offend anyone. Does the breast cancer support/pink ribbon seem more as a marketing to the female demographic for nfl football or an actual support & awareness of this terrible disease. I told my wife yesterday I think the nfl is full of shit
/says the man who’s wife is going for a mammogram tomorrow
October 8th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
How bout brown for colon cancer?
Or they could just make them stick a long piece of TP to the bottom of their cleets.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
I told my wife yesterday I think the nfl is full of shit
I think them offering to donate proceeds and then not doing so would be illegal as fuck.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
It’s not about cancer research. It’s about “awareness” and the NFL maximizing profit using white guilt.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
Pink
My kid played a 13u baseball tournament Sunday. There’s a team that wears hot pink jerseys with black pants. Hideous. Egregious.
And their coaches where shirts that say “Save 2nd base”. Classy.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
AP, if no one has answered yet, it cost $3,000 when I did it about four years ago at a legitimate place. Worth every dime but you can see why they can advertise $500 off.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
Theres that 31st ranked run defense!!
October 8th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
Ill never be able to afford it, but thanks for the info, rollo. Just been curious about it
October 8th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
Why are the Jets playing D with 10 men? Did someone get a red card? Is that a new Goodell ‘player safety’ rule? That is embarrassing.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
Ill never be able to afford it
Time to get cookin’ then, dude. Got an RV? And an insatiable desire for fat stacks, yo?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
that’s right
i just hope it’s not a misdirection or no payoff
October 8th, 2012 at 9:37 PM
I have astigmatism and its some of the worst in the US percentage-wise. I’d love to get it and not wear glasses anymore, but I’m paranoid if anything ever happened during the procedure to affect my eyesight
October 8th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
I never like to see anyone get hurt but Cushing … karma dude.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
And breast cancer is a cancer that already has enough awareness. Not too cynical to say it’s to attract female viewers. Each sport should do this for a different cancer.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
Jets going for it again?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
Could be 2 for 2 here
October 8th, 2012 at 9:42 PM
Cushiness done, of course unless they pull out the long needle and shoot him up
October 8th, 2012 at 9:42 PM
Why not give Tebow the ball on the sneak?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:42 PM
Where did cotchery endup? Jerricho is a cool name
October 8th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
“you have a fullback playing quarterback”…no joke.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
I think cotchery is a stiller now
October 8th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Looks like cromartie beat his man and Sanchez threw it late, go figure
October 8th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Holy Hillbilly under throw!
October 8th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
Cromartie…keep running those 9 routes, brotha. Just stay in bounds next time.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
ORIOLES! Basesloaded single for davis off pettite. 2-1 o’s
October 8th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Wow, Close to being a fumble
October 8th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
Was cro really on offense?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
hope to have video of the play that hurt Cushing. looked like a dirty block from behind by Slausen.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
Yes, lets keep playing jeter at shortstop. Every team doesnt mind his bad defense
October 8th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
Nice D Jeets. That Orioles 3B Coach should be fired.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:51 PM
Bad baserunning by Hardy. Could have made it 3-1 but didnt go home when coach was giving him the go sign.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:51 PM
Vlad, the coach waved him home. Hardy didnt go
October 8th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
Just a hunch that Applebees revenues are down this year over last.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
Everyone loves his range, just ask mrs. Cankles
October 8th, 2012 at 9:53 PM
Jets linebackers are as bad as redskin lbs
October 8th, 2012 at 9:53 PM
Vladdy your twitter feed is….interesting
October 8th, 2012 at 9:53 PM
I love that woman’s comment, “it must be exhausting”. She has know idea
October 8th, 2012 at 9:56 PM
Berman is worse than rob Ryan
October 8th, 2012 at 9:58 PM
Huh? I signed up for twitter a long time ago only for the purpose of giving TST my email for a baseball league. Never logged into it since and that was like 3 years ago. What feed?
October 8th, 2012 at 9:58 PM
Not a fan of Sanchez, but damn, tehre must be a dozen college teams with a batter set of skill players than the Jets. That stat about catches by running backs was absurd. I don’t care how complex the offense is and how dumb Joe McKnight apparently is, send his ass in and say “Swing to the left, catch the ball, run.”
October 8th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
Lucky bounce
October 8th, 2012 at 10:00 PM
“one of the better plays the Jets have had”
Brutal.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:01 PM
how dumb Joe McKnight apparently is
Is that really part of the problem.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
squawk, we were thinking the same thing here. Offensive balance, whatever.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Just added 2 GIFs of the play that sidelined Brian Cushing. dirty? You make the call
October 8th, 2012 at 10:04 PM
dirty? You make the call
Absolutely.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Wufe brought me blue moon pumpkin beer. Not the craft beer i had in mind considering the awesome whole foods selection
October 8th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Wufe brought me blue moon pumpkin beer.
Man your wife sounds fucking awesome. It sounds like that’s all she does is bring home beer for you.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Saw that coming…
October 8th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Was there ever any question an INT would happen on that drive?
October 8th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Jeez. You were driving, already in FG range. What the heck?
October 8th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
wouldn’t happen
October 8th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Fruit + beer = not for me
October 8th, 2012 at 10:08 PM
That’s the Sanchez we all know.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:08 PM
how dumb Joe McKnight apparently is
My kid’s football team has a kid like this. Fast as hell and elusive but he has no ability to retain play info so he only plays about 30% of the plays. He’ll never make it on the HS team.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:09 PM
JJ Watt with the tip on the pick.
As someone with the Texans D, i can’t believe he didn’t score on the pick.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:09 PM
Vladdy its been compromised by a survey-taking business. Pretty funny
Todays was ‘kickass! I made 400 dollars last week taking surveys!’
Theres like 15 of them with a different variation of ‘kickass’ to start things off
October 8th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Fruit + beer = not for me
Me either but still, I think that’s the 3rd time in a week I’ve seen him make a comment about his wife bringing him beer home. It’s not delivery. It’s beer.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
Jeter. Hilarious
October 8th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
Fruit + beer = not for me
And oh yea, pumpkins are vegetables.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
Jeter. Hilarious
Details?
October 8th, 2012 at 10:14 PM
Yeah meth she’s a peach
Pumpkins a fruit?
Anyway i mostly agree that i dont like fruit in beer except shandy but so many folks here have been discussing pumpkin beer i decided to try a few. She brought me some from o’fallon brewery the other day. I lkked it more than this blue moon
October 8th, 2012 at 10:14 PM
pumpkins are vegetables
/Clemson’d
October 8th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
There’s only one “Boomer”, and it ain’t Berman. I get kinda tired of folk calling Berman “Boomer” or “Boom”.
/Internet outrage – set on max
October 8th, 2012 at 10:15 PM
Yea I stand corrected on that. My bad.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:16 PM
My wife doesn’t know what to buy me with regard to beer and liquor.
Typically, I’m a penny-pincher with many of my purchases, but not with liquor and she has never learned that.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Only Blue Moon I ever had tasted like shit. Some kind of summer ale I think.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:19 PM
So who’s giving Pettite his injections now?
I would say Swisher, but his wife’s hot. Jeter gets plenty of tail without him. Gotta be A-Rod … birds of a feather and all that?
October 8th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Jeter had to run to his right to field the ball. Threw to first, way high. tex was lucky to catch it. Runner safe on the error. Naturally, the orioles did nothing to capitalize
October 8th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Like i said…i wouldnt have picked it.
The thing tgat makes baseball tedious in the regular season is awesome in tge postseason: length of game…i can turn to a close game in the 7th or 8th
October 8th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Gotta look up Jim in Fall River on youtube for a classic andy pettite rant from jim rome show a few years back.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:22 PM
jim rome
Douche.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
Squawk my wife works at a whole foods…so not only do they have a killer craft beer section but she also gets 20% off. Makes craft beer prices more palatable
October 8th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
jim rome
Douche Extraordinaire.
Fixed. Phenomenal.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Sweet – yeah – that’s a fantastic delivery mechanism and pricing scheme.
Cheers.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Goddam phone fucking up my ‘th..’ words
October 8th, 2012 at 10:26 PM
I agree on jim rome. The caller bit is funny, though
October 8th, 2012 at 10:27 PM
I’m out. Today was a holiday for me, this week’s gonna suck, I have to leave early for a football game tomorrow and I haven’t had any alcohol tonight.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Sanchez cant even hand the fucking ball off, put Tebow in already. Pathetic.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Texans just have that blah aura. Green infection perhaps
October 8th, 2012 at 10:30 PM
put Tebow in already.
At their pace of injuries he’ll be the only player they’ve got left in about 3 weeks.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Dre johnson needs a better qb
October 8th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
No need to throw
October 8th, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Ugh. Cmon step on neck
October 8th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Casey seems valuable
October 8th, 2012 at 10:38 PM
So meth whatever happened with dog and ex?
October 8th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
Taking over, unopposed
October 8th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
meth whatever happened with dog and ex?
Still have the dog. I thought she was coming back the 1st of this month, but I don’t know now. It was supposed to be a 6 month deployment, and 6 months was October 1st. If I end up having to keep him too much longer she’s not getting him. I’ve already spent enough of my time and money on him and trained him.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
McKnight! It ain’t over, it ain’t over.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Fuck
October 8th, 2012 at 10:44 PM
Your team is bad and you should feel bad.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:44 PM
Its great seeing sanchez put up the finger
October 8th, 2012 at 10:44 PM
jet’s would be in good shape if they could have the texans kick off to them instead of going on offense
October 8th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
Put Tebow in for the 4th quarter!
October 8th, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Soused whats the canadian equivalent of columbus day? Drunk Puritan Goes Too Far North Day?
October 8th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
I’m surprised the JETS are still in this game
October 8th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
i’d like to see fireman ed and tebow
October 8th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
That tight end is fast
October 8th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
onside kick? Really?
October 8th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
The one pass he threw earlier hit the guy on the money and he dropped it.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
for at least another 6 yards.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Vez, i believe today is Canadian Thanksgiving.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Vladdy did you go look at your twitter?
October 8th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Onside kick a little desperate, defense has played ok so far.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Pretty ballsy, but it’s not like they have a realistic chance at winning if they don’t pull off some crazy shit like that
October 8th, 2012 at 10:50 PM
Fuck give it to foster on a sweep
October 8th, 2012 at 10:51 PM
i’m surprised they haven’t thrown a jump ball to andre johnson, unless they are afraid he’ll pull his hammy doing it.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
Pretty ballsy
I saw it on the gametracker (work’d) and thought there had to be a glitch or something.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:52 PM
I don’t remember my name or pw on it. So no. How can they just take that over? Twitter/Google/Facebook = all in cahoots with gov’t and big business.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Whoa! I tripped over the canadian border i guess.
Texans redzone offense sucks
October 8th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
Meth what’s the spread you need the Texans to cover?
October 8th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
what a waste. i’m really not impressed with the texans offense.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Texans offense has been good all season. Jets red zone defense has stepped up big time tonight
October 8th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Meth what’s the spread you need the Texans to cover?
At the rate this game is going? Too fucking many. 7.5
October 8th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
I suppose i should have known this would be slog taking a road favorite of 10 pts.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
I know if this game takes any longer I’m going to be able to catch some of this shit when I get home.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
does nike know their jerseys look terrible when players sweat?
October 8th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Also they have one of the swooshes backwards
October 8th, 2012 at 10:59 PM
I don’t know meth, 9 now and the Jets suck. I think you’ll end up covering before you get home.
October 8th, 2012 at 10:59 PM
I WAS A BUTCHER, CUTTING THE MEAT YEEEEEEAH YEAAAAH
That’s the Tebow song!
October 8th, 2012 at 11:00 PM
and they make the fat players really insecure about themselves.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:00 PM
Eerie. Like you predicted the future, Jason.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:02 PM
/fixed for me
October 8th, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Meth I take it back. You might not be winning your last card.
/Tebow’d
October 8th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
i admit that’s why i haven’t bought one. haha.
and the weird fit issue with the shoulders
October 8th, 2012 at 11:06 PM
WHY DID THEY TAKE TEBOW OUT?
October 8th, 2012 at 11:06 PM
The jets coaches are stupid
October 8th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Running Tebow 3 times from the 3 would have been too easy I guess.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
because he was slightly effective. duh.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
definitely a weird fit in the shoulders. Wife bought me one so I wear it, but it just fits weird.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
You might not be winning your last card.
If not, I broke even and came out on top $2.50 on the card from last night.
/Kicks back
//Thinks about where he wants to retire
///Takes sip of Pepsi
////OUT OF A CAN!
/////Fuck you, work!
October 8th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
I dont blame tebow fans for ranting and raving after that. Rex and sparano should be fired after that sequence
October 8th, 2012 at 11:09 PM
San Diego
October 8th, 2012 at 11:10 PM
Jump pass would’ve been so clutch.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:10 PM
But they didnt want to hurt poor Sanchez’s feelings.
/fuck him
October 8th, 2012 at 11:11 PM
San Diego
My brother said that place was the shit.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:12 PM
unfortunately the only reebok ones left in the team stores are players you don’t want.
i wonder if they will modify the fit for the next season, seems lame they would try to emulate shoulder pad fit on non authentic jerseys.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:14 PM
INT or fumble by Sanchize here?
October 8th, 2012 at 11:14 PM
seems lame they would try to emulate shoulder pad fit on non authentic jerseys.
Maybe they figure you might want to suit up and get that grocery shopping done just a little bit faster.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:14 PM
Fortunately I already had the ones I wanted. Didn’t ask for the new one, but it’s definitely a nice jersey.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:15 PM
The backwards swoosh is a ripoff of backwards flags on our soldoers’ uniforms. Just in case Kellen Winslow is still employed.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:15 PM
Haven’t been since I was a kid, but warm year round, with a beach and tons of golf courses makes it the ideal spot for me.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:15 PM
What the fuck is happening in this game. I haven’t seen a team dominate offensively so well with extended drives fail to convert TD’s.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:16 PM
Jets are gonna take 5 minutes to get into field goal range, face a 4th and 4 and kick a field goal to get within three. And Lisk will be fuming
October 8th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
i’ve thought about making it a “reward” if i hit my target weight after working out. then octoberfest beers came out and that put an end to that.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
i’ve thought about making it a “reward” if i hit my target weight after working out. then octoberfest beers came out and that put an end to that.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Holding on the edge.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Do soldiers’ uniforms really have a backwards flag? I never noticed if they do, but if so, kudos to Nike for emulating that one.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Nice whistle swallow, refs. Blatant hold on o-line right there
October 8th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Or that. Hilarious
October 8th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Thanksgiving was this weekend, I got super drunk at a one year old’s birthday party shotgunning, got high with an octogenarian, it was very Canadian.
We celebrate that crusty frost box Queen because we are bitches.
Hell is happening in this game.
Oh and the puppy just threw up in bed, Columbus Day miracle.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
off night for the texans or just being outmatched by a team who wants it more?
October 8th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
Do soldiers’ uniforms really have a backwards flag?
It’s to simulate how you would look at a flag if it were actually flying I believe.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
Oh hey Stuart Scott is still alive.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
I lost almost 30 pounds this summer. If I keep it off over the winter I’m planning on rewarding myself with abottle of Pappy.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:21 PM
I feel like the texans have played better but can’t close. The jets are getting really lucky with some of these play calls.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:21 PM
JJ Watt is a bad man
October 8th, 2012 at 11:22 PM
If I was a woman I’d have JJ Watt’s babies.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:22 PM
i may be wrong, but i thought soldiers who saw combat had the flag reversed?
October 8th, 2012 at 11:22 PM
I’ll agree with that, but Jon Gruden just said he was a Hall of Fame candidate.
/2nd year player
//jumping the gun
///might be a bust though
October 8th, 2012 at 11:23 PM
How many sack leaders has Rex coached? Guessing 0, dude is a fraud of the highest order.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:23 PM
but i thought soldiers who saw combat had the flag reversed?
Nope. My dad’s is backwards, he’s a desk jockey.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:23 PM
Foster needs to hurry up and put an end to this. Huge yardage game overall but too many 2 and 3 yard gains in the second half
October 8th, 2012 at 11:25 PM
The jets are pulling the defensive ‘injury’ to stop the clock drill. I know that move, my alma mater does that unfortunately.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:25 PM
how’d you do it? anything special outside diet change and exercise?
October 8th, 2012 at 11:27 PM
Quick google search shows that it is backwards to simulate early soldiers carrying flags into battle. From USFlag.org:
“the star field faces forward, or to the flag’s own right. When worn in this manner, the flag is facing to the observer’s right, and gives the effect of the flag flying in the breeze as the wearer moves forward. The appropriate replica for the right shoulder sleeve is identified as the ‘reverse side flag’.”
October 8th, 2012 at 11:27 PM
Shitty spot. He had that.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:28 PM
Moved out of Ohio. You can be kinda overweight and still be the skinniest person in the room. Bunch a fatties.
I should mention they are also all stupid.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:28 PM
I mean on 2nd down. Definitely didn’t have that there.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:29 PM
I don’t like the feel of this. 4 min is a lot of time.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:30 PM
1. no beer, drank bourbon on the rocks, and only on weekends.
2. ate proper portions, and no junk.
3. drank tons of water.
4. golfed at least twice weekly.
5. walked from cart path to ball every time.
easy peasy pudding pie.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:30 PM
You must not be familiar with Mark Sanchez’ work.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:30 PM
Jets pick six to cover the spread coming up.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:31 PM
i can’t believe Fireman Ed has a wikipedia page.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:32 PM
Best part is no one would be surprised by that
October 8th, 2012 at 11:33 PM
Babar, I’ve seen teams I love fuck up like this too many times. I don’t like this.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:34 PM
i also like wade philips all blue sweatsuit. dude knows how to rock the lazy retirement home look
October 8th, 2012 at 11:34 PM
i also like wade philips all blue sweatsuit. dude knows how to rock the lazy retirement home look
October 8th, 2012 at 11:34 PM
Sanchez int. Shocked.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:34 PM
Phew, game pretty much over. My fear was unjustified.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:35 PM
To be fair, I didn’t even expect them to get one first down.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:35 PM
Bahahaha. Not even Mark’s fault. But still hilarious
October 8th, 2012 at 11:35 PM
Aaaand, here’s your int.
Well, there’s a Clark Gable/Myrna Loy movie on TCM. I’m out like a candle in the wind. Peace, fellas.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:36 PM
time for bed and another chapter or two of “IT”
October 8th, 2012 at 11:36 PM
The pot belly makes it work. I should know…lol.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:38 PM
Did anyone else notice on the “wide open touchdown” that was tipped at the line…that Sanchez wasn’t even throwing it to the “wide open” Schilens?
October 8th, 2012 at 11:40 PM
Mongo is ill?
October 8th, 2012 at 11:41 PM
The clock doesn’t reset? Hahahaha!!!
October 8th, 2012 at 11:41 PM
Jets have dumb leaders
October 8th, 2012 at 11:43 PM
A fitting end. I love JJ Watt.
October 8th, 2012 at 11:46 PM
Orioles sure love to swing at curve balls in the dirt
October 8th, 2012 at 11:48 PM
3 things:
1. Shouldn’t punting teams always have a motion penalty to eat clock?
2. If you are going to play rugby on the final play why bother with a pass?
3. Why have offensive lineman on the field for the rugby play, should just be your best open field runners and some fast blockers (TE,FB)
October 8th, 2012 at 11:59 PM
I hate espn. The texans are 5-0 and just won but by all means keys hear from Rex Ryan.
October 9th, 2012 at 12:00 AM
LOL A-Rod strikes out to end the game. Cue up the talk radio calls tomorrow
October 9th, 2012 at 12:00 AM
ms, it shouldnt be surprising