Tennessee Mascot Smoky “Buttchugging” Should Be a Popular College Football T-Shirt
There is so much wrong with this t-shirt. It features Smoky, the beloved Tennessee Volunteers mascot, with a funnel drawn on the end of his tale to make it look like he is buttchugging. In case you missed it, buttchugging is a proud University of Tennessee tradition that goes back to last week.
I assume this is real because anybody with a GED and a tan can work at a t-shirt shop and literally create any design you want. So why wouldn’t fans get these made before upcoming Tennessee games? It is one thing when one dumb fratbro (allegedly!) does it to himself, but to desecrate a mascot with buttchuggery? That’s harsh. Even by college football standards.
Now, where is the “butt stuff” tag?
[Reddit]

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October 5th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
this makes me want to cry.
fuck you, Xander. and fuck your bow-tie wearing dumbass lawyer and all your secret service wannabe frat brothers.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
But you’re still buying the shirt, right, Miz?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Dogs do love beer…
October 5th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Yes they do. I don’t need to clean after a spill ever. My dogs will have that area spit shined in seconds.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Is that guy really using his GED education, though?
/Kaiser’d
October 5th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Holy shit…I can’t believe this video.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Is that guy really using his GED education, though?
/Kaiser’d
Nice.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Wait… that video is real life? That press conference actually happened?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
it’s funny…first time i saw a UT ‘buttchug’ logo joke, i was like “who’s butch hug?”
October 5th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Nice Mens Health link, spence, groundbreaking shit there.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
huh?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
I made it almost halfway through that video. I’m still not positive it wasn’t fake. Reminded me of a Whitest Kids You Know sketch.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
They’re real and they’re spectacular.
/hyena’d
October 5th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
What I learned was that at least half that fraternity buttchugged.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
With the lab equipment involved in this activity, the originator of the idea has to be a ChemE or Chem major.
/rubber lab hoses make for great water balloon slingshots.
//Revenge of the Nerds’d
October 5th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
“Spencer REDACTED liked a link: Mens Health – 15 Reasons She Wants to Have Sex With You”
October 5th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
wtf?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
So just going off that t-shirt, buttchugging is a beer enema?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
that’s not just good, that’s BESTiality
October 5th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
The most bizarre part of that whole video was the that the bow tie wearing dude had to emphatically deny that the frat bro was gay and assert his love for the poon. As if butt chugging wine was one of those things that makes you gay.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
buttchugging is a beer enema?
a drunk hamster is a fun hamster
October 5th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Also, we all did dumb shit in college, myself included, but I hope none of these jackasses are ever hired.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Butt-chugging.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
well that’s fairly interesting…how did i like that link from my print’n'poo?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
i don’t think it’s dumb. i think’s fucking weird, bordering on deviant
October 5th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
you’re overselling the requirements to work at a t-shirt shop.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
typical Tennessee
October 5th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
disappointing?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
a butt chugging video from soused….
October 5th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
typical Tennessee
disappointing?
woulda gone inbred there.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Spencer is confounded by a ladies attraction to him, searching for self esteem in a magazine brah? You’re going to end up buying bowflex/makeup.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Teague Egan thinks they’re 1st Round Enterprise material.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
oh what the fuck taylor made?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
you’re overselling the requirements to work at a t-shirt shop.
ballz’s old man owns a tshirt shop. he was gonna hook up those that wanted to make/buy a craig james thread shirt
October 5th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I hope none of these jackasses are ever hired.
This is how I see one of them getting hired.
Archipeligo Commercial
October 5th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
typical Tennessee
disappointing?
woulda gone inbred there.
Dissapointing Inbreds
October 5th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
disappointing sweetbreads > disappointing inbreds
/?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
oh what the fuck taylor made?
those are fucking TERRIBLE
October 5th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Dog aint come here to play SCHOOL
October 5th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
white bred > white bread
October 5th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
what is a buttchug?
/sounds awful
//refuses to google it
///draws own conclusions
October 5th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Squawk, you’re a ChemE?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Maybe young Zander can get in on that sweet, unpaid intern gig at TBL.
/only if he brings that Andy Griffith lawyer of his with him.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Teague had an associate named Sterling Brewster. I will never get over this.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Squawk, you’re a ChemE?
Nope. Computer Eng. Minor in Math. My best friend is a ChemE.
October 5th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
what is a buttchug?
no analytical skills? should have gone to college
October 5th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Everything I know about buttchugging, I learned from the picture of the t-shirt above.
October 5th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
have a brother with a PhD in ChemE from Berkeley
October 5th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
buttchug is a little fly that bites asses
October 5th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
yeah; should’ve been a bit more obvious that I do, in fact, know what it is.
/poor attempt at humor
//back to work
October 5th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
@ohheelyeah
was referencing the Ohio State backup QB post…
October 5th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
have a brother with a PhD in ChemE from Berkeley
Well shit, don’t I feel inadequate with my lowly Bachelor’s in ChemE from NJIT.
October 5th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
SHAME ON YOU, UNIVERSITY OFFICIALS.
/SHUT IT DOWN
//seriously what the hell
October 5th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
typical Tennessee
Link?
October 5th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
/SHUT IT DOWN
They did. This deserves more of a /sad, but not donating money to PSU sad, just sad for everyone involved
October 5th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
AINT COME HERE TO READ POSTS
October 5th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
AINT COME HERE TO READ POSTS
Lucky for you there is a picture