Comments on: NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion Preview & Picks: Week 5

By: kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:15:01 +0000

sayyyy what???

apparently my google search on my phone is not incredibly reliable.

By: somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

somewhereoverthedwaynebowe — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:06:34 +0000

her face isn’t that bad

sayyyy what???

By: kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:01:49 +0000

Google Elay Smith (NSFW) if you want to see the worst example of this. Butterface, zero curves, but giant blatantly fake cans.

her face isn’t that bad. but those cans will need pam anderson level maintenance as she gets older.

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:00:30 +0000

i might let my wife get breast lift surgery but never botox

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:58:45 +0000

literally every single one of these girls has fake tits.
So?
in my experience that’s usually to draw attention away from a butterface.

Google Elay Smith (NSFW) if you want to see the worst example of this. Butterface, zero curves, but giant blatantly fake cans.

By: Pastor of Muppets

Pastor of Muppets — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:56:14 +0000

So great. Roethlisberger steals the show

The Eli/Vick exchange is priceless.

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:55:01 +0000

o’fallon pumpkin beer is good, i guess

small sample size

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:54:08 +0000

Don’t know if you guys have seen this, but it is fucking hilarious.

So great. Roethlisberger steals the show

By: kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:53:26 +0000

so I guess we all know how kaiser and his wife like to spice things up.

makes it easier for my wife if the cheerleader is there, she can cook dinner while the other cleans and i watch tv and drink scotch.

By: Pastor of Muppets

Pastor of Muppets — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:53:02 +0000

Don't know if you guys have seen this, but it is fucking hilarious.

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:52:18 +0000

how did they not look like over-inflated water balloons?

There’s a test some surgeons do that grade a patient on how well their skin/frame would be able to support and adjust to implants. Some women look totally fine with them because they aren’t blatantly obvious. But then there are some women who went to dollar store surgeons that look like two basketballs stapled to a 2×4.

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:51:24 +0000

that broncos girl has some weird stomach skin. i gotta go asian here

By: Milk Steak To Go

Milk Steak To Go — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:51:13 +0000

Dallas cheeleaser

Meal: Tex Mex

Dammit, am I gonna have to race her to the bathroom when we both have to take some epic shits after a night of tacos and dos equis?

By: kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:50:57 +0000

I think some trillionaire down in Australia already started work on this. Same guy who’s building an exact replica of the Titanic.

genetically engineered cloned dinosaurs and the titanic, what could go wrong with that combo?

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:49:49 +0000

i can lay claim to spending some quality time with a woman who had breast enhancment work and a woman who had breast reduction work

correct sample size

By: somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

somewhereoverthedwaynebowe — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:49:36 +0000

/tug collar

so I guess we all know how kaiser and his wife like to spice things up.

By: kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:48:55 +0000

perhaps she’s moved onto better things.

apparently not since she’s not waiting for me in a french maid outfit when i get home from work everday.

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:48:26 +0000

Yup, they usually get like $50 a game. Whatever happened to the Bengals cheerleader that banged her student?

she gets 100

By: somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

somewhereoverthedwaynebowe — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:48:23 +0000

This is 2012…we are about 3 years away from a legit Jurassic Park…we can make decent funbags.

I think some trillionaire down in Australia already started work on this. Same guy who’s building an exact replica of the Titanic.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 20:48:18 +0000

the one up top might be a cheerleader from a few years ago… perhaps she’s moved onto better things. or maybe she’s divorced with 2 kids?

If I am not mistaken…all photos used in the Pigsplosion were taken during the previous weekend (or at least 2 weeks).