Brian Urlacher Once Asked Bas Rutten to “Take It Outside”
I love infographics. In addition to giving you facts and stats and cool stories in quick, succinct doses, they feature lots of cartoons to help illustrate what you’re learning. It’s knowledge for dummies. Take this mixed martial arts infographic for example. It taught me some really interesting things and reminded me of some other trivia that I either forgot or never knew.
The coolest part of this is a story about MMA legend/personality/all-around badass Bas Rutten and Brian Urlacher. This isn’t exactly a new story, but it’s a classic and worth retelling even if you heard it long ago. Rutten and Urlacher were at the same charity event when Rutten accidentally stepped on Urlacher’s shoe. Rutten offered an apology and then a beer, but Urlacher wouldn’t have any of it. Urlacher must have been surprised when the smaller man laughed and said, “Sure!” Here is Bas telling the story on Best Damn Sports Show.
That’s pretty awesome. A few more thoughts at the bottom of the page.
Frankie Edgar, the former lightweight champion who currently fights in the 145-pound division is the current shortest fighter in the UFC at 5-feet, 6-inches tall. The shortest fighter in UFC history was Joe Son at 5-feet, 4-inches tall. You may remember Joe Son as Random Task in Austin Powers. He is currently serving life in prison for torture. Joe Son was a 5′ 4″ heavyweight. Frankie Edgar is a 5′ 6″ flyweight. This amazes me.
Finally, 6′ 11″ Stefan Struve has a shorter wingspan than 6′ 4″ Jon Jones. The Jones family are freaks.
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October 5th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Goddammit, how is it only 1 pm?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Is this a sponsored post?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
love mma, Bas and the UFC, but I gotta echo Babar’s comment.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
paris hilton once asked brian urlacher to give her a bas rutten.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
This remains Bas Rutten’s finest moment: Doooooon’t youuuu evarrrrr doooo disssss!
October 5th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
It’s five o’clock in Casablanca.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
I first read this as “Burt Rutan” and I am now amused for the next hour.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
long, lame, unfunny
October 5th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
Goddammit, how is it only 1 pm?
It is only 12:00 here. Long afternoon ahead if we are getting Best Damn SPorts Show posts.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
I had never heard of Bas Rutten, but after that clip I consider him a hero.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Figured as much, anyone want to give me the gist of it?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
This is fine interneting right here.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
You should skip out on work early in honour of Canadian Thanksgiving.
October 5th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
So over 80% of UFC fighters have college degrees they never use.
/Do nightly dorm and weekly bar fights count as part of my “college education”?
October 5th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
I had never heard of Bas Rutten, but after that clip I consider him a hero.
Too much time @ the salon…
October 5th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
team paris hilton is fine