Comments on: Citadel Associate AD Charged With Soliciting Oral Sex From Undercover Officer

By: yorwifesahor

yorwifesahor — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 23:28:06 +0000

I’ll be in stall 4 Senator.

By: Career High

Career High — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 17:42:34 +0000

A friend in high school used to say to solicit a hooker, you always ask to see her tits first. Always found that amusing.

I guess that would eliminate the undercover cop, no?

By: Pdd53

Pdd53 — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 17:12:55 +0000

A friend in high school used to say to solicit a hooker, you always ask to see her tits first. Always found that amusing.

By: guinnessgirl13

guinnessgirl13 — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:49:17 +0000

This has been the best laugh all week. Thanks guys.

By: buckeye27

buckeye27 — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:43:20 +0000

So he sees this poor lonely girl walking down the road, and kindly offers her a ride. Then she asks if he wants oral. Of course he wants oral, who doesn’t? Then she say “do you have any money?” This generous man figures she is probably homeless and hasn’t eaten today, so he says he only has $30 but she is welcome to it. And he gets arrested? For being a good samaritan? No justice in this world I tell you.

By: angry

angry — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:34:20 +0000

So one summer I was working at a piece of shit office in not the greatest part of town. I’m leaving one day and waiting at a stop sign to turn on a busy street. This incredibly fat black chick is on the corner and yells at me if I have any change. Why I responded, I don’t know. But I said sorry. Then she asks if I wanted a BJ. Turns out a cop was coming down the road. He pulls up to me and asks if she had propositioned me. I say yes, so he arrests her. At least I figure he did. He turned on lights and got out of car. She started yelling at him and I left.

By: JDiddy3000

JDiddy3000 — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:25:20 +0000

I work with the homeless and a few of the women are street hookers. Umm, even the nastiest of the nasty make $50 for a screw. I wouldn’t pay a dime for sex. I prefer the old fashion method of paying for it indirectly through dinners and movies and drinks.

By: buckeye27

buckeye27 — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:03:28 +0000

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed more at the comments section of a post. Also, sounds like she solicited him, what’s he supposed to do? Say no thanks? yeah right.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:46:00 +0000

I can’t. It’s behind a pay wall

If you stopped paying $30 per beej you could afford to get a little information into your life friend

By: NDub

NDub — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:43:10 +0000

NDub – check that story for details.

I can’t. It’s behind a pay wall.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:41:59 +0000

has anybody ever driven past a street prostitute, and just been super curious as to the prices?

Where’s that commenter who sought advice on how to procure a hooker in Miami?

By: golfercraig

golfercraig — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:37:58 +0000

Mullet, if I paid myself 5 bucks for every handy I gave myself, I’d have eleventy trillion dollars. I ain’t paying nobody to do something for me that I’m clearly better at.

By: chatterbox

chatterbox — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:34:49 +0000

The only difference between prostitution and pornography is a state licence.

Pros tit tu tion. Let’s break down that word. Pros. We’re all pros here. Tit. I think that goes unsaid. Tu. Well just throw that out. And Tion. To push away to the side. Well that just doesn’t fit either. -Billy Blazjowski

By: starkweather

starkweather — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:33:43 +0000

This is pretty much what I expected Cuckthefubs to look like

By: starkweather

starkweather — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:32:13 +0000

I’m not a gonorrhea expert but I have heard of gonorrhea of the throat. I’d bet that can pass from mouth to peen

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:31:49 +0000

If a blowey is $30, then a handy has to be, what, $5 or $10? Heck, I’d be down for a $5 after lunch handy.

By: BFFredo

BFFredo — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:31:30 +0000

No word on whether he’ll be forced to walk the campus grounds wearing a single white glove.

Ah, someone else who read “The Lords of Discipline” in high school. (i.e. every high school junior everywhere).

/PIG!
//OINK!!
///PIIIIGGGG!!!
////OOOOOIIINNNNKKKK!!!

By: Jason McIntyre

Jason McIntyre — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:30:43 +0000

NDub – check that story for details.

By: Dawgfather

Dawgfather — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:29:13 +0000

Scare tactics.

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 15:24:26 +0000

Gonorrhea is easily treatable.

not anymore. Subscribe to the New Yorker, and you’d know that. Plus, you could take 20 minute toilet breaks, trying to finish articles that you’ve been bored with for 18 minutes.