i see what you did there with the missing J
+1

I’m on fire today!

/Horovitz’d
//Yep, this newb just created a glorious new meme

This is far more ridiculous than saying Dirk and Melo are both very talented and demand a lot of attention, which is absolutely true.

And if Kidd is insinuating he helped Dirk become one of the top players in the league, that’s laughable.

Yeah, I’ve got more bitch with that than Kidd putting Melo up there with Dirk.

VladimirCrouton Says:

Catch up on my spirited defense of Cabrera in the MVP post.

Also… apparently the SoA guys were listening to me when I bitched about them not having the balls to kill off good characters.

This is pretty funny.

Yeah nice try, beardy. Your school is still located in fucking Iowa. You lose for that alone.

Well, Dominique is one of the better players in NBA history so that’s not exactly an insult.

Did you ever hear the story Doc Rivers tell about Dominique and how he knew at any point of any point exactly how many points he had?

SHUT IT DOWN.

Stacy King, since we’re going for the hyperbole daily double here.

Sean Rooks was the rich man’s Stacy King

This hair knocks Dirk down a peg or two. Also the fact that he hums a David Hasselhoff tune while on the free throw line.

Dirk is a far better player than Carmelo Anthony, and it really isn’t close. Better from the field, from three, from the foul line, better rebounding,and Dirk didn’t run the great Jeremy Lin out of New York.

What this is really about

“Oh, yes, very similar, very talented,” Kidd said. “Demand a lot of attention, so hopefully what I’ve helped with Dirk and Dirk is now one of the top players in this league, hopefully I can do the same with Melo.”

Preposterous. Dirk is a far better player than Carmelo Anthony, and it really isn’t close.

I think you and Jason Kidd are on the same page. It seems like he was saying they are similar players; not of similar talent. He clearly says he hopes he can help Carmelo in the same way that he helped Dirk, so I am confused as to what your problem is.

Also, that is a Cadillac Escalade ESV.

Carmelo Anthony, at this point in his career, isn’t even Dominique Wilkins.

Alex English?

Stacy King, since we’re going for the hyperbole daily double here.

Carmelo Anthony, at this point in his career, isn’t even Dominique Wilkins.

Isn’t Carmelo a less broke version of Antoine Walker at this point?

Agreed. You left out the part where he’s absolutely horrendous at basketball now too.