Jason Kidd Has Been Drinking Again: Point Guard Thinks Carmelo is Very Similar to Dirk
Jason Kidd, the fossil of a point guard who got piss drunk days after the Knicks signed him, then got behind the wheel and did this to his Suburban, apparently is hitting the bottle again. He actually said this Tuesday, when asked about his former teammate, Dirk Nowitzki, and his new teammate, Carmelo Anthony:
“Oh, yes, very similar, very talented,” Kidd said. “Demand a lot of attention, so hopefully what I’ve helped with Dirk and Dirk is now one of the top players in this league, hopefully I can do the same with Melo.”
Preposterous. Dirk is a far better player than Carmelo Anthony, and it really isn’t close. Better from the field, from three, from the foul line, better rebounding, you name it. Don’t even get into playoff embarrassments. Melo’s gotten his teams out of the first round once. The same can’t be said for Dirk, even though he’s been part of a few Mavericks teams that have failed spectacularly in the postseason.
Dirk is probably one of the Top 50 NBA players of all-time and a Hall of Fame lock. Carmelo Anthony couldn’t sniff that list, and has work to do to get into the Hall of Fame. Carmelo Anthony, at this point in his career, isn’t even Dominique Wilkins.
And if Kidd is insinuating he helped Dirk become one of the top players in the league, that’s laughable. Was Kidd in Dallas in 2005-2006 when the referees took the NBA Finals away from Dirk and gave it to D Wade’s Heat? [Zags Blog]
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October 3rd, 2012 at 2:12 PM
That’s kind of an inflammatory headline, isn’t it?
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Pfft. He just needed a little nip to jump-start the day.
/I’m kidding!
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
I was all set to come in here and blast J-Mac. Then I read the piece.
Good swerve, son. Good swerve.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
this is one way to make the post worth it.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Headline plus pic made me laugh out loud
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Nothing is wrong with a beer for breakfast.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
And really, who doesn’t?
/falls asleep at desk after lunch
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Chuck Finley’s wife must be beating him up again, because he just said the Indians are really turning the corner!
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
I came here to talk shit about MADD, where is that post?
Marge: What happened to you Homer? And what have you done to the car?
Homer: Nothing.
Marge: I don’t think it had broken axles before.
Homer: Before, before! You’re living in the past, Marge! Quit living in the past!
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
While Nowitzki is clearly a better player than Melo, if you think about their respective games, they are quite similar.
Both are excellent one-on-one offensive players. They both enjoy posting up all over the floor, and both tend not to care too much for the physical play in the lane.
I can see where Ason coming from on this one.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Wow, player on a new team compliments new teammate by comparing him to former teammate. I expected Kidd to say that Melo couldn’t hold Dirk’s jock strap.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
“Everytime I learn something new, it pushes some other information out of my head. Remember that time I took a home winemaking course and forgot how to drive?”
“That was because you were drunk.”
“And how.”
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:19 PM
cool!
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
i see what you did there with the missing J
+1
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:20 PM
How did the Human Highlight Reel get brought into this and why the badmouthing?
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Ason Unique rollin’, with the night of the creeps
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Bart & Lisa: Dad, we did something we shouldn’t have.
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart & Lisa: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Bart & Lisa: Yes.
Homer: But the car’s all right?
Bart & Lisa: Uh huh.
Homer: Okay.
Treehouse of Horror, actually coming in October this year!
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Alex English?
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Check out the block on that engine.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Agreed.
Kidd is a wife beating piece of shit that the media loves. Fuck him and good on Jason for using that picture.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
at least he didn’t ask Eric LeGrand to race him
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
The very definition of inflammatory.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Kidd is a wife beating piece of shit that the media loves. Fuck him and good on Jason for using that picture.
Agreed. You left out the part where he’s absolutely horrendous at basketball now too.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Isn’t Carmelo a less broke version of Antoine Walker at this point?
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Stacy King, since we’re going for the hyperbole daily double here.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:32 PM
I think you and Jason Kidd are on the same page. It seems like he was saying they are similar players; not of similar talent. He clearly says he hopes he can help Carmelo in the same way that he helped Dirk, so I am confused as to what your problem is.
Also, that is a Cadillac Escalade ESV.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
So There was a press conference about the butt chugging thing in Tennessee?
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:34 PM
What this is really about
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ZH-X0VFOg
This hair knocks Dirk down a peg or two. Also the fact that he hums a David Hasselhoff tune while on the free throw line.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:36 PM
I really hate the Dominique thing, even as I’m all for every bit of vitriol that Jason Kidd gets. “He’s not even as good Dominique Wilkins!” Well, Dominique is one of the better players in NBA history so that’s not exactly an insult.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Sean Rooks was the rich man’s Stacy King
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Marijuana farm spanning several blocks found in the city of Chicago.
SHUT IT DOWN.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Did you ever hear the story Doc Rivers tell about Dominique and how he knew at any point of any point exactly how many points he had?
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:38 PM
This is pretty funny.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Melo is a poor man’s Mark Aguirre and there’s nothing wrong with that.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Yeah nice try, beardy. Your school is still located in fucking Iowa. You lose for that alone.
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:48 PM
The thing I missed most about ATL_Badger was turning comment threads into a personal Roundup
October 3rd, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Catch up on my spirited defense of Cabrera in the MVP post.
Also… apparently the SoA guys were listening to me when I bitched about them not having the balls to kill off good characters.
October 3rd, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Yeah, I’ve got more bitch with that than Kidd putting Melo up there with Dirk.
October 3rd, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Bleacher Report headline
October 3rd, 2012 at 3:29 PM
And if Kidd is insinuating he helped Dirk become one of the top players in the league, that’s laughable.
This is far more ridiculous than saying Dirk and Melo are both very talented and demand a lot of attention, which is absolutely true.
October 3rd, 2012 at 3:43 PM
I’m on fire today!
/Horovitz’d
//Yep, this newb just created a glorious new meme