Barry Sanders and Scott Stapp Because it’s Barry Sanders and Scott Stapp

All, Music, NFL, Video Tim Ryan October 2nd. 2012, 11:18am

Barry Sanders and his absence of life expression here is exactly how I felt just moments after hearing Scott Stapp bellow the words “one strike, two strikes, swing awaaaaaaay.”

This photo would’ve felt infinitely more appropriate had we swapped out Barry Sanders for Nick Swisher or Jason Giambi.

[via Barry Sanders]

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53 Responses to “Barry Sanders and Scott Stapp Because it’s Barry Sanders and Scott Stapp”

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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Gretchen Carlson on TV in the background takes this photo up a notch. Quite the trio. America!
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:27 AM
In 2006, Hit Parader ranked Stapp as the 68th greatest heavy metal vocalist of all time.
Must have been a slow all time.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:28 AM
The Lions could use Barry right now.
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johndewar Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:29 AM
In 2006, Hit Parader ranked Stapp as the 68th greatest heavy metal vocalist of all time.
Must have been a slow all time.
Hit Parader is still putting out magazines? How ’bout that….
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:30 AM
in about 10-15 years, Stapp is gonna look like Eddie Money currently does.
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KC Resident Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Barry Sanders and his absence of life expression here
That is how he always is. He has no expressions or feelings.
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Dawgfather Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
I met Barry at the SuperBowl and the dude was as stone faced as I had hoped and dreamed. Later he was hitting on some attractive ladies and low and behold he was wearing the same expressionless look.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Barry Sanders and his absence of life expression here
is exactly how I would feel if I found out someone compared me to Denard Robinson.
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Jason McIntyre Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Creed is the most popular band among commenters, right? Or is that Nickleback?
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NDub Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Barry Sanders, fucking legend.
Scott Stapp looks really rough.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:33 AM
is exactly how I would feel if I found out someone compared me to Denard Robinson.
or Dez Bryant.
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NDub Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
spencer096 dead?
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VladimirCrouton Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Creed is the most popular band among commenters, right?
With arrrrrrrms wiiiiiiiiiiide open brother.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Creed is the most popular band among commenters, right? Or is that Nickleback?
I want to say it was Nickleback. Saw this in a bar the other night, still cracks me up.
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NDub Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:35 AM
The Creed and Nickleback jokes are stale.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:35 AM
I want to say it was Nickleback. Saw this in a bar the other night, still cracks me up.
Funny, I’d imagine Nickelback being the most popular band in Pittsburgh.
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Tim Ryan Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Let’s play ball it’s game daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay *sound of ball hitting bat*
GENIUS
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NDub Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Stale as in “So and So listens to Nickleback” on GameDay signs or Facebook groups or whatever.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:36 AM
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH.
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH.
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KC Resident Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Creed is the most popular band among commenters, right? Or is that Nickleback?
Lame trolling.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
HOW DID OUR EYES GET SO RED,
AND WHAT THE HELL IS ON JOEYS HEAD?
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heldover Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Creed is the most popular band among commenters, right? Or is that Nickleback?
Can’t tell if serious or just fooling.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Funny, I’d imagine Nickelback being the most popular band in Pittsburgh.
This is a divey bar, we watched The Running Man on HBO at it on Saturday, classy place. Though Psy is on the jukebox (it’s one of those digital abortions, sadly).
The bar I normally go to, though, a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon a guy comes in and puts on five bucks worth of Nickleback then sits and mouths the words to every song. What an asshole.
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NDub Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:37 AM
I remember when Scott Stapp’s wife kicked his ass.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Lame trolling.
Pretty soon TBL will send you Scott Stapp’s head in a box via UPS.
/Round Up Troll link’d
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VladimirCrouton Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Barry’s not smiling because he realize Scott fucking Stapp has way more money than he does.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Creed is the most popular band among ~~commenters~~Spencer, right? Or is that Nickleback?
/fix’d
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johndewar Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
The bar I normally go to, though, a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon a guy comes in and puts on five bucks worth of Nickleback then sits and mouths the words to every song. What an asshole.
One of the spots I go to watch games has that same type of guy and he puts in his five buck and plays nothing but country songs. Makes me wished I smoked so I could go outside and avoid having to listen to it.
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ButtersBC Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
The Lions could use Barry right now
Chris Johnson’s probably closing in on his record for most negative rushes in a career…guy should come back and cement the mark once and for all
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
The bar I normally go to, though, a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon a guy comes in and puts on five bucks worth of Nickleback then sits and mouths the words to every song. What an asshole.
There’s more than one of those assholes in Milwaukee too. Nothing worse than going to a decent/chill bar and some asshole throwing on a solid half hour of nickelback. AWFUL.
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NDub Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Chris Johnson’s probably closing in on his record for most negative rushes in a career…guy should come back and cement the mark once and for all
One more word, Butters….
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Chris Johnson’s probably closing in on his record for most negative rushes in a career…guy should come back and cement the mark once and for all
CJ needs to play the Texans in a playoff game and rush for -1 yards first before he approaches Barry’s legend.
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NDub Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:43 AM
CJ needs to play the Texans in a playoff game and rush for -1 yards first before he approaches Barry’s legend.
I will not stand for this besmirching of a GOAT.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Remember when NFL playoff games were held before New Years?
And Brett Favre wasn’t a dick? That was awesome.
/Hugs Aaron Rodgers cardboard cutout
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GloriousMullet Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Time has not been good to Stapp.
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cleet Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Let’s play ball it’s game daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay *sound of ball hitting bat*
I can’t not laugh when I hear him sing “Let’s get a double plaaaaaaaaaaurrrrr”
The bar I normally go to, though, a few weeks ago on a Sunday afternoon a guy comes in and puts on five bucks worth of Nickleback then sits and mouths the words to every song. What an asshole.
I thought this was going to end with him putting in 5 bucks worth and then leaving the bar so the whole bar is stuck with a half hour of Nickelback. I would say that is a good joke, but putting it in so you want to listen to it…yikes.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
“Then the defense held inside its own 20, with Bryce Paup sacking David Krieg on third down, and the secondary pushing 6-foot-4 receiver Herman Moore to a catch just out of the end zone on fourth down.”
HOLY BLAST FROM THE PAST.
/REELING
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cleet Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:46 AM
And Brett Favre wasn’t a dick? That was awesome.
Brett Favre was always a dick.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:47 AM
I thought this was going to end with him putting in 5 bucks worth and then leaving the bar so the whole bar is stuck with a half hour of Nickelback. I would say that is a good joke, but putting it in so you want to listen to it…yikes.
That trick doesn’t really work anymore considering even the oldest jukeboxes have mechanisms in them for skipping songs now. Then there’s the awful digital ones where you can play your song next for an extra two credits!
Favorite jukebox in the world is still my bar in Boone, where they have a switch behind the bar that they hit to skip a song whenever some 21 year old brah plays goddamn “Jane Says.”
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ButtersBC Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Herman Moore was the truth, one of the more forgotten stars from the recent past…people always dogged Barry’s offensive line to sell a talking point but they kept a statue like Scott Mitchell afloat long enough to move that team up and down the field
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Scott Mitchell was a LEGEND.
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NDub Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Herman Moore was the truth, one of the more forgotten stars from the recent past…people always dogged Barry’s offensive line to sell a talking point but they kept a statue like Scott Mitchell afloat long enough to move that team up and down the field
Scott Mitchell was a 6-foot-6 pile of dogshit. No one that tall should throw off the back of his linemen’s heads, but that assmunch did. He had one good season.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
more forgotten stars from the recent past
he wasn’t a huge star, but I’m forever grateful to yancey thigpen for dropping that TD pass in the endzone on christmas eve, 1995. Merry Christmas indeed.
don’t see to many yanceys in the league these days.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
oh wow, there’s video!
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
neil o’donnell!!!!! YMCA PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!
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NinoBrown Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Why is Barry Sanders even in the same room with Mr.Creed? …with Fox and Friends on in the background.
/Twilight Zone
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HtownHacker Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
I didn’t particularly like Charlie Jones as an announcer, but I got an odd good feeling in hearing him on that youtube clip.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
My guess would be they both appeared on Fox and Friends.
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NinoBrown Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Apparently Stapp was on F&F to announce to the world that he doesnt like Obama.
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s1rweeze Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Herman Moore scared the shit out of me. I hated Herman Moore.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 12:07 PM
RE: jukeboxes – F’ a bar that doesn’t take the time to pick some CDs the owner likes (no greatest hits). If you’re going to be a bar with a jukebox, it should reflect the bar and owner, which is why I hate Touchtunes. One of my favorite bars still uses .45s.
BTW, I’m and asshole and joined Touchtunes solely for the purpose of creating a playlist called Jukebox Warfare where no song is under 15 minutes. The trick is to find ones that you can deal with. Lets just say Eat A Peach and How The West Was Won help this.
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arkbadger Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
Creed is the most popular band among commenters, right? Or is that Nickleback?
Lame trolling.
I would be willing to bet J-Mac has at least one Nickleback song on his iPod
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Nada Says:
October 2nd, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Creed is the most popular band among commenters, right? Or is that Nickleback?
Toto.
/ SROD’d