Tim Tebow Top 5: No Highlights From the Jets Shutout Loss to the 49ers

All, NFL, Tim Tebow Stephen Douglas October 1st. 2012, 11:55am

Tim Tebow completed his first pass of the season yesterday. It was on a jump pass and his receiver immediately fumbled and got injured. He also rushed for zero yards on two carries. The Jets are unstoppable!

5. Out Tebowed

The surest sign that Alex Smith is not actually a good quarterback? His team has a wildcat package. Remember when the Jets weren’t using the wildcat package in the preseason because they didn’t want to give anything away for the regular season? That was fun. [@loloheartny]

4. Tim Tebow, Poetry in Movement

It ain’t a ball off the helmet, but it’s ~~something~~ nothing. [via @dhm]

3. Tim Tebow Merch

Fear not Jets fans. The TIM-E Fifteen NOW. Flight 15. Get it? Show your support for your savior in a variety of colors for the low, low price of $17.40, plus shipping and handling.

2. TebowZone: Still a Thing!

That’s right, NFL.com is sticking with their plan to compile Tim Tebow’s every play each week in one extremely short and boring video compilation. Is it any sillier than this post? No sir! What do you call it when Tim Tebow is thinking? Christian Ponder.

1. Keep a Stiff Upper Lip

Don’t worry, Timmy. It will be alright. He’s probably just thinking about all the bad words Rex Ryan is about to say in the locker room.

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33 Responses to “Tim Tebow Top 5: No Highlights From the Jets Shutout Loss to the 49ers”

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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 11:58 AM
This is awkward, did you not get Monk’s memo that there won’t be Jets posts because they’re irrelevant?
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Babar 2.0 Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Colin might have had a TD pass too if Randy Moss didn’t try to catch a pass with his armpit.
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GloriousMullet Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Tim Tebow, Poetry in Movement
Motion, Poetry in Motion
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Stephen Douglas (CRM!) Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Motion, Poetry in Motion
Not familiar with that word.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:08 PM
i’m not sure i’ve seen football players look more retarded holding a football than the action shots of Tebow on that NFL page.
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arkbadger Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I fucking love these posts.
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cleet Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:09 PM
It was on a jump pass and his receiver immediately fumbled and got injured.
That was so brutal. A comedy of errors, the Jets are.
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GloriousMullet Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:10 PM
By the way CRM, I stumbled across your CRM chef twitter account last night. The fuck is that all about?
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Tim Ryan Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Tim Tebow completed his first pass of the season yesterday. It was on a jump pass and his receiver immediately fumbled and got injured.
This is as hilarious as it is sad.
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Chief Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:14 PM
By the way CRM, I stumbled across your CRM chef twitter account last night. The fuck is that all about?
CRM Cooks. Cooks!
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MP III Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:17 PM
godam it, quit it!
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ButtersBC Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:17 PM
That’s twice in three seasons the Jets have been shut out at home, seems impossible in today’s NFL but here we are
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angry Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:17 PM
It’s been proven time and time again. But it really is amazing how different the college and pro games are. It’s almost as though they aren’t even the same sport.
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KC Resident Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:17 PM
CRM Cooks. Cooks!
Did he write a 7000 word post about chili like Deadspin did over the weekend? Most pointless damn thing I have read in quite some time.
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cleet Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:17 PM
That’s twice in three seasons the Jets have been shut out at home, seems impossible in today’s NFL but here we are
I love how they said that the 34-0 was only the 3rd worst Jets shutout loss at home in franchise history.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Stephen, two things.
1) Cartoon Network turns twenty today, how’s about a post where we can debate cartoons?
2) In a current job search and so fucking many things pop up with “CRM” in the title. How many spam followers do you get because of that unfortunate initialism?
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s1rweeze Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:20 PM
1) Cartoon Network turns twenty today, how’s about a post where we can debate cartoons?
“Face it Space Ghost, you were a Space Man who choked on a muffin!!”
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ButtersBC Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Cartoon Network turns twenty today
I miss the Bugs Bunny marathons they used to run for an entire weekend…come back to us, June Bugs
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Chief Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:23 PM
1) Cartoon Network turns twenty today, how’s about a post where we can debate cartoons?
It’s been too long since I’ve watched Dexter’s Laboratory.
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QueeferSutherland Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:27 PM
If only the Jets hired someone who knew how to use a running QB. That former Miami coach would be a good fit.
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Roethlishotdog Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:28 PM
1) Cartoon Network turns twenty today, how’s about a post where we can debate cartoons?
Is it wrong that I can’t wait for my 1.5 year old to have interest in TV so I have an excuse to watch cartoons again, particularly Justice League/Superhero stuff?
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Walking Underwear Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Most pointless damn thing I have read in quite some time.
you couldn;t stop after 3500?
hooray dexter’s lab. dee dee! get out of my laboratory!
/one of cartoon world’s hottest moms too
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Eric T0upal aka BrawnyTom Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:43 PM
I am surprised this Tebow pic didn’t make it in the post.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:56 PM
What do you call it when Tim Tebow is thinking? Christian Ponder.
holy shit. that’s funny.
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KC Resident Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 12:57 PM
you couldn;t stop after 3500?
I skimmed. I thought surely in there somewhere was a point.
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St. Bear Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 1:01 PM
No Highlights From the Jets Shutout Loss to the 49ers
One man’s low light’s are another man’s highlights.
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yorwifesahor Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 1:04 PM
What do you call it when Tim Tebow thinks about taking the city bus?
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Nada Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 1:27 PM
I have decided to start referring to Tebow as “Wobet”. Since he is a QB in reverse. Also, it sounds like “Woe be it,” which also refers to his QBing style.
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Walking Underwear Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 1:38 PM
what, hor?
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ohheelyeah Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 2:19 PM
1) Cartoon Network turns twenty today, how’s about a post where we can debate cartoons?
2) In a current job search and so fucking many things pop up with “CRM” in the title. How many spam followers do you get because of that unfortunate initialism?
The irony of wanting to talk cartoons and look for a job at the same time is not lost on me.
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Walking Underwear Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 2:22 PM
The irony of wanting to talk cartoons and look for a job at the same time is not lost on me.
i’m living proof that this can be reality. you have to want it though
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yorwifesahor Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 4:17 PM
The Ponderosa
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Walking Underwear Says:
October 1st, 2012 at 6:50 PM
I dont get it