It’s not even noon and ESPN’s Desmond Howard has already brought us our quote of the day. While discussing the Oregon State Beavers, Howard expressed that he wasn’t all that big on the Beavers despite knowing that fellow analyst David Pollack is “sippin’ on that Beaver juice.” You may now start dry-heaving like Lloyd Christmas.

In 2010 it was Tracy Wolfson describing Cam Newton’s juice as “too sweet for her taste.” In 2012, it’s Beaver juice. Enjoy your lunch.

[via Guyism]

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