Cowboys Stadium Will Open a Victoria’s Secret Store

All, NFL Ty Duffy September 28th. 2012, 4:45pm

Cowboys Stadium will open an on site Victoria’s Secret outlet in time for the Monday Night game on Oct. 1. The store will service that discerning gent who remembers an anniversary while getting tanked at an NFL game or just wants to stare vacantly at the sales women.

The team announced this afternoon that they will have a ribbon cutting ceremony at Cowboys Stadium on Oct. 1 at 4 p.m., a few hours before the Cowboys play the Chicago Bears on Monday Night football. Scheduled to attend the event at Cowboys Stadium are Victoria’s Secret Pink models Elsa Hosk and Jessica Hart.

We’re guessing the store will be hawking NFL-themed VS merchandise. We’re envisioning some truly heinous “fantasy team” puns. Really, insisting your woman of choice wear a Cowboys boy short is one step down the road to using Chris Berman two-minute drills to get in the mood.

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35 Responses to “Cowboys Stadium Will Open a Victoria’s Secret Store”

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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
Really, insisting your woman of choice wear a Cowboys boy shorts is one step down the road to using Chris Berman two-minute drills to get in the mood.
There seems to be no allowance for women to choose to wear Cowboys boy shorts on their own accord. Agree that female cowboy fans are deplorable, but some women like the football.
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Nada Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
The store will service that discerning gent who remembers an anniversary while getting tanked at an NFL game or just wants to stare vacantly at the sales women.
In other words, its core customers will be TBL commenters?
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
just wants to stare vacantly at the sales women.
where are the victoria’s secrets with scantily clad sales women? If there are stores with the sales staff wearing nothing but the what’s on the rack there, I think I’d have heard about it.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
is it just me or does the woman in the maroon shirt have michael strahan teeth?
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
is it just me or does the woman in the maroon shirt have michael strahan teeth?
that’s a trick super models use to make them unique. like cindy crawford’s mole. they can play the “my body isn’t perfect” card when in reality, it is.
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kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
just wants to stare vacantly at the sales women
ew, the ones at the VS in the mall near me are all fat or well into their 50′s.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
ew, the ones at the VS in the mall near me are all fat or well into their 50′s.
yep, or the butterfaces that couldn’t work for abercrombie or a high end store that requires pretty women.
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starkweather Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
If there are stores with the sales staff wearing nothing but the what’s on the rack there, I think I’d have heard about it.
I can’t believe you didn’t hear about the Victoria’s Secret with all the dead toddlers wearing lingerie.
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Tim Ryan Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Really, insisting your woman of choice wear a Cowboys boy short is one step down the road to using Chris Berman two-minute drills to get in the mood.
HA.
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GloriousMullet Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
couldn’t work for abercrombie
abercrombie is still around?
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GloriousMullet Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Good God stark, that’s awful.
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TrinityPills Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
where are the victoria’s secrets with scantily clad sales women? If there are stores with the sales staff wearing nothing but the what’s on the rack there, I think I’d have heard about it.
Go back and read the part you quoted. Doesn’t say anything about scantily clad sales women. However, when I read it the first time, I thought I saw the same thing.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
abercrombie is still around?
no idea. i don’t think i’ve been in a mall in over 2 years. that’s how it was back in the day when I actually went to the mall. I’m sure if they were still in business you could smell that awful cologne of theirs 3 miles out.
/has a friend that still wears that garbage
//mocks him mercilessly
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starkweather Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Good God stark, that’s awful.
You are unaware of the ATL_Badger Caylee Anthony meme?
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Go back and read the part you quoted. Doesn’t say anything about scantily clad sales women. However, when I read it the first time, I thought I saw the same thing.
holy shit, that’s crazy. guess my mind is on scantily clad women.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
As they angle to be a major beneficiary in founder Les Wexner’s will, The Ohio State Medical Center is now The Wexner Medical Center, aka Victoria’s Secret Hospital.
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starkweather Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Forgot to add /game stepped back.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
As they angle to be a major beneficiary in founder Les Wexner’s will, The Ohio State Medical Center is now The Wexner Medical Center, aka Victoria’s Secret Hospital.
pretty sure the guy that founded the company jumped off the golden gate bridge after he sold it for cheap and it took off.
also, this wexner guy has a rather large boat.
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JDiddy3000 Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Was at a VS with my girlfriend last month. I was losing my will to live and the helper said that I should be happy, all men love going to VS…I looked around and saw only one other dude and he looked miserable, too, so I look at her and told her to keep that crazy talk to herself, it isn’t true and if anyone said that to you it’s because he wanted to nasty things with you.
But really, once you’ve been with someone long enough, panties are kind of like buying wrapping paper for the same damn gift all the time. I know what the surprise is, baby, let’s cut out the bullshit.
/Never actually say that to the GF, though.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
In other words, its core customers will be TBL commenters?
C’mon, man. I’m trying to concentrate here.
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GloriousMullet Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
You are unaware of the ATL_Badger Caylee Anthony meme?
Ahhh, now I remember
i don’t think i’ve been in a mall in over 2 years
Now that i think about it, I probably haven’t been to a mall is at least that long, maybe longer. I do remember how popular Abercrombie was back in 99 though. I had a buddy that worked there and he’s let us come in and get whatever we wanted. We’d go to the register, he’d take off all the tags, print out an end of day report receipt, and we’d be on our way.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
We’d go to the register, he’d take off all the tags, print out an end of day report receipt, and we’d be on our way.
you could have made a fortune selling those crappy $42 T-Shirts with A&F stenciled all over them for $20 on the black market. it’s a wonder that store was in business for so long, given how crappy and overpriced their clothing was. Plus, they turned their customers into walking billboards. crazy.
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GloriousMullet Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
panties are kind of like buying wrapping paper for the same damn gift all the time
Unless said underpants are smeared with feces. Now that’s a party.
/Ed Savitz’d
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
also, this wexner guy has a rather large boat.
Keeping it in the Columbus family, Dave Thomas’ widow parks her yacht near Wexner’s. Limited Brands Money > Cheeseburger Money
His house here is quite amazing as well. When a commercial builder does your house, you’re balling.
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GloriousMullet Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
you could have made a fortune selling those crappy $42 T-Shirts with A&F stenciled all over them for $20 on the black market.
Sell them? Hell no. If I would’ve sold them then I couldn’t have pulled off a front tuck in my frayed jeans, then I wouldn’t have been able to pick up homely country girls and get over the pants handies. Pssh, you can’t put a price tag on that kind of experience.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
You are unaware of the ATL_Badger Caylee Anthony meme?
The guy thought JMac made the picks in Pigsplosion. Be easy on the kid.
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BFFredo Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Buy Cowboys boy shorts at the VS store. Lose them in the Cowboys men’s room when you get down to it in a bathroom stall.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
In other words, its core customers will be TBL commenters?
Forgot to mention how I was laughing at this?
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Monster is Meth Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
Is anybody going to waste their time seeing that new Clint Eastwood movie? I saw Gran Torino since he said it was his last movie that he’d be in, and from now on, I refuse to see another. Love most of his movies, but dude needs to give it the fuck up.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
Is anybody going to waste their time seeing that new Clint Eastwood movie?
I’m thinking about it. After all, it is a baseball movie.
Saw Bourne Legacy a couple of weeks ago…
SPOILER
Was disappointing. I’ll never see another installment.
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Monster is Meth Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 5:58 PM
I’m thinking about it. After all, it is a baseball movie.
I just cringe during his latest movies. Like in Gran Torino when he was coughing up blood, I don’t think he was acting. They probably just filmed him getting up in the morning.
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JDiddy3000 Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 6:12 PM
They probably just filmed him getting up in the morning.
Yeah, I don’t think he’s really “acting” anymore, I think he’s just falling apart on film and TV.
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Monster is Meth Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 6:17 PM
Maybe I’m late to the party on this one, but just saw an article on ESPN talking about Rex Ryan not putting Revis on the injured reserve so he wouldn’t take the option of playing in a Super Bowl away from him. I laughed so hard I had to go to the bathroom and wipe.
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Walking Underwear Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 7:16 PM
you could smell that awful cologne of theirs 3 miles out.
/has a friend that still wears that garbage
//mocks him mercilessly
i was lucky enough to begin college in the early days of drakkar, plus be on a floor with a few football players, including a white CB whose knees were shot but he still pulled in the women with drakkar and freddie jackson songs
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yorwifesahor Says:
September 28th, 2012 at 11:06 PM
Unless said underpants are smeared with feces. Now that’s a party.
Me wanna get shit faced

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