“Lip my stockings. Lip them. Prease Mr. Harris. Lip my stockings!”
“Lip them? You want me to lip them?”

As opposed to reputable Asian masseuse hookers in run-down hotels?

That was impeccable timing.

All we ever wanted were those magic words, either, “and then she blew me,” or, “so I fucked her.”

Rollo = happy ending

Everyone else = no happy endings*

*Except whoever it was who responded to Rollo’s story with his own story about shady Asian masseuse hookers in a run-down motel.

I was expecting a dead rabbit in a boiling pot of water on the stove. I have no shame in following Rollo’s story.

And, good work MS and Stark.

I thought I had been sniped. I guess not.

I blame my news about the third base coach of the Natinals being hired to manage a 100+ loss team starting next year.

/pats self on back

All we ever wanted were those magic words, either, “and then she blew me,” or, “so I fucked her.” I’m really disappointed in that guy putting his life ahead of my entertainment

I thought I had been sniped. I guess not.

Commenters screeching like a bunch of Justin Bieber lovers when Rollo appeared.
Ummmmm … g’night.

First-timers come into the clubhouse with a 62, think they’re at the top of the board only to discover they’re double digits off the pace.

/happened to me … once.

Lol, had a similar reaction

\Fixed for Spencer

always thought it would be great to see the pros play a scramble, they’d shoot what a 50?

I can’t remember which two Euro’s it was, maybe Donald/Westwood, not for sure, but on Tuesday’s practice round they shot a 59 on alternating shot, so I don’t think it would be out of the question to see them shoot low 50′s in a two-ball scramble.