Roundup: Looming Bacon Shortage, Man Runs Red Light and Hits Scooter & Sportscenter’s Huge Rating
Kat Dennings … Olivia Wilde as a stripper in an upcoming movie … why did Chris Chelios burn a Jay Cutler jersey at a bar? … how a photographer got the money shot at the end of Seattle/Green Bay … 30-year teacher and 15-year old student run away to France … the looming bacon shortage has me stocking up … very graphic image of “Man Crushed by Steamroller On Orders of Chinese Officials” … would you let your kid go to a pool party – where the host let kids swim with a 5-foot alligator? …
Louisiana Monroe’s 2-QB, Zone-Read system is very cool. [Smart Football]
Hawk Harrelson is the most biased announcer in baseball, study says. [WSJ]
Who are the best players in college basketball coming off injury this season? [SI]
Here’s a nice story about Nelson Cruz of the Rangers. [Star Telegram]
Save the game, Roger Goodell! [Tampa Bay Times]
The NHL lockout has claimed 20 employees of the St. Louis Blues. [Post-Dispatch]
Yankees lost. So did the Orioles. No change atop the AL East. [Sun]
Weak college football Saturday. Are you going to watch some Ryder Cup action? [Sun-Times]
Even though the rating for the Seattle/Green Bay game was down year-over-year, the Sportscenter that followed the game generated the highest rating in ESPN history. [Twitter]
“After finding a lost iPhone at a movie theater, a Pennsylvania man allegedly refused to return it unless the owner paid him a ransom, police allege.” [Smoking Gun]
The Mets are awful, so Citi Field is very, very quiet these days. [Journal]
“When Cupid told his bosses at the Sysco Corp. he had been approved for a transplant, they congratulated him. Three days later, however, they told him to clean out his desk — his job as night manager at the food distribution giant’s Riviera Beach plant was being eliminated.” [Palm Beach Post]
European dash cams need their own TV show. [via Adam]
Great memory jog – wrestling fans will appreciate this old referee controversy. [via Hot Clicks]
Difficult-to-watch collision between a scooter and a car that ran a red light. [via Cartmaniak]
This parking attempt gets truly hilarious at the :44 mark. [via Adam]
- Robert Griffin III Could Have Planted the Seeds of a Perception Problem After Sending Pictures of Wedding Gifts, Says Washington Writer
- Carmelo Anthony’s Wife Spanked Dwyane Wade’s Girlfriend at the Pool in Vegas
- Juwan Howard Hanging Out on the Beach With MSG Network’s Jill Martin While the Heat Enjoy Another Vacation
- First-Place Rangers Look Like They Made the Right Call to Pass on Josh Hamilton
- ESPN Layoffs: Mostly in Tech and Sales Departments, More to Come in June? [UPDATE]
- resolutedefense on Robert Griffin III Could Have Planted the Seeds of a Perception Problem After Sending Pictures of Wedding Gifts, Says Washington Writer
- Babar 2.0 on Robert Griffin III Could Have Planted the Seeds of a Perception Problem After Sending Pictures of Wedding Gifts, Says Washington Writer
- Ty_Webb on Robert Griffin III Could Have Planted the Seeds of a Perception Problem After Sending Pictures of Wedding Gifts, Says Washington Writer
- hussler2 on First-Place Rangers Look Like They Made the Right Call to Pass on Josh Hamilton
- VladimirCrouton on Robert Griffin III Could Have Planted the Seeds of a Perception Problem After Sending Pictures of Wedding Gifts, Says Washington Writer
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September 26th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
September 26th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Dangerous Danny Davis > Dave Hebner > Replacement refs
September 26th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, I still somehow find her attractive. I think it’s the huge bewbs. Terrible pic, btw.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
September 26th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
More fallout from the Emmys. I’ve seen better photos of Kat and this is not it. Pulled one up for us to review.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Pretty sure guys like Harrelson are paid by the clubs for whom they call games. I think that might have something to do with it and it is something I didn’t see mentioned in the article at all.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
I would like to motorboat her…
September 26th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
The horror! Quick, which politician can I blame? Shortage of swine? Nooooo!
30-year teacher and 15-year old student run away to France
Show of hands: who else thought they left Florida for France?
September 26th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Yankees lost. So did the Orioles. No change atop the AL East.
Brutal loss for the Birds last night. Just hoping to hold onto 1st Wild Card spot now.
/not having a record 2 games better than Yanks over last 7 games.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
College Football Saturday >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Golf
I would watch MAC or Sun Belt games before turning to golf. Now, I would check in on the golf scores from time to time, but full attention will always be given to College Football.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
She’s not that attractive at all, really, but her bewbs are so “out there”, they demand our attention to the point where we’ll talk ourselves into believing she is attractive.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Speak for yourself.
/We are going to get killed
September 26th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Kat and her Dennings
Rare video with DiBiase and the title. That angle pulled in a MONSTER rating on NBC believe it or not
September 26th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
/Vaughn’d
September 26th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
She’s either no 1 or close to it for me.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
She looks matronly, like the senior-ranking guard in a women’s prison movie.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
It’s actually a pretty nice ballpark, if you get a chance to visit it. I liked it better than New Yankee stadium.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
very well done, Sir.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
NBA = Sean Elliot. That guy is the worst, just like his team.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
you have a strange fascination with death
September 26th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Damn!
September 26th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Nope. No thanks. Didn’t you tell us a while ago that the pics you choose are based on recent premiers or people in headlines? Well, i’m no rocketmatician, but there HAS to be someone remotely more attractive than her you could show. Hell, I’d even take Anna Gunn.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Olivia Wilde as a stripper in an upcoming movie
yes please.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
looks like he is suffering from jock itch.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
But it gets weird and creepy when the bitch just drives away after crushing her former passengers legs.
That Olivia Wilde link is tasty, loved her on the OC.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Did you see her pic from the Emmys? Wow. Very manly looking. Not a good photo op
September 26th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Speaking of the Ryder Cup, the Golf Channel had a really cool special last night called “The War by the Shore” which told how the animosity between the U.S. and Europe really got amped up.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Marshawn Powell and BJ Young should lead Arkansas back to the tourney in ’13. And at the very least ease some of the pain that the 2012 Arkansas football team is causing me.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
There are TWO Dave Hebners!!!
September 26th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Do the Yankees have the tiebreaker?
I thought all home announcers are paid by the teams?
September 26th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
she’s horrid. pale, fat fingers and arms (at least from that pic)
September 26th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
You certainly have a type, I guess
September 26th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
I believe they are.
It would have been a nice fact for the person that wrote that article to add to the story.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Crushing picture… Alex Jones’ Infowars. WTC7! Illuminati!
September 26th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Surprised Greg Brown didn’t vault the Pirates team above No. 3.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Hawk Harrelson is the most biased announcer in baseball, study says.
is this a study of people who do what their employers say? bc, pssst, harrelson works FOR the wsox
September 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Re: Bacon Shortage
Quick, murder more pigs pumped full of growth hormone and antibiotics!
/Go Vegan
September 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
September 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
I blame Goodell on the bacon shortage. Also, Olivia Wilde as found a perfect role…stripper. More pics of this please.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Where’s the banhammer?
September 26th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Regarding those St. Louis blues employees, yep those job creators really want to keep people working. Here are a couple of points that I’ve been thinking about this political season: are there really these magical “job creators” just waiting in the wings for the right opportunity? Related to that, if someone has a good idea for a business, aren’t they going to follow through regardless of the political climate? Finally, small business people are touted as innovators, but all I see, at least in terms of food small business are a bunch of trendy sheep following each other. Here in Boston it’s cupcakes, food trucks and gourmet burger joints lol
Discuss
September 26th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
I dont get how this is relevant, they are ranking all mlb announcers, all are paid by the teams? Don & Jerry are paid just as much by the Red Sox, and they are among the least biased.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I’m all for it.
Fuck that.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Turkey bacon will have to do
September 26th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Jesus Christ that may be the worst Roundup pic I’ve seen in quite some time. C’mon JMac, this has to be a joke, right?
September 26th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
CJ-I know in Minnesota, Fox Sports North employes the announcers, not the Twins. I think that its based on contracts networks have with the ball clubs.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
She looks like an ugly/fat Rose McGowan.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
I can’t remember her in that movie. Have to go back and look, I can’t remember her scene(s) for some reason. Still one of the funny exchanges in the movie.
You’ve been warned alright, let’s move forward amicably
September 26th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
This. Why does the fact they’re paid by their respective teams matter? It’s a constant among every single announcer. Why would the writer insert that…
September 26th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
hi-five!! I think they are going to be real solid this year with the return of Powell, as long as he gives a shit. when he actually plays, he is damn good. I think the Hogs will be a top 3 or 4 team in the SEC, which isn’t saying a lot, but compared to years past, it’s quite the improvement.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
I heart Greg Brown. Him going insane after a big play is a delight to listen to. The other dude is a total bore.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
i feel bad for the farmers who have to wrangle those beastly turkey-pig super animals. not an easy job.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Kat Dennings
What genus is that beast?
And there is no bacon shortage. Big Hog is just trying to drive up prices, which will rise. Like all other food due to the drought. Did anyone read beyond the headlines on this?
“a decrease of about 1.3 percent from this year’s estimated total.”
1.3%. You’ll have your bacon and it will be only slightly more expensive. Good job by Big Hog to get in front of this before the cattle, chicken, etc… interests do.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
pirates two games under .500.
the swoon streak intact. whether it’s april, may, june or september, the Pirates will fold.
as much of a lock as the sun rising.
September 26th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
I wouldn’t expect objectivity out of Ken Harrelson or Chris Wheeler or any MLB announcer paid by the team for whom they are announcing the game.
What team is gonna stand for an employee (especially the employees with the most highly visible link to the customer base) bad mouthing their product?
September 26th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Ah, interesting. You’d think that would have some correlation, but looking at the list it appears that it doesnt. Maybe some announcers who are employeed by the team go out of their way to try to sound more objective. Also no matter who you work for, you know you’ll have more national opportunities if you don’t sound like an imbecile(Hawk).
September 26th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
I’ll be watching it all weekend. with the way some of these guys are playing, combined with the format that makes it fun for casual fans as well, it’s setting up to be pretty sweet.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Corn prices near all-time highs = higher input costs.
/pigs gotta eat, too
September 26th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Here’s a nice story about Nelson Cruz of the Rangers. [Star Telegram]
here’s another one
/any chance i get
September 26th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Do the Yankees have the tiebreaker?
Finished season 10-9 head to head so I’m assuming we do.
/Why not?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
so i’m guessing the fact they rated Michael Kay et al with 0 biased comments they never actually watched a yankees broadcast before.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
pirates two games under .500.
the swoon streak intact. whether it’s april, may, june or september, the Pirates will fold.
as much of a lock as the sun rising.
and you being a total troll. they won last night, fyi.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Aim high Willis!
September 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Corn prices near all-time highs = higher input costs.
/pigs gotta eat, too
1.3%
And pigs will eat anything. You better be more worried about beef prices.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
thats a nice plump grass carp in that roundup pic. i just caught one that looked just like it at my buddy’s lakehouse a month ago.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Froyo places are all over the place too. In NYC, there is even a froyo food truck. Food service is a trendy area so there will be people just jumping on the bandwagon. Stupid cupcake places. They are almost as bad as that roundup pic.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Aw, man. I’m still rooting for the Buccos, but it looks like the ship be sinkin’. ’13 can’t get here soon enough.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
J-Mac, have you explained why you wear the Pirates sucking like a badge of honor? did they diddle you when you were a kid or something and this is your way of getting back at them? here is a doll, point where they touched you.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
TBL, I don’t understand why you enjoy hating the Pirates this much. It’s like rooting against a three legged dog with down syndrome. It’s just mean.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
i feel bad for the farmers who have to wrangle those beastly turkey-pig super animals. not an easy job.
what will happen to man-bear-pig prices tho?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
As annoying as Michael Kay is, Hawk runs laps around him. That’s what made that Thome game winning HR against the Chisox a few years ago so satisfying, it got him to STFU.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Turnabout is fair play. Troll on, J-Mac.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Hawk Harrelson was actually fired by the Red Sox in the early 80′s for being too critical of management. I honestly don’t remember him being a super-homer when he was calling Red Sox games.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Replace “Pirates” with “Jets” and “TBL” with “everyone.” He needs catharsis.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
and you being a total troll. they won last night, fyi
I don’t think he’s trolling (this time). It’s how I love hating the Yankees. I’ll do or say anything to diminish them.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Then wouldnt you only have to be 1 game better than them over the last week to win the division?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Replace “Pirates” with “Jets” and “TBL” with “everyone.” He needs catharsis.
Nobody hates the Jets. People hate Rex Ryan and his stupid boasting, and TBL’s claims that Mark Sanchez is competent.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
/pigs gotta eat, too
1.3%
And pigs will eat anything.
they won’t get fat eating just anything, and fat is what makes bacon bacon.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Completely agree. Kentucky, Florida, Vandy, Mizzou and Mississippi St all lose a lot (not that it means much in Kentucky’s case), but as long as we make the tourney I’ll consider the season a success. It should be an entertaining season regardless, I love that Anderson’s here.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
I’ve got a buddy of mine that raises a few hogs and gets them processed for him and his family. He goes around the local grocery stores and picks up all the expired milk and gives it to the hogs. They drink that shit like it’s the greatest thing ever. He also feeds them coal, and I’ve seen it first hand. They fucking devour it. I’ve been told by him and old timers that the pigs eat it for all of the minerals.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
This aggression against the Hawkaroo will not stand
September 26th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
The past few years, the Jets have been a solid #2 most hated team for me after the Packers.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
very graphic image of “Man Crushed by Steamroller On Orders of Chinese Officials”
That was unpleasant to see.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
September 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
I don’t think he’s trolling (this time). It’s how I love hating the Yankees. I’ll do or say anything to diminish them.
of course he is. One, he posted that at random. two, they still can finish with a winning record (currently 76-78).
September 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
you’re right, picking on the Pirates is too easy. 15+ years of futility is low hanging fruit. i should find another target.
give me some time on this.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
If you think thats bad, check out this other image of the same accident
September 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
And for the smokey flavor.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
you’re right, picking on the Pirates is too easy. 15+ years of futility is low hanging fruit. i should find another target.
give me some time on this.
1969 was a long time ago, Jets fan.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Was goin g through some old family letters from the War of Southern Insurrection (we won, bitches!). Anyway, one thing that my great, great uncle described was walking through the battlefield (Fredericksburg) and seeing the hogs eat the bodies.
\The more you know’d
September 26th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Yeah, this would be correct. Although it may not matter with the Orioles unable to beat the Blue Jays.
/still think the Os peaked a few weeks too soon
September 26th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Then wouldnt you only have to be 1 game better than them over the last week to win the division?
Meant Orioles went 10-9 against the Yanks for the regular season series. And from reading Jayson Stark’s article on playoff scenarios, if Os and Yanks finished tied for AL East the one game playoff for the division would be in Baltimore.
/that atmosphere and crowd would be insane.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
The Jay Cutler acquisition is just what the Bears needed to assure themselves the #2 spot on my list…between that and the whole Schwartz/Suh thing the top three might be all division rivals for the first time ever (sorry Cowboys)
September 26th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
they won’t get fat eating just anything, and fat is what makes bacon bacon.
Well, not just anything, but there are options beyond ethanol inflated priced corn. Bacon is just a nice buzz word. The Beef Council should immediately start a PR campaign that steak prices are about to double. Everybody will be able to have their bacon wrapped bacon with bacon bit this winter.
1.3%.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
I think Mississippi State will take a huge step back since Stansbury’s cheating ass is gone. Anderson is going to have this team rolling in another year. already have a Top 10 signing class for next year, just need a big man or two.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
I still can’t figure out why A&M / Arkie is at 11AM.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Question for the ladies ’bout the Dennings pic.
Red dress/red lipstick. Isn’t she supposed to be wearing red nail polish?
/just wondering
September 26th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Jason, you should be thankful. It’s great for business.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
/Johnny Jones’d
//Al Toon’d
///Blair Thomas’d
////Browning Nagle’d
/////Could keep going forever
September 26th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Not a lady, but I couldn’t get passed tha man hands to see what color she’s wearing.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Was goin g through some old family letters from the War of Southern Insurrection (we won, bitches!). Anyway, one thing that my great, great uncle described was walking through the battlefield (Fredericksburg) and seeing the hogs eat the bodies.
\The more you know’d
Not sure if you watch Justified, but I guarantee that Quarles’ body is fed to the hogs. Probably won’t be seen, but it will be mentioned next season.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
The Bears have been too entertaining to me for the wrong reasons, between all the draft busts and terrible quarterbacks and Dave Wannstedt. I just feel sorry for the Lions.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Last video – and she drove away at the end, leaving her friend there! Who does that?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Oh yeah totally forgot those. Biggest ripoff ever. And the other thing is that these places not only copy the main concept but all the graphic design is the same. Cutesy name, same kind of patterns. With cupcakes you can expect colors like brown black and pink and a lot of curly graphics. Yeah, small biz are really innovative. I’m sure they’re really referring to tech startups but in Anytown USA you’re not going to find a lot of new ideas
September 26th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Cartmaniak is probably the lowest human alive.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
So Brick Top was right?
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Olyphant keeps ending up in series where people are fed to hogs.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
If you think thats bad, check out this other image of the same accident
I will never understand bloated lips. Clown make-up. And I understand some people are light skinned. But why is she translucent? Is she allergic to Vitamin D?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Stupid cupcake places.
cupcakes suck. stupid paper, not bite sized, so they are a crumble hazard, too much frosting
September 26th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
/Johnny Jones’d
//Al Toon’d
///Blair Thomas’d
////Browning Nagle’d
/////Could keep going forever
//////that incredible jackass that wears a fireman’s hat and climbs on his friend’s shoulders
September 26th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
/still think the Os peaked a few weeks too soon
Pisses me off that Buck refuses to start Bundy but continues to run out Chen, whose arm is clearly dead, and Saunders, whose stuff doesn’t play at OPACY & the AL East.
/final 7 game starters should be: Gonzalez, Tillman, Johnson, Bundy, Gonzalez, Tillman and ?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
This. Based on her hand size, I’m confident she has a massive dong. You know science has discovered a correlation between hand size and dong size.
/probably not true
September 26th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
The Irish brothers chopped up and fed the English butcher to the pigs in Hell on Wheels.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
One of the best scenes in any of Guy Richie’s films.
/that, and the scenes with Tyrone
September 26th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
all this pig talk and no mention of deadwood’s fine pride of porcines?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
I guess the rules changed this year, before a playoff wasnt needed in this scenario
September 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
I’m going to defend Kat and just chalk that up to a bad photo. I dont think she is as hideous as everyone is making her out to be.
/must be the cleavage.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
It’s 12:21 ET. Love the Aggies here, laying 13.5. A&M hasn’t covered a game in the last 7 times they’re met.
/Never bet to break a streak
September 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
because Arkansas fucking sucks. are you going? I apologize in advance.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Al Toon was a good player, can’t lump him with the Nagle’s etc of the world.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Palmer
I have Wild Card and ALDS tickets (won the lottery for the right to purchase) but I have a bad feeling they miss out on the postseason now. The injuries and schedule (Texas, TB) are gonna bite em.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
He also feeds them coal, and I’ve seen it first hand. They fucking devour it. I’ve been told by him and old timers that the pigs eat it for all of the minerals.
same as when your dog/cat eats grass
September 26th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Growing up, occasionally a chicken would get loose and end up in the pigpen. Nothing left but a few feathers.
/spits
September 26th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
does Justified start soon? or is it not until February or something? I don’t watch much TV, but when it starts getting dark early I need something to keep me busy in the evening.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Ok I just read an article on MLB.com that states:
Tiebreaker scenarios
If two teams are tied atop the division and both are assured of making the postseason, head-to-head record would be used to determine which team is the division champ and which falls to the Wild Card.
So if O’s/Yanks tie, O’s win the division.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I can watch Snatch over and over. The more I watch it, I pick up on more and more on some of the British slang. Great stuff.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
He was fantastic, but the mere mention of him makes Jets fans cringe since his career was cut short. Could’ve been one of the greats
September 26th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
/not Coop?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Agree. This is the Internet, however, where every male commenter has an eight-inch dick and looks like Brad Clooney.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
BP has them at 91.7% chance. I would have thought higher.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Hmm. That mayy have been an outdated article..
September 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
So if the pig squeezes the coal out of his asshole, does he get a diamond from that??
/had to ask.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Question about pigs/hogs eating people – does the person have to be dead for a bit, ya know decomposing, or chopped up? Or if you or me just laid down in that filth for a few minutes would they start munching?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Did anyone watch that ugly gutter trash Mindy Kaling’s show?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Very true, one of my favorite players growing up. I remember him being the first time I learned about concussions.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
I think I agree with you, except you contradicted yourself about 3 times in those 2 sentences. the one concern would be the advantage the road team generally has in the early games. but that advantage is quickly wiped out by the Hogs awful, awful defensive backs. not sure what the O/U is for the game, but take it.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Fourth season is filming now. Should debut in January/February.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I have Wild Card and ALDS tickets (won the lottery for the right to purchase) but I have a bad feeling they miss out on the postseason now. The injuries and schedule (Texas, TB) are gonna bite em.
Definitely feel like they will be having to play on Oct. 4th at this point.
Tiebreaker scenarios
If two teams are tied atop the division and both are assured of making the postseason, head-to-head record would be used to determine which team is the division champ and which falls to the Wild Card.
So if O’s/Yanks tie, O’s win the division.
Thanks, CJ. That Stark article, while including a lot of info., was a tad confusing.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I would love that to be correct. But I smell a losing streak coming on. Pitchers are gassed, injuries are mounting, Yankees only lose when the Orioles do, and the Rays/As will not go away. Again, I really hope Im wrong.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
nope. she is equally as hideous as that pasty redheaded chick with the huge cans.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
I actually enjoy that show a bit. Didn’t know anyone else here watched it.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Fourth season is filming now. Should debut in January/February.
Definetly a show I need to watch. Are the other 3 seasons on Netflix?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Dont listen to me, you were right. They changed the rules this year, and I find it totally unneccessary. There could be tie breaker games all over the place. So stupid.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
I always pick on something different when I see Snatch again too, even Brad Pitt’s unintelligible Mickey.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Based on my research from the movie Hannibal, they’ll eat yo ass alive.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
There was a post on Gawker recently about the Kanye sex tape being forty minutes long and almost every single comment was about how forty minutes isn’t that long to have sex. Everyone on the internet is a sex god. Especially those with favstar accounts.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Hmm. That mayy have been an outdated article..
I still think you are right. The Yanks-Os would only have to play to determine AL East winner if there was a 3 or 4 way tie that included the wild card and A’s/Angels/Rays.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Yeah. Wasn’t much there.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Not even a redhead, she’s a bottle redhead.
Which to me, as a ginger, is like blackface.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I dont believe so. Highly recommend finding those somewhere, though. Season 1 is a bit uneven after it’s awesome pilot (the middle section of the season flirts with becoming a procedural), but S2 is amazeballs and S3 nearly as good.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
saw Battleship last night. who the fuck thought that turd was gonna make money?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
This kinda makes our point for us. There is nothing discernibly hot about her, with the exception of her large breasts. Awesome, you have big tits, here’s your award. Aside from that, the “internet” is literally teaming with pictures of beautiful hollywood starlets (not to mention any other hot woman ever in history), so why choose this fat hand flewzy? Give the readers what they want!
/team 12 inch dong
//Badley Hamm’d
September 26th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I’m a few episodes behind, but I like it, too.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Having seen the Aggies OFF, they seem to run quick tempo and this could steam roll ARK quickly. Also, I was thinking payback from last season’s game in DAL after TAM blew the 1st half lead. I was just pointing out that TAM hasn’t covered spread in the last 7 games vs ARK. I’ve been told by my friend that you never bet to break a streak, which is what I would be doing here. I’ve got run my nos. to get my score and we’ll see from there.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Rays/As will not go away
That White Sox – Rays 4 gamer in Chicago this weekend is (obviously) huge. Just hope the Rays offense fails to make the trip.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
I am more partial to Archie teaching proper slapping techniques in Rocknrolla.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Why?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
If I”m reading this article correctly, they would need to play a game even if they’re the only 2 teams tied and both of them are assured playoff spots:
Two-Club Tie for Division Championship and Wild Card: Similar to the previous scenario, one tiebreaker game will take place on Thursday, October 4 to determine the division kingpin, with the loser being declared a wild-card winner.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Well, its certainly dependent on how much whiskey ones consumed.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
2012 is the Year of Taylor Kitsch. 2012 is the Year of Unemployed Taylor Kitsch.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Well, fuck. I meant 2013 on the latter. POINT REMAINS.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
The scene where Riggins and a bunch of senior citizen Navy vets outfit the USS Missouri for battle while AC/DC raged in the background is the most American goddamn thing ever put to film.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Daily pics of Salma Hayek.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
My boy and I always go back and forth with “Hey, you like Dags? Dags??? Oh….yeah, I like Dogs.”
September 26th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
40 minutes is an eternity. I’m tryna be in and out in 8 minutes or less.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
does Justified start soon? or is it not until February or something?
Fourth season is filming now. Should debut in January/February.
Yeah, um, Dickie is still going to have awesome hair. From the Emmys the other night…
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/15/15/24/3462444/3/628×471.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.beaumontenterprise.com/entertainment/article/Games-of-Thrones-top-creative-arts-Emmy-winner-3868829.php&h=436&w=628&sz=33&tbnid=9fnH2ZUixD1iPM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=137&prev=/search%3Fq%3Ddickie%2Bbennett%2Bemmys%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=dickie+bennett+emmys&usg=__Zur734SRxYkMR4-92_NHujnCIZ4=&docid=-hOljR4PNAd0lM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=cQVjUP2bFcLc2AWYroDwCg&ved=0CCUQ9QEwAQ&dur=366
September 26th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
this article
Seems pretty straight forward. Don’t think it will matter but glad that game would be played at OPACY.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
This. If you go longer than 20 somebody is doing something wrong and you are just wasting time.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Definetly a show I need to watch. Are the other 3 seasons on Netflix?
I bought Season 1 for $15 on Amazon. Season 2 was $22. $37/26 episodes. Slightly more than a dollar a episode. The first four or five of Season 1 won’t be worth it, but every episode after that you are more than getting your money’s worth.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
I’m doing something wrong regardless of time frame.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Now that Rutgers beat Arkansas I hope they turn it around and win the rest of their games. Go Hogs.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
O Wilde joins G Stefani on the “If they had implants they’d be a 10″ list. The A cups ruin them for me.
/team curves
September 26th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
O’s clearly starting to feel the pressure. Performance on O since that bases loaded no out choke job on Mon has been pathetic.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
To quote the great Richard Pryor, “I can go 4-5 minutes tops, then I need 9 hours of sleep…and a bowl of Wheaties”
September 26th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Performance on O since that bases loaded no out choke job on Mon has been pathetic.
Yeah, starting pitching hasn’t been great all year so nothing has changed there. Was at game last night and Toronto starter didn’t break 86 mph and we didn’t get a runner to 3rd until 9th.
/sad
//not stop-donating-to-PSU sad but still sad
September 26th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
holy shit. that’s awesome that your family has kept family letters from the Civil War.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
It doesn’t bother me as long as they have a nice flat stomach and don’t look like that girl from “Girls”.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
First off, Olivia Wilde is way hotter than Gwen Stefani could ever dream to be. And I’m all about curves, but when you have Olivia Wilde’s face, exceptions must be made. She’s unreal.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
We counting foreplay into this timeframe? cause FP takes sometime, the actual act? 8-10 minutes.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Give the readers what they want!
Daily pics of Salma Hayek.
You’re goddamned right on that!
September 26th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Oh and they need to have a nice ass. A flat ass to me is much more disturbing than small boobs.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Something along the lines of this?
/tying into Monday’s football debacle
//Team Curves, but I do make exceptions
September 26th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Absolutely. Theres no olympians here.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
See, I was thinking that foreplay wasn’t being counted …
It’s just … incomplete.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
This is THE TRUTH!!!
September 26th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Hey eyes make me feel funny. And Gwen Stefani is pushing 50 or at least near there. Wilde is primed.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Preach. And I’m a boob guy more than an ass guy. Just can’t do anything with a woman with no ass a la the hooker in Monsters Ball.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
An ex had 38DDs and a flat ass. was such a shame. Granted those things were already starting to reach two eggs hanging on a nail status at 25.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Being viciously hungover but very much interested can greatly skew the average. I assume it’s the same with Kanye and blow.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Yup, Stefani circa 1995 is a much different story.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Hey eyes make me feel funny. And Gwen Stefani is pushing 50 or at least near there. Wilde is primed.
She is like early 40s if not 40.
/I’m almost there
September 26th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Being viciously hungover but very much interested can greatly skew the average. I assume it’s the same with Kanye and blow.
I wouldn’t be surprised if you had inadvertently pissed into a vag at some point.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
We got about 5-60 of them from an uncle. Begins with him walking from Harrison County, Ohio (far eastern) to Columbus to volunteer in 1861. Ends with him mustering out in Georgia.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Shoulda made her take the stairs, squat, anything to get rounder.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
streaks have to end at some point. Arkansas defense is giving up over 450 yards per game, and that is against shit offenses. Rutgers had the 103rd ranked passing offense going into last week, they aren’t that low anymore. like I said, aTm and the over is a solid bet for the Saturday.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
The Irish brothers fed the German butcher to the hogs. Great show.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Nice for Freddy Freeman that his homer put the Braves in the playoffs after making the final out in last years collapse.
/watch them lose the wildcard play-in
September 26th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
that really is badass, man. I interviewed my grandfather about living through the Depression and fighting in WWII and still have my notebook. that’s awesome you have a point-of-view record of the Civil War in your family.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Yep, as the room begins to stick of booze from sweat and the nausea kicks in it’s time to fake it.
/Romantic
September 26th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Yeah to clarify I meant Stefani in her prime. Wilde is perfect in every way but the boobs of a 12 yr old.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I love asses but a 38 DD and a flat ass? I’d have no problem with that.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Having a hard time believing someone from Ohio at any point in history was actually literate.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
No. I have a good excuse… a baby shower.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
To be fair, his first sports memory is Ismail in 1989, so don’t go confusing him with history. All those vodka/red bulls hurt his brain cells.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Yeah…that’s why I try to be high and not drunk if I know I’m going to hook up with someone. Plus weed helps me last forever. Or time slows way the fuck down, I dunno.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
I’ve run mine.
A&M 41
Arkie 27
September 26th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Uh, thanks but no thanks.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Sometimes the science experiments finds you, I expect your hypothesis in the hour whilst I wrangle up some test subjects. Not sure if I know anyone sober enough for a control group who’d be willing?
September 26th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I’ve got something similar with TXAM 46 ARK 19
That TXAM no. is a little skewed because of the SCST score, 70-14. I’ll run with that and lay the 13.5pts. Would be nice if public money dumped on ARK and drove that no. down.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
No. Horsefaceitis. See: Sarah Jessica Parker
September 26th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
that is really bad ass.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Wasn’t that in an episode of South Park?
September 26th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
that’s a nice kick to the pills.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
This ties into the bacon issue. Lipstick on a pig.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Reminds me of one of the best horror short stories ever, “Time and Again,” by (really) Breece D’J Pancake.
Who, by the way, is a writer well worth checking out. Offed himself at age 26. Only one collection of short stories.
September 26th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Buck Bundy > Bud Bundy
September 26th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Dammit, don’t see it on iBooks.
September 26th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Mullet’s fascination with gymnasts finds nothing wrong with this.
September 26th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
/team kat dennings