Enes Kanter Tweets Request for Blondes at Dinner, Brunettes For a Massage
Enes Kanter went to the Cheesecake Factory last night. He didn’t have a date so asked Twitter if any blondes were interested in joining him for dinner. We can’t be sure if anyone took him up on his offer because after dinner he asked for a brunette to rub him down.
Eating dinner @cheesecake downtown, looking for a blonde to eat dinner with me at my table. Does anyone wanna join me ?
— Enes Kanter (@Enes_Kanter) September 26, 2012
Just finished dinner. Thanks Twitter <3 Now need a massage. BRUNETTES WELCOME
— Enes Kanter (@Enes_Kanter) September 26, 2012
One person responded to Kanter’s request for a massage, unfortunately, she lives in Oklahoma.
Catch me if you can I’m the Gingerbread Man
— Enes Kanter (@Enes_Kanter) September 26, 2012
Obviously.
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September 26th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Brunettes do give better massages. Don’t hate the playa.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
ok fellas, new standard for fatherhood. do a bit better than this, and you;re good
September 26th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
His name rhymes with penis.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
ZOMG social media, sexual mores, collapse of society! I recall pulling women off of MSN messenger back in high-school, wasn’t always smart pretty women but they got the job done with punctually and with enthusiasm.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
I’ve had that song from Santigold stuck in my head for about 48 hours.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
I regret my first comment almost as much as that father regrets not using protection the night that girl from Oklahoma was conceived.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Has anyone actually eaten at one of these places? Can’t imagine they are good.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Enes Kante kinda reminds me of this
Don’t believe everything you see on the internet. Bonjour.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Has anyone actually eaten at one of these places? Can’t imagine they are good.
Yes. It’s like a nicer, better version of Chili’s. Take that to mean what you will…
September 26th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Hitting 100% grammar fails in comments today, would not impress MSN messenger heroes.
/started movement to call slutty girls in high-school heroes
//To encourage such behaviour right, positive re-enforcement
///Never understand sexually frustrated males slut-shaming, you morons
September 26th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Is everyone on vacation or did CRM get a raise?
September 26th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
California Pizza Chicken or Cheesecake Factory.
OBESE IN AMERICA, TUNE INTO CNN TONIGHT 8/7c
September 26th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
only for special occassions. otherwise, it’s Applebees for the Clueless Trey fam.
/Trey
September 26th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
fuck cheesecake
September 26th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
On the next Guys with Kids……hot potato? you betcha……7/8 central on the peacock.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
terrorist.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
“That’s ok, cheesecake. Don’t cry. He’s not gonna hurt you anymore. I got you.”
/nom nom nom’d
September 26th, 2012 at 12:08 PM
7/8 central
whoa. how does this work?
September 26th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Went to a Cheesecake Factory for a 1st Communion lunch for my niece this past spring in Baltimore. Lot of different entrees, was actually pretty good. Place was packed. Lots of good mixed drinks too.
Also, you can find her there. Well, at least on the show.
/find her very attractive.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
fuck cheesecake
If you’re talking about the restaurant Cheesecake Factory, then yes fuck them for being overpriced. If you’re talking about the food…well that’s pistols at dawn, sir.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Its a more uppity food chain for us that are willing to pay more to not be near regular folk.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
The Central Time zone is pretty awesome. I missed it so much. Eastern time zone BLOWS.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Also, you can find her there. Well, at least on the show.
/find her very attractive.
You and many, many others.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:11 PM
American has Milestones?
September 26th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
My brain has finally collapsed on own lack of genius.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Still on Team Brunette, but something about her makes me say Giddy-up.
/must be the constant shots of cleavage on the show
//watches re-runs on TBS
September 26th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
They are really ridiculous on some stuff. I am pretty sure Cheesecake factories survive on nonworking women. My Brother-in-law is a kitchen manager for one and says that the same women will come in 5 times a week for lunch.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
September 26th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Enes needs to work on his game…on and off the court. Dude shouldn’t need to go on Twitter to pull some tail.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
He should have tweeted JaMarcus Russell, he’d have been there faster than you can say “purple drank”.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
ok, let me clarify
fuck cream cheese
September 26th, 2012 at 12:18 PM
lockout lifted?
September 26th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
ok, let me clarify
fuck cream cheese
You’re digging a hole.
September 26th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
A couple of similar cases occurred when I was living in Charlotte. In both, the parent said they simply forgot the baby was in the car.
One involved a low-income Hispanic mom; she got tossed into jail posthaste. The other involved a well-to-do whie male physician; he was never charged.
Take from that what you will.