Comments on: Chris Perez, Indians Closer, Had a Nice Sparring Session with the Media Tuesday

By: bk

bk — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:20:18 +0000

/RIP OPIE!

Dick move, totally haven’t watched yet.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:07:24 +0000

Sorry. Wasn’t gonna mention it until I saw that image and realized he looked just like Opie.

Guess I can do something else tonight

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:57:16 +0000

The Gemma storyline is garbage. She just needs to STFU and stop talking about here grandchildren.

You know who needs to shut the fuck up? Van Pelt about twitter every 2 fucking minutes on his show.

By: dikembemutomballs

dikembemutomballs — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:56:31 +0000

He’s still no John Kruk.
“I ain’t an athlete lady, I’m a baseball player”
/takes long drag off of a Marlboro red

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:55:42 +0000

Great fucking episode last night

The Gemma storyline is garbage. She just needs to STFU and stop talking about here grandchildren.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:52:41 +0000

SOA was tough to watch last night with Opie being off’d “I’m being released and there’s nothing you can do about that. I’m gonna find out who you are, where you live……..and I’m going to kill you”

Great fucking episode last night

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:49:23 +0000

Chris Perez looks like he smells like he tastes like a piss-scented baseball playing Chewbacca.

/not sure i fixed it

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:49:02 +0000

we need more assholes who play for shitty teams

Jeff George is holding for you on line one, sir.

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:48:16 +0000

He was just being a dick for being a dick’s sake.

He’s still no John Kruk.

By: Scouser

Scouser — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:48:06 +0000

I could care less. I’d rather be playing for something.”

How much less could you care, Chris? Please tell us.

Chris Perez looks like he smells like piss.

Welcome to the club bay-bee!! Let’s go watch Dookie play!

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:46:47 +0000

How is that even a sparring session? It was just a reporter asking questions. It wasn’t like they were arguing or really going back and forth.

We have long-since passed the day where the headline matches the actual story.

By: diceroni

diceroni — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:46:25 +0000

Wish there were more of you, Chris.

right, we need more assholes who play for shitty teams.

Ladies and gentlemen, Heath Bell.

By: Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks

Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:44:32 +0000

Only elite players can have opinions/be disgruntled with how their teams run?

He had no opinions in that interview. He was just being a dick for being a dick’s sake. He’s a child. Fuck him.

By: somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

somewhereoverthedwaynebowe — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:41:43 +0000

but I’d much rather have this guy on my team than “both teams played hard, one game at a time, gotta grind it out” guy.

qualifier… the “both teams played hard” guy has to be as medicore/bad as perez is, obviously.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:40:53 +0000

Chris Perez looks like he smells like piss.

By: somewhereoverthedwaynebowe

somewhereoverthedwaynebowe — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:39:59 +0000

It’d be one thing if Perez was an elite player. Instead, he’s just a kinda meh closer for a shitty team.

Only elite players can have opinions/be disgruntled with how their teams run? Maybe he comes off as an asshole when he does it, but I’d much rather have this guy on my team than “both teams played hard, one game at a time, gotta grind it out” guy.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:39:02 +0000

This guy wasn’t being candid…he was intentionally trying to be a dick.

Even better.

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:38:54 +0000

If that makes him an asshole, then I guess he’s an asshole.

having played for the Cardinals and the Tribe makes him an asshole.

By: TimmyTheEnchanter

TimmyTheEnchanter — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:38:13 +0000

Cleveland fans should direct more of their anger at their owner if you ask me.

Trying to make sense of the mind of one of these poor people seems risky, but yeah – Chris Perez did not build this roster.

By: Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks

Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:36:58 +0000

It’d be one thing if Perez was an elite player. Instead, he’s just a kinda meh closer for a shitty team.

/wank