Chris Perez, Indians Closer, Had a Nice Sparring Session with the Media Tuesday
Chris Perez, the ornery, fireballing Cleveland closer who had a memorable tussle with a douchy fan in Oakland last month, recorded his 37th save Tuesday, then decided he’d talk to the ink-stained wretches (he had been boycotting them). From the Plain Dealer:
Reporter: How did it feel to play the spoiler today?
Perez: “I could care less. I’d rather be playing for something.”
Reporter: How have you managed to stay sharp between save opportunities?
Perez: “I’ve had a lot of practice this year.”
Reporter: Are you starting to think about next year and what you can build on?
Perez: “I’m not.”
Reporter: What’s been your routine because you wouldn’t expect to go six, seven or eight games between save opportunities?
Perez: “Have you watched us this year? We haven’t been in seven or eight games in a row.”
Reporter: What do you think the team has learned from this year?
Perez: “No comment. I have opinions, but I’m not going to say them right now.”
As Perez walked away from reporters, he said, “It will be a fun last couple of days of the season when I’m allowed to talk again.”
A round of applause for Chris Perez and his candor. Wish there were more of you, Chris. Or, I wish you played for a team that was postseason-bound. [Plain Dealer]
Previously: Indians Closer Chris Perez Doesn’t Think Much of Cleveland, or Cleveland Fans
Previously: Chris Perez Argued with an A’s Fan, Then Told Him to Get His D*** out of His Mouth

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September 26th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
A round of applause for Chris Perez and his candor. Wish there were more of you, Chris.
Couldn’t agree more. Seems as though the media loves bashing players when they speak their mind if it’s something the media generally doesn’t agree with though.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Can someone be said to have “candor” when they finish the interview with a “no comment”?
/sincere question
September 26th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
What a dick.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
Love the caption, it does look like someone shaved Chewie’s face.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
Can someone be said to have “candor” when they finish the interview with a “no comment”?
/sincere question
Good point. Although he’s been pretty candid before and it got him in some trouble. Can’t fault the guy too much for wanting to hang on to his money. Continually ripping ownership probably wouldn’t be good for his bottom line. As long as he’s said it once, no need to keep doing it.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Maybe he shouldn’t of blown all those saves when the Indians were actually still in it. Way to throw your teammates under the bus. Hopefully he can be dealt for something decent.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
At least he wasn’t beaten to death with a lead pipe last night like his twin.
/RIP OPIE!
September 26th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
GAH!!
I DVR’d it and haven’t seen it yet.
/although if you know the story of Hamlet, you could’ve seen it coming.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Maybe he shouldn’t of blown all those saves when the Indians were actually still in it. Way to throw your teammates under the bus. Hopefully he can be dealt for something decent.
This type of response is another reason why Derek Jeter doesn’t have an opinion on anything and is arguably the most boring superstar ever.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
This guy wasn’t being candid…he was intentionally trying to be a dick.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Sorry. Wasn’t gonna mention it until I saw that image and realized he looked just like Opie.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Tim Duncan would like a word with you.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
right, we need more assholes who play for shitty teams.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
He’s going scorched earth trying to get traded. It’s a questionable strategy, but I will grant you it’s fun for people who aren’t Indians fans to watch.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
How is that even a sparring session? It was just a reporter asking questions. It wasn’t like they were arguing or really going back and forth.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
I dunno, those appear to be honest answers to pretty dumb questions “what do you do to stay sharp??” If that makes him an asshole, then I guess he’s an asshole. Cleveland fans should direct more of their anger at their owner if you ask me.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
It’d be one thing if Perez was an elite player. Instead, he’s just a kinda meh closer for a shitty team.
/wank
September 26th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Trying to make sense of the mind of one of these poor people seems risky, but yeah – Chris Perez did not build this roster.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
having played for the Cardinals and the Tribe makes him an asshole.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Even better.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
It’d be one thing if Perez was an elite player. Instead, he’s just a kinda meh closer for a shitty team.
Only elite players can have opinions/be disgruntled with how their teams run? Maybe he comes off as an asshole when he does it, but I’d much rather have this guy on my team than “both teams played hard, one game at a time, gotta grind it out” guy.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Chris Perez looks like he smells like piss.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
but I’d much rather have this guy on my team than “both teams played hard, one game at a time, gotta grind it out” guy.
qualifier… the “both teams played hard” guy has to be as medicore/bad as perez is, obviously.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
He had no opinions in that interview. He was just being a dick for being a dick’s sake. He’s a child. Fuck him.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Wish there were more of you, Chris.
right, we need more assholes who play for shitty teams.
Ladies and gentlemen, Heath Bell.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
We have long-since passed the day where the headline matches the actual story.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
I could care less. I’d rather be playing for something.”
How much less could you care, Chris? Please tell us.
Chris Perez looks like he smells like piss.
Welcome to the club bay-bee!! Let’s go watch Dookie play!
September 26th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
He’s still no John Kruk.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Jeff George is holding for you on line one, sir.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
/not sure i fixed it
September 26th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
SOA was tough to watch last night with Opie being off’d “I’m being released and there’s nothing you can do about that. I’m gonna find out who you are, where you live……..and I’m going to kill you”
Great fucking episode last night
September 26th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
The Gemma storyline is garbage. She just needs to STFU and stop talking about here grandchildren.
September 26th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
September 26th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
You know who needs to shut the fuck up? Van Pelt about twitter every 2 fucking minutes on his show.
September 26th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Sorry. Wasn’t gonna mention it until I saw that image and realized he looked just like Opie.
Guess I can do something else tonight
September 26th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
/RIP OPIE!
Dick move, totally haven’t watched yet.