Tired of first dates where I find out girl I’m out with was a Debutante

Replace “Debutante” with “Tranny,” and I’m right with ya, buddy.

this sounds like a scene from 90210, when they were freshman at California U

Well, it was a sight to behold. Hundreds of lovely women passing by just shrieking in sheer happiness. It makes me feel like an old man now, but its a memory.

When Bid Day came to Chapel Hill, I would always go to my buddy’s frat house on the fraternity/sorority row on Franklin Street and watch all the girls just running by en masse in what one his brothers called the “vagilanche”.

this sounds like a scene from 90210, when they were freshman at California U

Good times.

Tired of first dates where I find out girl I’m out with was a Debutante

I had a quick and simple rule in college: if the girl was wearing a bow or ribbons in her hair, no.

It’s a well-known fact that all sorority girls at Ole Miss major in Husbandry 101 (i.e. “How to find and land a husband”).

also known as the MRS. degree

It’s a well-known fact that all sorority girls at Ole Miss major in Husbandry 101 (i.e. “How to find and land a husband”).

That’s the entire south, not just Ole Miss.

/Tired of first dates where I find out girl I’m out with was a Debutante

S.E.O.

“What does that have to do with sports?”

“Well, they were sort of running.”

“Go with it!”