Roger Goodell, this is your life:

Lingerie league commissioner Mitch Mortaza issued the following semi-grammatical statement in a blistering email sent from the strip mall that houses the league headquarters:

“Because of the LFL’s perception it is that much more critical for us to hire officiating crews that are competent, not only for the credibility of our game but to keep our athletes safer. Due to several on-field incompetent officiating we chose to part ways with with a couple crews which apparently are now officiating in the NFL. We have a lot of respect for our officials but we felt the officiating was not in line with our expectations.

Mortaza’s statement continued. “We have not made public comment to date because we felt it was not our place to do so. However in light of
tonight’s event, we felt it was only fair that NFL fans knew the truth as to who are officiating these games.”

Names! We want names! The embarrassment continues. [via Twin Cities]

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