Gina Carano Will Be In an All-Female Expendables Rip-Off
Gina Carano is a big movie star now. While Haywire bombed at the box office, it was a decent enough action movie. (It’s streaming on Netflix) Next up she’ll be in Fast 6 and after that, she’s been pegged (*suggestive elbow to the ribs*) for a new action movie that is described as an “all-female riff on The Expendables.”
Here’s what producer Adi Shankar had to say about Carano’s involvement. Via Variety:
“I don’t know how I’m supposed to make a movie that is supposed to be the female version of ‘The Expendables’ without Gina Carano in it. It would be like making Twix without caramel or Jamba Juice without jamba.”
Yes. Gina Carano who has officially been in two movies at this point in her acting career is basically the jamba of juice of lady action movies or something. I’m sorry, I’m not entirely sure what a jamba is.
It’s nice to think that she’s the new top female action star, but you have to wonder who this dude thinks will be the juice or cookie crunch of this movie. Angelina Jolie, Kate Beckinsale and Mila Jovovich? I have to tell you, that doesn’t sound like something that would happen. Either way, hopefully, this movie is more Expendables II-inspired than Expendables-inspired because Expendables II was freaking awesome.
[Variety via Fightlinker]
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September 25th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
I am trying to think if I would know this woman exists if CRM died 4 years ago in an Olchympic javelin accident…
September 25th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
How the hell do they forget about Cookies and Cream Twix? Great candy bar.
September 25th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
I co-sign with this idea.
September 25th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Didn’t she not even deliver her own lines in that movie, or am I imagining that?
September 25th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
A ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff?
September 25th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
http://www.replacementgoogle.com
September 25th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
That be cheap.
September 25th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Needs to have that Rousey chick who’s always bustin’ guys in the chops.
September 25th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
lol.
September 25th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Statements like this bother me. I guarantee you know what jamba juice is. It would be like me saying I don’t know who Snookie is. Now even though I don’t watch Jersey Shore, I know who that train wreck is.
September 25th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
her penis is too big to star in the female version of the expendables.
September 25th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
Nice reading comprehension, bro.