While Michigan was turning the ball over at an alarming rate, and losing to surprisingly-unbeaten Notre Dame, this happened, a few blocks from the stadium in South Bend:

St. Joseph County Police received a call around 9 p.m. for a fight at the corner of Willis St. and Bulla Rd. Once on the scene, officers found a man lying in the road and another man standing next to him.

The man on the ground had severe facial and upper body wounds. According to police, both men said they were hit by a car, but police have not confirmed that. Investigators say it’s possible that is a story to cover-up a fight.

While police were talking to the men, a woman approached officers and said she’d been hit in the face with a case of Natural Light Beer. The woman had very visible wounds, most profound, her entire bottom row of teeth were missing.

Feel free to enter Denard Robinson accuracy jokes here. [WNDU.com]

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