Roundup: 2012 Emmy Awards Winners, CJ Spiller Injury Not Severe & F-Bomb Laced Video of Billie Armstrong of Green Day
Heidi Klum … at 46, Halle Berry looks tremendous in a bikini … if you’re a James Bond fan, you should read this … man loses ipad on a flight; it is recovered at a flight attendant’s home … death by dining and dashing at Waffle House … I’m a bit late on Matt Taibbi ripping into the Red Sox … this is a bartender contest in Philly … dog owners may enjoy this … “To Innovate, Disrupt Your Routine” … why ‘A Fish Called Wanda‘ holds up to repeated viewings … a humorous Pele tumblr … the Jetsons turned 50 yesterday … neat video of citizens taking down a robbery suspect who had a gun …
Here’s a list of Emmy Award winners. Mad Men, incredibly, went 0-for-17. [Fox News, Deadline]
CJ Spiller does not have a broken collarbone and will probably only be out a week or two. [Buffalo News]
Arnold’s new book – Total Recall – talks about the time he shagged the housekeeper, and the time he told his wife about it. [NYDN]
The best player of the Jim Calhoun era is … Kemba Walker? Don’t know about that. He had a fantastic run to the title, but career? [CT News]
Angels announced Mike Scioscia will return next season, regardless of what happens in the next two weeks. [OC Register]
John Feinstein hammers the Big Ten. [Wash Post]
Very doom and gloom read about the Saints, who are 0-3. [NOLA.com]
Brandt Snedeker won the Tour Championship Sunday, and took home a cool $11.44 million. [USA Today Sports]
The Dark Side of Thomas Jefferson. Long, but powerful read. [Smithsonian.com]
Yes, NFL.com did an entire story on Lauren Tannehill. [Really]
Sage Steele talks to Michael McCarthy. [Sports Biz USA]
“A Houston police officer shot and killed a one-armed, one-legged man in a wheelchair Saturday inside a group home after police say the double amputee threatened the officer and aggressively waved a metal object that turned out to be a pen.” [AP]
Biggest Green Day … anything in forever, right? A day after this, Armstrong went to rehab.
If you’d like to see Nate Robinson dunking at Venice Beach, fast-forward to 3:20.

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- Matt Harvey, the New York Mets’ Star Pitcher, is Dating SI Swimsuit Model Anne V
- The Kansas City Royals Are Becoming the Royals Again, and Fans Have Been Far Too Patient
- Champions League: Bayern Munich a Legacy of Losing at Stake

- kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly on LeBron James and Paul George Slapped Hands After Exchanging Spectacular Baskets to End the 3rd Quarter [Video]
- Billy Buckner on LeBron James and Paul George Slapped Hands After Exchanging Spectacular Baskets to End the 3rd Quarter [Video]
- Chief on LeBron James and Paul George Slapped Hands After Exchanging Spectacular Baskets to End the 3rd Quarter [Video]
- A.P. on Matt Harvey, the New York Mets' Star Pitcher, is Dating SI Swimsuit Model Anne V
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September 24th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Fuck you, Homeland.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Welp, I guess everyone else took the day off from work? Smart move.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Keep choppin’ wood, fellas. Heck of an effort.
Halle & Heidi? My week’s off to a nice start.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
NFL Sundays = major lagging Monday.
The good news? We already have like 5-6 post-worthy topics we’ve been emailing about overnight. Grab a coffee and strap in – Mondays are fun.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
at least an Oreo donut makes me feel better about staying up to watch the game last night
September 24th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
I’m getting a very 1980 feel from this team. Strong offense, zilch defense. Dick Nolan must be spinning in his grave.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
You my friend, are a winner. The free coffee from Mcdonalds all week sure helps too. Really doesnt taste too bad.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
Aaaaand I’m out of the Survivor league
September 24th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
But will she look like this when she’s 66?
September 24th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
thankfully there are no mcdonald’s around my office or on the way to work. there are, however, two dunkin donuts on the 7 mile stretch.
DD coffee taste like shit but i feel the caffeine buzz until about noon.
or that’s the diabeetuss from the oreo donut… i’m not sure.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
I had one of these about a week ago. Not good. So bad that I suspect it was leftover from the day before.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Very funny movie. The only letdown is naked John Cleese but no naked Jamie Lee Curtis.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Mad Men has gotten a bit stale, and even (sorry to say) boring? It certainly started out strong, but the last couple of seasons don’t really hold up to the first couple. IMO, for current series, Breaking Bad has generally been pretty solid throughout and so has Game of Thrones, never miss an episode of either. Lately though it I miss a Mad Men episode, I’m like, meh…
September 24th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
This. Community Coffee or GTFO.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
I would vote Walker #1 without question. Hamilton 2, and Allen 3.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
All the cool moms-to-be eschew caffeine, for the sake of the fetus.
P.S. how do I set a google alert for when queefer Sutherland comes in here and complains that the bad officiating almost cost the ravens another game, while ignoring the part about how the bad officiating helped the ravens win that game?
September 24th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Green Day is awful.
/I don’t think some of us got our point across on this the other day.
Any tv show competition that doesn’t include Justified or SoA is an invalid tv show competition.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Also, I’m already girding myself for next year’s Emmys, when Breaking Bad gets fucked over yet again for Best Drama Series in its final season.
But maybe Jonathan Banks will win Best Supporting Actor to make up for it a little.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
I’m allowed 200 mg today and I rarely touch half that
September 24th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
The Emmys lost all legitimacy when The Wire failed to receive an award.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
But will she look like this when she’s 66?
White and British? Probably not.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
He’s nothing if not predictable. Ravens fans chanting Bullshit was THE definition of irony, though. Especially on the play they were mad about.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
An award show? You guys are complaining about a TV award show? I mean, I expect Coop to complain after the Tony’s but I’m a little disappointed in you folks.
/I kid
//Breaking Bad really didn’t win?
September 24th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
I’m getting a very 1980 feel from this team. Strong offense, zilch defense. Dick Nolan must be spinning in his grave.
Why would Dick Nolan care about the Steelers?
/oh, sorry, you’re talking about the Saints. You can see why I was confused, though.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
last season wasn’t as good, as a whole, as previous ones.
well, this was season 4 that was up for it, first half of season 5 will be next year, and the final, final season will be up for an emmy 2 years from now.
It’s entirely possible they give them an emmy for best drama at that point once it all plays out.
i like damien lewis and homeland, but nothing tops bryan cranston in season 4 of breaking bad.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
All that’s missing is a “We may have been outscored in the first half, but we won that second half!” quote after a 44-17 blowout.
If this were a phpBB scripted forum, we’d have an “ignore” feature. That’d be handy.
September 24th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
I’ll hand it to Ravens fans, that was as loud, clear and concise a “bull-shit” chant as you’ll ever hear. Good job by you guys
September 24th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Silver lining of scab ref fiasco: Al Michaels laughing at some of these calls while Collinsworth incredulously tries to explain what happened. They’re the greatest.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Speaking of which, damn they were loud all night. If that’s what it takes to sway these refs, the Gillette crowd doesnt have a prayer.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
All of this. Justified is just plain great.
Heidi Klum…you’re trying too hard.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Are we talking about best player just at UCONN before the NBA? Allen and Hamilton are definitely 1 and 1-a. I’d put Kemba Walker and Donyell Marshall as 2 and 2-b. Donyell was nasty his junior year.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
Those entitled pricks are too afraid of rattling their jewelry around to make any noise.
/Bill Walton
September 24th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Emeka’s up there, so is Rip, Ray Allen, Ben Gordon, and Donyell Marshall. But Kemba might be #1
September 24th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Khalid El-Amin
September 24th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
This is true. Thought the show took a small step back last season. One of things that was truly good was less January Jones. I actually wanted to punch her character in the head in previous seasons.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
that was a well coordinated chant, i must admit to that. i’m sure if the NFL could find a way to fine fans for verbally abusing the replacement refs they would do that, too.
i hope there’s a replacement ref post, the NBA is looking like it has more credibility than the NFL at this point.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Any tv show competition that doesn’t include Justified or SoA is an invalid tv show competition
Did we just become best friends? Excited for these starting up and Walking Dead soon. American Horror Story looks terrifying
September 24th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Silver lining of scab ref fiasco: Al Michaels laughing at some of these calls while Collinsworth incredulously tries to explain what happened. They’re the greatest.
NBC has a well know liberal agenda, and it’s been pretty obvious that they’re pushing Michaels/Colllinsworth to stand with labor on this issue, and make a big deal out of absolutely everything. If they weren’t saying things, you wouldn’t even notice the replacement officials.
/that guy
September 24th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
The Penguins of Madagascar. Best animated feature above Bob’s Burgers, Futurama, and American Dad. Saw that coming.
Also there’s no reason for Louie to be nominated as a comedy. Great show but not funny, should be a drama.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
This is the last thing I will say on it. If you rewound the game like I did and went back to the Ravens TD drive in the 4th: a “holding” call on McCourty on Smith that Collinsworth was at a loss for words for that if not called would have been 3rd and more than 10 for the Ravens. Then a “holding” call on Spikes down at the goal line when Flacco got sacked, while bearing in mind that the Ravens LBs were TACKLING Gronk, and Al sat there and wondered why Gronk wasn’t catching passes. Then to top it off Smith stiff-arming McCourty before the ball even got to him on the TD catch, but I get the whole family-member death clause.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
SoA is back to being good and doesn’t suck anymore? I might have to revisit it.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Any tv show competition that doesn’t include Justified or SoA is an invalid tv show competition
Sons of anarchy is one of the worst shows on television. You may enjoy watching it, but it is a terrible television show.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Speaking of the Emmys, what’s up with these pixie haircut? Ala Giinifer Goodwin
That haircut does nothing for her, except make her look 12 and have a big ears.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
i think it really suffered from the protracted negotiations and delayed production before the season started. the show wasn’t stumbling around trying to find itself, but it was definitely missing what made it great previously.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
I was tempted, but I feared for my blood pressure. I’m already worried about how much these kinds of games are affecting my insides.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
i was a fan of the PI call on Mayo 2 yards from the LOS on an uncatchable ball to the RB. That was pretty cool.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
it’s not a great show, sometimes it’s a good show, but it’s a fun show. being that the story is about a motorcycle gang in the 1%, there’s a lot of disbelief that needs to be suspended when viewing.
music is great though.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Ah, a would-be 3 and out that turned into a TD
September 24th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
I’m here to talk about Jim Schwartz: Master Tactician…I’d have thought more of him if he’d just said they went for it and failed, would have been the smarter move
September 24th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
This is the last thing I will say on it. If you rewound the game like I did
I too, have a DVR. We have so much in common.
Ala Giinifer Goodwin
I was expecting a black rapper’s wife whose name was Ala. Now somebody tell me who Ginnifer Goodwin is, please.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Good call on these two José. Kirk King would have been his senior year but he got suspended for accepting a plane flight home.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Snow White
September 24th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Saw that Aaron Paul won. “Yeah Bitch!”. Thought Giancarlo Esposito should’ve won. Gus was such a badass. Did anyone see their hug and kiss?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
sometimes it’s a good show
it hasn’t even been sometimes good since season 2. The show went off the rails, spinning its wheels, trying to still be “Hamlet” without actually being Hamlet. It refuses to move the principal storylines along at all, while constantly brutally murdering ancillary characters for shock value. Oh, and showing porn star butts on TV, like seeing a porn star butt is going to get that show’s fan base all tittillated.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
Oh hey, how predictable, the big scandal everywhere is Belichick’s grab, completely ignoring Harbaugh’s bump and unsportsmanlike penalty. Et tu, Yahooo.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
She’ll always be Wife #3 on Big Love to me
September 24th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
The Vikings might not finish in last!
/knock on wood
September 24th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
She’s the “Cold Case” lady who looks completely different on TV than she does in real life.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Saw that Aaron Paul won
Yes. It is recognized that the acting on that show is terrific. As to it being the best show, it was not better than Homeland. Season 4 of Breaking Bad was not better than Homeland, season 1, in terms of being a television show. You may have liked season 4 of breaking bad better, but you’re probably saying that without having seen Homeland.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Goodness. What is Prince wearing? Looks like one of those sleeping masks.
/nice fro
September 24th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
it’s not a great show, sometimes it’s a good show, but it’s a fun show. being that the story is about a motorcycle gang in the 1%, there’s a lot of disbelief that needs to be suspended when viewing.
I see Dirt’s point as it probably would never win an award, but it is fun to watch. As opposed to Walking Dead which for the life of me I can’t figure out why I kept watching.
/Will watch the beginning of Season 3.
Now somebody tell me who Ginnifer Goodwin is, please.
Is Google that hard for you to use?
/old times sake
September 24th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Ryan Seacrest has won an Emmy. How prestigious can this shit really be?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
it hasn’t even been sometimes good since season 2. Clay
Wait. Hold on. You hate the show but keep watching it?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Lots of Patriot fan crying up in this piece this morning.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
The replacement refs are a story, no doubt, but not nearly the fiasco that folks wanna make it. Regular refs make tons of questionable calls every week as well, especially regarding holding and PI. Collinsworth and Michaels would never be so condescending towards a normal ref who botched a call.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Ryan Seacrest has won an Emmy. How prestigious can this shit really be?
I know I was moving to Canada if Louie didnt’ win for best comedy, and best comedy writing. Or if Mitt Romney wins the election. Or if my pizza isn’t here in 30 minutes.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Ryan Seacrest has won an Emmy. How prestigious can this shit really be?
It isn’t. Just shooting the breeze before shit gets real at work today. Nobody will be talking about the Emmys for another year after lunch today.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
I love Breaking Bad but Homeland is absolutely terrific. No problems with it winning.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Why do people still like Green Day? Oh, because they politically pandered to people during the Bush years.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Nobody will be talking about the Emmys for another year after lunch today.
they’ll be talking about how Kat Dennings once again distracted everyone’s attention from her beat face by showing off her giant gazongs.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Wait. Hold on. You hate the show but keep watching it?
are we just meeting? It’s me, from before.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
All I said was that Aaron Paul won.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Old school Huskies Chris Smith and Cliff Robinson don’t get a mention?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Ive seen enough Pats games v the Colts over the years to totally agree. Well, except for the Collinsworth part. I dont think he’s ever had a problem laughing at/questioning a ref’s call.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
It’s something to see the drama nominees and appreciate that TV is the goods these days, meanwhile Taken 2 will probably claim top honors at the box office
September 24th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I’ve watched both, and Breaking Bad season 4 was indeed better than Homeland. Homeland should have ended after only one season, if you’ve seen that show than you know what I mean.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
I’m almost sad that The Killing got cancelled. What show that you hate are you looking forward to this fall?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
I’m enjoying the games that never end due to officials conferences that take forever plus all the additional reviews that are needed like in the Saints game following the Charles obvious non-fumble…they’re affecting the product
September 24th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
As to it being the best show, it was not better than Homeland. Season 4 of Breaking Bad was not better than Homeland, season 1, in terms of being a television show.
I’ve watched both, and Breaking Bad season 4 was indeed better than Homeland.
These are my favorite.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
anyone shocked ol’ jimmy chitwood is a fan of the scabs?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Can already feel the personal shame of when I set up the DVR recording of Dexter
September 24th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
I completely agree but at least those refs have SOME sort of consistency. Even Al and Chris were saying they have to throw a flag early to get the pushing and shoving to settle down, then they threw one and Chris was like “I wouldn’t have thrown the flag there”. So no one entity is the be all and end all. But it seems these refs have no basis for throwing the flag, they operate by different thinking on each play. It is what it is, but I am not going to not point it out.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
SoA went off the rails the moment Charlie Hunnam was cast as Jax.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
I’m almost sad that The Killing got cancelled. What show that you hate are you looking forward to this fall?
Patriots football, for one. I’ve already started Boardwalk, so I can hate Mrs. Schroeder, and how that show just goes nuts trying to keep that actress involved in the forefront.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
‘beat’ might be an exaggeration.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
both shows had great seasons, I think for different reasons. BB had an incredible luck of having Cranston, Esposito and Paul turn in their finest performances while having a great story and great editing.
However, Homeland had great acting from Danes and Lewis, a truly compelling storyline and fantastic editing up to the final minute.
Both shows had my heart pounding in the last few episodes of the season as they unfolded, but BB had me on the edge of my seat for 4-5 of the last episodes until the very end of the season while homeland had me in cold sweats in the finale up until the end of the bunker sequence.
so, picking either for best drama isn’t wrong
September 24th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Aaron Paul’s performance / transformation of Jesse Pinkman from a reckless junkie into a moral compass juxtaposing just how bad Walter White has “broken bad” is understated as much as it is outstanding. Well done and well deserved.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
God I hate Green Day
September 24th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
I’m right with you there. Last season was such a disaster but I’ll be watching again this season. And fast forwarding through every single LaGuerta/Batista scene.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Credit where credit is due though, the scab who announced a penalty on the Rams and call them “St. Louie” while sounding like a character from Boardwalk Empire was a treasure
September 24th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
This. It was Shawn Draughn. Clearly obvious he was on the ground when the ball came out. Saints picked it up and ran back for a TD. The refs made no call and took forever to figure it out. Should’ve taken two minutes, tops.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
The second season hasn’t even begun yet and the first one, while certainly could have been the end. Wasn’t….so….
also, lol @ Green Day. Loved them back in the day, but wow. Nothing like a band riling up people with political and faux punk garbage and then turning around and being an unrivaled corporate shill.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
I used to watch tons of shows I hated but I’ve gotten better at it since Entourage and Bored to Death ended. It took me until this year to quit on Trueblood though.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
When does Walking Dead start?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Also, fucking two and a half men (Cryer) won an Emmy. I turned it on for about 2 minutes, saw that happen, then laughed and changed the channel. Life is too short to watch fucking awards shows.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I am only just learning that the refs in the Detroit/Titans game walked off a 15 yard penalty from the wrong 44 in overtime.
/good times
September 24th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
the difference is the regular refs tend to call varying degrees of PI or holding, the replacement refs seem to call PI or holding by applying the wrong rules in the wrong situation.
even the ravens INT that was overturned due to holding, that was borderline at best within the first 5 yards of the LOS and i’m not sure the regular refs would have called that.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Everyone knew the one guy was a ghost and yet the show didn’t reveal it for another three episodes…that became a show I put on for white noise until the finale when in order to be a plot contrivance he had to completely go against how he killed everyone else on the show and do it where someone could be expected to find him
Getting upset just rehashing this
September 24th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
When does the “Should Andy Reid be fired?” post go up?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
The Office is going to be absolutely horrible this year, and I’ll watch every last episode.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Nothing yesterday surpassed Joe Philbin’s exquisitely timed timeout to cost his team the game.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
In 2006.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
I missed the “controversial” Ravens field goal last night, so can someone fill me in on what’s all the hubbub?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
You missed it, but the kicker didn’t. It was good.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Next month.
Hopefully, Lori will be dead and walking by November.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Just thinking about Tom Hanks’ son’s godawful acting, Deb’s gigantic jaw thinking she’s in love with her step-brother and Dexter suddenly losing 7500 brain cells at the end makes me cringe. But yeah, I’ll be watching.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
This show is absolutely unwatchable after Carell left, in fact, he left just in time, the show was on life support anyway.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Give it three weeks until after the Giants, Steelers and Lions destroy them.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
You don’t know who heard the whistles and didn’t block on the play…his bigger failing was settling for a 48-yard kick on grass by calling a run play on 3rd and 8, if you’re admitting you don’t trust Tannehill to that extent he shouldn’t be playing
September 24th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
I am only just learning that the refs in the Detroit/Titans game walked off a 15 yard penalty from the wrong 44 in overtime.
And that came after they reviewed a catch by Stevens that was indeed caught, they looked at replay and reveresed it to no catch. What’s worse, they gave them 27 yards for the helmet hit. A win-win
September 24th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
I didn’t even make it through the first episode before I gave up on that POS.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
It appeared to go directly above the right upright. Camera angles sucked, but it appeared ok. The confusion came in when most of us only learned after the game that all field goals are reviewable EXCEPT for those where the ball goes directly over an upright.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
They both made the list.
/Forgot, nobody reads the links
September 24th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
If I know Dirt, I think it’s going to be Revolution. You know, the one where people seem to have forgotten books exist, and they had to use muskets for guns.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Plus, everyone happened to settle near the Crest White Strips factory.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
“Hello whore” is still an iconic line though…hope they included it in the telecast last night
September 24th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
As someone in their 40′s who dates women in their 40′s, I can assure you that not all 40 something year old women look like Heidi. Damn, she looks fantastic.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
she looks fantastic.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Tyrion Lannister deserved that award.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Not a fan of the replacements or the regulars. I’m indifferent to each of them.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Does him no favors that he looks and sounds like Tom. I remember when I first saw Orange County and I was thinking, wow young Tom Hanks would kill this role, but this guy sucks.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Interesting…I thought the first episode was better than any episode from last year. That’s not saying much, but it was far from horrible.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
God, I wish.
/hungover
September 24th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
I don’t think you’ve watched the Steelers play football this year.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Oh, you’re totally right. The premiere was pretty bad.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Giants, Steelers and Lions destroy them.
Lions and Steelers don’t appear to be very good this year. The Steelers made Carson Palmer look like a somewhat competent QB yesterday.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Or the Lions. I’m actually hoping Stafford plays instead of Shaun Hill next week vs. the Vikings.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
By the way, Bama is gonna beat LSU by double figures. It will be a double-disfigurement.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Titanya: “But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn’t have to touch the drunk!”
Duff Man: “Duff Man says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!”
So he’s out two weeks with a non-broken collarbone?
/Calls in sick to work with a non-broken hymen
September 24th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
He’ll definitely win it at some point. That series just started.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
She’s not in her 40′s yet. Her and Gabrielle Union join the club next year.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
I think I’d put Emeka ahead of Kemba.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Tebow “I Have a Cold” Call Mondays?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Halle at 46. Wow. Like the bikini top and jean shorts look.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
That’s nothing, Julian Edelman missed time last night due to a ‘hand’.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
The best part was when after a 2 day walk in the woods, the lead chicks hair was PERFECT. At least she remembered product and a mirror.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
The biggest failings of the replacements isn’t so much the “normal” calls, it’s mainly a) the game administration/management and b) the “abnormal” calls that are required to maintain order. For example, they have either missed or completely botched multiple personal fouls relative to defensive players, player conduct after the whistle, etc.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
This. Can’t believe that hate has allowed for them to still be relevant. Loved Dookie in ’94, but they’re contempt for all things Bush is soooo old. Time to move Billie.
/Silly Billie took a ladder to school, Silly Billie wanted to get High School
//just popped in my head
September 24th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
why give Green Day any minutes?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
He won it last year.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Tyrion Lannister deserves every award
September 24th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I gotta admit–I gave it the “season pass” action after the premiere. I am going to watch it as the 3rd best comedy on TV.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
You figure when a network is pouring that much money into a series, they could find some to hire decent writers.
/ Walking Dead’d
September 24th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I don’t think you’ve watched the Steelers play football this year.
You can’t stop a player of Carson Palmer’s caliber, you can only hope to slow him down.
/hangs self
September 24th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
It really depends on what you’re looking for from the show. If the events of Season 5 were setting up cool things with Season 6, then I’m ok with it. In a vacuum, I can see where you’d feel it’d gotten stale.
I always felt like people were unfair with The Sopranos when someone wasn’t getting “whacked” every week and I feel like, when Don Draper isn’t doing “Don Draper things” (i.e.–drinking and fucking everything that moves) that people get a little lost.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Their management team has to be on big time spin control. Going on a rant relative to the organization of a concert put on by the company that OWNS/OPERATES pretty much every radio station in most major cities is not a good idea.
Good luck getting any further airplay.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
I’ve seen the Eagles play three times, and their offensive line is hurt beyond hurt. Any pressure is going to kill Vick. A strong front seven is going to cause major problems.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
I saw her drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Sometimes I think having an ex-wife would be hilarious, you divorcees have all the fun.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
AFC North has become the new “no defense” division
September 24th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
I can’t see Revolution lasting very long. Last Resort is getting good reviews from just about everyone.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
God I hate Green Day
/grinds teeth
September 24th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
September 24th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
/checks vegas line for when Foles is predicted to take over
September 24th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
I misread the headline.
Same thing I said about Heidi applies to Halle Berry. Gravity and mileage is no friend to the fairer sex and women that defy it in their 40′s are a gift.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
He won it last year. Aaron Paul absolutely deserved it. Take their best scenes – Dinklage’s speech during the Battle of Blackwater vs. Paul’s Problem Dog support group breakdown and it’s not close.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
This is true, wasnt so bummed about him calling the TO, especially since it got block. This is what coaches do, so he was in the norm for doing this. I believe Tannhill threw deep pass to Hartline when they got in NYJ territory. Carpenter should have made the FG. I think he’s starting to wane a little bit, he’s made game-winners before, but in the last couple of yrs, he has fallen short if i remember correctly.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
“He has a hand, Al.”
“Thanks, Michelle.”
She gets paid more than me to do that.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
My favorite Hate Watch was “Newsroom”. I’m certain I only watched it so I could complain about it.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Nope, it’s just “The Event” with less likeable characters
September 24th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
By the way, Bama is gonna beat LSU by double figures. It will be a double-disfigurement
i have zero faith in this actually happening. LSU survived their scare this weekend. they;re a completely different team in baton rouge.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
woodhead’s hand got stuck on a reacharound
September 24th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Carpenter should have made the FG. I think he’s starting to wane a little bit
Sparano used the shit out of that leg. Probably running out of juice.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
I watched the Event all the way through. Revolution has the same feel to it with a solid premiere followed by terrible episodes all the way to the series finale. A show like this should be really good too. Great idea just piss poor execution. Same with Terra Nova.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
well if he only has one i could see the problem
September 24th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
The run/pass play calling balance is going to get Michael Vick killed.
Someone please remind Andy and Marty Mornhenwig that LeSean McCoy is still employed by the Eagles.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
By the way, Bama is gonna beat LSU by double figures. It will be a double-disfigurement
i have zero faith in anything in CFB actually going to plan.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
slightly O/T, but Mike Tomlin needs to consider an undershirt.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
My brain could never suspend disbelief long enough to accept that Jeff Daniels was this incredibly adept and insightful anchor — the same dude that brought the Dumb and Dumber character literally jump off the screen.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
My brain could never suspend disbelief long enough to accept that Jeff Daniels was this incredibly adept and insightful anchor — the same dude that brought the Dumb and Dumber character literally jump off the screen.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Revolution has the same feel to it with a solid premiere
That premiere was anything but solid. Guns work? Cars don’t? Country has fallen apart but huge ass cities like Chicago haven’t burned to the ground? Solar power suddenly doesn’t exist? If I’m too distracted by the plot holes to care what’s going on that doesn’t bode well.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Yeah, anyone else let that inane reference bother them?
He has a “hand” and a “knee” when referring the guy’s injury. It’s fucking lazy and stupid.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
instead of everyone pointing out how shitty the defenses are across the league, maybe it makes mroe sense to look at how the rules no longer allow teams to play aggressive defense anymore.
it’s damn near impossible to play pass defense in today’s game.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Reminds me of 2007 when Adrian Peterson was inexplicably getting only 12-15 carries a game.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I feel like Toronto can do better than the Buffalo Bills.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Is anyone on Game of Thrones considered a “main character,” or are they all “supporting actors?”
September 24th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
When does the “Should Andy Reid be fired?” post go up?
Is it too early to start talking shit for the upcoming Giants Eagles game?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
H.E. Pennypacker Says:
Who the fuck is this imposter?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I had that game picked like 52-17 or something last week and then someone commented how AUB has played LSU tough on the Plains. They were correct, though that game was shit-show to watch. I held off on my bet because of that post comment, glad I did. Took the RUT +8.5 and UGA -15.5 parlay instead
/tooting my own horn
September 24th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
When you have a talent like Brooks Bollinger starting you gotta leave the ball in his hands
September 24th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Run the ball? Why would we do that? So what if he’s averaging over 5 YPA?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Sooo, any pictures of Schaub’s ear floating around?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Used to hear the same about Brian Westbrook.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
I’ve already accepted the fact that the Giants are going to crush the Eagles, so your shit talk can be as vicious as you want.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
Kerry Rhodes fumble-causing hit on Vick was awesome. Wasn’t it the Jets who thought he was washed up?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Mettenberger actually looks more lost than Jefferson did at QB. Bama will stack 10 on the line and stuff their running game like they did in the NC game last season.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Sooo, any pictures of Schaub’s ear floating around?
hit Pg Up
September 24th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
if it was a home game for the Giants, Eagles would win. For some reason, Eli is one mean bastard on the road
September 24th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Yahoo had a nice shot of it this morning. Looks like Holyfield after the Tyson Munch.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Also, if I read one “Kevin Kolb still knows that Eagles’ audibles/formations” story about yesterday’s game, I may just randomly punch a stranger.
Kerry Rhodes singlehandedly kicked the Eagles’ ass yesterday.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Kerry Rhodes crushed Brent Celek twice and caused Desean Jackson to turtle up at the 1 yard line in the same series that eventually led to the sack/fumble/touchdown for Arizona. He was beastly yesterday.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Still amazed by his Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain in Gettysburg. One of the most underappreciated acting jobs ever.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
I wondered why you were switching identities rapid-fire.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
How about that big investment in Nnamdi, Philly? Fitzgerald made him look foolish yesterday
September 24th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
If Arizona’s defense keeps this up, DC Ray Horton figures to become the first NFL head coach with cornrows.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Looks appetizing.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I wondered why you were switching identities rapid-fire.
If he wanted to be believable he should have said something unfunny that managed to get 90% of the commentariat to hate him.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Seriously, fock that shit I heard about it yesterday during one of the games, but see anything on it.
Von Miller was definitely leading with his helmet and was looking to decapitate Schaub on that throw. NFL will be coming down with big fine this week.
/Buck the Foncos
//and Peyton, still pissed about him leading the UT band in Rocky Top at Bama in his Sr. season
///damn, I hate that song
September 24th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Pretty sure they are all supporting actors. The only one that might have been able to call himself a main character was Sean Bean.
How is it that LSU repeatedly fails at recruiting a QB? Do they just not know how to coach QBs? It’s pretty embarrassing that it happens every year.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
AZ is gonna crush MIA this weekend.
/gonna be 1-3 after 4 weeks.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
So whats the single season turnover record? Vicks got what, like 6 picks and 4 fumbles? Extrapolated over the entire season thats like, umm, a lot of turnovers.
I’m blaming both the refs and that disgusting Oakland dirt field causing fumbles for that loss yesterday. And the Steelers shit defense.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
How is it that LSU repeatedly fails at recruiting a QB? Do they just not know how to coach QBs?
Didn’t Les Miles call a QB recruit who ended up going somewhere else a pussy (or something along those lines?) That probably didn’t help.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
the jets roster is proof enough they are terrible at making personnel decisions, it’s no surprise someone they say is washed up ends up being good somewhere else.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
What would the record be with Matt Moore at the helm?
September 24th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Vinny Testaverde threw 35 INTs alone in 1988. I don’t think anyone’s touching that one.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Can’t do it, too much of a commitment
September 24th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Chili!!!!!
September 24th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
It wasn’t Miller who made the hit, and the blow was in the chest.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
//and Peyton, still pissed about him leading the UT band in Rocky Top at Bama in his Sr. season
///damn, I hate that song
////legend
/////cues up Rocky Top
September 24th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
I think MIA could have been definitely been 2-1, maybe 3-0 with some luck. Moore played well down the stretch last season, but then again the season was lost and he was winging w/o thinking too much. In pre-season this yr, he looked bad, as well as practice. He made a comment somewhere along that line that he plays better in game situations.
Now there might be some truth to that, but the team is committed to a young QB with potential. The INTs vs HOU were bad and the pick-6 eysterday sucked as well. Don’t think Moore would have given those up.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Zach Lee, who was smart enough to take $5 million from the Dodgers instead of letting The Hat destroy his career.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
/////To the victor goes the spoils, I know, I know…………..
September 24th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Can’t do it, too much of a commitment
Finished first page, spacing it out
September 24th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Or maybe you were referring to Gunner Kiel.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Miller picked Schaub up and slammed him to the turf the play before the ear rip play. Mays was the one who hit him on that one. He mostly slammed into his chest and shoulder but the impact and some contact with the helmet popped that thing off. If he had hit Schaub in the head with that force, Schaub would still not know where he is.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Why can’t a story be kept to the same page on the Internet? Is it simply a page hits thing to space it out over 6-8 web pages?
September 24th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Agreed. I doubt they win the Houston game, but they were right in it for a while and really bottled up the run game.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
I was waiting fror Mays to be ejected precisely because of that previous play. Back-to-back hits like that were just too obvious.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Yeah, Miami has looked that bad this year, given that they have a rookie QB and ZERO receivers.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
You are correct, my bad. It was Joe Mays.
You want to go back and look at that “blow” to the head. I think he did.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
*hasn’t looked that bad this year
September 24th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
me: Fuck you you slatternly wastrel cunt
Sent at 9:11 AM on Monday
me: You should probably let Ellen [wife] get impregnated by a handsome man.
Cameron: thank you, it’s been too long since you sent me a pen pal
it’s always lovely to hear from you at 7:15am on a Monday with words of encouragement
Sent at 9:16 AM on Monday
me: Your time zone is stupid and full of cunts.
My hungover strategy is to curse people on g-chat and stare at boobs. It is not working and I’m open to suggestions.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Man, all MIA is little slot WRs, no one that is a big, go-to guy. I know people slammed them for getting rid of Marshall, and I approved of that trade, but I wished that they had a backup plan for that move. NO ONE on that WR corps is gonna be the stud WR. I guess they’re holding out for nxt year in the draft or FA to make that big move.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Why can’t a story be kept to the same page on the Internet? Is it simply a page hits thing to space it out over 6-8 web pages
Yea, a bit confusing. Throuh 3, Jefferson is looking not so good when it comes to slavery.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Quick recap – Jefferson was in favor of emancipation, so much so that he included it in his drafts of the Declaration of Independence. Then he goes silent on the issue. The silence comes about after he figures slaves, as an investment, earn 4% per year. An aside, one reason washington freed his slaves was the use of slaves as commodities.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Get down to Ohio and start campaigning, you sluggard.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
I got to get some work done today, damn. Still hungover and wiped out from Saturday.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
That’s not exactly breaking news is it?
September 24th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
/Hemmings’d
September 24th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Hmmm … how would Sally Hemmings look in a bikini, given that she’s, what. 246?
September 24th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
R-Money would like to know more about this investment opportunity.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Fine.
You fucks need to shut the fuck up about abortion and dudes orgasming into each other on your Zeus bullshit. Fuck you fucks. All members of the Abrahamic relgions should just all commit mass suicide leaving this existence to the thoughtful. I will punch the mothers of your children in the face and giggle you dumb fat cunts.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
OK, that locks up the Bible Belt vote. Move on to Florida next.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Large big-penised black men will enter your house and pleasure your wife/daughters and I will laugh because I took your guns away you bitches.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
The Sage Steele interview is very poignant.
“Damn the content young lady, it’s all about the ratings.”
The Skip Bayless comment about having No LIFE are NO SHIT.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Hey, it works for Erin Andrews.