John L. Smith, Bobby Petrino to Auburn, and the Making of a Nontroversy
Arkansas 360′s Jim Harris tweeted Arkansas interim coach John L. Smith’s response to a fan’s question at an event. The fan asked Smith where he thought Bobby Petrino would coach next year and gave him two options, Kentucky or Auburn. Smith laughed at the question, a sign he was not considering it too seriously and said “a better guess would be Auburn.”
Instantly, this became “John L. Smith says Bobby Petrino will coach at Auburn,” meaning Gene Chizik would be fired. Cue the hysteria. Send this through the spin cycle and get quotes from everyone involved. Let the SEC message board servers brace for impact. The trouble is that is not what Smith said and is not the most plausible implication of what he said. Smith was given a hypothetical with two possible answers, Kentucky or Auburn. After laughing, He said “a better guess” would be Auburn.
Was Smith (a) seriously assessing the job prospects of Gene Chizik and Joker Phillips (b) throwing out Auburn as a likely destination for Petrino or (c) suggesting there might be way too much animosity for Petrino to be a popular hire at Kentucky?
This was a former Louisville coach discussing a former Louisville coach and not taking the question seriously. We would lean toward option (c). We can’t say with certainty, but neither can anyone else who read it in 140 characters.
He could have been more diplomatic and backed away, but then he would not be John L. Smith. Smith also said “State of Alabama” when he meant “State of Arkansas.” That would totally be the first time a man in his 60s, exhausted from the simultaneous clashing of personal and professional crises, innocently flubbed his wording.
John L. Smith is off the wall in ideal circumstances. Right now he is driving a 200mph bullet train on a rickety track. The brake just broke off in his hand. Must we really prime the pump?
[Photo via Presswire]

- Roy Hibbert Blocked Carmelo Anthony And It Was Epic [GIF]
- Oxbow Upsets Orb To Win Preakness, No Triple Crown For 2013
- Charmin “Stop Skidmarks” Billboard Won At Charlotte Motor Speedway
- Mets Resort To Groupon To Sell Tickets, Including Yankees Games
- Oklahoma State Blocks Wes Lunt Transfer Options, Lest Mike Gundy Look Bad Indirectly

- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! on Roy Hibbert Blocked Carmelo Anthony And It Was Epic [GIF]
- Curtis the Close talker on Roy Hibbert Blocked Carmelo Anthony And It Was Epic [GIF]
- starkweather on Oklahoma State Blocks Wes Lunt Transfer Options, Lest Mike Gundy Look Bad Indirectly
- resolutedefense on Roy Hibbert Blocked Carmelo Anthony And It Was Epic [GIF]
- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! on Roy Hibbert Blocked Carmelo Anthony And It Was Epic [GIF]
20 Responses to “John L. Smith, Bobby Petrino to Auburn, and the Making of a Nontroversy”
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.








September 24th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
John L Smith is an assclown
September 24th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
September 24th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
John L Smith has to buy’s shower curtains at the dollar store
September 24th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Let me go ahead and clear something up for you…Gene Chizik isn’t getting fired. Also, Bobby Petrino won’t be coaching at Auburn next year. If he did, it would be in the capacity as an offensive coordinator.
September 24th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
Oh, also, there is no hysteria.
September 24th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Brings up an interesting point, any chance the question just meant coaching in general, and not as HC?
September 24th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Possibly, based on our woeful QB issues this year. But there is no way the Auburn powers that be are going to bring Petrino in after what he did.
September 24th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Far less of one than it being Smith laughing at the prospect of Petrino going to Kentucky.
September 24th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
PETRINO TO ROCKY TOP
September 24th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
I’m an Auburn fan, and this is the first I have heard that there is a “controversy.” I’m aware of the comments, but the general reaction among Auburn fans is that now Arkansas really better get its ass kicked.
September 24th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Chizik’s doing a fine job at Auburn without CammyCam.
/Wanks
September 24th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Petrino to ND with Stoops!
/not a big CFB guy
September 24th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
I’m confused. Are you participating in the spin cycle’d nontroversy, or are you merely documenting the spin cycle’d nontroversy.
September 24th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
stoops to auburn!
September 24th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Fuck John L. Smith and the entire coaching staff at Arkansas right now.
September 24th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
too put this quote from JLS in perspective, during the same press conference today he referred to the Arkansas football program as Alabama. so taking anything this assclown says as serious is probably a mistake.
September 24th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
I loved John L. Smith when he was at Michigan State.
September 24th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
arkansas is soooo awful
September 24th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
really going out on a ledge with that one.
September 24th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Oh, also, there is no hysteria.
Calm down