Brandon Spikes: “Someone Tell These F—ing Zebras Foot Locker Called”
Much to the delight of everyone, the New England Patriots lost a heart-breaker last night to the Baltimore Ravens. Luckily, the Patriots have no one to blame but the replacement referees. Bill Belichick will be facing a fine after he ran down a referee and grabbed him on his way off the field and you can add Brandon Spikes to the list of calls Roger Goodell has to make today. Spikes went on a mini-rant on Twitter last night where he both insulted the referees (they do deserve it) and compared the Patriots loss to a punishment handed down by God himself.
Can someone please tell these fucking zebras foot locker called and they’re needed Back at work !!!! #BreakingPoint
— brandon spikes (@BrandonSpikes55) September 24, 2012
That’s a quality burn, but it might not have been directed at the referees.
Ref ?!?! I never said anything about the “Refs” y’all need to chill out !! #imTru
— brandon spikes (@BrandonSpikes55) September 24, 2012
Huh. Literal zebras? Interesting. I’m not sure if actual zebras could work at Foot Locker. But wait, there’s more…
I thought after Noah’s Ark & the great flood, God said he wouldn’t punish us again..well how do u explain what happen 2nite ?! Ijs #PoWwWwW
— brandon spikes (@BrandonSpikes55) September 24, 2012
Save the zebras! Replacement referees are the way that God is punishing the Patriots! Even for a Boston athlete that is an impressive display of a persecution complex. I really hope ratings continue to soar and the replacement referees just become the permanent referees. Not that it matters what I think. Whoever God wants throwing yellow flags will throw yellow flags. Praise be the zebras.
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September 24th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
love this guy
September 24th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
As a HS basketball official, I can say that the “Foot Locker” insult is about the most cliched thing you can say. Better insults would have included “Bend over and look at it with your good eye.”
September 24th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
So Brandon Spikes has lived in a world where actual zebras are in charge of professional tackle football games?
There’s only one answer to this: Brandon Spikes is THE DOCTOR!!!
/cue theme
September 24th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Has he invoked the “someone hacked my account” defense yet?
September 24th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Doctor who?!
/ NFL front office is gonna be his new companion
September 24th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
SHOCKING that the guy who went on Chatroullette to get his dick sucked by a chick on camera is making bible thumper references.
Guy to root for.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
God Matt Smith ruined that fucking show.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
typical Urban Meyer recruit
September 24th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
good for him.
honestly, i think the players, coaches and front office should just ignore the NFL’s memos about respecting the scabs and just let it out. i see a faster resolution to the lockout if this happens on a wide scale.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
SHOCKING that the guy who went on Chatroullette to get his dick sucked by a chick on camera
I’m sure the lass in question made her pops proud that day.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Ummm……not sure how to say this….uhhh…..fuck it….Link?
September 24th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
That’s coming up in 3….2….1…..
September 24th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
I typically follow most of my team’s athletes, but I just couldn’t do it with this guy. He’s a psycho on the field, which is great most of the time, but Lord. What a dumb dumb. POWWWW
September 24th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Doc Rivers?
September 24th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
I’m sure the lass in question made her pops proud that day.
Doc Rivers?
Oh was that his daughter? That’s fantastic!
September 24th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
The refs bent the Patriots over a barrel and showed them the fifty states.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
the defensive version of gronk (except i think gronk is just a dumbass and not a crazy person)
September 24th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Oh, I must disagree. He’s not Tennant, but he brings dimensions of darkness to the role every now and then.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Yea, we are going to need to see that link for scientific reasons.
/For Science!!
//reddit’d
September 24th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Eh. I guess. I think moreso the show has just run its course. Was really hopeful that Moffat would make it great considering all the best episodes prior (The Doctor Dances, The Girl in the Fireplace, Blink, etc) were his but overall I think it has just gone downhill. Beyond tired of the companion dynamic. There was far too much Rose in the first few seasons but now I miss those days, there’s just nothing new to do with what’s left.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I feel like this every time they bring back the Daleks, but hoping the introduction of a new companion this season will liven things up.
Whoever it is needs to be at a Donna Noble level.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
BUT THE DALEKS ARE DIFFERENT COLORS NOW!
The Cybermen are vastly superior enemies anyhow in terms of the ones that reoccur.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
The Daleks did get more interesting when they finally figured out they could float up stairs a couple of seasons ago.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
God Matt Smith ruined that fucking show.
preach on. I hate that guy’s face so much, and his whole act. I especially hate how much sonic screwdrivering he does.
Oh, and I hate Amy Pond just as much.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
I, uh, think Matt Smith is really good.
Agreed on Amy Pond being the cunt to end all cunts though
September 24th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Didn’t Moffat essentially put the Daleks on pause with this season’s debut? I thought he indicated that he, too, was tired of that particular storyline, hence his use of the collective memory deletion…