Saturday Night Football: Michigan vs. Notre Dame, Florida State vs. Clemson
One night. Four matchups featuring ranked opponents. We previewed three of the games in our weekly preview on Friday. Notre Dame vs. Michigan received its own treatment this morning.
Michigan vs Notre Dame. Interesting piece on Roy Roundtree’s battle with a learning disability. Michigan fans snuck this banner into Notre Dame Stadium. Notre Dame merchandise sales doubled after last week’s Michigan State win. A lot of fair-weather Irish fans. Don’t forget to cheer! Michigan expects this rivalry to continue, despite Notre Dame’s scheduling limitations.
Florida State vs. Clemson: Doak Campbell is sold out for this game. It is a must win, if Florida State intends to be Florida State. If you missed it earlier this week, FSU recruit Richie Klepal, a four-star offensive tackle, was forced to quit football, after a fifth concussion showed signs of a brain hemorrhage. Florida State will honor his scholarship. A police officer was fired after posting about pulling over Dabo Swinney on a message board. That ne’er do well was doing 63 in a 35.
Oklahoma vs. Kansas State: The Big 12 has five of the top seven rated passers. Neither are playing in this game. Bob Stoops would like Oklahoma fans to put in a bettor effort. Oklahoma fans might ask the same of him. A Sooners recruit was injured in a drive-by shooting. Kansas State is hoping to be better prepared for the Bell-dozer. Doing a better job against Landry Jones would also be helpful.
Oregon vs. Arizona: Pac 12 coaches are still fussing about reporting injuries. Rich Rodriguez is off to a great start at Arizona. Here is where we find out how great. De’Anthony Thomas is among the Heisman front-runners. Imagine what will happen when Oregon starts giving him the ball.
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September 22nd, 2012 at 7:07 PM
Penn State is as good as any team in the B1G. That’s both sad and hilarious.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:10 PM
Speaking of Fuck Notre Dame. The Charlie Weis and Dayne Crist experiment is garbage. Crist is awful. Like really bad.
Also, Freekbass is horrible.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:15 PM
Bear Down!*
* – please don’t embarrass yourselves
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:17 PM
QB Gholston a game time decision suffering exhaustion after Brian Kelly was asked by Zeus to run Gholston up a mountain to kill him before Jebus claimed to be ‘jus playin.’
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:20 PM
I have a feeling this will be the night’s most entertaining game.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:22 PM
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:23 PM
Reports of Te’o being out having cut off his hand to abstain from the sin of masturbation dismissed as a ‘fucking retarded rumour, seriously what kind of fucking idiot would suggest something that fucking stupid’.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:23 PM
Did I just hear Brad Nessler say that Auburn has a raptor recovery center where injured raptors are cared for? That can’t be what I heard.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:23 PM
They were just showing the war eagle at LSU-Auburn. Hope he doesn’t run into a window again.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:27 PM
I think I’m going to be watching Gophers/Syracuse next hour, Gray the Gophers starting QB is out. Oh joy.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:28 PM
What the fuck? The TBL Censor Monster ate the following comment I just tried to post:
Brian Kelly was asked by Zeus to run Gholston up a video tower to kill him
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:29 PM
Except I used “scissor lift” instead of “video tower”
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:29 PM
Something screwy’s going on with TBL tonight.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:31 PM
Scissor lift.
Nada i fucked that up, scissor lift was so obvious and way funnier.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:34 PM
One more screwup like that, Biden, and we start looking for a new No. 2.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:35 PM
Erin Andrews is a lovely lass, but she is not a good studio host.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:35 PM
Don’t want to hijack a great football game with anti-religion, can’t say I’ll try to limit the blasphemy, but i’ll try to try.
Game of protecting the edge, if Denard can break into the secondary on the edge no one can stop him. Give Denard a Earl Campbell/Le’Veon Bell number of carries, not like his has a NFL career to protect.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:37 PM
Speak the truth to power, brother. First Amendment and all that.
/ Oh, right, you don’t have that up in America’s Hat
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:42 PM
BTW, unless WVU learns to tackle on defense and protect the QB better on offense, they are going to struggle against the upper echelon of the Big 12. Hell, they struggled against Maryland today. Maryland.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:43 PM
Fuck, LSU apparently will have to find a way to win without a QB again this season.
Fuck you, Les and Little Rape.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:49 PM
If Lying Zeus Concubine is going to play prevent all day let michigan wide-outs run them all over the field.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:50 PM
Thank God the game is at Notre Dame so the sanctity of Michigan Athletics isn’t compromised by playing a night game in Ann Arbor.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:53 PM
Take that jesus you bigamist slut.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:54 PM
The two fake SEC teams are in for a long season, hell, a long few years. Just outclassed badly.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:54 PM
Did I just hear Brad Nessler say that Auburn has a raptor recovery center where injured raptors are cared for? That can’t be what I heard.
Sure. I used to be the birds of prey guy at a local wildlife rehab place in Kansas City. There are lots of places that rehab wildlife. Auburn has a vet school so it doesn’t seem weird that they rehab raptors. War Eagle and whatnot.
September 22nd, 2012 at 7:58 PM
doesn’t seem weird that they rehab raptors.
Maybe he didn’t understand what they meant by raptors.
/Jurassic Park’d
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:00 PM
fuck
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:00 PM
Clever girl.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:01 PM
There’s a bird called a ‘raptor’? Interesting.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:01 PM
Notre Dame isn’t worried about covering the Michigan WRs since Michigan doesn’t have a QB who can complete a pass to them.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:02 PM
Also, while I despise ND, I love those helmets.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:02 PM
Just saw this come across Twitter. Fanfuckingtastic.
http://30fps.mocksession.com/2012/09/22/this-old-old-lane-kiffin-photo-r-by-mattufford/
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:02 PM
I’m not sure that Gholston is capable of completing a pass either.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:03 PM
???
Damn, Mullet, weren’t your guys winning 40-0 in the first quarter?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:03 PM
There’s a bird called a ‘raptor’? MS
Not a bird. A group of birds. Birds of prey. Hawks, eagles, South American Killer Claw Birds.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:04 PM
Not a bird. A group of birds. Birds of prey. Hawks, eagles, South American Killer Claw Birds.
I never knew they were called that. I learned something today. Much obliged KC.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:05 PM
New rule for throwing field goals over open receivers? Fucking scoring tsunami.
/build an ark
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:06 PM
MS – “The term “raptor” is derived from the Latin word rapere (meaning to seize or take by force) and may refer informally to all birds of prey, or specifically to the diurnal group”
Rapere? Roethlisdong is a raptor.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:06 PM
Mizzou totally got punk’d by the Ol Bawcoach today.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:06 PM
Much obliged KC. Ms
/tips hat
//pours self a bourbon.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:07 PM
Well now you’re just showing off KC.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:07 PM
Mmmm bourbon. Might need to hit the liquor store real quick.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:07 PM
Rapelisberger.
Rapelisberger Jr. is bringing back memories of Jefferson/Lee. LSU doing its damnedest to keep Auburn in this game.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:09 PM
If you shop at the same place as Meth, better make it mach schnell quick
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:09 PM
Mizzou totally got punk’d by the Ol Bawcoach today. Nada
I had that game on while watching KU on the computer (because KU does not deserve to be on tv) and what I noticed is that Franklin really is a pussy. I thought it was a convoluted media spin just to get through the week. He was pitching early all the time on the option. He was scared to play Georgia so he didn’t. He didn’t have any choice but to piss down his pants on national tv today.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:11 PM
When will a nekkid or topless photo of Mrs. Kiffin surface? Isn’t that why the Internet was invented?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:11 PM
Well now you’re just showing off KC.
Well, I wanted to prove I was just making shit up. So, I quoted Wiki.
If you shop at the same place as Meth, better make it mach schnell quick
I thought the People’s Republic of Kansasistan had fucked up liquor laws. Where does Meth live?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:12 PM
5-7 for Mizzou and the AGgies this year
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:13 PM
When will a nekkid or topless photo of Mrs. Kiffin surface? Isn’t that why the Internet was invented?
Photos? Come on, son, we are in the 2010s. If there isn’t video of the defensive backfield running a train on her by 2014, then I will have lost faith in the internet.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:13 PM
For fuck sake.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:13 PM
Quit with the fuking trick plays in the red zone asshoke
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:14 PM
If you shop at the same place as Meth, better make it mach schnell quick
Ha! I made a preemptive strike tonight. Went to the store by work on my lunch break. Not taking chances tonight.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:14 PM
Delawaristan.
/ Ketch that pumpkin, bubba
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:15 PM
Hits five wide open receivers with nobody near them, then does that. Yep. Elite.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:15 PM
Notre dame might as well be a big ten team…this is bad..
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:15 PM
KC, Delaware. The place by my house isn’t usually still open when I get off, but I saw the open sign lit up last night. By the time I made a U-turn that light was no longer lit up, and they shut the parking lights off when I pulled in.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:15 PM
I am a child of the 1960s and don’t even own a smart phone.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:16 PM
THE NEXT TEBOW
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:17 PM
UTSA might be the second-best team in the Lone Star this season. Kinda sad.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:18 PM
Goddamn it, Les Miles. ULM pushed Auburn all over the field last week, and now Auburn is pushing LSU all over the field.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:18 PM
After TCU?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:18 PM
KC, Delaware. The place by my house isn’t usually still open when I get off, but I saw the open sign lit up last night. By the time I made a U-turn that light was no longer lit up, and they shut the parking lights off when I pulled in. Meth
It is 8:00 pm on Saturday night. Damn. My Korean run liquor store in smallerish town Kansas stays open until 11:00.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:18 PM
I am a child of the
1960s1980′s and don’t even own a smart phone.Fixed for me
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:19 PM
Side official just got wiped out. Awesome.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:19 PM
It is 8:00 pm on Saturday night.
It’s almost midnight by the time I get home from work, though. There’s one place that’s still open, but it’s too far.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:20 PM
There are asians in kansas?
/stereotype department
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:20 PM
Yeah let’s go to a school nostalgic to the time when holding hands was third base.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:21 PM
Oops, forgot about them Horny Toads.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:21 PM
Its 8 and feels like midnight since it was dark at 7. That is worse than any cold weather
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:21 PM
BYU?
Bob Jones U?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:22 PM
I am a child of the 1960s and don’t even own a smart phone. nada
Neither do I. At some point I feel I’m going to have to get a smart phone or I’ll be hopelessly behind the technology curve. I remember my parents taking tons of computer classes in the early 90s to keep the books for the business. It was like learning a new language for them.
On the other hand, I rarely use my phone as it is. Talk to the wife, mom, and that’s about it. I communicate with friends through email or smoke signals.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:22 PM
Oops my bad thought that was Robinson with the pick, the offbalance horrible throwing motion had me tricked.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:22 PM
Best play by LSU’s defense so far.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:23 PM
Thought the same thing.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:23 PM
Rght now, i find the sec to be Bammer, Cackalacky, and then maybe lsu and florida. I just want to see UF and LSU play better competition.
Clemson up early on FSU. A FSU meltdown always provides great internet fodder
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:24 PM
At some point I feel I’m going to have to get a smart phone or I’ll be hopelessly behind the technology curve.
Also because I think it wont be long before you don’t have a choice but to get one, because that’s all they’ll make.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:24 PM
There are asians in kansas?
/stereotype department
Mr. Lee’s daughters are super hot. Both go to KU and work at his store on weekends. He pretends not to speak English and the kids have no Korean accent. But, no, not a lot of Asians in Kansas. I could go to the US Census to form a joke about it, but bourbon and football.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:24 PM
I love the technology, I just don’t want to get stuck with a two-year contract and suck-ass service, as so many of the my friends have.
Been thinking about getting one of those Verizon smart phones that are something like $45 a month for unlimited talk and data, and it’s a month-to-month deal.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:24 PM
Words you never expect to hear from Norman, Oklahoma: defensive battle between OU and Kansas State
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:25 PM
So I have smart phone without a phone plan. Highly recommend it. Ditch the phone, buy the smart, you can get a used smart phone for $50 easy the way these sluts keeping buying more.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:25 PM
Also because I think it wont be long before you don’t have a choice but to get one, because that’s all they’ll make.
Yes. Exactly. I bet desktop computers are gone in 10 years as well.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:26 PM
He pretends not to speak English
Hey round eye, buy something!
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:26 PM
Right now, I just want to see LSU play better against an inferior Auburn team.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:26 PM
Louisville down to FIU – good. syracuse down to Minnesota- depressing
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:27 PM
you can get a used smart phone for $50 easy the way these sluts keeping buying more.
And that is what I’ll probably do when my current phone dies. These Apple geeks will buy anything new. The 4s came out, what, like six months ago? And all those people are ditching that phone for the 5? I don’t get it. Although, I will appreciate the engorged market of old Iphones to drive down the price.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:27 PM
More like five years, I’d say.
Same for laptops, which are being nosed out by tablets.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 PM
I find it hard to believe there isn’t a better option at QB for Michigan
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 PM
Time to update those Heisman rankings, cock-brigadoon-shellboy.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 PM
Fuck.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 PM
Verizon prepaid flip phone..i barely make calls so i dont have to reload the minutes that often
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:29 PM
Asians make up 2.5% of Kansans. 5% of US. Census.
/couldn’t help it.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:29 PM
Been thinking about getting one of those Verizon smart phones that are something like $45 a month for unlimited talk and data, and it’s a month-to-month deal.
My brother told me Verizon is going to be making customers pay for data plans whether they use them or not soon. Don’t know for certain if that’s true but I wouldn’t think he’d pull that out of thin air.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:31 PM
Asians make up 2.5% of Kansans. 5% of US. Census.
West Virginia. 7 million people. 5 last names.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Fine 10-3 no big deal. WHAT? NO?!? 0-3 the fuuck?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Why the hell isn’t Notre Dame just running the damn ball? Retards. Oh and Denard IS the most exciting football player of the last 30 years.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:33 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:35 PM
Oh and Denard IS the most exciting football player of the last 30 years. Duffy
Need some hardware or nobody will remember him.
/McIntyre
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:36 PM
1) Geno Smith
2) Geno Smith
3) someone someone
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:37 PM
Bellomy Time…..
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:37 PM
Oh and Denard IS the most exciting football player of the last 30 years.
So, I switch the channel and watch Robinson throw an Int and realize Vlad was being facetious.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:37 PM
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:37 PM
And two of those five are Hatfield and McCoy.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:38 PM
what a great night for football.
except for Michigan fans, so far. what a debacle (only down 3-0, but 3 turnovers)
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:38 PM
Data is unlimited but the goal is to charge per usage as to offset losses in their media holdings. By charging the non-data users for data usage they will try to create a climate whereby consumers turn against each other vis-à-vis data users v non-data users in order to gain public traction to inact a usage based billing system which dicks over everyone as data is infinite given electricity.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:39 PM
I believe LSU started this groundbreaking tradition of “we don’t need a QB who can throw to win.” Les Miles, innovator.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:39 PM
A great night for poorly played offensive football, yes
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:39 PM
WV girls are easy
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:39 PM
This game is awful. I’m playing Civ.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:40 PM
What a shit-fest on both sides
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:40 PM
I have to believe even Ohio State could beat these teams by 14.
/every OSU fan but Vlad
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:41 PM
The Hoke Monster — meaty, beaty, big and bouncy.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:41 PM
Agreed Ohio State can’t beat good teams.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:41 PM
A great night for poorly played offensive football, yes
And just like that, KSU sacks Jones and he fumbles and TD KSU.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:41 PM
Run the fucking ball you idiots.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:42 PM
Tommy Rees warming up because we need some fumbles thrown in for good measure.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:42 PM
The lower hanging the fruit, the easier the picking.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:43 PM
Will this UM-ND shitfest out-shitfest last season’s ND-UM shitfest?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:44 PM
I hope all the other big 12 teams enjoy finishing 2nd to the couch burners
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:44 PM
There was more offense at yankee stadium today than in this Game…
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:45 PM
This whole using your running back playing quarterback as a quarterback running running plays is some kind of genius.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Not unless those couch-burners learn to tackle. WVU certainly fits in with the Big 12 “defense is optional” scheme.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:46 PM
OK Notre Dame. I hate you. But please just run the ball.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:46 PM
Rich rod is in tucson laughing
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:46 PM
Are these fucking cunts colour blind?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Four straight Michigan passes picked off.
Great coaching in this game
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Ron English will be the next Michigan coach.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Nada, i figure it will be between WVU and KState. oklahoma is overrated and Texas needs to prove it before they can be taken seriously again
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:47 PM
Jebus, can’t wait for Rich Rod vs. Chip Kelly to come on and show us that offense is possible in college football.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:48 PM
I hope all the other big 12 teams enjoy finishing 2nd to the couch burners
I thought WV had a solid chance of winning the Big 12. Until today. Maryland. Maryland is Kansas/Colorado bad. Even on an off day, they should have won by four touchdowns.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:49 PM
Rutgers 14, Woo Pig Sooey 10 halftime
Hahaha
La. Tech 21, Illinoiseless 7 first quarter
Hahahahahahahahaha
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:50 PM
Not running an INT for a touchdown will be the losing team’s biggest regret.
/other than going to a school with nuns and segregated gender dorms
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:50 PM
Northwestern, your big ten leader..
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:51 PM
This.
Hahahahahahaha x 10
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:52 PM
LOLklahoma
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:52 PM
OU coughing up balls and blowing chunks against KSU.
Ali Landry, Heisman hopeful > Landry Jones, Heisman hopeful
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:52 PM
Is this QB Piss Down Their Leg Night?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:53 PM
If either of these three cunts could throw a catchable ball there would be at least two pick sixes by now.
If you are lacking non-purdue defense highlights are you not lacking highlights at all?
/Nietzsche’d
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Leaders. Legends.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:56 PM
Jack Nietzsche. Great songwriter and producer, even greater philosophizer.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:57 PM
This is sad.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:57 PM
Back to SEC, i did forget Georgia. They look good but im waiting for them to trip up..
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:57 PM
I wish LSU had a QB to piss down anyone’s leg.
Jebus, I’m starting to hope I see Rob Bolden. How pathetic is that?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:57 PM
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:58 PM
Bammer is going to run a train on LSU this year
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:58 PM
Having watched a lot of PSU last year … you want a real answer?
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:59 PM
Also known as Richter Mortis, an annual tradition.
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:59 PM
This is the same Auburn team who struggled against ULM and got humiliated by the cowbells
September 22nd, 2012 at 8:59 PM
Rob bolden makes kevin kolb look like an alltime great
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:00 PM
OMG NOTRE DAME IS GONNA BE 4-0. THEY ARE SO BACK….until they get violated by Stanford and USC
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:01 PM
It will be fantastic if LSU, FSU and OU lose tonight.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Little Rape is already perfecting his Jordan Jefferson Memorial Deer-in-the-Headlights approach to that game.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Texas will win the Big 12.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Plus pig sooey….
/waiting for another bad video from that arkansas girl
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:03 PM
I hope Notre Dame schedules ND soon so Bob Davie can skull-fuck those leperous leprechauns.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Damn, meant New Mexico.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Little Rape
Who is it you refer to as little rapelisberger?
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:04 PM
Clemson spanking FSU. Same Clemson that gave up 70 to WVU four games ago.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Ferret Face Kelly, showing belated concern for the well-being of an underling.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:06 PM
It’s hilarious listening to the announcers rattle off where the ND players are from then think of squawkbox’s indefensibly stupid comments that ND cannot recruit in the south.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Mettenberger. Still in college, and he’s close to catching up to Rapeslisberger in sexual assaults. Which is why Georgia kicked him to the curb.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:07 PM
Annual ND-UM game should be renamed the Turnover Classic.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:09 PM
Anyone remember the movie Little Giants? Well, hello Icebox..
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Previous link is SFW
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:15 PM
I raise you, then up the ante.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:17 PM
Oh i gladly saw those too.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:17 PM
And cash out by claiming the kitty.
/ NSFW at all
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:18 PM
So if this game stays the same what are the odds the condescending Denard post from the morning gets scrubbed?
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:19 PM
PANCAKE TITTAYS
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Nada, you are a gentleman and a scholar
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Her sex scene in Poison Ivy: The Secret Society has quite the strong sexual content. It’s a delight.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Anyone remember the movie Little Giants? Well, hello Icebox..
She looks like a young Mary Louise Parker.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Looked up Anna Chlumsky from My Girl….a much more attractive Hillary Swank
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:21 PM
Michigan should put in Gardner or Bellamy.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:21 PM
You know who didn’t end up turning out hot? Emma Watson.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:23 PM
You know who didn’t end up turning out hot? Emma Watson.
In her defense, she makes more money making music and touring as Justin Beiber.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:26 PM
Is Tate Forcier still available?
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:30 PM
You know who didn’t end up turning out hot? Ann Wilson.
Thisbecamethis.
Her sister, meanwhile, went from hot to MILF-hot.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Well, I fuck-formatted that up.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:34 PM
People who watch MLS games over college football fucking disgust me.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Nada -
They have a book coming out soon. I read this earlier this week.
“With all the time in the world, and plenty of money, I became the most famous customer for Seattle’s cocaine dealers,” recalled Ann, “who were more than happy to deliver, and bring me bottles of pink Dom Perignon as well.”
Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/exclusive-book-excerpt-heart-stalk-paul-mccartney-in-kicking-and-dreaming-20120917#ixzz27FjGCNsD
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Imagine if your favourite sport was cricket and Iran had a cricket team called the ‘Hilarious they deigned to survive Americans’ which were horrible to watch and full of praise for idiotic Islamic overtures typical of a violent and misogynistic piece of shit nonsense religion, unbelievably overrated and often the only horrible team you could watch and every-time those cunts did everything it would be described as “American” how bad would you want those cunts to lose?
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:40 PM
Why does Les Miles need both a Louisiana state trooper and a Baton Rouge cop to accompany him on away games and stand on the sidelines? Although, after this game, he may need them to protect him from the LSU fans.
There are two things on which I agree with Easterbrook:
1) Don’t punt in the other team’s territory
3) Coaches are surrounded by dozens of large, aggressive athletes and don’t need taxpayer-subsidized security details
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:42 PM
For those who were teenaged in the late ’70s, the Heart sisters were the epitome of rockin’ hotness.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:43 PM
People who watch MLS games
over college footballfucking disgust me.September 22nd, 2012 at 9:43 PM
Damn you line through words, you lined the wrong words.
/I lined the wrong words
//Soccer sucks, unless it’s World Cup
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:44 PM
The fact that it’s Saturday night in football season and you are watching the cricket World Cup will do more than anything else to keep SROD/Soused out of the White House if your opponents find this out.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:44 PM
I finally got around to watching The Grey last night. Holy shit, I did NOT see all that shit coming.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:44 PM
It’s only a football game.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:44 PM
So how many more turnovers for Denard this game? I think he’s good for at least 2 more.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:44 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BARAFUMBLE
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:45 PM
You should be like the young Ann Wilson and line some coke instead.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:47 PM
You should be like the young Ann Wilson and line some coke instead.
Why do all the good things in life have to be bad for you?
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:47 PM
Yeah, I’ve been drinking since 3pm Friday with a three a hour nap and tend to over-dramatize. Still though Notre Dame.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:51 PM
Put in Hendrix or Kiel! And break Denard’s leg.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:52 PM
I know how you feel after last weekend. Last Sat was Pitt/VT (a lot of my friends went to VT) so we started tailgating at 8 am and I didn’t stop boozing until last call. Next day I had to go back down Heinz Field at noon for the Steeler game and went to the bar afterwards until Midnight. Sucked I had to get up at 5 am for work Monday, and I didn’t get home until 8 PM. Let’s just say I was tired all week.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:54 PM
Jesus Christ was a horrible throw.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:54 PM
touring as Justin Beiber.
you get a gander at his mom? pretty nice
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:56 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2ly1qfc.jpg
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:56 PM
One of those when you are excited for the weekend on a working Friday afternoon and after a snap of a finger you are back at work Monday morning hundreds poorer feeling like ass in what seems like an instance.
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:56 PM
Next day I had to go back down Heinz Field
poor baby
September 22nd, 2012 at 9:58 PM
Denard Robinson sucks. I have nothing else to add.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Could be worse. One guy in my crew was still high off of coke from the night before that day. Working in the contruction industry is always an adventure.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Jesus Christ was a horrible throw.
you mean jew
hey what ever happened with the pittsburgh hostage deal?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
This would solve all the world’s problems.
/ Except Spencer’s, he’d demand Zappa instead
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Notre Dame is gonna blow this game. Shit.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Some serious home cooking for OU: fumble is ruled an incomplete pass.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Yeah he does. I cheer for meechigan once a year and this is unbelievably taxing on the heart. How do those model-t sized meechigan fans with the dia-bet-us and heart conditions survive twelve games of this?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Hey now, there are a bunch of people who would rather fart on a couch than attend a football game because people curse in the stands. I call them people I don’t want to be friends with.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Vez, are you sure that picture is of his mom?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:03 PM
It led to the total shutdown of Facebook and Twitter, and he was thus hailed as a worldwide cultural hero.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Guy surrendered. Clearly not right in the head.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Girlfriend, not mom, right?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Vez, are you sure that picture is of his mom?
what do you know? and how do you know it?
ok, i confess, i didn;t vet the source. i just typed in justin bieber’s mom, git images and chose the one in the boinkini
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:07 PM
hit
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Vez, you need to get cracking on SROD/Soused 2012. Get ‘em on Meet the Press, Fox and Friends, Rachel Maddox, Morning Joe, etc.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Yeah he does. I cheer for meechigan once a year and this is unbelievably taxing on the heart. How do those model-t sized meechigan fans with the dia-bet-us and heart conditions survive twelve games of this?
I’d ask Robert Traylor but, well, you know.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:08 PM
Clearly not right in the head.
if surrendering is not right in the head, what do we call the colorado theater killer?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:09 PM
Nah not because he was surrendering, it just seemed like he did it to get caught.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:09 PM
Also we call him a blessing in disguise because it meant nobody was talking about the movie itself so seeing it two days after it came out I didn’t have to worry about any spoilers.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:10 PM
sorry i couldn’t crop out bighead mcdancedouble
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:11 PM
At the very least, TBL’s Cold Call Mondays.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:11 PM
Never would have happened if everyone was carrying a colorado theater killer.
/think i make this joke every 3 days on tbl
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:11 PM
Also we call him a blessing in disguise because it meant nobody was talking about the movie itself so seeing it two days after it came out I didn’t have to worry about any spoilers.
you’re a glass-half-full kinda gent
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:12 PM
The twins are nice, but that is some serious buttah face.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:14 PM
The twins are nice, but that is some serious buttah face.
well, she’s no olivia manface, i mean munn
/retch sound
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:14 PM
The biggest spoiler: it sucked.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:16 PM
LSU-Auburn is basically a replay of last year’s LSU-Bama I. Thank god there will be no rematch.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:17 PM
K-State’s punter is their MVP.
Their receivers need to learn how to catch a ball.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Free Shoes looked lost on that double pass
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:18 PM
OU’s MVP is the official who decided Jones’s fumble was really a pass.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:21 PM
THE RZA CHARGIN’ NIGGAS TWENTY G’S A SESSION!
/think I hear the kicker’s name as RZA each time
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Les Miles, the master of clock and TO management.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Used to be great when he would appear on Craig Ferguson and pal around with Craig’s mom.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Nice canadian rack on that lady.
Auburn blows…
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:26 PM
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:26 PM
Clock management, whats that?
/Andy Reid
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:26 PM
When Roundtree gets hit in stride running a slant at the combine he is going to burst into tears.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:27 PM
K state! TD!
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:27 PM
Good parenting, whats that?
/Andy Reid
Made correcter.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:27 PM
KSU/OU is where it is at right now.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:27 PM
Properly placed ball and that’s six. Still no excuse for not bringing it down.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:28 PM
Bama is gonna moiderize LSU. Little Rape will be the recipient of a buttraping the likes of which he only dreams he can hand out to drunk bar sluts.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Tim tebow would beat notre dame by 50
/Skip JMac
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:29 PM
How do you not kick the ass of the kid with the whistle? God I fucking hate college students.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:29 PM
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:30 PM
ND is going to lose this game and this blog will praise Robinson. I smell many bans coming.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:31 PM
ABC, NBC, Fox, and ESPN in primetime. This is awesome. Except for that shitshow on NBC.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:31 PM
It was a baby boomer.
/probably
//narrative’d
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:32 PM
2nd and goal dial up that ‘retard play’
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:33 PM
matt millen doing color for UA/Oregon. crap!
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Minnesota’s defense is not that good and Syracuse has the third ranked passing offense in the country. Minnesota is up 14-3…naturally..
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:33 PM
Lol
The secret to Big Ten success: schedule more I-AA teams
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Good parenting, whats that?
/Andy Reid
Made Garmy’d.
Touche.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Landry Jones is a joke
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:35 PM
Refs need to review this. Screw oklahoma
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:35 PM
Hello Bulleit, old friend.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Denard just got a guy killed.
Leader of men.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Yeah i’m going to just pee on churches until i feel better.
Bonne nuit.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Who is injured on the michigan sideline?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Dude ran like the Tallahassee cops were chasing him
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:37 PM
By 50 … ?
Interceptions?
Incompletions?
Completions to the ground?
Virgin births?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:37 PM
He’s just trying to secure his job.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Hello Bulleit, old friend. MS
If you had some sitting around the house, how did you hold off this long?
/sipping Evan.
//my kid has been sick all week and is better now.
///guzzles Evan.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Tim tebow would beat notre dame by 50
/Skip JMac
so braxton miller would beat them by 150
/urbanized
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Yum.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:38 PM
This KSU/OU game is damn entertaining.
/cashing ABC’s paycheck.
//Oh, Fox has Saturday night football.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:39 PM
Oregon..so stupid..go for it on 4th and 2 in their own territory..QB trips in the backfield
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:39 PM
There’s a game on ABC too, KCR.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:39 PM
Oregon..so stupid..go for it on 4th and 2 in their own territory..QB trips in the backfield
I love Oregon (undergrad school) but that was retarded.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:41 PM
If you had some sitting around the house, how did you hold off this long?
/sipping Evan.
//my kid has been sick all week and is better now.
///guzzles Evan.
I went and picked it up earlier, but then got home and had to make dinner. So I’m just now able to sit down and sip some. I gave the TV to my wife for a bit so that I can watch Arizona-Oregon later. Researching PhD programs at present and ignoring my GRE test book.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:41 PM
kc and ap…in your expert opinion how far am i ahead in the rotiserie league?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:41 PM
There’s a game on ABC too, KCR. AP
Yeah, I know. I’ve been flipping. I’m going to have tendinitis in my thumb tomorrow. I’m just live in Big 12 country.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:42 PM
Im not sure,,id have to look at your teams. I for one am doing badly..
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:42 PM
Researching PhD programs at present and ignoring my GRE test book.
don’t let us bachelor degree neanderthals slow you down, poindexter
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Three and out and another loss to Michigan coming. Fuck this.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM
kc and ap…in your expert opinion how far am i ahead in the rotiserie league? WU
I admire Lisk for undertaking that task, but I have clue how that is going to work. Holy shit, he’s got a log of numbering to sort out.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Still think a screen is the play here. Hate the idea that throwing once is a horrible idea. If you go three and out the time is your least of worries.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:44 PM
bumbling idiots. would have been better off going for it.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:44 PM
Don’t worry, Arizona’s holder let the snap hit him in the face
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:44 PM
don’t let us
bachelor degreehigh school diploma havin’ neanderthals slow you down.September 22nd, 2012 at 10:44 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:45 PM
BAG OF DICKS FOR TYLER DUFFY
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:45 PM
i don’t think field goals are going to matter tonight
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:45 PM
hahaha
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Ryan Tannehill’s wife > Tannehill, tight end for KState > ryan tannehill of the dolphins
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:46 PM
I admire Lisk for undertaking that task, but I have clue how that is going to work. Holy shit, he’s got a log of numbering to sort out.
well, he’s hardly under pressure to update us. but that can change if we band together….we band of brahs
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Nice run, KSU
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Comment of the night.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Kansas State making OU look like a joke
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Holy shit. What a run by Hubert. KSU is taking OU down.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
don’t let us bachelor degree neanderthals slow you down, poindexter
Don’t worry, you’re not.
;
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
i don’t think field goals are going to matter tonight
More just meant both teams are playing all sorts of dumb right now
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Gus Johnson just said “pitch” instead of field. Been watching a bit of EPL?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:48 PM
So what happend where the UM guy was down on the sidelines with the medical staff? I missed the play
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:49 PM
now score a touchdown!
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Don’t worry, you’re not.
;
snort, it’s your!
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Holy shit that ball flew out like it was spring loaded.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Jebus, UA-Oregon is trying to match UM-ND as a turnover shitshow.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Friends, Michigan got beat and Denard Robinson lost them the game.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:49 PM
MOVE. THOSE. CHAINS!
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:50 PM
FSU takes the lead
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:50 PM
well, he’s hardly under pressure to update us. but that can change if we band together….we band of brahs WU
He said he would do a mid-season update on some lazy Friday in October. In any event, if I won that thing, I wouldn’t go around bragging. I had no clue what I was doing whilst drafting.
/Drafted OU with my first pick which was the second overall pick.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:51 PM
snort, it’s your!
Heh.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:51 PM
fuck man
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:51 PM
Gus Johnson just said “pitch” instead of field. Been watching a bit of EPL?
He’s the fucking worst.
/gets free sandwich
//High, Dirt!
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:51 PM
There’s another one
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:52 PM
As chief campaign contribution-accepter and head of security for SROD/Soused 2012, I would gladly take a Bulleit for my candidates.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:52 PM
Jebus, UA-Oregon is trying to match UM-ND as a turnover shitshow
An Oregon turnover on downs inside their own 40, Arizona bungles a FG snap inside Oregon’s 10, Oregon fumbles inside their own 15 and Arizona throws a pick inside Oregon’s 15. Yeah, this is not good football. A three and out will be a good series.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:52 PM
I had no clue what I was doing whilst drafting.
/Drafted OU with my first pick which was the second overall pick.
solid plan for losing excuse
/i had a strategy
//and printouts
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Any Saints fans here? I see that Colston is questionable, but have local news outlets said anything?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:54 PM
and now oregon is just rolling downfield.
arizona had two shots inside the 20 and couldn’t do jack.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
As chief campaign contribution-accepter and head of security for SROD/Soused 2012, I would gladly take a Bulleit for my candidates.
Been drinking so much scotch in the last year, it’s kind of refreshing to move back to bourbon for a bit.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
i’m a saints fan. i have breese, graham, moore and sproles in fantasy
/started luck ahead of cutler this week
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:55 PM
When Gholston did that Tebow a moment ago, I was hoping one of those Monty Python 16-ton weight would drop from the sky and flatten him.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:56 PM
solid plan for losing excuse
/i had a strategy
//and printouts
I had not had that many non-work emails in the past three years combined. I also had printouts but threw them out after the fourth round.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:57 PM
dinsdale?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:57 PM
So.
How many Michigan fans are throwing Dedenard under the bus right now?
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:57 PM
Vez, I had Sproles last year. He was good for 25 points per game in my PPR league last year.
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:57 PM
If you don’t know it’s “Brees,” I contest your assertion that you’re a Saints fan.
/ I keed, I know you’re a Niners fan
// Oops, know your a Niners fan
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:59 PM
Hopefully all of them.
/ Can’t throw Meat under the bus, unless it was one of them jacked-up big-wheel buses
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:59 PM
probably should just go to bed
September 22nd, 2012 at 10:59 PM
Quack
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:00 PM
Ah the swinging gate. Reminds me of Phil Bennett’s years at SMU.
/it only worked once
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:00 PM
any advice for the best game system with motion detection–kinect, wii, (are there others?)
possible xmas present for kids
also, are refurbished to be avoided in this category?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:00 PM
He was a hard man. Vicious but fair.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:01 PM
He nailed my head to the floor
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:02 PM
also, are refurbished to be avoided in this category?
Guaranteed to work. Lot cheaper. Can’t go wrong.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:02 PM
Seriously though, anyone know anything about Colston beyond what Yahoo Fantasy is reporting? I either have to start him or James Jones. I used my flex on Brandon LaFell Thursday so I don’t have the option of subbing in a RB.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Vez, I had Sproles last year. He was good for 25 points per game in my PPR league last year.
yep, been solid so far. julio jones was a bust last week, as was cutler/marshall. on one team gostkowksi was my high scorer
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Duke 38, Memphis 14
SROD/Soused 2012 will suspend all campaigning while SROD undergoes a period of mourning this week.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Hey the Astros won. Win #50 baby.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Guaranteed to work. Lot cheaper. Can’t go wrong.
serious? any one else?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
SROD/Soused 2012 will suspend all campaigning while SROD undergoes a period of mourning this week.
If he’s going to mourn every Memphis loss you might want to suspend campaigning until after the season is over.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:04 PM
he was totally down!*
* – listening on radio
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:05 PM
The way Brees is misfiring these days, I would not go with Colston.
/ Says the guy who said take the Colts over the Saints last season
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:05 PM
I used my flex on Brandon LaFell Thursday
he lafell on his face
/team effort
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:05 PM
serious? any one else?
Damn. Way to make me feel like my opinion’s worth a shit.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:06 PM
Big Game Bob strikes again!
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:06 PM
he lafell on his face
Berman says that all the time. I cannot laugh at anything Berman says. Even if someone else says it after he said it.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:06 PM
SROD’s version of mourning is to cue up some Toto and walk down to the lake to chase after some hot redhead azz, so it’s not really deep mourning.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Define “bus”.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
The way Brees is misfiring these days, I would not go with Colston.
/ Says the guy who said take the Colts over the Saints last season
But Henderson is back, isn’t he? Won’t that help?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
What the hell was that pass by Az?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:07 PM
just badly worded meth. i’m glad you answered
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:08 PM
KSU comeback, yes.
FSU comeback, meh.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:08 PM
Kind of a bullshit roughing the passer call.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:09 PM
If Arizona is going to get bailed out like this all night they have a chance to win this game.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:10 PM
four down territory here. they better not even think about kicking a field goal.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:10 PM
What kind of a sorry world do we live in where Erin Andrews hosts a national TV studio show and Charlie Steiner is stuck on radio somewhere in SoCal?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:12 PM
The racist bus that can’t wait for their savior.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:12 PM
fucking fuck man
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:13 PM
Nevermind they have no chance.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:13 PM
What kind of a sorry world do we live in where Erin Andrews hosts a national TV studio show and Charlie Steiner is stuck on radio somewhere in SoCal?
proper. i’d rather look at ea
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:14 PM
What kind of a sorry world do we live in where Erin Andrews hosts a national TV studio show and Charlie Steiner is stuck on radio somewhere in SoCal?
I don’t know if I’d use that as a metric for how fucked up this world is. I think The Voice is a far greater indictment.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:15 PM
For what it’s worth, I’ve said several times on here that Michigan would finish September 2-2 and then run the shit out of the table.
On the plus side, the B1G is fucking terrible so it’s a pretty good reality they are still in Pasadena. The O-Line needs to have every one of last year’s 4* and 5* recruits in the lineup ASAP and build for MorrisTime. Probably could still win this shitstorm conference.
The only thing more embarrasing is watching Erin Andrews and Joey fucking blue sky do a post game report.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:15 PM
I think The Voice is a far greater indictment.
we all lose when we see fat christina
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:16 PM
Pretty sure the new mantra will be “He’s currently a Sophomore at Cass Tech”.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:17 PM
who doesn’t love using the word ‘monetize’?
/mover
//shaker
///shaken
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:17 PM
SNES or 64. Take your pick.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Rutgers 35, Arkansas 26
La la la la la
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:19 PM
Agreed. OSU is horrible. I hate Fickell.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:19 PM
/team Sega Genesis
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:19 PM
Good God Oregon really wants to give Arizona this game
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:20 PM
Rutgers 35, Arkansas 26
La la la la la
Looks like John L. Smith will be adding to that $27.5 million in debt fairly soon.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:20 PM
SNES or 64. Take your pick.
old school, right? assume i know little about gaming, because i do. i want something that will make the kids move instead of sit and thumbwrestle
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:20 PM
SNES or 64.
I still have my 64 in a box somewhere, and the original Nintendo. Duck huntin’ motherfucker I be.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Good God Oregon really wants to give Arizona this game
Certainly seems like it. Too bad Arizona’s QB is doing his best Laurel and Hardy impression.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Minus the Gophers.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Man, the Pirate got Craig James’d by Colorado tonight.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:21 PM
instead of sit and thumbwrestle
Is that seriously what your kids do?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Great band, saw them at Lollacoachellaroo last summer.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:22 PM
Arizona is 0-4 inside the redzone
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:22 PM
I could just see you screaming, “Kids, quit thumbwrestling and make yourselves a dang quesadilla!”
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:22 PM
I’m currently playing my 64. Mike Piazza’s Strikezone, NFL Blitz 2000, and Star Fox 64 mostly.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:23 PM
Rich Rod is gonna kill a member of his offense if this keeps up.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:23 PM
pretty much what i thought would happen going on the road to eugene.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:25 PM
Swear to god, I initially read that as “i know little about garmying.”
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:27 PM
Is that seriously what your kids do?
they enjoy the digital arts, but i was referring to the manipulation of the controller whilst in a seated position.
tho it’s funny the few times my 6-yo girl has played ps3 she never sits, paces, bounces and hops back and forth while superheroes and villains beat each others’ asses. what’s that game? it’s just one on one duels?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:28 PM
That sounds like a line from Napoleon Dynamite II: At Home With Kip and LaFonda.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:29 PM
Swear to god, I initially read that as “i know little about garmying.”
i guess we know how you;re getting through your saints withdrawal
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:30 PM
my lips hurt real bad!
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:30 PM
How is this game still 7-0.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:31 PM
Is Scott colorblind?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:32 PM
How is this game still 7-0.
oh, now you want our help. why don’t you just go to night school for a degree in low-scoring games?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:33 PM
Just saw Andre 3000 in a razor commercial. Where the hell has he been since 2002?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:34 PM
oh, now you want our help. why don’t you just go to night school for a degree in low-scoring games?
Is that a metaphor for the War of 1812?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:34 PM
All hail Jerry Kill.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:36 PM
I’m digging the all white look for Arizona.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:37 PM
The Niners have already cured my Aints withdrawal.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:38 PM
That dark blue helmet like they wore last week never looks good.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:39 PM
Oh, and raycess
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:40 PM
What makes you seizure up on the sideline but does not kill you only makes you stronger.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:41 PM
That dark blue helmet like they wore last week never looks good.
I’m ok with the dark blue helmets, but the white is better.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:41 PM
Oh, and raycess
I was wondering if I set myself up for a KKK joke.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:44 PM
Mariota just got it right in the face.
/no coop
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:45 PM
“Yum! Game-day guacamole”
Actual headline on Yahoo! News front page.
And we wonder why journalism is dying.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:46 PM
Holding.
/echo echo echo
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:47 PM
Is that a metaphor for the War of 1812?
of course it is
/good ol’ ironsides jackson
//we took a little bacon and we took a little beans
///don’t fuck with my military history avocation
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:47 PM
Musberger pimping Manuel for the Heisman
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:48 PM
“American wildlife in uprising against Obama”
Predicted Faux News headline for this story.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:48 PM
And we wonder why journalism is dying.
/reads CNN headline stating that I can watch Lady Gaga smoke pot on stage.
I don’t.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:49 PM
of course it is
/good ol’ ironsides jackson
//we took a little bacon and we took a little beans
///don’t fuck with my military history avocation
Well done.
Reminds me of a story from World War I when a British journalist asked a deploying British soldier where he was going. The response? “Going to fight them bloody Belgiums”.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:51 PM
If I’m Rich Rod, and thank God I’m not as his wife is disgusting to look at, but if I’m Rich Rod, I’m praising the fact that I’m only down 10 at this point.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:51 PM
We fired our guns as the British kept a-comin’
There wasn’t as many as there was a while ago
We fired our guns and they commenced to running
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:52 PM
I’m about to start American Lion by Jon Meacham. Very excited to read his take on the Jackson presidency.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:53 PM
Fat miserable Belgian bastards.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:53 PM
When is Oregon going to wake up and start crushing these guys?
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:54 PM
Don’t know if this made it in there, but it’s my favorite Andrew Jackson story.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:55 PM
When Millen stops phoning in advice from the TV booth.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:56 PM
Don’t know if this made it in there, but it’s my favorite Andrew Jackson story.
Love it. You know what else I love about Jackson? His horrible racism countered by he fact that he raised with his bigamist wife am indian orphan.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:56 PM
I don’t care that it worked, going for it on 4th and 2 inside your own 40 is stupid as hell
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:56 PM
Reminds me of a story from World War I when a British journalist asked a deploying British soldier where he was going. The response? “Going to fight them bloody Belgiums”.
then it is ok to compare football to war
/General Emmit Smiff
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:58 PM
Reading about the big block of cheese makes me want to rewatch season 1 of West Wing.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:58 PM
The Bizarro Easterbrook.
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:58 PM
Them British got debacled!
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:01 AM
Wally Cleaver, gay? Who’da thought it?
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:01 AM
John Burgoyne has to be one of the shittiest British generals ever if only because he got beat by one of the worst American generals ever, Horatio Gates.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:02 AM
Millen is awful, but I still think that he is less shitty than Tim McCarver.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:03 AM
He lives in Topanga, California. I tell you what, there was a time when I was growing up that I wanted to live in Topanga too.
/Danielle Fishel’d
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:06 AM
Sousedbergin demonstrates his affinity with the Ukrainian people.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:10 AM
Awesomeness.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:11 AM
Where did soused go? Seems like only a handful of us are left here tonight.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:14 AM
He checked out after the Notre Dame win, said he was going piss on some churches.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:18 AM
Ah yes. And I assume that KC passed out after he guzzled that glass of Evan Williams.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:18 AM
Lou Holtz in the studio.
Legend.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:30 AM
Seems to have gotten quiet aorund here. Looks like it might be time to warap things up for the evening.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:33 AM
I’ll get the lights.
/ Hits switch
// Darkness
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:41 AM
game of thrones marathon on.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:42 AM
still early in CO. where is SORD?
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:43 AM
*SROD
close.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:46 AM
Debating if I should start the 4th book tonight or wait until I’m done with my ECT stuff next week. Hate waiting.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:48 AM
in the middle of book 5. no real rush. he pry won’t finish the series for 6-7 years
/dark tower
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:49 AM
That is a good point.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:49 AM
just googled ect. you ok? depressed?
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:51 AM
damn, what did i miss tonight?
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:52 AM
Depressed, yes, but ECT has improved things a bit the past month I’ve been doing it.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:53 AM
my go to defending the pac 10 has always been “they beat each other up, no one realizes how good the conference is.” typically bullshit, but maybe it is finally coming true.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:55 AM
good. keep your head up. don’t know you but understand depression. let me know (i know this sounds phony) if there is anything i can do to help. enjoy the small things in life.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:59 AM
you guys think i should start santonio holmes or daryl richardson as my flex tomorrow? i know FF talk is ghey but whatever.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:59 AM
Appreciate it. Been working on this for years through individual therapy, groups, DBT, meds and now ECT – I try and enjoy it all, if there is anything, I’ll ask.
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:03 AM
please do. don’t comment much during the day but you can hit me up at rriggen36@hotmail.com
happy to chat any time about anything. prefer not to talk about the fucking dodgers sucking, but will do if it helps.
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:05 AM
rocking good hearted women by willie nelson. not a country fan, but good shit.
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:08 AM
not quite as good as pancho and left. holy shit that is some 80′s sounding shit. will pry be on breaking bad’s finally.
drinking makers, apologies for redundancy
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:09 AM
*finale
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:44 AM
and late, but know i offer nothing and don’t mean to minimize everything you have already done. nothing but the best.
September 23rd, 2012 at 7:10 AM
Dozed off early last night. Sorry I missed you guys. Be well today & every day.
September 23rd, 2012 at 7:20 AM
My team stinks this year. I’m numb now.
Not worried about that at all. But, once people find out I watched GAC regularly, that may cause more damage.
/if it came down to it, could I take the bullet?
//I would, for yoooooooooou