Tim Tebow Might Run For Political Office, a Breaking Story Since 2008
No, that’s not right.
Tim Tebow might be our first president!Tim Tebow might be our first black president! Nope. Uh … Will Tim Tebow someday run for political office? Yeah, that’s the ticket. Could someone please get to the bottom of this hot political goss!? What’s that ESPN New York? You have your hand raised?
“I haven’t ruled it out,” Tebow tells Rich Cimini of ESPNNewYork.com. “Whatever avenue I feel like I can make a difference in, I’d love to do. I haven’t ruled out anything like that. It won’t be anytime soon in my future, but it’ll be something I’ll at least look at and consider one day.”
Whew! I’m so glad he answered that burning question that people have been asking Tebow for the last half-decade. This is a completely different scoop than that time Tebow said he might go into politics in February.
“For me, it could be something in my future,” he said. “It’s something I’ll have to think about and pray about. I have no idea right now, but possibly.”
Or that time in April 2008 when Florida Governor Charlie Crist asked Tebow if he might someday go into politics.
“That might be a possibility.”
Ouch! Just burned my fingers on that hot ink! I hope some news outlets pick up on this breaking story.
[ESPN via Pro Football Talk]

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September 19th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Wow, this is such a non-story I can’t believe people are talking about this.
/writes post about it
September 19th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
First virgin president?
First gay* president?
First Craig-James-as-VP president?
Only one of those three possibilities frightens me.
/ *James Buchanan supposedly was the first gay president
September 19th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Tebow as president will be neither left wing nor right wing, only wounded-duck wing.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Tebow as president will be neither left wing nor right wing, only wounded-duck wing.
But what is his stance on steel shot?
September 19th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
He could be the next republican:
Mark Foley
Ted Haggard
Larry Craig
Bob Allen
Glenn Murphy Jr…..
September 19th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
“I haven’t ruled it out,” Tebow tells Rich Cimini of ESPNNewYork.com. “Whatever avenue I feel like I can make a difference in, I’d love to do. I haven’t ruled out anything like that. It won’t be anytime soon in my future, but it’ll be something I’ll at least look at and consider one day.”
you fucked up. that’s his quote about moving to fullback.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
+ One $68,000 per game special teams player contract
September 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Would he be the dumbest president? Guy can barely master an NFL offense.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
He’s an idiot. Not that other politicians aren’t — but he really is.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Yup. I was gonna’ say “First dumb president”, but I was sure there would be a lot of disagreement on that one.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
I’m thinking Rubio/Tebow 2020. He’ll be brought in as the VP then suffer through endless speculation about taking over for an average, unpopular Latino.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
I’m going to go ahead and guess that you aren’t smart enough to ‘master’ an NFL offense, so you should probably settle down a bit.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
He’s an idiot. Not that other politicians aren’t — but he really is.
I don’t know, Grizz. He’s parlayed being a shitty QB with religious right support to be on a NFL team and making more money than being a pastor somewhere.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
holy shit this day is terrible up in here.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
If you can’t complete 47% of your passes than I would pass on politics.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
It’s truly sad that this assfuck is going to be around for a very long time.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
If you can’t complete 47% of your passes than I would pass on politics.
What if you can’t bowl over a 37?*
*Trick question. Bowling isn’t a sport.
/removes glove
//slaps CRM
///pistols at dawn
September 19th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Mitt Romney thinks 47 percent of Tebow’s passes are lazy and dependent on great receivers to be successful.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Winner.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
+ 1 food stamp
/spend it wisely
September 19th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
It’s truly sad
But what kind of sad?
September 19th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
I’m going to go ahead and guess that you aren’t smart enough to ‘master’ an NFL offense, so you should probably settle down a bit.
Fairly certain he could if he’d spent almost his entire life playing the sport.
/No, you settle down
//You’re a towel
September 19th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
I don’t know what this means.
I don’t think there are many people… including current starting QBs, who consistently display mastery of an offensive system. He may be dumb, but I really doubt that the ability to master NFL passing offense should be the metric used to determine that.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Bowling is what people do when they are too fat to pull of golf clothes.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Flamin’ hot cheetos are fucking awesome. That’s all.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
I don’t know, Grizz. He’s parlayed being a shitty QB with religious right support to be on a NFL team and making more money than being a pastor somewhere.
True. Though I’m not sure he couldnt make more money as a pastor of some super evangelical southern church. I bet Joel Osteen makes more money than Tebow does in 2012.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
//You’re a towel
I don’t know what this means.
You are just lucky he didn’t call you a washcloth.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Flamin’ hot cheetos are fucking awesome. That’s all.
Huge occupational hazard with the orange crumbles that get on your entry hand.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Apparently, he decided he could not make a difference in the avenue that runs between Erin Andrews’s legs.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Well that would be the last fucking straw. Or would be had I any fucking clue what he meant.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Someone not long ago on here pointed out that the orange crumbles have an actual name, but it escapes me.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
“My arm. I think it’s broken!”
September 19th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
I bet Joel Osteen makes more money than Tebow does in 2012. Grizz
I hate that guy. So phony. And he inherited his ministry from his father. He doesn’t take a salary from his church (so, I guess that is good.) He makes all his money on those books. I agree with you, Tebow has being the head of a mega church in his future.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
September 19th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
They’re red. The only bad part is they stain your hands. You need paint thinner to get this shit off.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Tecmo Bowl playbook or NCAA triple option playbook or Belichik’s Madden playbook?
September 19th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Cheetorum
September 19th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
I’m still trying to figure out “catfish whore.”
/ Or was it “whore catfish”?
September 19th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Cheetorum > santorum > Rick Santorum
September 19th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
They’re red. The only bad part is they stain your hands. You need paint thinner to get this shit off.
Do you lick them off? Do you rub it on something like a paper towel? Or do you just fight it until the end and then lick it off or rub it on something?
September 19th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Change “ministry” to “money” and we’re talking R-Money here.
/ I have inherited nothing!
September 19th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
You can’t lick it off. Once your fingers are wet they are like cheetorum magnets.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
/buys 40, obviously
//stereotyped
September 19th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Republicans and their shitty week.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Chentorum: When cheeto dust congeals with smegma and jism after a particularly arduous coke wank.
/Fuck you urban dictionary
//Shoe-horned the words “Ann” “Willard” and “Credenza” into example
///They have not gotten back to me
September 19th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Whore catfish I believe Nada.
Queefer is black?
September 19th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Lickin’ em off just makes it worse. Paper towels.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Go fuck yourself, chief.
I’m pretty certain that I could, particularly if it was my job.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
He’s been training to be an NFL QB for his entire life. There have been numerous instances at his stops – in college and the pros – where they had to simplify the offensive system because of his trouble understanding it and reading defenses.
Given the things we have to judge his “intelligence” on, what woudl you suggest as an alternative.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Only below the waist.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Given the things we have to judge his “intelligence” on, what woudl you suggest as an alternative.
We could flip a coin…
September 19th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Given the things we have to judge his “intelligence” on, what woudl you suggest as an alternative.
his knowledge of foreplay
September 19th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Hey Grizz hook me up with a job at BNY, this place is going under.
September 19th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
This place isn’t too far behind. In an unrelated note — i saw C. Metz at the bar on Friday night.
September 19th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Your logic is overwhelming. I withdraw my point.
September 19th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Yet you chose to pass up riches and fame to be an idiot commenting on a sports blog. Interesting career choice.
September 19th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Only below the waist.
So you’re really fast and can jump high?
September 19th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Oddly enough I was with his older brother at Zoo Brew then met up with B. afterward.
September 19th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
This is not “logic” – I told you to “go fuck yourself” because you were being a dick. It is simply an attempt to insult someone.
I’m not even sure where to begin with this one. “Mastering an NFL offense” and “being physically able to play QB” are two vastly different endeavors. Sorry you can’t wrap yourself around comprehending that.
September 19th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
According to Wide Word of Mouthbreathers, commenting on a sports blog precludes you from choosing a career path that leads to financial success.
September 19th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Which do you think Tebow lacks more? And don’t you think that one relates to the other? I know that when I play golf, my inability to hit a 200 yard high cut shot, limits my proclivity to choose the shot, even when it’s the right one in the bag. I’m not sure which you lack more, perspective or intelligence, but I’d venture it’s a subtle combination of the two, with just a touch of lack of overcompensating for your own lack of happiness and success in life by resorting to anonymous (and fruitless) ad hominem attacks.
September 19th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
To be fair, lots of smart, successful people comment on sports blogs. In fact, I hope to be one myself one day. I’m just positing that you are not one of them.
Though your lack of grammatical errors confuses me.
September 19th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
If Tebow were to move back to Colo, he could be governor here today. Hickenlooper or no Hickenlooper, Tebow owns this state.
September 19th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
I’m trying to understand what your issue is. I made a comment regarding Tim Tebow’s intelligence, which by internet sports blog standards (particularly this one), was relatively innocuous. Then, you called me an idiot. But of course, I am the one making ad hominem attacks. Makes a ton of sense.
On the Tebow/golf club example, I think it is a factor of both – he lacks some physical abilities, yes, but he would not be the first QB in NFL history to overcome physical limitations to succeed and even thrive. I believe that he has also shown a lack of capacity to 1) understand an NFL passing offense, and 2) read defenses that has further prevented him from being success, in spite of his physical “shortcomings.”
Guys like Rich Gannon, Jeff Garcia and Kurt Warner weren’t blessed with unbelievable athleticism and prototypical NFL QB tools, but managed to become successful because of their understanding of the game. I think Tebow could be successful in the NFL since he has an impressive toolset. Other things hold him back, in my opinion.
It’s unfortunate you resorted to condescension and name-calling immediately because I think this could be an interesting discussion.
September 19th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
/smart
//unsuccessful
September 19th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Haha this is so rich. Whatever man – I guess you’re above internet snark, but still resort to being an insufferable douchebag. Kudos.
Enjoy doing whatever it is you do.
September 19th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Tebow has the athletic ability and football instincts. He lacks intellect to learn complex offenses. He would never have succeeded at a college where they ran a pro-style offense.
September 19th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
… pot, kettle, all that.
getting under your skin, apparently
have you not read anything I read?
oh, you have!
September 19th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Probably? But I like to judge things I see. And considering there are apparently only 10 QBs with the ability to learn/run/master complex NFL offenses, I don’t think the inability to do so disqualifies you from being ‘smart’.
September 19th, 2012 at 7:38 PM
The real question is will he start with an easily winnable US House race in Florida, or will he wait five years and try for the Senate, which would be a bit dicey. I’m guessing his football career is over in two years, and that he’s a running for a US House seat now that he’s 25 years old and eligible. If all goes well he’ll be the Republican party’s US Vice Presidential nominee in 2024.