Shakira is Pregnant and Gerard Pique is the Father
All, Athletes and Celebrities September 19th. 2012, 5:55pm


Shakira announced on her website today that she’s pregnant. The singer been dating Gerald Pique, the FC Barcelona defender, for nearly two years, and he’s the father. Shakira is 35; Pique is 25. The internet will buckle at some point tonight from all the cheesy hips/pregnant headlines.
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September 19th, 2012 at 6:02 PM
/cross off baby-birthing hips don’t lie joke
//pouts
September 19th, 2012 at 6:03 PM
It’s Gerard.
September 19th, 2012 at 6:17 PM
Meth is Monster: I felt the same way about the Dictator. That might have been the worst movie I have ever seen. Baron Cohen just needs to go away forever now after that abortion.
September 19th, 2012 at 6:20 PM
That might have been the worst movie I have ever seen.
That’s funny you say that, because I wasn’t sure if it did top my list, but I seriously think if that is not the worst comedy I’ve ever seen it’s an amazingly close second.
September 19th, 2012 at 6:31 PM
That’s funny you say that, because I wasn’t sure if it did top my list, but I seriously think if that is not the worst comedy I’ve ever seen it’s an amazingly close second. Meth
Crash is worse. It kept trying to make me laugh and I never did. What a horrible movie.
September 19th, 2012 at 6:34 PM
Haven’t seen that, KC. I’ll take your word for it and avoid it.
September 19th, 2012 at 6:35 PM
Also had got Moneyball which was decent. Decided to have a movie and beer night last night since I had off and it was storming its ass off all day.
September 19th, 2012 at 6:44 PM
Haven’t seen that, KC. I’ll take your word for it and avoid it. Meth
It won the Academy Award several years back. It is a hack-eyed drama about how races are racist to each other sometimes. It was so bad.
September 19th, 2012 at 6:50 PM
about how races are racist to each other sometimes
Who would’ve known? Groundbreaking shit right there.
September 19th, 2012 at 7:34 PM
I don’t know. I don’t think any man could live up to being worthy of her.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:24 PM
The middle pic has disillusioned me for ever.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
Gerald?
September 19th, 2012 at 10:03 PM
35+, post baby? The wall is approaching fast.
September 20th, 2012 at 2:56 AM
It seems like Shakira is the dominant person in this relationship. Gerald Pique is her little puppy. The big girl got her little boy.
September 20th, 2012 at 7:43 AM
And…? I don’t think he cares, do you? I don’t think I would … (see Ballz is The Stig post above, btw. It’s not Gerald, it’s Gerard).
September 20th, 2012 at 7:44 AM
Moneyball was over-hyped and mediocre to me. It got too much attention. I enjoyed it but it was a slow, rather boring film. Not a lot of real drama. Pitt should not have been nominated for that.
On the other hand, he should have been nominated for the Aldo Raine character in Inglourious Basterds. His best role he’s ever played, imo. Great, great stuff right there. That was and is a great film. Classic Tarantino.
September 20th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Welp…my sister is out of a gig then. She was to perform with Shakira in Azerbaijian October 6. Life in the entertainment industry….I wonder if she gets paid, she had been rehearsing.