Shakira announced on her website today that she’s pregnant. The singer been dating Gerald Pique, the FC Barcelona defender, for nearly two years, and he’s the father. Shakira is 35; Pique is 25. The internet will buckle at some point tonight from all the cheesy hips/pregnant headlines.

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