Roundup: Dylan Bundy Called Up By Orioles, Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again & 49ers Linebacker Suspended For DUI
Penelope Cruz … Lindsay Lohan was arrested again early this morning … Kentucky man arrested for riding a horse under the influence … farmhand arrested for having sex with a miniature donkey … obesity rates expected to soar by 2030 … piece of papyrus leads historian to ask, “did Jesus have a wife?” … Tom Shales is no fan of Seth McFarlane … “Chef told police he cooked his wife’s body for four days” … one of the 76ers co-owners is a party animal …
Courageous, must-read feature about talented sportscaster Trenni Kusnierek. [Milwaukee Mag]
Dylan Bundy, he of the knee-buckling curveball, has been called up by the Orioles. [Fox]
Alex Morgan says she gets marriage proposals on twitter basically every day. [SI]
San Francisco LB Clark Haggans suspended for three games for an “extreme DUI” in 2011. [Sac Bee]
Access to Pac-12 football practices is dwindling. Media hates this. Do fans care? [Seattle Times]
Richard Sandomir on the death of Steve Sabol. [NYT]
Miguel Cabrera is close to the triple crown. He trails Josh Hamilton by two homers and leads the AL in RBI and batting average. [Detroit News]
Whitlock goes in on the refs/Goodell in his NFL truths column. [Fox Sports]
Oregon Ducks have a tight end whose name is Lake Keawekoaikamakaokalani Ka’ai. [Oregonian]
Rookie Brock Osweiler was told he was going to throw the hail mary pass on Monday Night Football if the Broncos got close enough. [Post]
Floyd Mayweather, fresh out of jail, could be in trouble again following a verbal altercation with a woman. [LVRJ]
Well if you throw the Yankees on Fox on Saturday afternoon, of course people are going to watch! [Sports Media Watch]
“UNC-Chapel Hill’s dental foundation released a three-year-old report Tuesday that said Tami Hansbrough did not receive proper approval for a trip to Memphis in which her son, Tyler, was playing for the basketball team in the NCAA Tournament.” [News & Observer]
Every college football fan in 53 seconds.
Three weeks old, but watch this Cheetah jump on the hood of a vehicle on a safari.
Impressive TD run. [via Hot Clicks]
Guy hit by a car crossing the street in Europe. After watching him get hit, rewind and look for the crosswalk he should have used. [via Adam]
- Muhammed “King Mo” Lawal’s KO of the Year Candidate Against Seth Petruzelli at Bellator 96
- Break-Up Song About Players Leaving Via Free Agency Should Make Fans Cry
- Fight Master: Bellator MMA: Freshening Up a Tired Format
- John Wall Tattoos Are of the Raleigh Skyline and ‘The Great Wall’
- Neymar’s Silky Dribbling Schools the Mexican Defense, Sets Up Another Brazilian Goal [Video]
- A.P. on Break-Up Song About Players Leaving Via Free Agency Should Make Fans Cry
- The Wayne Fontes Safari on Break-Up Song About Players Leaving Via Free Agency Should Make Fans Cry
- A.P. on Break-Up Song About Players Leaving Via Free Agency Should Make Fans Cry
- VladimirCrouton on Break-Up Song About Players Leaving Via Free Agency Should Make Fans Cry
- A.P. on Break-Up Song About Players Leaving Via Free Agency Should Make Fans Cry
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September 19th, 2012 at 8:16 AM
I love me some slow cooked BBQ, bet she had fall off the bone ribs
September 19th, 2012 at 8:16 AM
Not sure I’m thrilled with Bundy coming up right now. But after last night’s 18-inning marathon, they’re probably out of pitchers anyway.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:17 AM
Dylan Bundy, he of the knee-buckling curveball, has been called up by the Orioles.
The combination of this and the 18 inning win last night, all in a span of 5 hours, has left me in a state of shock.
/Go O’s
//Why not?
///Makes it easy to forget that we have a soon to be 9-7 football team.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:18 AM
Not sure I’m thrilled with Bundy coming up right now.
Agree that I don’t like him coming out of the bullpen but if there ever was a team to debut against in a one inning relief cameo, it would be the Mariners and that putrid line up they run out there.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
Poor man’s Salma Hayek
September 19th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
That is a third-degree burn.
He’s not wrong, though. The political stuff was great on Saturday but MacFarlane didn’t bring anything to the sketches.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
The paper says “guests cavorted in a pool and performed sex acts, while scantily clad Russian women danced on platforms,” at a rented home in Bridgehampton, N.Y., during a summer bash last year. The Post said Leder went on something of a tear after his wife of 22 years, Lisa, cheated on him with her tennis instructor in 2009.
/searches for local tennis instructors for my wife.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:23 AM
and Mike Trout is gonna get screwed in the MVP race
September 19th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Nope. With all the coach-speak out there, we don’t gain much.
So, when’s the “Peyton’s all washed up” articles?
/gets popcorn ready
September 19th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
If Cabrera DOES win the triple crown, it will set up an interesting “old school stats” vs. WAR decision for MVP voters. Trout is putting up historic WAR numbers, but how do you not vote for a triple crown winner?
/yeah, I know DiMaggio won the MVP in ’47 when Williams won the Triple Crown
September 19th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
The end of that Champions League game yesterday was out-of-control awesome.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
Describe your Twitter followers? Soccer fans and lots of teenage boys.
Describe your Twitter followers? Soccer fans and lots of 40 yr old stalkers
/fixed for accuracy
September 19th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Cruz looks incredible in that roundup pic. Nice work.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
eah, I know DiMaggio won the MVP in ’47 when Williams won the Triple Crown
Writers hated Williams.
One Boston writer didn’t even give him a top ten vote.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Yes he is…Miggy is great, having a great season, but what Trout has done is in the best seasons of all time level. Oh and he is a plus plus plus defender in CF. Miggy is well below average at 3B.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Richard Sandomir on the death of Steve Sabol. [NYT]
gems:
Home run of an article. There are about 7 quotes I’d love to attribute. A tremendous salute to a tremendous artist.
Eloquent, moving, succinct….
September 19th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
Still love her.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
They should just take Mo Vaughn’s MVP and give it to Ted.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Posted this in the “Vince Young is Broke” post last night but the comments thread was already dead. Figured I’d put it here too. Just a lil’ something to brighten your days.
A friend of mine had a class with Vince
Young at UT. It was a sociology class,
dealing with human sexuality. One day the
prof was expounding on foreplay and asked
a question along the lines of “what is
foreplay?” Vince raised his hand and said
“that’s like suckin’ on titties and what-not”
True story.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Hard to believe he scored a 12 on the Wonderlic.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Penelope will hold up better over time but Salma wins in the present.
Both at once.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Still time for Mauer to get on a roll and win the batting title over Miggy. If that happens I can see Trout getting the MVP.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Just looked again at the ’95 MVP voting. Had no idea that John Valentin had the highest WAR for position players that year. Vaughn beat Belle 308-300 in the voting. Valentin finished 9th.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Nice to see that UT football players not only attend class, but also participate. True scholar-athletes.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
If Cabrera DOES win the triple crown, it will set up an interesting “old school stats” vs. WAR decision for MVP voters. Trout is putting up historic WAR numbers, but how do you not vote for a triple crown winner?
WAR isn’t an end all-be all. Trout’s big lead in WAR is due to defensive numbers, which are acknowledged to be less accurate, especially in 1 year samples. His WAR is 3 better than McCuthen defensively, and I’m not buying that.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
i’m waiting for the speculation he’s heading to the jets
September 19th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Tebow for Manning, straight up.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
I picked up 2 cases of 3 Floyd’s Zombie Dust yesterday. I’ve been reading about this beer for a while. Many are calling it the best APA out there, and it lives up to the hype.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
Totally agree with you. Calling the defensive component of WAR questionable might be kind.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
At the moment, I’d take Penelope over Salma. In their primes that would be reversed. But Sofia Vergara in her prime probably would be ahead of both.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
*McCutchen
September 19th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
shit, then call me homeless. they are 1a and 1b for me.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
I think the O’s can effectively use Bundy in this stint similar to what the Rays did with David Price when they brought him up for the first time.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Valentin finished 9th.
Where’d Kenny Lofton finish?
September 19th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
I’m actually toying with the idea of picking up Matt Cassell and using him against that horrendous NO defense this week instead of Michael Vick @ Arizona. Silly?
September 19th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Where’d Kenny Lofton finish?
The strip club
September 19th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
click on this link just for the picture of the donkey. had me rolling.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Hmmm…he didn’t even get a vote. 21 players did.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Trout is better defender than McCutchen. I don’t see how this is debateable.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Hacker – I actually benched J Charles going against the Saints.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
There is something incredibly sexy about this woman.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Can’t wait until Bill Simmons chips in his two cents on the AL MVP race, saying Trout should get it because it would be more convenient for him to remember.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
What’s wrong with getting a little ass?
September 19th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
not silly at all. I think if the eagles move the ball against the cardinals they have to use mccoy creatively and not in just a straight up running game.
then again, had the pats come out and rolled with no huddle from the start of the game we’d probably be talking differently about the cardinals defense based on the last quarter and a half of sunday’s game.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
I hope Mayweather spends the rest of his life in jail. That guy is one of the biggest asshole athletes of all time.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
I think the O’s can effectively use Bundy in this stint similar to what the Rays did with David Price when they brought him up for the first time.
Only issue with this is that the bullpen is the team’s greatest strength while the starting rotation is the area with the most glaring need. With 14 games left, would give him 2 spot starts and see what you get.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
I thought the same thing but have a hard time benching Rodgers.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Who are you starting ahead of him?
September 19th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Access to Pac-12 football practices is dwindling. Media hates this. Do fans care?
/raises leg
//farts
September 19th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Stellar.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Not in the scripture = not true. No matter what science discovers and reveals.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
In the pro wrestling world, you would be referred to as a “mark.” Mayweather is an act. He’s probably a dick in real life too, but his over the top bullshit is 100% schtick.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Cheetah was chillin.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Good example and understanding of foreplay.
September 19th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Trout is better defender than McCutchen. I don’t see how this is debateable.
3 WAR better? or said another way, 1/2 of their offensive production better?
September 19th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Feel like they can’t afford to have two bad starts should Bundy stumble. They need to win the division, not get stuck in some one-game playoff that decides their season. Those two games could very well matter, and starting a 19 year old there is a risky move.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
I’m actually toying with the idea of picking up Matt Cassell and using him against that horrendous NO defense this week instead of Michael Vick @ Arizona. Silly?
Pick up Brandon Weeden off the waiver wire. If somebody hasn’t plucked him up already.
/may or may not be serious.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Unless you think Vick is going to get injured I wouldn’t. NO’s D has to prepare for one less dimension with Cassell than they did with RG3 and Cam; and Vick can have a bad game and get you 16 fantasy points. With Matt Cassell, you have to hope he has a good game.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
But who cares? Trout is the best CF in baseball, he saves his team tons of runs in the field. Cabrera costs the Tigers runs. And offensively Cabrera and Trout, while doing things a bit differently, are at parity.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
not little sebastian!!!
September 19th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Doubtful. There’s no reason for him to act like a cockmonger 24/7. It would be the longest con of all time.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Vince Young needs a mentor…. like Kordell Stewart.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Gotta say this for the donkey fucker – he is wise to the mugshot game. All smiles, that creep.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Does anyone impact the game in more ways than Trout does? The stat that Verducci pulled out that impresses me is the team record of 72-52 when he plays and I agree, right now he is the best player in baseball.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Feel like they can’t afford to have two bad starts should Bundy stumble. They need to win the division, not get stuck in some one-game playoff that decides their season. Those two games could very well matter, and starting a 19 year old there is a risky move.
I don’t think Buck will allow for any truly terrible start the rest of the way. With 5 “starters” (Arrieta, Hunter, Johnson, Matusz & Wolf) in the ‘pen, can’t see him ever allowing the starter to give up more than 4 runs.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Is there a stat that makes tangible how many runs Trout saves and Cabrera loses for their respective teams? Or is this subjective analysis? Honest question.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Alex Morgan says she gets marriage proposals on twitter basically every day
It’s like they went out of their way to get the worst, most turkeyneckish photo.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Yes he is. Trout has better range and I think is blowing away McCutchen in Bill James +/- defensive effeciency as well. FRAA (Baseball Prospectus defensive stat which focuses on play-by-play instead of zones and normalizes for parks) has Trout at 4.8, McCutchen at -4.1.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Because SC never finished his database of user beliefs and memes, I honestly don’t know if you are joking or not.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
I’d be interested to see some kind of Lisk breakdown on instances like this. I know I’ve tried to outsmart myself on match-ups like that before and had it backfire. or at least not turn out as well as expected. because in the end, Cassell is still a pretty shitty QB with not many options to throw to. and he still plays for the Chefs.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
And offensively Cabrera and Trout, while doing things a bit differently, are at parity
This is a good argument. But taking the easy approach, it just feels like Cabrera has the edge. I’d love to vote for Trout and actually hope he gets it, but Miggy’s numbers are just ridiculous. Good arguments all around though.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Jerry Rice and his harem of eighteen year old lady-boys would like a word.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
no, I think that is just called being “soccer hot”.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
that sums up why i’ve distanced myself from religion perfectly.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
The best player in baseball plays in Milwaukee.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
I agree that Trout is the best, but disagree that team wins is anywhere near his most impressive stat.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
UZR has problems, but is not without value. But this is certainly a case where it matches up with the consensus, subjective opinion among people who know how to judge a player defensively.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
In a career year for a Hall of Fame player who might win the first Triple Crown since 1967, he might not even get the MVP. That tells how you good Trout is.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Rickie Weeks?
September 19th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
holy shit, mole…did you write this?
September 19th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
question is: is the Chiefs defense good enough to stop the saints offense to the point where the chief’s offense has a chance to win the game?
then again, that’s not really great for cassel, you want a huge blow out where the saints are in prevent d for 2 1/2 quarters.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
He’s a fraud
/TBL
//not really, he should win NL-MVP
September 19th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Kinda like “Arkansas hot” for your Piggy Sue video maker friend, right? Huh? Huh?
/cheer up, ArkBadger
September 19th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
This might seem lazy, but do you have a link to UZR for these players? I’d like to check it out.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
you love food and you love geography, so why not a geographical food link?
mmmm, garbage plates, you fat new yorkers
September 19th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
MY GOD IT’S BEAUTIFUL
September 19th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Let me summarize. “Anyone with an opinion different than mine is a coward. They don’t have the courage to stand up against [Fill in the blank] so it looks like I have to do it.”
September 19th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
I’m onboard with this.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
I enjoyed this.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
I’ve had all but three of those I think.
Also, slideshows where the entire page reloads = one of the worst web designs of all time.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Sure. FanGraphs is the easiest place to find numbers like this, and to get explanations. Trout, Cabrera.
Like I said, the problems with UZR are a bit nuanced. Some of the best analysis is over at BP like this. Still lots of room for improvement with defensive metrics.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
All…14,000…words.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Whitlock is such a shitty columnist. I understand why dumb people like his act and think he’s a revelatory truth-teller in a sea of lemmings, but the guy brings absolutely nothing to the table.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Wait, Whoopie Pies aren’t everywhere?
September 19th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
NDub, I gave a couple links but the comment is in moderation.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
He also leaves absolutely nothing on the table.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
I really need to eat Chicken and Waffles at some point in my life
September 19th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
I knew I wasn’t the only person on the Internet who hated this.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
The Post said Leder went on something of a tear after his wife of 22 years, Lisa, cheated on him with her tennis instructor in 2009.
this is what keep smy wife in check (i think). i told her i wouldn’t leave if she cheated but i would go on “something of a tear” myself
she can’t stand the thought
September 19th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Has anyone seen the CrossFit Games that ESPN now airs? Stumbled on it last night, there was one hot girl, she was from Canada, “CrossFit hot”, the other women sort of looked like linebackers, and there was an Asian chick with a mohawk.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Thanks. I’ll keep a weather eye on the horizon.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Dude, those handstand pushups looked brutal.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Also, slideshows where the entire page reloads = one of the worst web designs of all time.
i apologize for that, but now you’ve warned the rest. if i had 22 moles, i’d win the super bowl
September 19th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
No but I used to masturbate to Kiana Tom’s Flex Appeal every morning before school in high-school.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
I still clicked all the way through, though. Solid subject matter will do that.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
and Mike Trout is gonna get screwed in the MVP race
sorry if you already addressed this, but of course you;re being sarcastic, yes? i think a TC winner might merit an MVP bauble
September 19th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Yes they did. I couldn’t do that right now and then carry and 80 pound medicine ball 50 yards and back.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
No but I used to masturbate to Kiana Tom’s Flex Appeal every morning before school in high-school.
did not care for her, as i have no love for asian women or fake-titted and fake tanned women, but the other fitness show, with the chick that fowler married, was solid. remember when dan o’brien got one of those shows. knowing him like i did,m from U of Idaho, that shit eating grin and him surounded by babes was delightful
September 19th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I think one of the reasons that people get angry about this crap is because they assume when you say Trout should win that you are saying Cabrera is undeserving. Cabrera is having an awesome (offensive) season. I just think Trout deserves it more.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Your move Bynes
September 19th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Camille Leblanc-Bazinet, I believe.
I think Julie Fouchet is kinda’ cute, too, but what do I know.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
it’s hard to cheer up when you keep shitting on my head when I am down.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
……
September 19th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
No but I used to masturbate to Kiana Tom’s Flex Appeal every morning before school in high-school.
/yelnik’d
September 19th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Pennsylvanians will claim they invented it. PSSSSHHHHAAAA!!!
September 19th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Nah…Norichika Aoki.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Don’t forget Pepper Von and the Fitness Pros
September 19th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I’m frantically trying to trade him while he still has some value. If I can’t I’d still start him against the Saints, that D is atrocious.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I just think Trout deserves it more.
well, you have a much harder time defending a TC winner, the first since the 1960s (and fat too), not winning it than trout. neither will make the postseason anyway so how much they helped their teams is irrelevant. trout would obv win the fielding portion of the discussion tho that;s mostly offensive usually
September 19th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Oh sweet, sweet Youtube rabbit hole…
September 19th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
This feels un-American to me.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
as i have no love for asian women
……
don;t get me wrong cube, if i see one i like i have no problem saying ‘hey how YOU doin?’ it’s just that i have no fetish for them. many beautiful ones, especially when you start mixing in philipino
September 19th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
I was offered Bowe, Ryan Williams and Kendall Hunter for Charles, Hillis and Decker. Strongly considering this.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Kiana Collage. I had totally forgotten who this was.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Ah Filipinos. The looks of an Asian and Mexican combined, with the work ethic of neither.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
/high five
//tosses ArkBadger a beer of his choice
September 19th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Excluding the current lead singer for Journey.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Go Sox
September 19th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
I laughed out loud. Hard.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Denise Austin? anyone.
/I kinda had a thing for her. I was young
September 19th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
You just made the top 5 of dumbest things ever said on this site. Someone adjust the commenter wiki. If Kernel Bromes is on there twice, swap out one of those.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
the bundy call up is unique because of his mentality and track record. i don’t think anyone would normally support the move, but it’s been said that bundy has that roger clemens mentality on the mound – making him less vulnerable to losing confidence in himself – and the orioles are in dire need of another arm.
give him a start in september and see what he’s got just so you know for the playoffs* if they make it.
*something i never imagined i’d say
September 19th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Assuming you outrank him, of course.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I met Denise Austin. Very nice. Very fit. Somewhat haggard.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
I’d probably do that, if he does nothing Sunday then you won’t get anything close to that next week. Hunter could be a top 10 RB if Gore gets hurt.
I was offered Jennings for Charles straight up after Week 1, didn’t even really consider it at the time but now I’m kicking myself.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
Buncha fatties up in this bitch
September 19th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
the bundy call up is unique because of his mentality and track record.
Another reason I think its a great move. Doesn’t seem like he is the type to have confidence destroyed by one bad outing.
/playing armchair psychologist
//took psychology 101 9 years ago
///Why not?
September 19th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Agree. Yes, she was the med student.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
+2 Ungrateful, Dead Grandparents
September 19th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Well, the man is right
September 19th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Ah yes…the old days, when things like the chicks on The Grind had to get it done.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
If anyone can jmorris the history of the hatred that some folks have for Seth MacFarlane, I’ll hang up and listen.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Annoying fantasy question… who has the better fantasy season from this point forward, Nelson or Jennings?
September 19th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
You know who’s turned out to be unexpectedly pretty? Julie Benz. First season she was on Dexter, she looked like a plain jane. But by the end, she turned out to be sexy as hell. Also, I’d recommend checking out youtube clips of her appearing on Desperate Housewives.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
did not care for her, as i have no love for asian women or fake-titted and fake tanned women
Hawaiian is its own race. She was Hawaiian and did an outside fitness show so I’d venture her tan was real.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Sweet. If I combine this with my only loves me for my money wife and “They Were Killing Each Other Anyway” history book, is that like a Bromes Full House?
/may be mixing up infamous commenters
September 19th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
I’d go with Jordy
September 19th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
“Jermichael Finley”
-Jermichael Finley
September 19th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
You folks do know that Asian doesn’t only constitute yellow skinned people, right?
September 19th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
Nothing will ever top his anger at not getting an inheritance from his grandparents. Not even anything Paolo ever said.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
True. Joey Votto plays at least 8 games per year in Milwaukee, but I don’t see why you would point that city out specifically.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
I have her Playboy spread stored in the early 90′s portion of my spank bank.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
I’m so happy he plays for the Packers. There might not be a more unlikeable player right now.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
The new season looks promising. Watched the Boardwalk premier last night. Meh.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Touche.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
Didn’t realize Jay Cutler took over the QB spot for the Packers…weird.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
I gave up after season finale a couple years back when Dexter’s sister talked to him from behind the curtains. Just couldn’t take it anymore. And judging by everyone I talked to, I’m not missing much.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Cutler’s so entertaining, I can’t call him unlikeable. Finley makes me wish he’d get leveled every time he went over the middle.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
That was the thing I was most surprised about when I watched the Niners/Packers. That guy is a fuck.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
MLS performs terribly. What a shock.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Kind of enjoyed Boardwalk. It will be a glorious day on that show when Margaret gets a bullet from Nucky.
Dexter peaked with Trinity….I’m sticking it out just to see what happens. I fully expect this season to be completely ridiculous now that Deb knows what’s up.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Whats wrong with wanking while driving on the interstate?
September 19th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Next episode would work for me.
/hopeful spoiler
September 19th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Fixed.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Más Penelope Cruz, por favor. Las mujeres de España son guapísimas.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Close, but I go Jordy. Jennings is always banged up, but he does put the team on his back doe.
September 19th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Scouser i said asians not aliens
/And not se asians
September 19th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
You know who’s turned out to be unexpectedly pretty? Julie Benz.
I don’t know how unexpected she was. I dont’ watch that show, but they probably just toned her way down. She’s always been hot, all the way back to Jawbreaker.
It will be a glorious day on that show when Margaret gets a bullet from Nucky.
I’d rather they brought back Paz de la Huerta than any more Mrs Schroeder. I’m really sick of that lousy character.
September 19th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
I wasn’t familiar with her work until I watched her on Dexter. She looked like a hot mess first season of that show. It had to be by choice. She had just gotten a divorce and struggling with a couple of kids.
September 19th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
You watched Fitness Pros and Pepper Von is the one you remember?
/NTTAWWT
September 19th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
DeSean Jackson died?
September 19th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
This is a clear case in which the pic on the teaser page should have been used on the Roundup instead.
Penelope Cruz + me + Selma Hayek = one happy sandwich
September 19th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Turns out the Lohan arrest is likely on the guy allegedly struck by her car –
On the Jesus papyri – a) it wouldn’t really matter if he was married – the gospels simply don’t care to relate that; but b) the papyri is from late 2nd, 3rd or potentially 4th century (if it is genuine) and would be a gnostic text; these are virtually unreliable with respect to telling us anything historically accurate about Jesus. They do tell us about the beliefs of gnostic Christians (which were far removed from the four gospels and the NT documents).
September 19th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
messed up on the link. Oh well.
/braincramp