Champions League Group Stage: Juventus vs. Chelsea
Andrea Pirlo grew a beard after Italy’s Euro 2012 final defeat. Like everything else the great man does, è perfetto.
Chelsea: John Terry was acquitted of racism in court, but still faces an upcoming hearing with the English FA that could lead to suspension. The Blues are off to a good start in the EPL – albeit against Wigan, Reading, Newcastle and QPR – with 10 points from a possible 12. Though, Chelsea lost the Community Shield 3-2 to Manchester City and was blown out by Europa League champs Atletico Madrid 4-1 in the UEFA Super Cup.
Juventus: Juve is back. The bianconeri went undefeated in Serie A last year, winning their first Scudetto since being relegated in the 2006 Calciopoli scandal. Match-fixing has reared its head again for this club, not with Juventus but with their coach Antonio Conte. Conte, who managed Siena before joining Juventus last season, is appealing a 10-month ban he received for not reporting match-fixing he purportedly knew about. Despite their coach’s absence, Juventus beat Napoli 4-2 in the Italian Super Cup and has won its first three Serie A matches.
The Key: The same question that plagues Italy opponents plagues those of Juventus. How do you stop Andrea Pirlo?
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Previously: Real Madrid Beats Manchester City 3-2 in Epic Last Five Minute Comeback


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September 19th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
September 19th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Easy – grab him by the beard.
September 19th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Fuck both these teams, probably just watch Barca play Moscow.
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September 19th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
lineup for Chelsea with an interesting blend of intended defensive minded players in mikel and lampard, teamed up with oscar and hazard. dont think it will work
September 19th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Pirlo man crush alert … what a man.
And, Barca loses a key central defender (Pique) in the 1st 10 minutes! That will be tough.