Yunel Escobar Eye Black: Newspaper Wonders if He Was the Victim of a Prank [UPDATE]
Yunel Escobar wore eye black Saturday, and the words “Tu Ere Maricon” were written on them. That translates to “you’re a faggot.” (Tim Tebow had a much better message during his Florida days.) The internet was consumed by football over the weekend, and didn’t notice until Monday afternoon. Escobar hasn’t addressed the issue, but the Blue Jays organization released this statement:
“The Toronto Blue Jays do not support the discrimination of any kind nor condone the message displayed by Yunel Escobar during Saturday’s game. The club takes this situation seriously and is investigating the matter.”
Curiously, the Globe & Mail wrote this (bold ours):
Mr. Escobar, a 29-year-old native of Havana, Cuba, has been seen at other games this season with different Spanish phrases written on his eye black.
It is unclear if Mr. Escobar wrote the words himself, or if the shortstop is the victim of a tasteless prank.
I’ve never applied eye black, so I’ve got to ask – do players put the eye black on their face, and then have teammates write on them? If not, how could this possibly be a prank? [Globe & Mail]
[UPDATE: The Blue Jays announced Escobar has been suspended three games. Of the eye black, Escobar said it was "just a joke."]
Previously: Yunel Escobar’s Offensive Eye Black Likely to Earn a Sitdown With Bud Selig

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September 18th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
He pranked himself?
More like he punk’d himself.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
He’s just a complete idiot.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
If it were a prank, wouldn’t it be more likely to say “I’m a f…..”
September 18th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Cripes.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
What a fuck face.
/high-fives el hernia
September 18th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
If he wrote it himself, while looking in a mirror, wouldnt the word be backwards? Hmmmmm!
September 18th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Prolly just lost a bet.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
I thought we went to lengths to avoid Canada here. Hence the lack of hockey posts.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Maybe he meant to say “You are a bundle of sticks.”
September 18th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
What a crock of shit. John the Baptist was a chomo (child-molesting homo) and degenerate. I’m gonna make a shitty film about it – brb.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Or maybe cigarettes.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Interesting take. Very interesting. See, I was going with “You are a cigarette”.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
It’s not actual eyeblack that you apply anymore, it’s a sticker. It would have been written on it beforehand.
Which makes it even less believable. Unless he doesn’t speak Spanish, he would have seen “you’re a faggot” and still put them on.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Well Buchholz was pitching.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
It’s basically a chalkboard sticker. You can write anything on them.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
This is obviously Selig’s fault. This should also be grounds for terminating the recently signed contract. We must shut baseball down, for the good of the gays. Haven’t they suffered enough? First the UF sign at gameday the other week that sparked a national crisis, and now this? When will it end?!
/two narratives with one stone
September 18th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
As if anyone writes on the stickers after applying them.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
And if he had someone write on them once they were on his face, how dumb is he to not look in the mirror? And how dumb is whoever wrote it to not make it “I’m a faggot”?
/dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots
September 18th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
I was about to point this out. What is this, 1988? Dudes wearing stirrups, mustaches, and applying eyeblack like lipstick?
September 18th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Everyone knows they’re stickers, but it’s still referred to as eye black.
“Face stickers” does have a nice ring to it though.
/Not really
September 18th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
And are we sure faggot is the correct translation? It seems like if it was the Spanish word for “gay” it would be more innocuous, no?
September 18th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
You sure about that?
September 18th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
What? No.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
And are we sure faggot is the correct translation
Si, senor. Heard it a lot. Also heard baracho. Think that’s bad too
September 18th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Quite. http://www.eyeblack.com/?gclid=CK6dh4u6v7ICFYNM4AodAwwA3A
September 18th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Check out CRM’s first commercial he directed…
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/09/carlton-draught-beer-ad/#more-148556
September 18th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
It just seems like saying, you’re gay, is more innocuous than saying “you’re a faggot,” the F-word being the worst slur on the euphemism treadmill these days.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
But the way Jason described applying eyeblack made it seem like the old stuff that would sweat all over your face, as if he wasn’t aware they were stickers. Either way, non-issue.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
A bet a bunch of cunts disagree.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Faggot isn’t a euphemism.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Neither is cunt. Goddamn y’all learn what a euphemism is.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
There are some embarrassing stickers on that site. Just awful.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Joder, Que Cabron!
September 18th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
There’s a PSU one right on the front page, sad.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
gosh dang it
September 18th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
What a cunt.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
me cago en tus muertos.
that’s much more offensive than calling someone a faggot
September 18th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Is this an oxy-moron?
September 18th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Jay Mariotti come doblada
September 18th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
White cunts, maybe. Faggot is way worse than cunt for black people. I think bitch might even outrank cunt.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
“Stephen Pinker in his 2003 book “The Blank Slate” coined the name euphemism treadmill for the process whereby words introduced to replace an offensive word, over time become offensive themselves. A current example of this is mental retardation.”
September 18th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Looks like a confirmed bachelor to me.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Hmmm, so faggot wasn’t always offensive? Not surprising it devolved into a slur though, it just sounds bad.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
I don’t think it was as bad as it is today. I was watching a movie the other day where they said it in passing multiple times in the same manner we’d say “gay” today.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
I would like htownhacker to give us his feelings on which of those words referring to a gay person he thinks is offensive.
/unless there’s another gay person here
September 18th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Faggot has been a slur for hundreds of years. It may have been a euphemism in the 1600s but it isn’t now.
What movie was that Ritty? You should check out The Eiger Sanction, a movie Eastwood directed, where he gives a gay man’s dog the name “Faggot” because the movie wasn’t offensive enough with a black lady named Jamima.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Blazing Saddles?
September 18th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Stephen Pinker in his 2003 book “The Blank Slate” coined the name euphemism treadmill for the process whereby words introduced to replace an offensive word, over time become offensive themselves. A current example of this is mental retardation.”
parallel: when you smell the fruity scents of the spray used to cover up someone’s shit smell in the bathroom, you know someone just shit
September 18th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
fuck blazing saddles
September 18th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Sounds old-timey like.
I can’t remember what movie it was. Something from the early 80′s or so that I had on in the background. I do own a copy of Song of the South. That one was pretty bad, too.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
No, it wasn’t Blazing Saddles. It wasn’t said in a satirical manner at all.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
shocking
/no one
//seen it..amazingly racist.
///breakfast at tiffany’s – mickey rooney’s chinaman character is sooooo racist
September 18th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Ha. I don’t own it in a “gotcha” sort of a way. It was given to me by a relative as a joke, but it is fun to show to people who’ve never seen it, but have ridden Splash Mountain at DisneyWorld.
September 18th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
I’m not an expert but I’m guessing faggot would probably be the worst one.
September 18th, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Let’s not discount the person the message was intended for is indeed a faggot. So, no harm then.
September 18th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Any Spanish speakers here? I always equated Maricon with sissy, or wussy, or p*ssy, or perhaps queen (if specifically directed at a homosexual man). Faggot may have had similar roots (i.e. “faggot[stick] gatherer” being a job for old ladies), but I never though maricon was so harsh. I’d put this in the same ball park as whathisface telling Tex to play women’s sports.