Steve Young Replacement Referee Rant: “Player Safety Doesn’t Matter.” Includes Marie Antoinette “Let Them Eat Cake” Reference!
Steve Young, hero: “Everything about the NFL now is inelastic for demand. There’s nothing they can do right now to hurt the demand for the game. The bottom line is they don’t care. Player safety doesn’t matter in this case. Bring in the Division III officials – it doesn’t matter. In the end you’re still going to watch the game, we’re going to all complain and moan and gripe but … it doesn’t matter. Go ahead gripe all they want. I’m going to rest. Let them eat cake.”
I’m sure this will be a minority opinion, but I actually changed the channel at 10 pm to watch the season premiere of “Revolution” on NBC. The horribly officiated game was a blowout, Peyton Manning was tossing the ball around like Chad Pennington, and yes, I’m a sucker for an End-of-Days show (Lost meets Hunger Games?) with a female lead who bares a striking resemblance to Brooklyn Decker. I flipped back to the game during commercials, but I went to bed when the show was over at 11.
But back to Young’s awesome rant. He’s 100% right, of course. And Roger Goodell is reaching a dangerous point in his stewardship of the league. Between player safety, his relentless push for an 18-game season, fallout from his heavy-handed (and possibly baseless) suspensions for Bountygate … Goodell has to be extremely careful here. Change is not always good. Why mess with a popular, successful, product? Drop the 18-game pipe dream. Cave to the officials and get them back, STAT. And drop the dictatorship act. It’s wearing thin. [video via Adam]

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September 18th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Goodell has to be extremely careful here. Change is not always good. Why mess with a popular, successful, product? Drop the 18-game pipe dream. Cave to the officials and get them back, STAT. And drop the dictatorship act. It’s wearing thin.
Everything written or quoted above completely trumps this last part because it’s all true. That’s like telling McDonalds that their burgers being fatty and bad for you is getting old. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter because when you are hungry, you go to this. The NFL is the same thing. We will bitch and moan about RG and the refs all week long, but you bet your sweet ass we will all be sitting in front of at tv when it’s kickoff time.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
sure you are
/is gossip girls not running right now?
//low hanging fruit
September 18th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Fixed
September 18th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Freezing out the officials is kind of like the big, strong rich kid stealing a weaker kid’s lunch money just because they can.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Yep.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
September 18th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
That’s not what Young is saying at all though, he’s saying the opposite. Which is right. This won’t hurt the league one bit.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Meh, if the officals wanted back so bad they would sign a deal. It’s not a full tim job for them anyway.
Gotta expect some crap early on….hell….when players screw up you never hear the tv guys saying the back up wide reciver would have run the proper route and they should bench 81 and get 88 in the game.
TV guys need to shut up about the refs. The refs wouldn’t stick up for them if the networks decided to replace them with someone cheaper.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
Young is correct, and if you agree with him, then I don’t understand this paragraph…
It kind of goes against the tone of the rest of the post.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
this.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I’m sure this will be a minority opinion, but I actually changed the channel at 10 pm to watch the season premiere of “Revolution” on NBC.
you expect people to believe you hadn’t actually planned on doing this? That you only did it because the officials were upsetting you?
September 18th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
The games will be fixed when the real refs come back. Be careful what you wish for! Enjoy Patriots/Steelers/Broncos and Cowboys/Giants/Bears in the Superbowl!
September 18th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Looooovvvveee that he ended on this for some reason.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Steve Young is basically saying at least two things:
1) R. Goodell’s sanctimonious position vis a vis Bountygate, et. al. is complete and utter hypocrisy (i.e. if he really cared about player safety, the Ump issue would never have gotten this far)
2) Regardless, the demand for NFL is so untouchable that it all doesn’t matter anyway (which is why RG can pick and choose which issues he champions and which issues he ignores — because he knows we will be tuning in no matter what).
September 18th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
By the way Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake.” Probably the most famous waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off base attribution of a quote.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
fallout from his heavy-handed (and possibly baseless) suspensions for Bountygate McIntyre
Did you read your newspaper this morning? Gregggggg Williams is under oath saying it happened.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
of course i’m going to tune in every week regardless of the refs, however, if the replacement refs are in the super bowl or playoffs and a mistake costs a team a win…. that’s on roger, not the refs, fans or players. nfl refs give the game a little bit of integrity that other leagues, such as the NBA, lack.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Here’s a really good take on how Goodell and this strike.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Everyone is thinking it, but I’ll say it:
I really enjoy the players pushing the line with these refs, and the refs being too intimidated to put them in their place. I’m liking the chippyness.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Bares?
September 18th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
I think I heard that Vilma has like 4 or 5 signed affidavits calling Greg Williams a liar.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
there’s serious questions whether the words on the affidavit are his or not, i’ve already heard suspicions the NFL lawyers wrote it up and he signed it. is it that hard to imagine the NFL saying, Gregg, co-operate and sign this if you ever want to coach in the NFL again.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Yes, it’s hard to imagine.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Reminds me of the NHL playoffs
/pours one out
September 18th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Jason really does read the comments!!!
Also, fuck Goodell and the refs. Can’t believe those guys are bitching about their part time job that pays six figures. Goodell is just a douche.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Bc of let them eat cake i am now singing queen
September 18th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
How dare you besmirch Lost, The Hunger Games and Brooklyn Decker.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Let them have their tartar sauce.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Did you read your newspaper this morning? Gregggggg Williams is under oath saying it happened.
yeah, he signed that affadavit three days ago (now four). I imagine he’s still damp from the waterboarding.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I’d take ginger balls over that sack of shit Bettman anyday.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Reminds me of prison movies.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
i agree. HOWEVER, some things can turn public perception. a death on the field? a violent, helmet swinging brawl where players get seriously hurt? Two off the top of my head.
Remember, women are big fans of the NFL. are women going to continue to watch if the sport gets increasingly violent and the refs are powerless?
September 18th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
there’s serious questions whether the words on the affidavit are his or not, i’ve already heard suspicions the NFL lawyers wrote it up and he signed it. is it that hard to imagine the NFL saying, Gregg, co-operate and sign this if you ever want to coach in the NFL again.
Fair enough.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
One of them from Joe Vitt. Coach v Coach.
September 18th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Remember, women are big fans of the NFL. are women going to continue to watch if the sport gets increasingly violent and the refs are powerless?
Come again?
September 18th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
30 years later, the Raiders are still in the league.
Attendance is down, but the Miami Hurricans are still popular. I don’t see why the NFL wouldn’t be more resilient.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
That would be incredible.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Last Boyscout situation? Now that would be intense.
Women are too distracted by the “oh look a woman ref how shiny and new and progressive” stories that the league’s media partners are pushing.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
/raises hand
September 18th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
Remember, women are big fans of the NFL.
link? I know women are in houses where football is on, but they’re being told to get children out from the front of televisions, they aren’t checking down and distance.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
I will say that NFL players are remarkably restrained. Sure you get a couple of “hold me back” shoves a game, but I’m really surprised each game doesn’t turn into an all-out brawl.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:02 AM
Yeah, but the ultimate check is the simple fact that players know they can only go so far, otherwise, the Wrath of Dictator Goodell. Off with your helmet.
That’s why this Bountygate fiasco might turn out to be such a huge deal because if it gets overturned, it undermines the ultimate authority of the Commish. Something that has rarely been questioned. It opens the floodgates to lawsuit city every time RG tries to bring down the hammer.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
“Butting in”, I beg to differ, my good man.
Darryl Stingley got smoked on the field…in an exhibition game, no less…and the game grew.
Sad to say, I don’t think an on-field death would stop fans from watching.
And, tactically, which player would actually take off his helmet if an on-field brawl was that violent?
To me, the only thing that has ever impacted public perception was players striking for mo’ money. The perception that the players are overpaid “divas” hurt the game than the actual on-field violence. Even that damage wasn’t permanent.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
I don’t mind more violence. I love a good fight in hockey.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Watch out for Mojo Drew. I want my money!!!
September 18th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
a violent, helmet swinging brawl where players get seriously hurt?
Never forget.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
We are the 44%!
September 18th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
That chick’s face is busted. She has a decent smile but from the previews she’s running around trying to act distressed by making this face like she has to drop a mean deuce. She’s heinous.
/You can’t forget, it’s a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
i agree. HOWEVER, some things can turn public perception. a death on the field? a violent, helmet swinging brawl where players get seriously hurt? Two off the top of my head.
that Tulsa kid was briefly dead two weeks ago. Remember that? Didn’t think so.
Also, the helmets are what keep the brawls from happening. Swinging your helmet leaves your own head very vulnerable, especially if the other guy is still wearing his.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Chris Benoit put his body through decades of abuse, accumulating countless concussions and other various injuries. He was so fargone that it led to him murdering his family before killing himself.
On paper, that SHOULD be enough to sink the WWE. It hasn’t, and nothing ever will. The demand for that particular product will always be there, despite the most horrific, unimaginable disaster. Same with the NFL.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Revolution:
I made it to the scene where the teacher is ranting at the kids about how nobody knows why the power went out 15 years after the fact, and I gave up.
This show isn’t worth the time, even as a waste of time.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Let me confer with Pinterest and get back to you.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
There are many ways to hurt an opposing player that are completely within the rules and wouldn’t contract a fine or suspension. Players know this.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Little-known fact: her actual quote was, “Let them pick up some Pinkberry on the drive home.”
September 18th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Let them have their
tartar saucemayo./Pennsylvania’d
September 18th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
I’m sure this will be a follow up post to this. “LeSean McCoy Says Replacement Ref Told Him ‘I Need You For My Fantasy Team.’”
September 18th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
What’s wrong with mayo? It’s a perfectly fine condiment.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
I cant wait for the 5 hour 4 quarter game.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Thanks for the reminder. I gotta go grocery shopping anyway. Cake’s on the list.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
I got yelled at by my boss last week because a restaurant screwed up his lunch order for a meeting that I put in (I ordered it correctly). He went on this diatribe about how it was culturally perverse to eat mayo and he had to throw away the sandwich. Makes me smile that this place is a sinking ship.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
What’s wrong with mayo? It’s a perfectly fine condiment.
it’s 100% fat. Just plain fat. And people use it to help grease up their fried chicken sandwiches, making them easier to stuff into their gooters.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
What’s wrong with mayo? It’s a perfectly fine condiment. Der
Agreed. This recent anti-Mayo sentiment has gone too far.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
it’s 100% fat. Just plain fat. And people use it to help grease up their fried chicken sandwiches, making them easier to stuff into their gooter Dirt
You are part of the problem.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
It’s only 75% fat or so.
Kind of like Kate Upton.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
This vile hatred of mayo must end. Now ketchup, that’s something worth hating.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
You are part of the problem.
I’m actually part of the epidemic. But I was answering the question Der Kaiser asked.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Nice.
I will put up 3:1 odds on a major brawl happening in a game in the next week or two if the replacement refs are still on the field. They can’t control the players, and someone is going to get majorly hurt.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Goodell’s biggest misstep has been the digital NFL experience. Anyone here actually enjoy the experience of watching NFL clips on the NFL.com site? Utter fucking mess. Dude needs a lesson from the best commissioner in sports, Bud Selig.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Do the Eagles play the Lions this year?
September 18th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
It’s only 75% fat or so.
OK, to clarify 100% of the calories contained in mayonnaise come from fat. Unless you get the “light” kind which they cut with carcinogens and whipped air.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
As long as it’s entertaining, I’m all for it.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Now ketchup, that’s something worth hating. Der
I don’t mind ketchup. But my kid hates it. I had never met anyone that hates ketchup and then my own kid hates it.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
October 14th in Philly.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
That’s wrong, too.
Come on man. COME ON.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
/may not have read post
//oh well
September 18th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
/That’s a bannin’
September 18th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Well, kinda. I enjoy it, but then an official comes in and throws a flag when a cornerback is two yards away from a receiver. There’s no consistency. Either let them play or officiate properly. Don’t be half pregnant, because then everyone gets pissed off.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Great quote from the Victory Formation link above:
September 18th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Well there will be the longest game of the year. I only hope it is a 10:AM sunday game so it stands out like a sore thumb.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I’ve been to well over 100 NHL games live, and I’ve never seen a fan sit down and complain that a fight is too violent. They are usually screaming for their guy to kick the other guy’s ass.
If a brawl happens, the Ginger Hammer will strike, rest assured.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I fool myself into thinking the “no high fructose corn syrup” ketchup isn’t that bad for me.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
And an excellent medical clinic.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Oh so this is where we chased everyone to from the Roundup.
Dumb old media business always want their own video streaming platform because they are dumb and love blowing money like jackasses, just use Vimeo and everyone is happy. I bet the development of their shitty video software system would easily pay for the refs this year.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
I think the only thing my kid won’t eat with ketchup is pizza.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Yikes!
September 18th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Yes it’s a 1pm EST/10am PST game, yes I’m going to that game, and I will be aware of the eventual 4 hour game.
/get the real refs back now
September 18th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Molly Ivins came up with that line, originally about George W. Bush. Based on his video rant, it now applies to R-Money.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
I feel bad for the replacement refs. They’re doing the best they can. They aren’t prepared for this, and have been thrown into the fire rather recklessly by the league. Regular officials miss calls all the fucking time too.
What’s worse is that they’ve turned into the punching bag for the general mouthbreathing NFL media mafia. Guys will just happily throw them under the bus just because they’re “replacement refs” with no context as to what the real issue is here – not that they’re missing calls, but that they aren’t prepared to make them.
Nothing epitomizes this better than Stuart Scott in the above clip, saying “Bill, how can the refs call a fumble recovery for Atlanta when a Denver player comes out with the ball?”
THIS HAPPENS REGULARLY WITH REGULAR OFFICIALS.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
That’s wrong, too.
Come on man. COME ON.
Here’s a Hellman’s nutrition label.
90 calories per serving, 90 calories per serving from fat. How am I wrong?
September 18th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
I hate mayo, ketchup, and a shit load of other condiments on my food. I enjoy my sandwiches with only the bread, meat, and cheese. It’s not you condiments, it’s me.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
I just don’t understand the use of mayo on a sandwich when perfectly good varieties of mustard are available. Tastes so much better.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Regular officials miss calls all the fucking time too.
and they routinely lose complete control of games, and get bullied by players?
I dont’ normally give the /wanking motion tag, but seriously, your argument is a bad one to make after this past weekend’s games.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
An NFL ref not being able to accurately spot the ball. And I don’t mean a quarter yard here or there.
In the Eagles/Ravens game, it happened twice where they missed ball placement by at least 3 – 5 yards and had to stop play to review the spot. The entire game is based on ground acquisition. How can you fuck where to put the ball?
September 18th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
A gustatory Luddite, you are.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Oh I thought you meant from the fat in that it’s just from the oil, yeah the fat from the egg accounts for the calories too.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I’m not a fan of mustard.
Now a little oil & vinegar, and now you’re talking.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
I’m not even sure I was coherent here.
I think you get the point.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Oh I didn’t mean I thought it originated there, but just found it to be a very apt use of the quote.
Watched the clip above again – could there be a worse “host” for a serious discussion than Stuart Scott? Guy couldn’t be more lost with what Young is saying. Been hit in the head with a football too many times.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
I hope they attributed that to EV and Switzer.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Oh I thought you meant from the fat in that it’s just from the oil, yeah the fat from the egg accounts for the calories too.
I’m angry that you c’mon manned me about this. I think that was out of line.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Mayo is a must for day after Thanksgiving turkey sandwiches. Especially dark meat turkey sandwiches.
Also, good for tuna fish.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Problem is the 5 minute discussion the ref’s had last night as to where to place the ball. I think people are smart enough to realize mistakes will be made whether it’s a replacement or a regular ref. But the procedural errors make you look incompetent.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Agreed. Mustard is the king of condiments for sandwiches. Also should probably disclose that I hate mayo on any sandwich.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
The qualifier was not needed.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
This. I specifically remember this time last year the Giants winning a game after Cruz fumbled and it wasn’t called a fumble. Or something like that. Regular refs make a ton of mistakes as well but they do so with gusto. The most painfully noticeable thing with the replacement refs is they are on a 3 second delay.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Sorry meant to clarify here – my problem w/the replacement refs is not that they miss calls, because that happens regularly with the normal officials (though is likely happens more with the replacement refs). It is this:
that I meant by “completely unprepared.”
September 18th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Barry Switzer burned somebody back in the day with that. Then shortly after they turned that on to 41 at the Dem convention I think. Then Vedder dug it up and used it on 41 in Bu$hleager back on Riot Act.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Can someone tell me why the power went out so I can continue to not watch it?
September 18th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Mayo is excellent on turkey and roast beef sandwiches, but nowhere else.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Agree 100% with this – maybe the problem is that most people you hear talking about it aren’t “smart enough.”
September 18th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Courageous rebels were trying to knock NBC off the air so no one would have to suffer through this tommyrot.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
I saw that mayo was invented to help old sandwhiches from soaking through the bread back in the day when dudes all packed their lunchmeat sandwiches along for work. So if it was meant to keep things from getting through bread, that shit’s gotta do wonders for your arteries.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Again … Molly Ivins, originator.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Yep.
So dehydrated and hungover usually that I need to lube the meat in order to swallow.
/Ultimate Coop’d
September 18th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
The ultimate combination is mayo, horsey sauce, and spicy mustard.
Ketchup on a sandwich is fucking retarded.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
The problem with the replacement officials is somehow both overblown and underreported. We’re likely oversensitive to mistakes that we’d otherwise just laugh off with real officials (like using “red” to describe a team), but there are serious integrity of the game issues that are being ignored right now.
Seasons, playoff spots, bonuses — these are all being affected by horrific, game-changing calls. This isn’t baseball or the NBA where the rules are a joke. The NFL has an obligation to protect the integrity of the sport. And they’re failing miserably right now.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
What the fuck is this bullshit? Mayonnaise was invented in Europe hundreds of years ago.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Mayo on roast beef? Never heard of that.
I thought only horseradish went with roast beef.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I was c’mon’n you (coop’d) over what I saw as the neglect of the egg component.
Also who the hell eats any mayo other than Duke’s?
September 18th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I agree, and that’s about it. My husband’s family puts it on hamburgers. Gross.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Roast Beef should only have brown mustard on it. Turkey, meh, I’m indifferent on deli turkey, but would rather put some Grey Poupon or a spicy mustard on it.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Honey dijon mustard >>>>>
September 18th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
The fuck?
September 18th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
mustard is bad too. It’s too bitter for my taste.
/LIKE WHAT I LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 18th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Uggghhh. I remember a million years ago when I was a kid when I first had a Wendy’s burger. I was dumbfounded those idiots put MAYO on their burgers. So grossed out. What an atrocity.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Ketchup should only go on the following: Fries (any variety) & Cheesesteaks. If you put it on a hot dog, you’re dead to me.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
TBL: where mayonnaise and football come together.
/Dukes, FTW
September 18th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Oh and ketchup is allowed on burgers…
/first day back to work after long weekend of drinking
September 18th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
CHEESESTEAKS? WTF. Whiz or GTFO.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
Mayo is excellent on turkey and roast beef sandwiches, but nowhere else.
Stop. I’m all in on the mayo hate because it is just a fatty mcfat condiment, but putting it or miracle whip on a tomato sandwich (bread toasted, miracle whip, tomato slices) is heavenly.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
The other Roger is making a mockery of the NFL rules. Steve Young is right. The NFL DOES NOT CARE about player safety. Period. If there was ever any doubt, then why would you let amateur refs officiate NFL games?
September 18th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Provolone + onions + a little ketchup. Whiz sucks on cheesesteaks.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
BLTs
September 18th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
so can you buy mayo in NYC?
September 18th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
And here all along I thought you were Teutonic.
(I thought all Germans loved this stuff.)
September 18th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Wow. Not even close to true. That line had been around for a LONG time before Ol’ Molly used it. But hey, what are facts on this blog? That’s right, useless.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH.
Wendy’s JBC are one of my go-to hungover foods. Mayo helps.
1. Pho
2. Irish Breakfast
3. Bacon cheeseburgers
4. BLT
September 18th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
I’m just wondering what kind of looks you get if you order it this way in Philly
September 18th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Best apart about this wrongness is that one of the first times it got major use in politics was about Bush’s DAD.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
I was undertstood that all of us white people put mayo on everything.
/undercover brother
September 18th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Wendy’s taking the JBC off the dollar menu is my generation’s 9/11.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
People seem to forget the NFL, first and foremost, is a for-profit business. The NFL is there to make money. Player safety – whatever the NFL does in this regard is to allow them to make money. Same with the officials – the NFL came off a successful lock-out of the players and a new CBA favorable to ownership – time to do the same with the officials.
September 18th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Well, it’s a dong blog, whaddya expect?
September 18th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
What’s this in reference to, Nada?
September 18th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
You put the ketchup on after you get it. Like everyone else doing it. No looks at all.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
I imagine that’s exactly how the pitch went. Oh look, they even gave her a weapon similar to the girl in the book that ripped off Battle Royale. Who says marketing to the trend followers isn’t rewarding?
September 18th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Steve Young is right… it doesn’t matter. Only thing that is changing is teams are currently reviewing video to see what they can teach their players to get away with that the refs are actively missing. I think Rodney Harrison said something along the lines of “teams will adjust to their game” on SNF. (Referring to the refs)
September 18th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Some clueless newbie, whose name I can’t recall, made several references to TBL commenters being idiots because they frequent a “dong blog,” and it took on life as a meme for a while after that.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
It was the dude who blamed the death of Andy Reid’s son on Reid being an “absentee father.”
September 18th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
I subscribe to this opinion.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Revolution was awful, BTW. And there is no sense getting invested in it anyway, because it will tank. Nobody really believes that NBC is going to have a breakout Monday night drama at 10, do they?
September 18th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Revolution was awful, BTW. And there is no sense getting invested in it anyway, because it will tank. Nobody really believes that NBC is going to have a breakout Monday night drama at 10, do they?
according to a tweet I just saw, 4.4 million people tuned in to watch, and when they rechecked at the half hour, there were 3.8 million people still watching.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
By the way Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake.” Probably the most famous waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off base attribution of a quote.
September 18th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
It was the dude who blamed the death of Andy Reid’s son on Reid being an “absentee father.”
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September 18th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
He said it in something though, and did say “elementary” to Watson in one of the books. Granted I was thinking of real people. But in terms of “yes, I know” that ranks up there with “play it again, Sam” and “beam me up Scotty.”
But Antoinette was a child when the quote that was attributed to her was said.
September 18th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
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