NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion Preview: Week 2
Week 1 was awesome! Sure the games weren’t all that great, but its football, right? No time for love, Dr. Jones. Let’s just get to the games so Lisk can continue to show his superiority as a human.
Last Week
Stephen Douglas: 4-11!
Jason Lisk: 7-9
Tampa Bay (+7) @ New York Giants
Jason: Greg Schiano triumphantly returns to New Jersey (Bucs +7)
Stephen: Is this another one of those seasons where the Giants play like 12 home games? (Giants)
Arizona (+14) @ New England
Jason: I’m pretty sure that Kevin Kolb is undefeated when starting a road game in the Eastern time zone as a favorite of at least two touchdowns (Cardinals +14)
Stephen: Wes Welker would totally fuck Tom Brady. (Patriots)
Minnesota (-1.5) @ Indianapolis
Jason: I think when you go 3-13 and then manage to beat Jacksonville in OT at home, you are what we call the opposite of a live road favorite. (Colts +1.5)
Stephen: Think they still have that zip line? (Vikings)
New Orleans (-3) @ Carolina
Jason: Cam Newton thinks the Panthers will average more than 10 points a game this year. Way to go out on a limb and guarantee you will be better than the ’76 Bucs. (Saints)
Stephen: Roger Goodell set the line at -7, but a judge reduced it. (Panthers)
Kansas City (+3) @ Buffalo
Jason: Matt Cassel vs. Ryan Fitzpatrick may not be the quarterback duel the nation wants, but it is the one the nation needs in these dark times. (Bills)
Stephen: Buffalo will never be able to wash off the stench of losing to the Jets. I pity the city of Buffalo. Poor bastards. (Bills!)
Baltimore (+3) @ Philadelphia
Jason: My man Mike once had a gambling theory, look for the line that makes the least sense to the layman, and then go the opposite. (Eagles -3)
Stephen: Michael Vick hasn’t even had an injury yet and he’s already ruining fantasy seasons around the world. (Ravens)
Oakland (-3) @ Miami
Jason: This one could be to avoid being completed removed from the power rankings. Big fake stakes here, almost as big and fake as other things featured in the Pigsplosion. (Raiders)
Stephen: Sarah McLachlan should make a video telling America that some people will have to watch this game. (Raiders)
Cleveland (+7) @ Cincinnati
Jason: Cincinnati is this year’s team that is going to struggle with injuries, and then the quarterback will play exactly the same and everyone will turn on him. (Browns +7)
Stephen: Odds the winner of the battle for Ohio is like, “You can keep it” after the game is over? (Bengals!)
Houston (-7.5) @ Jacksonville
Jason: The Wrath of Khan will leave the Texans with a long voyage home. (Jaguars +7.5)
Stephen: Fear the black tarp! (Texans)
Dallas (-3) @ Seattle
Jason: Tony Romo returns to the place where it all began. (Seahawks +3)
Stephen: Those two weeks where everyone thought whatshisname was a great quarterback were fun. Oh, to go back to the late summer of 2012. (Cowboys)
Washington (-3) @ St. Louis
Jason: I’m not going to look it up, but I’m pretty sure that teams that win as big underdogs and have a swing to favorites don’t fare well the next week, so we’ll just go with that (Rams +3)
Stephen: RGIII! He’s a real firecracker! Whoops! Wrong ethnicity! (Redskins)
New York Jets (+6) @ Pittsburgh
Jason: As the only person to pick the Jets to make the playoffs, I would just like to say suck it. (Jets +6)
Stephen: Go Steelers! (Steelers)
Tennessee (+6) @ San Diego
Jason: [crickets] (Chargers -6)
Stephen: LDT just hasn’t been that good in fantasy this season. (Chargers)
Detroit (+7) @ San Francisco
Jason: Expect Harbaugh to give a laurel, and a hearty handshake, to Jim Schwartz at the end of this one. (49ers -7)
Stephen: I can’t decide who the best team in the world is if teams keep winning and losing! If the Lions beat the 49ers I will have to make a new declarative statement about the Best Team in the NFL. (49ers)
Denver (+3) @ Atlanta
Jason: I’m pretty sure Manning struggles in domes. (Falcons -3)
Stephen: Roger Goodell has declared that any week the Broncos are not in a primetime game, Manning may be lent out to a team that is playing on either ESPN or NFL Network. (Broncos)
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September 14th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
I liked this one. a lot. also, Chris Johnson sux.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Holy butterface on the Broncos cheerleader! But damn that body, especially the stomach, is nice!
September 14th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
I may be alone on this, but I’m not a big fan of the tall boots on pro cheerleaders.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
I may be alone on this, but I’m not a big fan of the tall boots on pro cheerleaders.
I’m not usually looking at the boots.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
Thank you Lisk. The season long troll to the rest of the nation will be nothing short of magnificent.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:13 PM
Maybe some stilettos instead? They’d stick in the turf. But no, you’re not alone, I don’t really like it either.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
I may be alone on this, but I’m not a big fan of the tall boots on pro cheerleaders.
You are. Boots are hawt.
/no vez
September 14th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
I mean, they beat up on the hapless Bills. At home. I wouldn’t go crowning them yet.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
That Bronco has a perfectly shaped fake tit. Her father must be proud.
Also, CRM certainly has a type, amirite?
September 14th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
unless there’s a league-wide cankle epidemic, no need to cover up the calfs.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Hey Smallie, you off work yet? I went and got my betting cards from the slots today. Made my picks. I need someone with prior good betting luck to give me their take, as it is not too late to change or add to. There’s money at stake.
/Hates losing money
//Needs a second opinion.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
I would like to have sexual relations with the Tampa cheerleader. I am willing to bet that she is quite enjoyable in the fine art of sexual pleasing.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
league-wide cankle epidemic
Definitely would be a good reason, but something tells me cankles is not an issue with NFL cheerleaders.
/Glares at a fat chick
September 14th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Heh. 2 writers here picked that hapless team to make the playoffs. It was hilarious. I definitely giggled that day.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
Lisk and a house full of kids no doubt enjoying Disney movies is the only explanation for the love of underdogs…and I don’t care about Titans-Chargers either so no judgment here for sitting that one out
September 14th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
You guys have a shot with no Harrison and no Troy, but I think the absence of Keller and Revis means more and you still lose.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Lions are getting 7 points? that’s tempting. New Orleans is the lock of the week and washington seems like a safe play.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
Butterface? You’re crazy bro…that’s just a mid-action shot.
I bet you’d find her head shot on the Broncos website appealing.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:30 PM
That involves way more effort than I was willing to put forth. I’d rather just look at the picture above and break out my Jump to Conclusions mat, and I happened to land on butterface.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
That involves way more effort than I was willing to put forth. I’d rather just look at the picture above and break out my Jump to Conclusions mat
That’s a philosophy I live my life by.
/Picks up book
//Sees cover
///Puts book back on shelf
September 14th, 2012 at 5:41 PM
Both of you taking the Raiders? West Coast team at a 1pm game? take the East Coast persuasion. MIA +2.5 write it down.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
MIA +2.5 write it down.
That’s my team but I can’t get myself to bet for/against them. I think I’d spontaneously combust from the mixed emotions. Don’t trust them enough to bet for them, and I’m not about to be hoping for them to lose either. Just can’t do it.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:47 PM
I know, betting against them makes you sick in the stomach and we’ve had many opportunities over the last 3-4 yrs. I just think the short week for OAK and the east coast game 1pm works in the Phins favor. Now, if MIA can control the clock, run Bush effectively and keep Tannehill mistakes to a minimum, I think MIA’s Def takes care of the rest. IMO
September 14th, 2012 at 5:54 PM
Anyone interested in hearing what I’ve got for my picks? They had sports betting back like 2 years ago, I’m finally trying it for the first time. Wouldn’t mind the extra input.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
Raiders by two scores.
September 14th, 2012 at 6:07 PM
That first cheerbabe picture should be captioned “When plastic surgery goes bad.”
September 14th, 2012 at 6:23 PM
Bet the house on Eagles -3, Andy is gonna pull something out of ass and win this game
/no homo
//Coop’d
And you can’t make that Cards line big enough. Kolb is gonna shit his pants and throw at least 2 pick sixes.
September 14th, 2012 at 6:26 PM
And you can’t make that Cards line big enough.
I don’t know if I can put that one down, though. It’s one of those if I do, they wont, if I don’t, it’ll be like the Patriots are playing the Amsterdam Admirals from Madden.
/THOUSANDS of points
September 14th, 2012 at 6:27 PM
And I stand to be betting against the Eagles, just not the house.
September 14th, 2012 at 6:32 PM
Oh I know the Eagles are gonna pounded, just being irrational. I do feel it’s gonna be a low scoring game, so bang the under.
September 14th, 2012 at 6:36 PM
I’m doing a 3 team card and 5 team card. $20 on the 3 and $10 on the 5.
September 14th, 2012 at 6:54 PM
I didn’t know there were White people starving in Ethiopia. Nice of the Broncos to sponser one and dress her up in cheerleading outfit.
September 14th, 2012 at 7:08 PM
Last weeke drying was convince the Seahawks would crush the Cardinals too. They’ll cover in NE but aren’t going to win. I would bet the Cards to cover if I didn’t have a rule on betting on my own team.
September 14th, 2012 at 7:08 PM
Meth who’d you pick on each?
September 14th, 2012 at 7:14 PM
For the 3 card I got:
Ravens over Eagles
Texans over Jaguars -7 1/2
Redskins over Rams -3 1/2
For the 5 card:
Saints over Panthers -2 1/2
Cowboys over Seahawks -3 1/2
Falcons over Broncos – 3 1/2
Texans again
And I accidentally marked Ravens on it, too. But for now have decided to keep it instead of doing Chargers over Titans at -6 1/2
September 14th, 2012 at 7:16 PM
There’s a lot of other games on here I’m pretty confident on the outcome, just not the spread.
September 14th, 2012 at 7:45 PM
Meth, i agree with:
Ravens over Eagles
Texans over Jags
Saints over Panthers
Cowboys over Seafags
I can see the Skins win, but the Rams defense is a lot better than NO defense, and I see Griffin struggling. maybe a 3 point game if the Skins win, but not sure they win by more than that. I think the Broncos beat the Falcons straight up which means they cover, and I would absolutely stay away from SD over TEN.
For what it’s worth, I really don’t gamble on the NFL, but the only sport I follow closely is the NFL, and I generally do pretty well in my pickem leagues against the spread and straight up.
When it comes down to it, it is still your bet so pick what you think makes the most sense, and win or lose, make sure it’s not money you’rew going to miss.
September 14th, 2012 at 7:57 PM
make sure it’s not money you’rew going to miss.
Always miss money that “floats” away but I won’t be missing rent or starving. And I picked Skins because I’m not too high on the Rams, not because of last week. Trust him more than I do Bradford, even at home. Reason I decided not to do SD is because they’re a mixbag of shit. Never know which version of the Chargers are showing up.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:13 PM
Sounds like it should work out then meth. All this gambling talk is gonna make me want to start betting on NFL games again.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:23 PM
All this gambling talk
I told my brother about it and he said he wants to try it when he comes down. Right now he’s over in the Kalishnakov factory making bets on which American embassy crumbles to the ground first.
/Too soon’d?
September 14th, 2012 at 8:27 PM
He wouldn’t really do that, by the way. He works (worked?) for a concession company that sets up at concerts and shit, works with a lot of people of the “nohh speaka da onglais” variety. Met himself a Russian girl. Guess he’s figuring he might as well save on the mail order part of mail order Russian bride.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:35 PM
Ha! Save on the shipping if you can. UPS would probably put her in the shed or break her anyways.
/yesterday’d
September 14th, 2012 at 8:37 PM
break her anyways.
Pretty sure she’s already been broken by my brother. She’s pretty fine, I’d have broken her too. I’d also like to rescind that statement if she ever one day turns out to be my sister-in-law.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:39 PM
Now that’s funny!
September 14th, 2012 at 8:42 PM
meth when does the Ex get back to take the dog?
September 14th, 2012 at 8:42 PM
It’s crazy the last time he went there, he only took 500 bucks with him (not counting the cost of his plane tickets) and stayed there for a month. Still had money left over when he got home. Talk about a fucking generous exchange rate.
/Ohhhh, Mr. American! Take me to land of big B.X.!
September 14th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
meth when does the Ex get back to take the dog?
I want to say October 1st. I’m not looking forward to it either. If I’ve already been ran over that feels like the backing up to do it again part. Now throw in her trying to patch things up before she gets home, and it just fuels the flames, man.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:47 PM
I was thinking about that meth. Is it too late to train the dog to piss and shit inside?
September 14th, 2012 at 8:49 PM
Is it too late to train the dog to piss and shit inside?
Not going to lie. He still has his moments. Barely a year old, so if I sleep in too long, which isn’t often, he has his accidents here and there. But that’s the fucked up part of the whole deal. I raised him, he’s been with me for 7 of the 10 months that we’ve had him. So regardless of him being her xmas present, he’s my fucking dog.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:50 PM
holu shit I’ve tried to post a comment like 4 times and it’s disappeared. Apparently commenting about teaching a dog to chew your ex’s shoes or purses is an issue here.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:51 PM
I was kind of counting on that. If he’s goig to be terribly difficult for her to train, she might give him back to you.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
If he’s goig to be terribly difficult
He wont be. Like I said for the most part he’s good. She’ll come home to a well behaved trained dog and I’m the one that had to deal with all the shit, literally and figuratively.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:57 PM
That sucks dude. I don’t have a dog because I’m extremely allergic, but I see the bond my brother has with his dog, and I know it won’t be easy to give him up.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:59 PM
and I know it won’t be easy to give him up.
/Front door creaks open
//Pokes head out
///YOU’LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!
////Slams door shut
September 14th, 2012 at 9:01 PM
But in all seriousness the whole situation just fucking sucks.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
I’m a Texans fan, but that line scares me. Feels like a trap game. Division game, on the road, MJD, high expectations, plus crazy shit always happens to the Texans in Cracksonville. I think they will win, but laying more than a TD sounds too risky
September 14th, 2012 at 9:04 PM
Yep.
Do you think there is any way she’d be willing to compromise, give you custody since she’s been away/had time to think things over?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Definitely sucks dude.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:05 PM
SROD! How you living?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
On a lighter note a funny story about the Russian discussion and possible repercussions.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:09 PM
Brother’s been dating this chick for a while, can’t even remember how long. Everyone knows he’s dating her. He knows everyone knows he dating her. My Mom, even though she knows, has still only been told by my brother that’s going to visit his “work friends.” He refuses to tell her. Comes home. Here’s your grandbaby, Mom. Meet Viktor Van Ricktenstockuh.
Do you think there is any way she’d be willing to compromise, give you custody since she’s been away/had time to think things over?
Highly, highly doubt it.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:11 PM
She sounds like a cunt.
/soused’d
September 14th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
meth I have a female friend who met a russian guy, and is in labor right now with his baby. He’s cool enough though. Only weird part is that he has 2 kids with his ex wife, and she’s never met them.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Gonna go on an all-meat/veggie diet starting tomorrow to lose 10-15 lbs. Helps I’m going to a cookout tomorrow. Yes i can drink on the diet
September 14th, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Smallie, doin’ alright. Just watched Harper hit one out to tie the game at 1 in the 6th. Doin’ mostly lurking today, laughing at comments.
How ’bout you?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Yea I just think it’s funny that she’s throwing subtle hooks for information from him and she’s the only one in two states it seems that hasn’t been told directly.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Gonna go on an all-meat/veggie diet starting tomorrow to lose 10-15 lbs. Helps I’m going to a cookout tomorrow. Yes i can drink on the diet
That doesn’t sound like a diet at all.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Ha! I’m sure you did due diligence before deciding. Vez, you are the man.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:15 PM
We had a babysitter who was born in russia and adopted by a couple here. Fine
September 14th, 2012 at 9:15 PM
Walking I lost almost 20 pounds this summer solely by following the following diet:
drinking liquor as opposed to beer
eating proper portions of whatever the hell I wanted
playing golf twice a week
easiest diet ever.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
SROD I must be living right, a lot of good things going on at the moment.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
out of curiosity, how are you a Nationals fan?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
Smallie, good on ya. Keep riding the wave, brotha. Savor the moments.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
Well the diet part is no carbs or dairy. Not easy to swear off bread…chips…crackers…ice cream….cheese
Last one i di was no meat or dairy. Dropped 10 in a month
September 14th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
Walking, I just got a case of Otter Creek Black IPA tonight. FANTASTIC beer.
/no longer dieting
September 14th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Short version: Grew up in Memphis (60s-80s). Expos AAA team was there in ’74 (including Gary Carter). Followed those guys at they got called up to the show. Too stubborn/lazy to change allegiance.
After all these years, they may be on the verge of doing some damage in October. Maybe, all the waiting will come to fruition this fall. Maybe.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
Not easy to swear off bread…chips…crackers…ice cream….cheese
Name all the good shit, why don’t you? At least you still got meat and beer.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:21 PM
Too stubborn/lazy to change allegiance.
Give it a year or two that’ll be my new excuse as to why I’m still a Dolphins fan.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:22 PM
Dunno if I could ever give up carbs. Probably need to, but it would be difficult.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:22 PM
I can appreciate that man. I’ve been a Cardinals fan since I was 7.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
Just got back from fishing. Did the Washington St. Pirates game start yet?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
I don’t see how swearing off cheese is even possible. If somebody even thinks about fixing me a sandwich without cheese….
September 14th, 2012 at 9:24 PM
it’s hard work following a shit team for years and years hoping this is the year they break through. The Cards were so close in SB43, and that gave me enough hope that it can happen again.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:24 PM
Just got back from fishing.
And? How’d you do?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
Come on man. You make your own sandwiches.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
West Tennessee has been Cardinals’ country for a long time. I still kinda root for ‘em.
They have a lot of young talent that doesn’t get a lot of hype when they’re in the minors, but they get called up & produce.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
that gave me enough hope that it can happen again.
Which hands filling up faster? The one you’re filling with hope or the one you’re filling with shit?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
Smallie that sounds interesting. All i got is a six of goose island harvest ale. And tgree different small batch bourbons. And 10 lbs too many
September 14th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
You make your own sandwiches.
I will at home from now on, but not when I get take out or go somewhere.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
Wazzu up 7-0, 6 min left in the first quarter.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
I was talking about the NFL Cardinals, but they both used to be in STL. I never really got into baseball. No local team in AZ growing up, ran track instead of playing baseball from about 12 on, and just never picked it back up.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
Pretty shitty. 14″ and 12″ Brown Trout. Missed probably 6 or 7 nice ones that either hit or darted at my lure multiple times. Couple of em had to be 16″+.
/and some creek chubs
//that were thrown in the woods
September 14th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
Monster!!! I can’t use that in front of my mom, but that is funny.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
I’d put them on equal footing. Dick.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
For real meth. No carbs might be harder than no meat. At least with no meat i could do peanut butter sandwiches and chips/hummus/salsa. Might get drunker on this one
September 14th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
iTunes has given me “Shake Ya Tailfeather” and “Pop Goes The Weasel” back to back. Apparently I’m in for a retro night.
/sup fuckers
September 14th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
and some creek chubs
You said chub.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
Whoops. You caught me assuming. Thanks for helping me catch up.
Your football team has some good parts. You need a quarterback right now. Fitzgerald ain’t getting any younger.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
Pretty shitty. 14″ and 12″ Brown Trout.
Least you didn’t get skunked, though.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
WSU just scored again. Announcers starting that “this could be the start of that Air Raid taking flight” stuff. Here comes the hype.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
I can see you on your flip phone, calling your Russian girlfriend, saying “make me a sandwich, woman. And don’t skimp on the cheese, ya hear?”
September 14th, 2012 at 9:33 PM
I’d put them on equal footing. Dick.
That had to get a little chuckle out of you. My dad used to always say that shit.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
I don’t have a Russian girlfriend, SROD, that’s my brother. But now that you mention it, I might have to tell him to bring me one.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
I don’t get the cheese thing. Cheese belongs on pizza and bacon cheeseburgers. That’s all.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
No he’s not, and look at the numbers he puts up with shit for QBs. Can you imagine him with a real QB? Jerry Rice’s numbers would be in jeaopardt.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
Definitlely chuckled.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
Just one possible future, bro. Just one possible future. Keep hope alive!
September 14th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
Yeah, I went 4-12 in my family pool. My Mom went 11-5. Fuck Week 1.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:37 PM
With all due respect, and I mean with all due respect, you sir, are out of your fucking mind.
/Team cheese is awesome
September 14th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
I heard a Belichick quote on NFLN the other day to that effect. Larry is a helluva player. Up to this point, he hasn’t done finger-pointing at Kolb or any other QB.
Wonder how long he lasts before he snaps?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:39 PM
Agree to disagree.
Cheese finds its way (and overpowers itself) into too many situations that it should just stay the fuck out of.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:39 PM
Swiss and Provolone are good on some types of sandwiches. Like meatball, Italian, Reuben etc. Especially when you’re broiling the bread and cheese in the oven.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
Cheese finds its way (and overpowers itself) into too many situations that it should just stay the fuck out of.
Cheese is awesome! Now quit being a dingleberry and get off our ass!
September 14th, 2012 at 9:43 PM
Cheese is big in my hh so wont be easy. Kids love dang quesadillas and they’re easy to make, pizzas, just made chzbutgers tonight….im a cheddar man for life but the wife likes just about every kind and she’s got the kids appreciating that stinky moldy soft shit too
September 14th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
I don’t think he’ll ever snap. He will probably (unfortunately) play his whole career with Arizona, and one of the supreme talents of the last 30 years will have been wasted away.
On a side note, he seems like he is an all-around good dude. He’s made a connection with Phoenix, the community, his charities, etc. Best case scenario is that he does a Ray Bourque and goes to a contender late in his career to get a chance at a ring that he wouldn’t have had otherwise.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:46 PM
Y U mad bro?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:46 PM
Ya know, Pastor, that would be a refreshing change. In the handful of his interviews I’ve seen, he sounds like a squared-away dude. Not a punk at all.
But, I thought the same about Dwight Howard a few years ago.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:47 PM
He’ll never snap. He’s the ultimate professional and team player. he’s under contract for another 8 years until he’s like 35. That team is building a strong foundation with young players on defense, and is really only a QB, and a lineman or two away from being a consistent playoff and SB contender.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:48 PM
Other than Stafford who in his own right, is a hillbilly. Calvin’s first few years were wasted away with Culpepper, Stanton, Kitna, Hill and whoever else. If Calvin had Brady or Manning, he would shatter every WR record.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:48 PM
Disagree to agree.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
Other than Stafford who in his own right, is a hillbilly
Every time I see that word on this site, it makes me laugh. Every single time.
“Hilljack” is acceptable, as well.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
While Stafford is a hillbilly, he is still miles better than anything Fitzy has had other than 1.5 years of Kurt Warner. CJ and Fitz on equal teams, with equal QBs and talent around them, Fitz gets better numbers, although I may be biased.
/I’m biased
September 14th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
Megatron’s the best athlete in the league bro. And he can block! He’s pretty good decoy… Eat shit Linehan.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:54 PM
Vlad I’m not doubting CJ’s ability, but nothing you or anyone can say will ever convince me that he is a better WR than Fitz. Better athlete sure. better WR no fucking way.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:54 PM
dang quesadillas
Do you tell them to go make themselves a dang quesadilla?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:55 PM
“Hilljack”
A hillbilly lumberjack. A hack for short.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:57 PM
I was texting my Dad (on my old ass phone) on my lunch break earlier about those games to get his input as well. Just realized when I went out for my last break he texted me back and asked me what the spread Eagle was.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:58 PM
Did you tell him to ask mom?
September 14th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
to get a chance at a ring that he wouldn’t have had otherwise.
SB43?
September 14th, 2012 at 10:00 PM
Have to agree with this completely.
Megatron may be a physical freak, but Fitz is the best pure receiver in the league.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:00 PM
Did you tell him to ask mom?
No but now I wish I had. I asked him if he was serious or if that was a sorry attempt at a joke.
/Still laughed
September 14th, 2012 at 10:04 PM
So Days of the New got back together? I heard on the radio that they were playing at some club locally I think. Awesome band.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:04 PM
SB 42 had the Tyree catch, SB 43 had the Holmes catch.
None of that was on Fitz.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Days of the New
That name sounds familiar. Is it available on cassette?
September 14th, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Drawing a blank, but wasn’t Days of the New essentially the 3 other guys of some band with a new lead singer?
September 14th, 2012 at 10:08 PM
You’re thinking of Tantric. Travis Meeks was the amazing talent in DotN. He went crazy/drugs etc. Unbelievably talented guy. That would be awesome if he’s back on his feet. Phenomenal acoustic player and his Doors covers are incredible.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:10 PM
What the fuck is that?
September 14th, 2012 at 10:11 PM
Doors covers are incredible.
I couldn’t ever get into Doors. My brother had a live DVD of theirs which might’ve been good if you were on acid. But since we weren’t that was one of the most boring neverending film segments I’ve ever sat through.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Him, Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley, Shannon Hoon…
Gotta shake your head at what could have been.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
The Doors are fantastic. But here is one of the covers I was talking about.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Gotta shake your head at what could have been.
Absolutely.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:21 PM
Travis be back though. Hoon is the most missed of those three. Fuck Kurt Cobain.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
Nats lost. I’m fading. You fellas have great weekends. Be careful out there.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:26 PM
I’m fading.
Not sure if you meant getting tired, but if you did so am I. It’s not even 10:30, I shouldn’t be this tired. If I was home I would probably go to bed.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:28 PM
I might argue Layne Staley over Hoon, but I agree with you on Cobain.
For my money, Pearl Jam will always be the cream of the 90′s crop. Anyone who argues for Nirvana has to realize one minor detail…their best musician/songwriter wasn’t writing anything for them.
Kurt Cobain was not half the musician that Dave Grohl is.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
Did love me some Pearl Jam. I really liked Nirvana in high school. I find myself changing the station when it comes on now, though.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:35 PM
So, again, off topic…
Weird Al does a phenomenal job with his polka medleys. He did one on the “UHF” soundtrack that was all Rolling Stones tunes.
So I think the next logical extension would a Pearl Jam one.
/um, yeah
//drunj
September 14th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Soundgarden and Rage were pretty good.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
Without a doubt.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Andrew Wood was an insane talent too, and heroin got the best of him. If he hadn’t OD’d, Pearl Jam would have never come about. PJ is hands down my favorite band of all time. Crazy that they wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for Wood OD’ing.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
heroin got the best of him.
That shit is reaching damn near epidemic levels around here.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
They started cracking down in prescription drug fraud and abuse, so with that and the combination of companies coming out with time released painkillers that don’t have the same effect when snorted people are turning to heroine.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Temple of the Dog was awesome.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Not just there, it’s scary everywhere. I know a lot of people who got caught up in the rush, and pretty much all of them are dead as a result. Scary, scary drug.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:50 PM
randomly, Eddie Vedder wasn’t supposed to be a part of Temple of the Dog. he was just watching them record and when they didn’t have a second verse written for Hunger Strike, he stepped up next to Cornell and sang the same verse he just heard. Just like that they didn’t need a 2nd verse.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:51 PM
Ha, I was just playing that.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:57 PM
I’m debating on getting beer on the way home. I’m so freaking tired right now, I feel like I could go to bed. But a lot of times my body tricks me, I get home and I’m wide fucking awake till 2 or 3 in the morning. And if I go home and all of a sudden perk up and can’t sleep, liquor stores will no longer be open for business.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:57 PM
Do it Meth. never a bad thing to have beer on hand.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:59 PM
Just get an energy shot to go with the beer.
September 14th, 2012 at 11:01 PM
Just get an energy shot to go with the beer.
Haha. Jeigerbombs.
/The drunk side of you passes out
//30 minutes later you wake up fucking jacked
September 14th, 2012 at 11:03 PM
What is with our states and their bullshit beer laws, Smallie? People always look at me weird in states where they carry beer in gas stations.
/Gets to the counter
//Does a double take to the back
///SOUND THE ALARM!
September 14th, 2012 at 11:08 PM
Huh? I’m an advocate for beer at every gas station. Stupid liquor law license restrictions. Gas stations would make so much more money if they all could sell booze. And hate the 2 AM liqour law in my state.
September 14th, 2012 at 11:11 PM
And hate the 2 AM liqour law in my state.
1 A.M. here. For the longest time couldn’t get it on Sundays. Have to close by 8 on Sundays but most close at 4 or 5. Can’t get it in gas stations or convenience stores/grocery stores. Liquor stores only.
PA-beer is sold only at distributors. Have to buy a case. unless you buy a 6 pack at a bar. Have to buy your liquor and wine at a separate store. Not sure about the Sunday.
September 14th, 2012 at 11:13 PM
Bars around here close at 1 a.m., there’s only one liquor store around here open that late but I really don’t like going to that one. It’s not really all that close.
September 14th, 2012 at 11:13 PM
I’ve officially reached the point at where I cannot play guitar well enough to continue due to alcohol. Oh well.
September 14th, 2012 at 11:15 PM
I’ve officially reached the point at where I cannot play guitar well enough to continue due to alcohol.
Gotta find that perfect balance. A few will make you better (or at least think it does) but then the scale starts to tip the other way. I always played fucking amazing stoned. And that was recording verified, not deranged stoned thoughts.
September 14th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
Just had a customer ask how we could confirm that our products were not produced with slave labor. Get the fuck out of here. Is that really what’s on your mind at 11 oclock at night?
September 14th, 2012 at 11:22 PM
True dat. I was jamming quite easily earlier. Now, I can still play nothing but chords easily. But I hate that. When you get to the drunk as hell stage, complex picking and some solos get really hard.
September 14th, 2012 at 11:27 PM
Nevermind. I just nailed the Say Hello to Heaven solo.
September 14th, 2012 at 11:28 PM
PA liquor laws are ridiculously bullshit. Should be able to buy beer whenever and wherever I want.
/’Merica’d
September 14th, 2012 at 11:28 PM
GREAT FUCKING SONG
September 14th, 2012 at 11:32 PM
Here comes the rooster
Yeeeeeeah
No he ain’t gonna die
September 15th, 2012 at 12:30 AM
Are we awake¿
September 15th, 2012 at 12:32 AM
I am. Just came back after watching the refs fuck UNLV.
September 15th, 2012 at 12:39 AM
Tomorrow I’m gonna have a talk with the neighbors, tell them they need to step their game up on their internet provider. This slow ass internet’s always cramping my style.
/Isn’t really gonna tell the neighbors that
//Needs to get his own internet
///Doesn’t have much style to cramp anyways
September 15th, 2012 at 12:41 AM
There’s games on this late? West coast?
September 15th, 2012 at 12:49 AM
Did end up getting beer. Had to go to the farther place. I swear the place by my house just wings it when it comes to closing time. Like ahhh fuck it let’s just go home. Fuck that. It’s always time for business time.