Comments on: Chicago Bears Fan, Green Bay Packers Fan Find Friendship in Four Loko, PBR and a Giant Mural of Vegetables

By: Rosebud

Rosebud — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 19:16:37 +0000

I still see a 3.23% chance that the Packers fan with the 30 rack of PBR has just been approached by the Bears fan who has made a comment about his red Four Loko tasting better than his dumb purple Four Loko and the Packers will not successfully run a fake FG play! (man with PBR's facial expression) Not impressed, bro.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:38:10 +0000

When I got home last night I decided to polish off the jager I had so I threw it in the blender with some Coke and ice. Goes down smooth.

/spencer’s mom

By: angry

angry — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:36:43 +0000

Red Bull/Vodka

I’m partial to jager/red bull, but it’s been a while since I’ve had it.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:35:21 +0000

Red Bull & Vodka = instant danger. Can’t remember any night where when RBV’s were consumed and it didn’t turn into a shit show.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:33:20 +0000

I am what I am.

I was born a snake handler, I’ll die a snake handler.

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:32:41 +0000

twigs and berries more easily distinguishable

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:30:52 +0000

Apparently the definition of vegetable is much more open to interpretation than ‘fruit’ or ‘berry’

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:30:39 +0000

You corrected your comment, Tim? You bastard.

Stupposedly.

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:30:19 +0000

Basically a large energy drink with a wine % that you can chug. Highly, highly recommend it at least once.

Four Loko: The finest product from The Ohio State University since we gave you O.A.R. and Rascal Flatts.

/You’re welcome, Tim Ryan

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:29:10 +0000

It tastes

No. We can’t let him get away with fixing his comments, while we suffer for want of an edit button. It’s time to take a stand!

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:28:59 +0000

And potatoes are veggies. What else could it be?

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:28:56 +0000

i would like a weirdly shaped potato please. that will be two days' work, pleasethank you

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:28:23 +0000

You corrected your comment, Tim? You bastard.

By: FondleMySweaters

FondleMySweaters — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:28:18 +0000

That one zucchini looks like its trying to escape. It has nothing to fear. Those men haven’t touched a vegetable since the last time they could see their dicks.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:28:07 +0000

Red Bull/Vodka dangerous in that you have more than you need, everytime. Good rule of thumb for me is to just avoid vodka altogether

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:27:10 +0000

It tastes like mouthwash mixed with Robitussin, with a splash of sweat.

Minus the sweat, it tastes just like a 7th grade Friday night before going to the high school game.

By: Walking Underwear

Walking Underwear — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:26:49 +0000

ahhh, the potato. so many weird varieties, so much can be done with them. one of my kids will eat french fries but not tater tots

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:25:45 +0000

So you just take an energy drink and add alcohol? Fuck that. I don’t drink non-fermented alcohol. I’m sure they just make it in an industrial vat, Walter White-style.

I tried it for the first time in Buffalo as it’s banned in Utah-style Canada. It was life changing. You get really fucked up really fast. Basically a large energy drink with a wine % that you can chug. Highly, highly recommend it at least once. You are going to need some sort of activity while your drunk on it like pool hopping or Craig James’ing some hookers.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:25:44 +0000

/orders another Jack & Coke

I’ve done the Jack Daniel’s tour 3 or 4 times, and at least can feel comfortable that it’s all made naturally.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:25:35 +0000

I’ve stopped apologizing for my quote fails. I am what I am.