Missouri Fans Are Far Too Classy For The SEC
This may be the most Midwestern thing ever. Missouri fans took out an ad in Georgia’s school newspaper thanking the Bulldogs and their fans for being “friendly, gracious and fun” visitors last weekend, as they expounded upon the finer points of their “old man football.”
“Our thanks to all of you Georgia Bulldog fans! What a terrific bunch of visitors you were – Friendly, gracious and fun. We don’t like to lose around here, but both of our teams played an undeniably exciting and awesome game! You gave us an unforgettable first game in the SEC, and we thank you for that. We hope you enjoyed your visit to mid-Missouri and look forward to seeing you next time.”
Polite, earnest and refreshing. We’ll check back in after a couple years of rough losses and after their campus gets invaded by LSU fans screaming “Tiger Bait!” and not caring that it doesn’t make sense. Guessing Texas A&M fans use this route to troll Missouri before their teams play on Nov. 24.
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September 13th, 2012 at 6:47 PM
lol. So gay.
September 13th, 2012 at 6:55 PM
They’re hopeless.
September 13th, 2012 at 6:58 PM
Midwestern
We need CJ here to give us a ruling.
Knowing what I know about Mizzou fans, this was probably paid for by a KU fan.
September 13th, 2012 at 7:29 PM
South of 70, Missourah is the south. North of 70 is midwest, at least that’s my perception from having lived there.
September 13th, 2012 at 7:53 PM
South of 70, Missourah is the south. philgp
70 goes through missourugh 1/3-2/3 North/South. Even though they are Slaver bastards, ah hell, The South it is. I’ve been camping in southern missourah a whole lot camping and canoeing. Deliverance could have been filmed there and nobody would have known the difference.
September 13th, 2012 at 8:17 PM
The only part of Missouri that’s really southern is the boot north to Cape. The rest of southern Missouri is about as southern as northern and western Arkansas, not very.
September 13th, 2012 at 8:23 PM
I don’t know if this billboard is still up, but just east of KC (in Grain Valley) there used to be this billboard:
http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/958755_.html
Does that prove southern vs midwest? I dunno lol
September 13th, 2012 at 8:58 PM
I agree with KC. Actual Mizzou fans are scum of the Earth. Throwing beer cans at the elderly, spitting on people, class acts.
September 13th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
Husker fans are pretty degenerate too!
J/K I have inlaws in Lincoln so I’m somewhat of a Husker sympathizer
September 13th, 2012 at 9:48 PM
If you want a good idea of what Mizzou is like, read this…
http://outkickthecoverage.com/dixieland-delight-missouri-part-two.php
September 13th, 2012 at 10:40 PM
If you want a good idea of what Mizzou is like, read this…
http://outkickthecoverage.com/dixieland-delight-missouri-part-two.php
That seems accurate. Mizzou chicks have always been hot. They didn’t fall into the Grunge era flannel bullshit Lawrence chicks did.