Brandon McCarthy Released From Hospital, Takes Opportunity to Ask Wife About Threesome
WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 11, 2012
Brandon McCarthy was released from the hospital today. McCarthy suffered a fractured skull, concussion, epidural hemorrhage and had to have surgery after taking a line drive to the head a week ago. The good news is he gets to go home and he seems to be recovering. The bad news is his wife, Amanda, isn’t up for a threeway.
@bmccarthy32 I WILL strike someone with a brain injury
— Amanda McCarthy (@Mrs_McCarthy32) September 11, 2012
A full recovery is better than nothing, Brandon – as is your wife.
Previously: Video: A’s Pitcher Brandon McCarthy Took a Line Drive to the Head

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September 11th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
What would happen if a soccer player took a baseball to the face like that? Could you imagine how many times they would do that roll thing they do?
September 11th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
I bet Sanchize DM’d him an invitation to a threesome with him and Evan Longoria. Nope, not a typo
September 11th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Selfish son of a bitch. Line drive to the head aside, you have won life, dude. Asking for a threesome is just overreaching.
September 11th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Hope he’s able to make a full recovery. The video of him getting hit was awful.
September 11th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
she is quite the nookstress.
September 11th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
trollin’ and patrollin’
September 11th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Anyone else not find this guy funny at all?
September 11th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
I’m pretty sure posting on twitter about your fantasy team removes from you the authority to determine who is entertaining.
/team please stop all jackasses from talking about fantasy football
September 11th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
oh you are a jets and yankees fan that explains so much given the qualities of other jets and yankees fans in this region of the internet and universe so there is no need to expand or reply
/punches a chick in the face
September 11th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
God his wife is a smokeshow.
September 11th, 2012 at 6:16 PM
ritty wins.
September 11th, 2012 at 6:17 PM
Amanda McCarthy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anna Benson
September 11th, 2012 at 6:18 PM
Amanda McCarthy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anna Benson
Well yeah, but only if you don’t care for trashy girls who look like they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
September 11th, 2012 at 6:19 PM
You’re right, i don’t care for trashy girls
September 11th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
If he had half a brain he wouldn’t say such stupid things.