NFL: Post Game Handshakes, Week 1 – Vernon Davis Dunk Attempt, Julio Jones Exploits Chiefs Depleted Defense, and Lots of Interceptions
Every Monday morning this season, we’ll do the Post Game Handshakes, in honor of Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz, who meet again Sunday evening. In it, I’ll highlight some of the notable things that occurred during the week, go through the games to find interesting plays, and maybe have Schwartz-like wag of the finger for some coaching decisions.
Hail to the Redskins: Heartiest post-week 1 handshake to the Redskins for going into New Orleans and taking the game to the Saints all day long. Robert Griffin III was great. The Redskins were prepared and focused, and Shanahan’s game plan took advantage of the Saints’ porous defense. On the first field goal drive, Griffin didn’t throw any passes beyond the line of scrimmage as the Redskins methodically moved down the field. His first downfield throw was the big play to Garcon, but it was set up by the previous drive.
After that, things weren’t perfect (Redskins had a punt blocked that resulted in a TD), but just as impressive was how they harassed and frustrated Drew Brees. He got his yards in the end as the Saints tried to rally, but he had several stretches early where he missed three passes in a row, and completed less than half for the day. That’s quite a feat going against a guy who has set the completion percentage record.
Don’t write the Saints off yet, though. I know the storyline will be about the “distractions.” The defense has issues, but they will still beat plenty of teams. After last year’s loss to Green Bay, I talked about teams that lose while scoring lots of points in the opener. That applies this year as well, though the X-factor is that we will find out just how good Washington is over the next few weeks.
Julio Jones dominates a bunch of backups: Julio Jones was literally a man amongst older boys this week. Kansas City had four starters out, including cornerback Brandon Flowers and pass rusher Tamba Hali. Stanford Routt, who replaced Brandon Carr on the opposite side, wasn’t great, though there were other targets to pick on, like Jacque Reeves. Jones and the Falcons moved it at will, and he could have easily had a third touchdown that was overthrown (Ryan eventually scored on a touchdown run on that drive).
Remember how dinged up the Chiefs were, though, because the defense shouldn’t be this bad once Flowers and Hali return.
Worst Touchdown Celebration of the Week: I’ll extend my hand and then quickly pull it back from Vernon Davis after this attempted dunk following his touchdown against the Packers.
Bad Interceptions in a win, a good omen? Matthew Stafford threw three interceptions yesterday. Michael Vick topped him with four. Both were able to overcome those interceptions with a late touchdown drive to beat underdogs in the Rams and Browns, respectively.
Take heart, Eagles fans. The last quarterback to throw at least four interceptions in a win on opening day was Ken Stabler in 1976, and the Raiders went on to win the Super Bowl that year. Of course, Stabler was going against the Steel Curtain that day, while Michael Vick was playing the Browns. You have to go back to George Blanda in 1962 to find the only other quarterback with that many interceptions in a win in game one (Blanda threw six).
Still, only 19 quarterbacks have thrown at least three interceptions in a win since the merger. Fourteen of those 19 eventually reached the postseason.
Chris Johnson is back (and I mean the 2011 version): This was a funny nugget from Kirk Minihane at the end of the Patriots-Titans game: “Aaron Hernandez has more rushing yards than Chris Johnson.” That’s not fair, though, Aaron Hernandez is a better running back than Usain Bolt.
The Referees: They were not as good as the real referees, they also aren’t going to lead to brutal injuries and chaos. Pass interference calls widely differ among the regular crews, so that has to be graded on a curve, because it’s not like it’s perfect ever. I would say the Green Bay and San Francisco game was the worst and most inconsistent.
The officials gave the Seahawks an extra timeout at the end of the game, when it should have been taken away as a result of an injury inside the last two minutes. Seattle did not score. Overall, no major gaffes that decided the outcome of a game.
The 4th-and-1 Log: Here’s a log of 4th-and-1 decisions in close games (10 point or less final margin) to see where the decisions came and how it turned out.
1. Rams kicked a field goal on 4th-and-1 at the 11 to cut lead to 7-6. They eventually lost by 4.
2. Jaguars had 4th and goal at the one yard line in a scoreless game in the first quarter. Mike Smith did not rub off on Mike Mularkey. They kicked the FG to go up 3-0. Eventually lost in overtime by a FG. That wasn’t all, as both teams cancelled out with 4th-and-2 chances. Jacksonville also kicked on 4th-and-1 from inside the 10-yard line when trailing by five, and Minnesota kicked to go up eight on 4th and goal.
3. Eagles went for it on 4th-and-1 with 2:50 left, trailing by six. LeSean McCoy converted and they scored the winning touchdown five plays later. This was a little more obvious, though a smattering of scared souls might have kicked a FG here and try to tie it later.
4. Mike Shanahan went twice in Saints territory on 4th-and-1, converting both, the second by a pass interference penalty. They scored touchdowns on both, and won 40-32.
5. Dallas went on 4th-and-1 at the Giants 37, and got stuffed. They eventually won 24-17. Giants also went on 4th-and-1 in the second half when trailing by two scores, converted, and scored a touchdown.
The Bucs are Tougher: Ten rushing yards allowed, and much stronger defense. Mark Barron made a huge impact, getting big hits, and also defending a key third down pass as Carolina was trying to rally. Carolina’s defense played better after a rough start, and Tampa still needs to get better offensively. Will we see a turnaround like the 49ers? I think that is optimistic, but they are clearly a better team than the train wreck that developed under Raheem Morris.
Other NFL content you may have missed from the weekend:
Video: David Akers tied the Field Goal Record
Video: Brandon Weeden Threw a Bunch of Interceptions
Video: Blaine Gabbert Touchdown Pass to Cecil Shorts
GIF: Trent Richardson Trucking Kurt Coleman
Send your suggestions for future Post-Game Handshake content to my e-mail jkl1974 at live.com, particularly if there are plays from the next week’s games or coaching decisions you want included, that may fly under the radar nationally.

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September 10th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Thank you Jason – this is exactly what’s needed.
And Jim Schwartz can EABOD.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Man, what a time for that timeout gaffe at the end of Arizona-Seattle just as a national audience was tuned in by FOX.
Also, Stafford looked like shit in the first half, but those two drives in the fourth quarter were manly. It’s nice to have him leading the Lions.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Indeed. They looked good, and I was happy to see the RGIII-to-Garcon connection go past twitter.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
And goddamn was it nice to see #18 play well last night. Surgical, as always.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Good write-up Lisk. Since this will be a regular feature on Mondays, I’d request that it be put up as first thread after morning round-up.
Matt Ryan comically overthrew couple of end zone passes. Also had Roddy White running free toward the sidelines for a sure touchdown and threw the ball behind him.
I understand I’m picking nits after a 40 points performance, but it’ll take more than a good regular season to convince me that he is anything but checkdown charlie. The stink off of that Giants game last year still hasn’t worn off.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Definitely. Piss poor.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Really like this post and Duffy’s college morning after post. Some of Vick and Stafford’s interceptions were tipped but overall just really poor decisions. Interesting because both were limited in preseason due to being injury prone. With that said RBIII only had 31 preseason snaps and played lights out.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Der Kaiser – you’re in Atlanta, right? Did you have some problems with the local affiliate keeping a steady feed of the Falcons-Chiefs? Mine kept cutting out in the first half.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Redskins front seven is going to be good, barring injuries as they are not deep. RG3, also good, but had a couple of bad throws dropped by Saints defenders that could have made the game a bit different. He’ll make mistakes.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
This is like an actually good TMQ. Thank you Lisk!!
September 10th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Ten rushing yards allowed
This is why being a fantasy prognosticator is the greatest job. All of the pregame shows were saying how Deangelo Williams was a monster play. He ended up wtih negative yards.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Yeah, I had the same problem. It definitely was the affiliate’s issue. Other channels were working just fine.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Man, that Stafford pick at the goalline was just awful. And forcing those out-routes looked Favreian. Yeesh.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
I’m not sure which job has less consequences for being completely and mindfuckingly wrong a majority of the time – weatherman or fantasy football prognosticator?
September 10th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Depends if the Jets win or not.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
I can imagine being at a Taco Mac or something when that crap went down. Probably a lot of boos and jeers.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
HTTR!
/cautiously optimistic
September 10th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Couldn’t believe how bad they were. And it was both ways too. And Jermichael Finley is a massive asshole.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
If I woulda known this was coming, I would have sent you the video of Gronk whiffing on a TD spike. It was inexplicable.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
He can do whatever he wants in the first three quarters as long as the game is close and he plays like he did in the 4th.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Gronk would like an honorable mention at least.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
I wouldn’t start a Panther in any league that had money involved, no way no how.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I could see Gronk passing that off as the actual celebration. Something ironic about his hands or whatever. But Vernon Davis getting stuffed by the rim was high-quality failure.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
A whole lot of people who said Manning would never be effective again will have to order something to go with the crow that they will now need to consume.
/looking at you, Bill Simmons
September 10th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Raheem had some hot starts too. Don’t crown their ass just yet.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
But he has to be Tom Brady-great for that trade to be worthwhile, yes?
/jumping the gun after 1 week
September 10th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Simmons is too busy driving the Seahawks bandwagon off a cliff. Honestly, Russell fucking Wilson to the Super Bowl? TBL doesn’t troll that hard with the Jets.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Peyton is the best. Just plays with you mind, and then destroys you at the perfect time. Also Von Miller is a beast as well.
/going to be 4-0 in fantasy this week
//no one cares
September 10th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Overall the refs weren’t horrific, but they picked a bad time to shit the bed (national Packers-Niners game and SNF).
September 10th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Was anyone else watching in disbelief as Kevin Kolb came into the game and tore up the Seahawks for a game winning drive?
September 10th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Easy there, first home game against Pitt without Ryan Clark, he looked great but I would be cautious once the hits start pilling up, just one neck surgery is a metric fuckton of neck surgeries. If he can just keep rubbing dirt on his steel girder neck they could win the division, AFC West is a disaster.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Let’s see Peyton do it against a competent defense first.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Takes quite a bit of class to dig your spikes into somebody’s ankle.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
I flipped to ESPN for the Giants-Dodgers game during Steelers-Broncos commercial breaks. The BottomLine was scrolling NFL scores with a marquee called “Reaction” after each score. This reaction was a short quote from a victorious player who contributed to the win. Guess who was quoted in the “Reaction” about Mark Sanchez’s play after the Jets’ win? Not Sanchez, not a receiver, not Rex Ryan. Yeah… fuck you, ESPN.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Yes, yes I was.
/good luck against the Pats next week and their much improved front 7.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
That doesn’t disqualify Finley from being a massive asshole.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
I’m a Simmons defender, but Russell Wilson at no. 1? As far as I’m concerned, he is not allowed to make fun of any other sportswriter and their dopey predictions after he dropped that bit of knowledge on us. Surely he can’t be serious.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Looked like wasn’t paying attention to where he was going and stepped wrong, but, to each his own. I’m talking more about the yapping and trying to rest his dong on Perrish Cox’s head.
Shit, even Butters thinks he’s a cunt, so that’s validation enough for me.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Simmons on the NFL is worth reading for sheer comedic value. The guy has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about.
And yes – who knew the Jermichael Finley was such a POS? Of course, he dropped a huge third down ball.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
I know it’s one game, so I’ll try to avoid the over-reaction and heap praise upon that group. But damn, man… that front seven looks formidable.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Sweet, new weekly column to look forward to! Thanks Lisk
Seriously, I take Russell Simmons’ opinion on football more seriously than Bill Simmons*.
*sorry for the bad Berman-esque joke. Point still stands.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
And that didn’t even happen.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
You’ve got to be shitting me. Even the Red Zone Channel did a side by side split on Sanchez vs. Tebow and the snaps they took. There can’t be anyone left who actually gives a shit anymore when it comes to Tebow, right? Who exactly are these idiots pandering to? I don’t get it.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Agreed that was inexcusable. When he flipped him, Jermichael got what was coming and I was fine with that. The ankle thing pissed me off though.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
It only took 4 years and 2 SB defeats, but the Pats definitely learned their lesson from the Giants D. Strong athletic pass rushers can compensate for a weak secondary.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Talking about how much Tebow sucks, doesn’t matter, isn’t worthy of talking about = talking about Tebow and keeping him relevant.
/Just Don’t Look
September 10th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Chandler Jones, beast. /Cuse
September 10th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Chris Johnson = atrocious.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Hand to Zeus, I’m telling the truth.
Around, I dunno, 10:45 a.m. I flipped on NFL Network and Eisen was just starting a segment about Tebow. He said something about how the majority of people want to hear about the guy, regardless of how burned up the NFL Network’s Twitter feed is with anti-Tebow rhetoric, and that he and his studio analysts are only doing what their producers want. It sounded like a bunch of bullshit. I changed the channel as soon as the video began to roll.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Do you ever listen to sports radio? Heard this morning that Sanchez played better yesterday because Tebow was there to push him. It’s completely ridiculous.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
My viewpoint of Jermichael Finley is purely shaped by fantasy football. I remember a couple years back, everyone on our league was falling over each other to draft him. But he’s been a total disappointment. It just doesn’t make any sense. It seems like he has all the physical tools and a great QB that would translate to him being a great tight end. But it just hasn’t happened for him.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Chandler Jones gave me a chick boner
September 10th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
I’ve been on this train for a couple years now…YOTTO my ass, catch the fucking ball
September 10th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
I was also a bit surprised with the play call the Packers went with on 4th down at the end of the game yesterday. Just chucking it up to Jordy seemed…..like a shitty play call. Looked the the Irish offense that asshole Tommy Rees was running at the end of the game on Saturday.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
The same people who drink light beer, eat at sonic and buy a new truck every 2 years.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Part of it is because he’s a fucking Longhorn. The other part is that there are a lot of mouths to feed in that passing game.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
I live by waaaay too many of these people.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Fuck that dude. Overrated piece of shit. Try to actually run instead of twinkle toe dance.
I’ll agree with everyone else, Chandler Jones is a beast.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
So many problems would be fixed if only more people would adhere to this simple policy
September 10th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
The formation was what did them in, should have had one guy in there to help block…with the lack of time he’d gotten on the previous two downs it was probably the only chance to let guys get downfield (and it nearly worked which is the amazing thing)
September 10th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Chris Johnson = atrocious
It’s confusing. Didn’t get many carries after first quarter. Called a heck of a lot of pass plays early, thne got down big after the fumble return
September 10th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Shanahan did a great job protecting Griffin yesterday. So many moved pockets and quick throws that the defense never could get a good handle on him.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Women. Did you see dude running in slow motion in the rain with his fhirt off? He’s so dreamy…
/2nd best looking QB on the Jets roster.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
I was waiting for Jordy to jump over Culliver to grab that. I would have promptly shit my pants and probably destroyed the TV.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
From what I understand he drops a lot of passes. Yesterday’s game wasn’t an anomaly.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
all dependent on news. but we’ll target 10 am-ish.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
clearly the redskins are going 16-0.
/texts i may have sent my friends at halftime yesterday
September 10th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Cool. Earlier the better. That way everyone can contribute to the same NFL thread. If it gets posted later in the day, people who talked NFL previously on other threads might not contribute.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Was anyone else watching in disbelief as Kevin Kolb came into the game and tore up the Seahawks for a game winning drive?
Make sure you give John Skelton credit for the QB Win since he started and all he does literally is win.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
My Fox affiliate, (Fox 5 in DC), cutout for a few seconds about 5 times during the WAS v. NO game. It was infuriating.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Washington -3 At St. Louis 45
Thought I had the over on Panthers season wins, turns out I have the ‘Skins over 6.5. That bet is looking good. Selecting Redskins in Pick’em as well. I am going down with this ‘Skins ship.
/Team Blackout Gambling
September 10th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Lisk, are you putting down $70 for the coach’s tape that NFL is making available for the first time this year. You bloggers must feel the same way about this as I did when I discovered free internet porn.
September 10th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
when there are no expectations or pressure, there is no one better than Dreamy Kevin.
September 10th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
I was a bit surprised at McCarthy’s decisions on fourth down. He had at least two (maybe three?) times when the Packers were around midfield and had fourth down and manageable (less than 5 yards) and he punted. Given how easy the Niners moved the ball on the Packers’ defense, those decisions aren’t being talked about enough as having impacted the game.
September 10th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
So how may quarters until we see Ryan Lindley in action. With the Cardinals tackles I don’t think Kolb makes it a half in the next game.
September 10th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Buffalo looked so bad yesterday that I won’t be surprised if Kansas City goes ATM on them this week
September 10th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Drove me crazy and he’s usually pretty aggressive so I thought for sure one or two of those would have resulted in leaving the offense out there, especially at 23-7
September 10th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
So glad I took Forte over him in fantasy.
September 10th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
/pours one out for Fred Jackson’s sprained knee ligaments
September 10th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Every time he brought out the punter I breathed a sigh of relief.
September 10th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
The last bomb to Nelson was more a result of the atrocious line play biting them one more time than anything else. The defender was on Rogers in 2 seconds. He had no other move.
September 10th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Meh…the Chiefs aren’t that good. Control Charles and you can beat them.
September 10th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
how is KC’s o-line?
September 10th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Seems to be pretty decent.